Flowers
The last thing Sakura, the pink headed Konuchi whose big fat mouth had landed her in the clutches of the feared Akatsuki expected was to be hugged.
From behind.
But it did happen, and it scared the crap out of her.
"Holy shit im going to get raped" she panicked in her mind letting her legs flail and swiftly smack into the persons shins.
"Holy fuck" shouted the figure whom Sakura spun around to see was Kisame. Kisame had hugged her.
From behind.
Kisame who hugged her, from behind, she had now kicked a chunk out of his shin.
"Wow, smart move Sakura, kick the shit out of his shin he wont try and kill you" snapped her inner to which the real Sakura mentally flipped off and glared at the mountain high ninja before her.
"Why did you hug me?" she asked calmly trying to glue together her mind after it exploded from fright, she frowned at this thought as inner was screaming about how she should 'harden the fuck up you PANSY'. This entire ordeal was causing the once levelled headed konuchi to become jumpy, paranoid. It was driving her insane always being terrified of everything in the room even down to the little rags they used to wipe the tables with. These fears and paranoia was completely and totally unnecessary for her to carry around they were just mounting up to something worse then she could possible imagine. And her imagination could be pretty twisted at times.
"Well why did you kick me?" he asked annoyance evident in his words. This made the pinkette inwardly shudder. If he was annoyed, she was fucked.
Enough said.
The cherry blossom puffed out her cheeks and stared him straight in the beady little fish eyes of him and exclaimed,
"Well, you surprised me, and I was always told never to let your guard down, so I kicked what I thought was a threat" moving her hands around to emphasise her point while Kisame folded his huge body over and rubbed his shins. She gritted her teeth; he was obviously not listening to her. And Sakura Haruno hated not being listened to.
With a burning passion.
"You weren't TAUGHT that in your fishy academy?" she snapped as he rolled his eyes and winced as he moved his leg around.
"But you kicked me" he growled at her innocent face which she had carefully constructed to make the wrath a little less of what it most surely was to come, making her cheeks flush red from frustration and her petal lips form a baby pout.
"I thought you would rape me" she shouted throwing an accusing finger at him. "And I know you probably want to"
He gave her a blank face before grinning like the shark he was.
"Was that an invitation, puppy" he asked seductively making the pinkette backup against the sink as the massive blue man planted his hands on either side of her. Sakura sucked in a breath biting he bottom lip.
'Aw hell no" she snapped trying to calm her mind down, but all inner was doing was very unhelpful 'calming down' yelling of 'RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!' "I gave you no invitation AT ALL! "I was simply stated the obvious" she stuttered as he laughed manically
"Yeah totally" He grinned leaning slightly closer to the tiny girl who hand slipped behind her, gripping the handle of what she hoped was a knife.
"Touch me and I'll" she snapped as she swung the utensil around to her face, her confidence dissolving immediately when it was discovered that her glimmer of hope in the form of a handle was in fact a frying pan.
"I'll, I'll pan you" She stuttered waving the pan at him making the older man laugh.
"Im serious" she snapped and raised the pan, smacking him on the shoulder to prove her seriousness making him wince.
"Ouch" he hissed narrowing his black eyes at her.
"Yeah it better hurt" she growled swinging the pan at his jaw feeling satisfied when she heard a crunch. He stumbled back removing his massive arms from her sides, to which she used to her advantage and slipped away.
"Har-har BITCH" she screamed in triumph and was about to run to safety.
When she was captured.
From behind.
AGAIN.
"Now now Sakura, using a frying pan as a weapon isn't sensible" muttered a stern icy voice that made the pinkette's breath hitched. Their hands were on her waist coiled around in a grip of iron. Damn these men and their insane strength. Damn every last one. Except Konan, who was female. And really nice.
Anyways
"S-sorry" she whispered letting the frying pan drop from her hand.
