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"I swear!! That's all I remember, everything is really hazy! I don't even remember how I lost my clothes!!" Gohan cried, pressing himself back into the couch as Vegeta stood over him, the prince may have been an enemy once, but until this moment he hadn't look nearly half as scary as he looked now
Suddenly Yamcha cleared his throat loudly, everybody turned to the scarred human, he looked very pissed off "What weakling?" Vegeta snapped
Growling, he stood up from his seat, "Do you realize that 'something' is attached to your back?" he spat angrily
"Hey!" Bulma yelled, arms tightening around the saiyan's neck, feet off the ground, firmly pressed against his back "I just witnessed a piece of machinery survive being impaled by VEGETA, that is BEYOND impossible!!"
Vegeta smirked slightly, he hadn't much cared of the woman hanging off of him...well he had attempted to dislodge her from his back, but she had threatened to remove his eyebrow piercing in the most painful way possible, and he would much rather save THAT pain for later, but right now he could mess with the weakling, just a little "Why weakling?" he started "Did you just notice that she would rather be hanging off me then you?"
Before the fight could start, the demi interrupted "WAIT" he screamed shooting up from the couch, "I think I remember something!"
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"Don't kill him! I WANT ANSWERS FIRST"
"THEN HE SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED HIS BIG TRAP!"
"KILL HIM LATER THEN!!"
"NO, come on, just let me pummel him a bit!"
"NO, NOW SIT DOWN BEFORE I MAKE YOU SIT DOWN"
"HA, like you can make ME sit down"
"DON'T TRY ME!"
"OH YEAH, LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE THE GUTS, YOUR ALL TALK, GO ON, I DARE YOU, MAKE ME SIT DOWN, OR BETTER YET, BLAST ME INTO THE NEXT DIMENSION! IT SEEMS TO BE BURNING A HOLE INTO YOUR TO DO LIST!" Bulma screamed
"Don't tempt me" The prince growled darkly
(AHHAHA I bet you thought Vegeta was the one who wanted to kill Krillen first, eheehheheh I WIN!!)
Krillen at nervously in his seat, beads of sweat forming on his bald head, he shouldn't have said anything, although he briefly wondered why the saiyan was defending him...maybe he was still a little drunk? he had mentioned the little stripping incident as a joke...but Bulma didn't seem to find the humor in it, it would seem that he was on her list,- "Hey..wait, Vegeta is that an eyebrow piercing?", the prince glared at the monk murderously, Krillen gulped, now he was on Vegeta's list
"Now you can kill him" Vegeta stated calmly with a poisonous undertone, yes he had defended the monk for the simple reason that he had wanted answers at the moment, nothing could be more embarrassing then that doughnut fiasco...though he couldn't admit that the whole doughnut thing had put him an a VERY good mood, hadn't laughed like that- when not intoxicated - in a while, but now, good mood was officially gone with the constant reminder of the little silver piercing attached to his eyebrow, the heiress grinned evilly and wailed on the monk without mercy
(15 MINUTES LATER)
Bulma sat happily on the couch, she felt a lot better now, beating somebody senseless sure was a lot more satisfying then screaming at somebody, now she understood a little more why Vegeta was so fond of it...she should try it more often "NOW" Bulma started "You can tell us what you did after we left"
Wincing in pain, the monk lifted himself back to his wooden chair - Mrs Briefs had retrieved one from the kitchen, it would seem that the guests were starting to pile up and the chairs were becoming scarce - although a really nice comfy chair would have been nice after having his ass kicked, but he was glad the prince hadn't decided to pummel him at this point in time...the only nerve racking thing was that now he wouldn't know when he was going to get beaten within an inch of his life, he knew the attack was coming, but the whole suspence might just give him a heart attack,
"After...you guys left, we cleaned up and stuff, then we realized the Roshi was gone...the tide had come in and taken him away" Krillen looked down shamefully, a few snickers passed through the room, "Yeah, and so I went to look for him, but couldn't find him anywhere, I knew he was alive, I just couldn't find him, so when I sensed you guys, I thought maybe you could help, since you guys were so-" he paused at took in the deadly glares being sent his way "UHHHHHH, ANYWAY, I found you in a cafe watching Gohan take shots of..."
