Woot another new chapter..Want to find out who the girl is? Will she be mentioned or not? So many questions and the answers are here! lololol

You try eating a whole packet of midget gems and not be giddy!

Oh incase your wondering No I do not hate old people and would never treat an elderly person in that way. I would of used a child but the I forget what its called..It's not the RSPCA is the other one for kids..Well I don't want them knocking on my door screaming about child abuse.

Elderly people don't have an association that I know off..If you know any let me know

Disclaimer: I wonder who made midget gems, it wasn't the maker of Death Note! I didn't make either!

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Mello glared at the girl in front of him; how could she be here? no..Why is she still alive? Shouldn't annoying people be locked up somewhere? Well if that was the case then Sirius would of been locked up ages ago, with they key thrown the hell away!

Mello just glared at the girl, he could see her lips moving indicating that she was talking, but he couldn't hear anything. Not that he would want to hear her annoying voice anyway..She walked over to him and put her hand on his shoulder: Mello tensed up, every fibre of his being rejected her. She placed a quick kiss on his cheek and bid him goodbye.

Mello stood for a few seconds, watching her walk away; before he started storming up to where the others would be. Mello stormed around the boat glaring at anyone who would dare to look his way; he caught a glimpse of Kitty an Sirius before he was tackled to the ground by something stripey and red.

Matt grabbed onto Mello's waist and hugged him tightly that Mello could barely breathe:

"Mello!" Matt exclaimed: "I'm sorry about earlier! Don't leave me and run off with some girl!" The red head declared dramatically: "If you do I'll die!" Matt dramatically started clutching his heart, as if he was really dying. Mello looked at him, did he see her too? No, if he did he would be way more excitable and possessive than this. Mello decided that he would tell the red head later.

Mello looked up to see Kitty walking towards the two, her hands in her pockets and Sirius skipping gleefully behind her, screaming something in a different language; although Mello was sure it was just gibberish, it had to be, it was probably words backwards. Sometimes Sirius reminded Mello of the exorcist, he certainly didn't want to see what Sirius would be like if he was possessed by demons.

Kitty looked at the two then at the people all around them; who kept shooting weird looks at the couple and glaring at them, Kitty sighed, she couldn't take these two anywhere could she!

"Come on Malchik gay, pillow biter, people are looking at you two and.." Kitty started to say but Matt interrupted her:

"Then let them stare!" Matt declared dramatically putting his back hand to his forehead, so his palm was facing out; the same pose that some woman do when they pretend to faint.

Mello got up onto his feet, with the help of Kitty, and Matt instantly jumped up and glomped Mello; whispering things into his ear.

Matt giggled and put his arms around Mello neck and started to swing slightly; Mello grabbed onto the redhead's waist to stop the boy from falling. This caused a few people to stare curiously at the two, Mello glared at them, a glare that would make Satan himself whimper. Matt started singing some song and giggled, he pulled himself closer to Mello, Mello smelt his breath and jerked his head back, giving the red head and annoyed, questioning look:

"Have you been drinking?" He demanded; Matt burst into a fit of laughter and then fell into Mello, ultimately answering his question. Mello tightened his grip on the red head and moved his head so the gamer's head was now leaning on his shoulder.

Mello looked over at Kitty for an answer. Kitty looked at Mello and laughed slightly at the look on his face, Mello was quite adorable when he was angry, well sometimes, sometimes he's just plain scary. Kitty often wondered if Mello was the devil himself. Mello raised his eyebrow at Kitty; a sign that he wanted her to answer. And answer now, before he throws something at a random poor innocent.

"Yeah he was" Kitty answered clicking her tongue: "It was B's idea of course, L has no idea and Light was pretty against it himself. But B gave the three of us a drink each as well. He had one for you but..Matt drunk it, he drunk mine too" Kitty smirked, she looked over to see Sirius pestering some old lady. Mello groaned; why did bad things always happen to him?! Matt pushed Mello off him and stood beside the blond, Mello put his arm around Matt's waist again, to stop the redhead from swaying back and forth and falling flat on his face:

"Mello!" Matt exclaimed, pushing Mello away and falling over. Matt lay on the ground; laughing at the fact that he fell over and Mello stared at the redhead lying on the ground, a blank expression on his face. Matt drunk was certainly entertaining, but why did he push him away? Kitty looked over and frowned, did Mello push him over? Seriously that blond needed some anger management and fast! before he kills his boyfr.. No! She shouldn't think that, Mello might kill her for referring to Matt as his boy toy, since they two seem to have some major relationship problem; which she blammed on Mello's pride.