"Good Sakura" hissed the voice. "Now go and heal Kisame like a good puppy"
She felt her neck prickle as she was shoved forward turning to see the Uchia giving her the blank, to which she glared back and walked towards Kisame, who was holding his jaw together, his evil encrusted eyes staring her down as she approached, like she was a little bug needing to get squashed.
"Ok fish stick you get healed this time" she muttered through clenched teeth as she took hold of his jaw while standing on her tip-toes, her hands glowing green as his bones started to join back together.
"But ever try anything like that again, and it won't be your jaw that's broken. I'll break every bone in your body" hissed the pinkette once the entire bone was reconstructed and carefully put back into place. He tried out her handiwork with a menacing grin and grabbed a fist full of her silky pink hair dragging her behind him as he marched towards the hallway.
"Hey, HEY what the fuck are you doing superfish" she snapped as she grabbed his iron hand coiled in her hair and tried to pry it free.
Result: Zero
"Solitary confinement" he said smugly making the konuchi scowl so hard she swore at any moment the walking blue man would burst into a flaming man.
She so hoped that would happen.
"You can't do this to me" she screamed and started to aimlessly hit his massive fist with her injured hand, which made the pinkette recoil in pain and the blue man snigger at her pain.
"Shut the fuck up Kisame its no wonder you have no friends" she snapped angrily, half because she was being dragged to another place where she would wallow in self pity like some pathetic fan-girl because she couldn't get with her dream guy. Oh she was so over that episode. And half because she was in a world of pain due to her hand acting before her brain did and lashing out at the man made of iron.
Figuratively speaking.
Sakura bit her bottom lip as she was yanked down the hallway, her tail kept on by the weasel who had a slightly altered blank face on his mug.
"You have a good view back there" she growled to the black haired man who's eyes suddenly adverted the pinkette.
"Just what I thought" huffed inner her arms crossed across her chest as she smirked evilly "He was so checking your ass out".
Sakura frowned as she was hauled to another door. It was made of heavy metal, the type underground bunkers are made of to stop nuclear explosions from seeping into the air. The door was twisted open and a small room filled the pinkette's view. It had a simple bed, a mirror, a bedside table and a chair as well as a small door that probably lead to bathroom of some sort. The girl hissed angrily as she was tossed violently into the room, her feet tripping over the chair and her head knocking hard against floor. Her vision blurred for a minute
"If I have concussion im whipping you ASS" she screeched, instantly wincing from the shrillness of her voice.
Then she felt something warm and wet pool around her ear.
Blood.
".LIFE!" she screamed and sat up pressing her palm against her wound, glancing down at the red liquid that had dribbled down to her once pale elbow. She gritted her teeth as she felt her blood boil inside her.
"How could I just be so helpless? How could I just let a simply cut get to me so much?" she hissed as she stalked towards the bed, her energy pushed down to her legs as she swang her leg at the bed, letting the wood shatter and splinter around her. The right legs faltered giving the bed a server case of the 'ILeana that way'
"Ha!" sniggered inner as she fist pumped "Your too funny, names funny shit cherry"
"Shut the fuck up" real Sakura growled
Her mouth twitched at the corners as she kicked against the brick wall the small bed side table, cackling as it smashed hard against the wall. A few minuted later and after everything in the room was mangled into a pile of woody pulp the pinkette marched across to the other side of the room and reached down to the bed sheet ripping a huge strip from the sheet a smile of satisfaction of finally having her minute but blood pissing cut covered even if it made her look like a madder woman. Her eyes fell from the blood dried on her hand to the strangely angled bed as her eyes began to water.
"Once again Sakura, you and your stupid mouth got you into trouble" she thought bitterly as she plopped down onto her bed, the remaining legs giving way underneath her as it crashed to the ground, making the pinkette burst into tears,
"FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK IT AND FUCK EVERYONE IN IT" she screamed as she fell back onto the bed, sawdust flailing into the air as she laid there, her tears dribbling down her cheek.
"This is fuck-shit"
"She's been there…how long?"