"COFFEE, GIVE ME MORE! more more more more more more more COME ON, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY" Gohan screamed, squeaking in happiness as another round made it's way to the table, the drunken duo laughed and cheered on the hyper demi, he took the shots at super human speed before calling for more
Krillen looked on horrified, first he had been almost KILLED by a tree, stripped from all his clothes and possessions, lost his master to the ocean and now he was witnessing Gohan having a mental breakdown, "GOHAN!" he yelled, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!". all of them stared wide eyed at him
"AHHH BUSTED" Bulma screamed, knocking over her seat as she stood up, "QUICK, To a place he will not follow!!" she grabbed the princes hand and ran out the door
Krillen gaped, he couldn't let this go on any further, they were being a danger to themselves and to others, Gohan as an example...who was currently lounging on the floor trying to suck every last drop of coffee from each of the used mugs, the monk sighed, "Come on, up, we have to get them" he said, dragging the demi up to his feet
"NOOOOO, WHAT ABOUT MY COFFEEE" he cried
"I WILL GET YOU SOME LATER"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
They ran out of the cafe, following after the two, man the streets were busy, AT THIS HOUR- And by the looks of everything, it was a pretty sleazy town, he shook everything from his head, and concentrated on the staggering, tumbling, giggling people that just ran into a strip club, "DAMN", these drunks were smart, they had known that he wouldn't be able to bring Gohan in- Or maybe they just thought the place with the pretty neon bunny light was funny, wouldn't surprise him, yeah, that sounded more like it
Taking in a breath he walked up to the front door, sure enough there was a guard there, he made sure to look confident, a hand shot out in front of him "Hey there kid, do you think I am stupid" the guard growled
Krillen looked up and laughed nervously "Heh, don't worry man, I am the right age, here" he handed the man his ID card, the burly guard glanced it over, then raised an eyebrow at Gohan "OH, he is my brother, just turned 18, thought I would take him out on the town" he said as confidently as he could, the guard looked uncertain, "I know, kinda short, but it runs in the family, though I think we make up for it in looks!" the monk grinned
The guard snickered "Yeah, sure, alright, head on in"-
"KRILLEN" Bulma snapped "How could you bring Gohan into such a place!!"
The monk shook nervously "I didn't have a choice! I couldn't just leave him there to destroy the city-" A few giggles and light laughter filled the room, Gohans face, once again, turned red
"I don't think it would have made much of a difference" Yamcha snorted
It would seem that the monk had no idea about the destruction of the giant doughnut- DAMNIT did no one watch the goddamn news these days!
"On with the story cue ball" the prince murmured, trying hard not to laugh again
The clueless fighter continued "Uhmm okay, I found you guys, sitting at a table, drinking beer-" he thought that they would of been drunk enough to last a lifetime, but no, they still ordered beer each and every time "-And somehow, SOMEWAY, you guys convinced me...to join you for a drink"
(More like 4 shots and 7 beers later)
"WOOH" Krillen cheered, "I beat him, I beat him, TAKE THAT" he pointed at an empty chair- which used to hold a very drunk man, who had just entered unconsciousness, apparently Krillen had thought he had won a game, who could stay conscious the longest, WOAH epic game, should be in the olympics, Vegeta, Bulma and Gohan seemed to think so as they cheered for him and bought him something else to drink, surprisingly Bulma had stopped her alcohol intake, it was very mature of her, even in her drunken state, although she probably just wanted to stay standing so she could do more...strange and crazy things while Vegeta just kept on going...and going....and going
The monk stood up, stumbled, then fell over, spilling the drinks over all four of them, the three of them jumped up and screamed, now soaked in alcohol, "HEY, nice going baldy, NOW we smell!" Bulma whined, the monk slurred out an apology, the heiress was about to let out a serious tongue lashing before a rather good looking stripped lady interrupted
"Umm excuse me" she said shyly "If you would like, we have some clothes and a changing room in the back", the two looked at each other and nodded enthusiastically, Krillen not even bothering to get off the floor, he didn't much care about anything at the moment
Gohan just shook his head, "nonononononnonoo, I DON'T NEED CLOTHING, I. JUST . NEED . COFFEE" he roared, ripping his clothing to shreds, "HEY, I think I saw a giant doughnut down the street" he squeaked evilly "UP, UP AND...AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" he jumped out the door and towards the doughnut
The monk giggled dreamily "He is some kid"
"Hey, does my butt look big in this?" she cooed, Krillen turned around- his jaw dropped to the floor, there standing in the middle of the room, receiving all kinds of wolf whistles, was Bulma, wearing really short navy blue cotton shorts, a very clingy spandex shirt sleeves cutting just after the shoulder, open V chest, showing a fair amount of cleavage, knee high buckles boots, thick leather belt, handcuffs attached, a police badge on the breast of her shirt, and a leather neck choker, her hair tied up into blue ringlets and to top it all off was a police woman hat, yep, you guessed it, the sexy policewoman outfit, and Bulma was wearing it, willingly
Behind her, receiving some whistles and flirtatious looks of his own, was Vegeta, the fireman, no shirt, black suspenders, the official yellow fireman pants and hat, and from what he could see, biker boots, not much else he could say, the only other thing he noticed about the saiyan, was the big wolfish grin plastered on his face from all the attention he was getting, the stripper giggled lightly, she sauntered up to the fireman "I can only guess your gonna have to wear those home..." she said thoughtfully, Bulma scowled, hands on her hips, not at all liking the way she was looking at him, "Here" she turned him around and grabbed out a permanent marker, she sat on her haunches and started scribbling something on his lower back, "There, now just give me a call tomorrow morning to return the costumes" she said while standing up, "Just incase you don't remember, it's permanent so it wont wash off", she bit her lip flirtatiously, "I also added my personal number", she started to walk away, sweaying her hips purposly "Give me a call sometime"
Everybody stared at the prince, he smirked "What, I can't help it if women find me attractive" he said smugly
Bulma scowled "No, not that" she bit out, a little bit of jealousy steaming in her stomach, "She wrote a number on you...", it took him a few seconds to realize
Crap
His eyes widened, standing up on the couch "S-Stay away from me woman" he growled
The heiress smiled evilly, looking around the room developing a silent plan, she was lucky they were all interested in the events of the night before, she didn't think she would be able to do this otherwise- "GET HIM"
THUMP!!
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