I do Not own Teen Titans or TellyTubbies. (If I did, I would shoot myself)
Titan Tubbies.
The screen pans around along grassy hills and little flowers dotting the land scape. It seems like a perfect day, till we pan up to the sun for some reason. In the middle of the yellow glow, we see Raven's face, not looking happy.
"This wrong beyond all wrong you have ever committed." Raven scowls at the camera.
"Raven," says a female voice like all the others coming from nowhere. "You're supposed to laugh, you don't talk, or anything but smile and laugh like a baby."
"I take offense to that," Raven snorts and glares at the camera.
"I don't care, do your lines so we can move on with this show, get paid, and then go live in shame for ever airing this in the first place." The voice, Tinna, says annoyed.
"Ha...ha..." Raven scowls in monotone.
The screen then pans down and looks around the meadow, we then see a pipe pop up from the ground and announce; "Umm- it is time for Titan Tubbies?" Starfire's voice says a bit unsurely.
We then pan to look back at the hills, nothing shows up.
"..." We hear Starfire's frustrated sigh before she repeats herself, "Time for Titan Tubbies!"
"I'm not going out in this and you can't make me!" Cyborg's voice wails.
"What the heck is this thing on my head!" Terra screams.
"I duno, but mine is getting annoying," Beast Boy grumbles.
"Yo! Tubbie brats! Get out here so we can get this show on the road!" Tinna yells.
"NO WAY! I got my dignity to keep!" Robin yells from behind a hill.
"Are we getting paid for this!" Terra's voice screams again.
"Yeah! I better be getting some good pay!" Cyborg agrees.
"I gotta use the bath room..." Beast Boy's voice chirps in.
"IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE I SWEAR I AM GOING TO DRAG YOU OUT BY THE STUPID LITTLE ANTANAS ON YOUR HEADS! IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH!" Tinna screams.
"So much for child safe show," The camera dude mutters.
"Don't start getting difficult with me to!" Tinna threatens.
"Hey! I'm just here to film!" The dude laughs nervously.
"Good, Titan Tubbies, get out here!"
We hear a bunch of frustrated sighs before we see the Titans come out.
Terra in the yellow Tubbie, Cyborg is the blue, Robin is the red and we see Beast Boy as the green.
The screen pans up to Raven, who gives more monotone laughing noise, before returning to the Titans who are trying to scoot away from the screen.
"Not so fast!" Tinna shouts, making them freeze.
"Told you we should have run," Cyborg grumbles.
"Now, run around playing and saying 'uh oh' a bunch of times!" she demands next.
Robin grumbles something before whapping Beast Boy on the head and smirking. "Uh oh."
"Ow!" Beast Boy snaps before whapping Robin over the head. "Uh oh!" he laughs before getting thumped on the head by Cyborg who repeats them.
"Let me try!" Terra whaps Robin over the head then also says 'uh oh'.
"This is torture," Raven grumbles.
We watch as the Titans run around whapping each other and saying 'uh oh' so many times we just want to eat our own heads off. Then we see that pipe pop up as we pan over to it.
"Umm, time for... please, what is it time for?" Starfire's voice asks.
"Uhh... making something up!" Tinna shrugs.
"Yes uh- okay. Um... time for Telly... telly?"
"TV! WHERE!" Beast Boy looks around wildly before their antennas start to glow.
"What the-" Cyborg starts but is not able to finish.
"Let's see who is going to play a video on their tummy today," Tinna laughs evilly before coughing a few times and clearing her throat.
Each Titan's antenna glows for a moment before they glow one at a time in a order starting with Cyborg, going to Terra, then to Beast Boy but then stopping at Robin who is at the end of the line.
"Congrazt Robin, you get to play a video on your stomach," Tinna snickers.
"Lucky me," Robin grumbles as his TV like stomach starts glowing before going to a video about what's in hot dogs and fast food.
By the end of the video, each Titan looks ready to barf.
"Is it possible to turn even greener?" Beast Boy whimpered.
"I'm gona be sick for a week..." Cyborg trails.
"Who know so much grease was put in hamburgers at McDonalds..." Terra puffs her cheeks up and barfs over the ground.
"Eww!" Robin screeches.
"...great, someone has to clean that up you know!" Tinna whines. "SLADE!"
Slade growls as he comes on set for a moment to mop the barf up. "This is wrong. On so many levels."
A few minutes later we skip to a scene with the Titans all inside the weird dome like cave thing.
"Now what?" Robin asks as he looks around the room that has a strange machine in the middle, and four beds lined against the wall.
"Time for Tubbie nap time." Starfire's voice says.
"Nap time! Dude! I am way too old for -yawn- naps!" Beast Boy snaps as he to crosses his arms.
"Yes nappy time!" Tinna sighs heavily before she snaps her fingers and all the Titans are bolted down to the beds.
"HEY!" Cyborg yells as he try's to break free. "THIS ISN'T RIGHT!"
"Do I need a mouth cover too?" Tinna asks sweetly.
"...No, I'm good."
"GOOD!"
"Can I have some water?" Beast Boy whines.
"I want tucked in!" Terra smirks.
"I want a fluffier pillow! This one feels like a bag of rocks." Robin complains.
"Do I get bathroom breaks?" Cyborg chimes in.
"No no no AND NO!" Tinna screams.
"...what about a story?" Beast Boy whines.
"THAT'S IT! SKIP THIS SCENE! GO TO TUBBY BYE BYE... oh god; slap me if I say that again."
Next scene, we see the Titans around the hills once more, sun Raven laughs once more in monotone while glaring at the camera.
"Time for Tubby bye bye!" Starfire's voice rings.
"YES! BOOYAH! FINALLY!" Cyborg yells with joy as he thrusts in hands in the air.
"FINALLY!" Robin screams with his own happiness.
"Not so fast, play peek-a-boo." Tinna smirks offset.
"...Where's the exit? OH! THERE IT IS!" Beast Boy runs past the camera, off screen and towards the locker room. The camera follows him.
"AFTER HIM!" Tinna screams.
"NO! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Beast Boy screams.
"GO BB! YOU CAN MAKE IT!" Cyborg yells, soon joined in with Terra. "C'MON BEAST BOY! GO GO GO! RUN TO FREEDOME!"
"AND COME BACK FOR US WITH BACK UP!" Raven shouts.
The camera suddenly is knocked over after we hear a whizzing noise then see an S like weapon.
"HA! Make me clean puke up will you!" Slade laughs off set before the camera blacks out.
Blue Tubbie: Cyborg.
Red Tubbie: Robin.
Yellow Tubbie: Terra.
Green Tubbie: Beast Boy.
Sun-Baby: Raven.
Janitor: Slade.
Annoying voice that comes from that pipe thing: Starfire.
Special Thanks Too: Once again, on set doctors. Val-Yor (for calling Raven Sunshine, GREAT IDEA... he is currently in the hospital after Raven got word.)
Tinna: Take a wild guess! Tianimalz.
Okay, I know most of this becuase I have three brothers all under nine. And one of them LOVED This show so I had to listen or watch it everyday for months -eye twitches-. I got the idea from my Dad, who would sing along with the Titan theme song, though insted of saying TEEN TITANS he said "TITAN TUBBIES" so yeah xD
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