"Three days"
Deidara raised an eyebrow as he rolled the clay around in his hand. Its not like he hadn't heard her from his bedroom. The blonde had drawn the short straw when it came to getting bedrooms and had gotten one directly above the solitary confinement bay, where the crazed pinkette was being held. He heard every yell, every word and worst of all every tear. Her compulsive crying was driving him crazy. It was a clockwork thing, started around 9 at night and went right to about 3 in the morning, every. Single. Night. and no matter how many times he rolled over and stuffed his head under his pillow he couldn't escape her sniffles and wailing.
"Someone should shut her up she's driving me insane, hn" he muttered as he slumped in his chair the legs scraping against the floor as he placed his feet on the dining table. When Konan is away, the boys can fuck the house up as much as they want with out having her bitch about it.
"Hmm, maybe you should do that" muttered Itachi as he sat at the opposite side of the table with a thick book as the blonde created a spider and placed it on the table.
"I would, but last time she came into contact with me she tackled and pick-pocketed me, hn" he muttered as he made another spider placing it next to its friend.
"Plus she went crazy bitch and stabbed her hand, you go, hn" he muttered lowly and glanced up at the Uchia who's blank face didn't waver from his colleagues answer.
"Im not disrupted by her" he answered curtly.
"But you like her, hn" Deidara pointed out as he lifted his feet from the table and placed an ant next to the spider.
"I treat her better then an average prisoner because she's qualified as a medic" he said flatly resulting in the bomb master releasing a snort.
"You feed that shit to your fish? Your joking hn" he snorted watching as the Uchia narrowed his eyes into black slits which resulted in a small shudder from the blonde who reluctantly got up from his chair in a huff.
"Ok fine, I'll go down. But if she's suddenly all over me, not my fault"
Itachi snorted as the blonde growled and left. He descended the stairs to the solitary confinement bay. He took a breath and flung the door open.
"Sakura we need to…" his voice trailed off when he saw the room was empty.
'Sakura?" he called only to be answered by a completely out of tune rendition to 'Pocket full of Sunshine' and the sound of running water.
"Sakura?" he echoed as the water was shut off and thudding footsteps erupted from the bathroom as the door was thrown out and Sakura sashayed out a big grin on her face.
"HELLO THERE" she squealed as she stifled a giggle and plopped down onto the floor.
"Sakura…your wearing a bed sheet" muttered the blonde as the girl looked down at the attire of the pinkette. She had stripped the bed until only the mattress was there and had ripped the sheet into two parts, wrapping one around her chest and tying it at the front before tying it up around her neck to make a halter top. The other half was tied around her hips to make a skirt. She blushed slightly and crossed her legs.
'Uh, yeah I didn't really notice. Im washing my clothes so I used the bed sheet as a substitute" she mumbled playing with the hem of her skirt.
"What do you want exactly?" she hissed suddenly making the blonde jump a little. Her moods were violent, one minute extremely happy the next moment wanting to bite his head off. The room was in such disarray that it made the man think how anyone could live in it. The bed had been transformed into a cubby house with planks of wood leaning against the wall. A tray of food lay half eaten in the corner, a plank of wood sitting in the middle of the rice bowl.
"Hidan came to feed me yesterday" she muttered noticing his eye on the bowl, but I thought it was contaminated so I didn't eat all of it" she continued turning to look at him in the eye. Deidara noticed something strange in her eyes, they were blank, almost completely hallow like a wall had been put up in them never to let emotion come in again. He remembered the first time he had seen those eyes, big green orbs of confusion, then apologetic then angry. Oh they were angry often. Now they seemed drained.
