Hooray, it's Dogsrule as Italy again! Poor Hikikomori Peru...
Ciao Huayna!
Vee~! Cats are really cute! But I don't like how their tongues feel!
That's good! And I haven't been to China's place!
Huh? How is he evil? Isn't he your brother?
OK! I'll ask him not too!
Talk to you soon!,
Italy Veneziano
Napaykullayki Senor Feliciano,
I can't believe it; my other brother (Ecuador) actually forwarded my mail... Ewww, is he trying to suck up to me?
Cats are fun. My brother's neighbor has one. Unfortunately, it looks a little too much like Mexico for my liking...
You should go to China's place sometime. The food is really good! I suggest you stay at Hong Kong's too, but keep in mind that they drive on the left side of the road. So don't cross the street until you've looked both ways!
Brothers can be evil...just look at Prussia. And America. And Mexico. (His poor sister...)
Many thanks!
Huayna Capac
I was sitting on the bus minding my own business when all of a sudden a creepy guy came and sat next to me. He was talking on his cell phone the whole time in some strange language that I deemed to "sound like French... but isn't." So, I was listening and trying to figure out what language it was, when all of a sudden he said, "da."
And I went, HOLY SHIZZ IT'S MOTHER RUSSIA OMFG HE HAS ME TRAPPED BETWEEN HIM AND THE WINDOW OMGGGGG
Just kidding. I just thought, "Yes I was right! It is Russian!"
And no, I've given up on the loophole...but not on Spainloid! I'm going to record and manipulate my voice until I get it to sound even a little like him! (Stocking up on lozenges already.)