Kitty walked over towards Mello, who was still just staring at the laughing Matt. Kitty walked over and poked Mello on the shoulder; causing the blond to look at her from the corner of his eye. Rude! He could at least turn around and looked at her properly:

"What do you want?" Mello asked folding his arms and turning his whole body around to face the blonde girl. Kitty looked at him with a hurt expression on her face; clearly fake though. Matt rolled over to he was on his back and attached himself to Mello's right leg. Kitty looked down at Matt and smiled at the redhead, Matt grinned back. Mello tutted, a sigh that he was getting irritated with waiting for an answer. Kitty looked up and poked him, angrily in the chest:

"Did you push him over?" Kitty demanded, Mello looked at her then tutted angrily, shaking his head; How dare Kitty just assume that he pushed Matt over. It was so obvious that he just fell over. Being drunk and whatnot:

"No clearly he fell over carpet muncher," Mello replied in a bored tone of voice; Kitty slapped Mello, causing Matt to shriek and grab on harder to Mello's leg causing Mello to lose his balance and fall over. Matt jumped on top of Mello once he had hit the floor. Kitty sulked at the blond:

"Don't call me gay names Malchik gay!" Kitty scolded, Mello grinned at her, Kitty was of of, if not, the funnest person to annoy. Matt moaned and started shaking Mello, h wanted attention, now! Mello smiled and brought his face close to Matt's, but then he remembered and backed down. He turned around to face Kitty, ignoring the pleading look in Matt's eyes. Kitty was reaching for something in her pocket. She took out a list, which must of been about two metres in length and handed it to Mello:

"What the hell is this" He demanded, Kitty laughed, Matt started to nibble at Mello's neck causing the blond to blush. Mello then tried to pry the redhead of his neck:

"It's a shopping list Blondie, and your second in Wammy's?" She teased: "Matt do you have to do that?" She added looking at the redhead, a disapproving look in her eyes. Matt grinned and stood up looking down at an embarrassed, blushing Mello. Mello jumped up to his feet and brushed the dirt of himself.

"Anyway" Mello started to say: "Why do you have a shopping list on a fecking cruise?" Mello asked, Kitty looked at him as if he had three heads, why was Mello so slow? Was he always this slow? She was going to make a comment saying that this was why he was second, but decided against it. Kitty shook her head:

"Um for shopping, duh!" Kitty replied, Matt burst into a fit of laughter and then jumped onto Mello's back, demanding that Mello carried him, Mello sweat dropped and Kitty chuckled; she continued to speak: "L made everyone write down a list of things they want before the groups split up. Matt wrote yours down don't worry chocolate boy." Kitty reassured.

Mello sighed; that wasn't what was worrying him, did Kitty not realise that Sirius also had to write a list as well! And in his current state..Wait a minute! Where was Sirius?!

"You will bow down to my shoe!" Screamed the familiar insane voice that was Sirius. Mello looked up to see Sirius screaming and throwing Misa's show at the old lady he was pestering earlier. Mello looked over at Kitty; who giggled at Sirius. Sure she probably thought that he was cute and his fits were endearing and not psychotic at all!

"Eat it!" The insane man screamed trying to force the shoe into the old lady's mouth.

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Mello looked around the store, it was huge! It had all different types of departments: a camping department, kitchen department, game department, clothing department, jewellery department, cooking department, sex department; which Mello made a mental note to check out later. But the biggest department was clearly the food department, it had all the different foods under a different heading. Basically it was like Walmart, a huge supermarket with everything you could ever need on it, but what interested Mello the most was the fact it was on a boat!

He turned around to face Kitty and Sirius; Matt was still on his back, currently sleeping, Mello watched as Kitty grabbed a shopping trolley and handed him the list; Mello would of complained but Sirius probably would of eaten the list:

"Okay the list is divided into department's as well so, let's go to the shopping department first" Kitty announced pushing the trolley in the direction they were going. Mello went to follow but he called to Kitty to wait. Mello walked over to a shopping trolley and gently set Matt into it and grabbed it pushing it along:

"It's easier than having him breaking your back!" Mello said smirking at Kitty; Kitty smiled back and decided to bite back a gay comment, she would leave it for later. The two walked around reading the list out and picking the things they needed. Matt was still sleeping soundly, Mello grabbed a misplaced pillow and set it underneath Matt so at least he was comfortable, Kitty thought it was so cute! But decided not to comment, again, Mello might snap her head off.