"So what do you want?" she snapped again getting up from the flood and brushing down her bed sheet clothing. The blonde paused partly because he couldn't really remember why he came down in the first place before he parted his lips and said
"Well you make a massive racket down her, I came to shut you up"
The cherry blossoms face paled and she let out a bone chilling scream and grabbed a plank of wood from her cubby house and lunched it at him. If it had been any other ninja then he would have been struck, but seeing as he wasn't just an ordinary one, he dodged it and made a jump for her arms if the girl hadn't had her sanity questioned and had made a jump at him but had her aim off, by. Well a lot and instead of landing in his abdomen had crashed into the wall, making her left foot stuck into the wall. Said girl released an awkward squawk as she realised her foot was trapped beneath the plaster.
"Fucking fuckkity fucked fuck shit" she growled as she tried to drag her foot out of the plaster letting a yelp escape her petal lips when the plaster scraped her ankle.
"Sakura, I think it's stuck, hn" muttered the blonde as he tried to hide a smile behind his hand from Sakura who glared at him with the same amount of anger he was used to.
There we go.
He grinned and walked next to Sakura inspecting her nicely planted foot in the wall.
"At least it wont be in my face anymore" he thought happily as he poked and prodded her leg earning him a smack from the pinkette about the matter of a 'personal bubble'
"Yeah pinkie, like you know the meaning of a personal bubble' he huffed after her de-wrangled her hand from his hair and dug his hand into his pocket, his finger tips craving for the desired medium of clay. It touched the squishy surface of the clay and he smiled a little, his mind buzzing slightly with an idea,
"Get the fuck out I can take care of this" she growled trying to batter him with her fist but he caught it easily and tweaked her finger and nail between his fingers making her yelp in pain.
"If you move any more you'll loose your foot in the wall" he explained watching the girl's face contort into an array of horror.
"Stuck? You can't be serious, how will I run away with only one fucking foot? You ever heard of a one legged ninja? I think not!" she screamed frantically suddenly clamping her hand over her mouth realising what she had just said.
"Puppy, puppy, puppy. You're not going anywhere, hn" he cooed as she glared and shook her leg again.
"Hey, Sakura, what are you most scared of? Snakes? Spiders?"
"Zombies" she muttered quickly narrowing her eyes into slits. "Why?"
"Oh" he muttered "No particular reason. Any thing else though?"
"I have always been a bit creeped out by caterpillars" she whispered leaning a little closer without loosing her balance.
"Their soo… icky" she shuddered, the reaction he wanted most and mashed the clay into his hands, turning his back as he was about to make something that would make the konuchi scream.
"what are you doing?" she asked shakily leaning backwards trying to see what the boy was making.
"Oh, its nothing" he snickered turning around, the clay laid modelled on his hands.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD CATERPILLAR" she screeched as the blonde erupted into a laughing fit and placed it on her leg for giggled which only made the pinkette spazz out even more.
"Get that thing off me she growled trying to lean in to get it only to have her wince as a sharp piece of plaster scraped against her ankle.
"Its going to explode in a moment so you can get your foot free puppy, relax for fuck sake, hn" he muttered taking the clay insect off her leg which made her release a sigh of relief and place it onto the wall hear her foot.
"Well" he muttered clapping his hands together.
"Art is a bang"
BANG
The pinkette flailed backwards from shock and landed square on her butt letting out a quiet whiny noise and getting up, inspecting her ankle.
"It's in one piece!" she squealed and leaped onto the blonde.
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou" she cooed as she rubbed her cheek against his.
"Hey get the fuck off personal bubble" he growled shoving the girl off him.
"I don't know anything about 'personal space' remember?" she explained using air quotation which in turned earned her a blue eye roll and a muffled groan.
"So.." he mumbled looking around the bay.
"Yeah, totally trashed. I'll be going now" he mumbled turning to the door only to feel a hand grasped by the girl who had broken out her best case of puppy eyes and lip pout.
"Please don't leave" she whimpered "I'll cry"
"You'll cry! Your constant crying has me crying from the lack of sleep because your sobbing hasn't let me sleep in three fucking days, hn" he snapped which only made Sakura frown and tug on his arm again.
"Let's do something" she began, biting her lip slightly as if she wasn't really sure what to say next.
"We can play with the clay"
Deidara snorted
"Play with clay?, hn" He echoed.
"Please? It looks like fun. And well, it would be nice to talk to some one" she mumbled letting go of his arm and looking towards her intact feet.
Deidara huffed and crossed his arms at the girl.
"And if you do it I promise not to cry again. And you can finally sleep peacefully. And that is a promise"
The boy paused.
"Ok fine. I have nothing better to do today then sit around in the trashed solitary confinement bay and play with clay with a very, very possible psychotic pink headed prisoner, hn"
"Sarcasm?"
"A bit"
Sakura rolled her eyes but pulled out a small smile. A meaningful smile.
"But we have to make whatever I say" she declared which resulted in a snort from the boy.
"Says who you're the prisoner here aren't you?, hn"
The girl laughed and waved off his comment with a flick of her wrist.
"I guess we could make… flowers?"
Sakura had always scored highly in her artistry classes back in the academy. When the girls were taught female roles of the separate countries she was honestly surprised how much was expected from a female. In total a woman had to be beautiful, graceful, well spoken, respectful, responsible, sensible, obedient, and clean, be able to sew, cook, rear children, arrange flowers, play a wide array of instruments, be able to handle basic house politics and be an able artist. While Ino pig excelled in flower arranging Sakura beat the piglet into the ground with her art skills. Clay had never been her high point but she still got a good mark in it, and when she bought home a painting or a sculpture her mother always made a commotion over it saying she was the next greatest artist. Of course now she felt inadequate sitting with the criminal clay man who was mashing so much clay together she had no idea how it resembled a flower.
"That's not a flower" she muttered smugly as she lifted her branch into the air to inspect it from a different angle.
"Man that's a mighty fine twig" teased inner to whom Sakura ignored.
"Neither is that genius, last time I checked, flowers had some form of petals and leaves. That, my dear is a twig. It doesn't take a genius like myself to tell you that, a toddler could tell you what you what you made isn't a flower"
"And last time I checked, a flower didn't look like a herd of rabid donkey had trampled over it" she snapped back putting her twig on the ground.
"Its abstract" he defended looking down at his flower mess.
"But your not an artist, so I wouldn't expect much from you to realise"
"Abstract" Sakura began
"Is to create an art piece that is out of the normal. It's different and is not meant to look like the figure it is based off. For example, your 'flower" she explained motioning to the clay.
"Is based off some for of supposed 'flower' but doesn't resemble to 'flower' however it is a flower, in some way" she smirked at his face to which his mouth had sort of pooped open. "Art class, academy days, I was always good at art you see"
"Uh-huh I bet you were. That was kinda freaky though, very text-book. You remember that of by heart puppy?" he asked as he added another petal and Sakura created another flower.
"Well yeah. Most of my marks came from the women role studies we done. I was, ah well never good at that practical stuff" she muttered as she attached the flower to the twig.
"Short story, Sakura was a shit ninja"
"So then what happened? Your good now aren't you? im guessing it didn't happen overnight unless you got pumped full of hormones that turn you all crazy like" he asked watching as the pinkette stuck out her tongue to attach the dainty flower.
"Well I sort of had to improve if I was ever going to climb the ranks. I mean I was lacking a lot and well I felt I was the reason everyone was being kept behind. Gotta up the anty when you're the shitest ninja in the village and everyone knows it" she explained bitterly and moulded a little more clay between her fingers.
"Besides it was good. I found my ninja purpose, medicine is always needed isn't it? And well it made me feel good now I was needed" she muttered looking up. He wasn't really paying attention which she had sort of expected after all he wasn't paid to listen to her bitch.
"What about you?" she asked lightly
'What about me, hn?" he asked rather irate.
"What's with the hand?" she asked. "Biological im guessing"
"Bloodline" he muttered.
"Really? That's odd, I mean I've seen some pretty wacked bloodline, but yours is certainly…interesting" she muttered as he made a face.