"Someone wrote boots with the fur!" Kitty complained, Mello laughed out loud, that was probably Matt. Him and Matt loved the song low and Matt usually ran around screaming "Boots with the fur!"

"Probably Matt" Mello added chuckling. They looked around to see Sirius sneaking up on people and screaming that they are invading his personal space, Mello rolled his eyes. That boy really was a psycho wasn't he.

They stopped at a clothing rack and Kitty started to rummage through it looking for a coat that Misa wanted. Mello sighed and looked around to see Sirius hiding himself in one of the clothing racks. Mello walked over to stop him from killing someone, but one lady walked in front of Mello and started rummaging through the rack:

"Pick me! Pick me!" Sirius screamed jumping out of the rack at the woman and tackling her to the ground; the woman shrieked as she saw this black haired insane person throw themselves at her. Mello ran over and picked Sirius up:

"Sirius are you okay?" He asked looking at the giggling boy, The woman sat up and crossed her arms a look of shock, horror and confusion etched across her face.

"Is he okay?!" She exclaimed: "What about me?! He attacked me?!" Mello dragged Sirius back to where Kitty and Matt were and decided to just ignore the woman. If she was smart she would just let it go. Kitty looked up at Mello:

"What's the matter with you, you look angry?" Kitty asked, Mello shook his head and said that he didn't want to talk about what had just happened. Kitty guessed it had something to do with Sirius, he was quite a handful most of the time. She should of kept a better eye on him. Mello grabbed the shopping cart, which Matt was sleeping in and started to move; suddenly the red head jumped up causing Mello to scream and fall the the ground. Matt looked down at the blond boy having a seizure on the ground.

"You alright Mello Yellow?" He asked smirking at him; Mello glared up at the red head:

"You almost gave me a heart attack!" Mello yelled, Matt waved his hand in the air, dismissing Mello's comment:

"Almost but didn't, be grateful Mel!" Matt looked around and finally noticed he was in a shopping trolley, he opened his mouth wide and pointed an accusing finger at Mello: "You tried to buy me!" He accused. Mello stared at him, then smirked at the red head

"I don't have to buy you pillow biter" He moved closer and closer to Matt until their faces were merely inches away: "Your already mine" He whispered smirking. Matt looked at him; suddenly his face had become very serious as if he had instantly sobered up.

"Don't say things you don't mean Miheal" Mello looked at him shocked, did Matt still think that Mello didn't like him, oh yeah! That bitch, now was the perfect time to tell him:

"Mail.." Mello started to say but an announcement came onto the speaker phone and interrupted them. Matt and Mello heard a scream and turned around to see Sirius curled up in a ball at Kitty's feet in the fetal position:

"No!" Sirius screamed: "The voices! The voices! They won't leave me alone! They want to kill me!" Matt and Mello looked at each other and burst into a fit of laughter. Kitty frowned at the both of them: She kneeled down beside Sirius and tried to help him up. Seeing as all the people around him think that he is actually insane.

"How about you help me.." Before she finished he sentence Sirius jumped up and started running around stealing people's shopping trolleys and crashing them into walls, screaming that Kitty made him do it. Mello looked at Matt then grabbed the red head by his hair and pulled him into a kiss. Kitty turned around to tell the two off but decided against it. Sirius came crawling backwards towards Kitty and turned around to look at the couple:

"Their kissing" He announced, Kitty looked at him then glanced at the two of them:

"Yes Sirius..They are" Kitty said smiling at him; She turned around to face the two of them: "Hey use two! Stop it and come here!" Matt instantly pushed Mello away from him, causing the blond to stumble backwards and crash into someone elses trolley. Sirius ran over and stole some of the persons items, dropping them into their own trolley. Matt climbed out of the trolley; bringing his pillow with him and held his hand out for Mello. Mello took it and Matt helped him up. Mello went to let go of Matt's hand but hand gripped his tighter. Mello looked up to see Matt avoiding his gaze.