"Yeah, yeah I know I have been told many, many times about it, hn"
"Anyone else have it in the family?" she asked lightly creating another flower.
"My father had it. Mum married into the family"
"What about your siblings? Did you have any?" she asked watching his eyebrow twitch.
"Why do you fucking care anyway?" he snapped almost crushing his abstract flower.
"Curious. Im never going to met them Deidara, our two countries never…quite got along did they?" she muttered looking up seeing his
"I had two sisters. Twins, one had it, the other didn't. They, they well got separated a lot because of it. While I liked it they hated it, they hardly saw each other because dad always trained one while the other sat around. I always told her she didn't need it to be a good ninja but she complained that dad didn't want anything to do with her because she didn't have it" he muttered softly, he looked up.
"I have no idea if they are still alive now. Or how they are or what rank they are. Or if they even finished the academy training"
"You miss them?" she asked softly.
"Not really" he stared at his flower.
"This flower is shit."
Sakura stared at her own flower and smiled. "Can you guess what mine is?"
"A cherry blossom. Did someone say self obsessed?" he smirked.
"If you can guess mine, you can be let out early"
Sakura bit her lip and glanced closer to the flower.
"A camellia?, or a Lily?"
"Both" he muttered, grasping his hands together, the flower suddenly exploding into dust.
"Funny, because those were their names"
BWAHAHAHAHA YOU ALL THOUGH SAKURA WOULD BE SANE AGAIN!
Yeah….not going to happen for a while yet.
A little bit of angsty fluff in there. I like it though, so yes. The names he is referring to is Tsubaki: Camellia and Yuri: Lily, cute huh. Once again, another extremely late chapter, I severely apologize for this, but ahh life it likes to screw you over sometimes doesn't it?
Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter, the first bit was easy to write, but the rest was a little harder then I thought. Yes I had to put 'Pocket full of Sunshine in there', I loved 'Easy A' and that song made me giggle and found its way onto my ipod. I also thought it was the sort of song Sakura would be likely to sing. Yeeah that or 'California Gurls' but I think Katy Perry may find her way into this story a little later on ;D. I wrote the chappie in 2 parts one part months and months ago and the other part in about 3 days. Please don't flame me for the abstract art definition, I googled it and im also an art student, so I sort of have an idea what im saying. Plot bunny's half love me now.
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For Konnichiha yoshi-chan: I like Konan ooc too. I must admit though, for a really REALLY long time, I had no idea what that actually stood for, I was lost for a while until I figured it out my self by writing the whole words out. Im so behind everything and the anti- rape Jutsu, yeah it should totally exist, think of it like the famous anti- rape condom, can only be removed at a hospital XDDDD xx
For Yuti-chan: yes I know she's out of character but I prefer it that way, I mean, Konan does NOTHING except look all depressed and stuff, she's very boring in reality so yes, let us make her all sparkly with awesomnesss….XD xx
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Gah so much to do DX…exams bleh such a waste if you ask me. So, what have I been up to since I late probed you all with me existence?
Well… I saw Bullet for my Valentine and Bring Me the Horizon for my birthday. It was amazing best birthday present ever. I was in the mosh pit XD about a person, a barrier a security guard away from them. I stank when I got in the car.
Then I went to Japan, yes I actually went there. I was on a school trip there and we had host families and such, we done tones of stuff there like go to Universal Studios (we were in Osaka because Tokyo is expensive to land in and stuff, so no Disney Land DX) and we went to Kyoto and I saw a Maiko! I spazzed out so much. Japan is such an amazing place I had the best time there ever :D
I made a toga, yes a toga for an ancient history presentation, I gotta say I looked pretty fine in it ;D I have never wanted to smack a 2000 year old dead guy until we learnt about Antony, seriously that guy is a massive prat. And yes most men from ancient Rome are, but I MAINLY hate him.
And Cicero.
And Sulla.
So yes that's all from me today
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