Kitty looked at the two and sighed; she looked back at Sirius. If only she could have that. The next ten minutes were spent in the clothing department, Sirius ran around undressing the mannequins and putting clothes he likes on them. So the mannequins now looked as if they were mental patients, who were finally left alone to get dressed by themselves. Finally they got into another department; The weapons department. Mello looked at the name and twitched:

"How in the hell needs something from here?!" He demanded, if it was Sirius then was this a really good idea:

"Light and B want some stuff" Kitty replied, Mello snorted:

"Oh yeah great idea, give two murderer's more weapons of destruction!" Mello exclaimed. He turned around to see Sirius holding a gun and pointing it at the same old lady from earlier, poor old lady she doesn't deserve to die this way. Mello looked at Matt who was looking in amazement at all the weapons, probably because he was used some weapon or another in some game her had and now it was like it was real!

"Friend!" Sirius exclaimed running over towards the old lady and pretending to shot her with the gun: "nananananana!" He screamed, after a few seconds of the woman looking at him in shock and horror, Sirius stopped, he looked at the gun and then back at her:

"You didn't die!" Sirius screamed throwing the gun at her. Unfortunately the woman crashed to the floor. Sirius looked around at his three companions, who were staring at him in shock and horror: "She's dead now!" Sirius declared happily. Kitty shook her head:

"Okay I've got what we need here, lets move on!" She declared, Matt and Mello were more than happy to leave this department, Sirius however wasn't ready to go just yet, He walked up to a employee carrying a gun:

"Can I buy this gun?" He asked, pointing it at the man: "I'm tired of that voice!" The man just stared at him; how do you answer a question like that anyway.

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"I told you this wasn't a good idea" Mello said as Kitty tried to stop Sirius from cycling around the toy department on a bicycle:

"Kitty!" He screamed "Join my boat!" He laughed and cycled circles around the girl and then cycled of knocking objects off the shelves and trying to run over other customers. Kitty sighed, why in the world did she put up with him? She had no idea. Mello smirked at her then looked over at Matt, who was currently playing with Mario and Princess Peach plush toys. It was adorable really.

Sirius jumped of his bicycle and leaped headfirst in a pyramid of teddies screaming:

"It's talking to me again!" Kitty looked around to see a toy dinosaur singing and dancing; she made a mental note to not let small talking toys anywhere near Sirius again.

Mello looked up and his eyes opened wide as he saw who was approaching him..Her. Kitty and Sirius looked up to see some girl walk over towards Mello; in what Kitty would call the most seductive walk she could manage. Matt looked up and his face immediately turned into a growl

"Mello" She said in a sweet voice: "Fancy seeing you again, this must be fate"

"Fuck your fate!" Mello snapped back: "Now get the fuck out of here before.."

"..I missed your dirty mouth Mello" She smiled: "So who are you with now sweethear.."

"..Well well well" Matt said, his voice dripping with venom and anger: "If it isn't the slut herself" Kitty looked at Matt, she could of sworn that she had never, ever seen the redhead so pissed off as he was now. Sirius ran over towards the girl and slapped her in the face with a rubber snake:

"What the hell is wrong with you!" She demanded: "Are you born retarded?!"

"Hey!" Kitty scolded: "No one talks to Sirius that way got it bitch!" The girl looked at Matt and Mello then glared at Kitty. She then flicked her hair and walked away. Sirius got on his tip toes and screamed:

"The deodorant section is that way!" He screamed pointing towards the toiletry department. Mello looked at him who was still seething slightly, Kitty called Sirius away and started to proceed towards the bedroom department. Matt turned and looked at Mello:

"You knew she was here didn't you?" He asked, his tone was filled with anger, bitterness and jealously. Mello looked at him then silently nodded, Matt went to turn away from him but Mello grabbed his wrist and stopped him from leaving:

"I should of told you the moment I saw her, but I was going to tell you I swear.."

"This is just great! All I need is Linda coming back into the picture! She left Wammy's like that two years ago, before we went camping. I hated the relationship use two had!" Matt yelled at Mello. Mello just looked at him:

"I love you." He said, Matt started to rant and rave:

"Oh yeah stupid Linda and her stupid. Wait" He turned around to face Mello: "What did you just say?"

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Next Chapter: "I'm sure we're not meant to do this"

I do hate Linda, I really, really do! I blame her for Mello's death along with Takada, Halle etc. Because If she had never drew that picture of Mello then Light wouldn't of known what he looked like remember:

"We still haven't seen anyone that represents our picture of Mello" or something like that

I hate her. Linda lovers...Why!

I AM A BITTER PERSON lol