Chapter 8: Into Scary Death Moutain
Jack Link entered the entrance of Death Moutain and got of Epoina. He went to the door o Death mountain and Empoina got scared and ran off. "If only I had my moter bike! That woud get scared and run off" Jack Link gowled. "This is an evil place Jack Link. The horse snse the evil and do not want to stay" Anook said. "Yeah but it should touthen up. I thinked that Eponia would be braven that this seeing as she whent will the quest with my bro Link."
Then it was enough talk so Jack Link entered the Death moutain it was hot and scary but wast sared. Jack Link looked into the darkness and said "Come at me bro " said Jack Link. Then a fire bat attacked him it was a gaint bat. But Jack Link blew out of the air with his shogun. "Youll have do better then that Death Moutain" Jack Link said.
Then entered the main part of the moutain which turned out to be a volcaino. "Aw dam! wy do they have to be so misleading if its a volcano than call it a volcno not a motain. I hate these names and they are not cool" Jack Link said. Then a goast attacked him "wooo I was killed by the evil dragon and now I haunt this placed and soon so will yooou" the goast sayed. "I wont be beat so easy. Now thime to toast a goast" Jack Link said and fired an anti goast missle at it. Ahh said the ghost and dyed agin going to the after after life.
Jack Link than arrived at a lava room with lava monsters and giant fire proof spiders. He had think of a new stragedy. Than he saw that the was a sign that said "the weapon of this temple which is what your in is the freeze lucnher from Duke Nukem". "Its a good job I did this one before the water temple" Jack Link saided. Than Jack Link went to another room and it was a puzzle room where you had to aline blocks to open a water and lava puzzel which opeend a timed puzzel. The timed puzzel opedn a clock puzzel and a whole load of over puzzels that would open the door to the freeze thrower.
"Screw this" Jack Link said and blew up the Freeze puzzel door with dienermite. "I can't aprove of yo methods but if it works than it works" sayed Anook. Than Jack Link walked into the room like somone taking a sunday stroll and picked up the Freeze trhrower. "Now I have the advantage" said Jack Link and he went. Then he used Freeze thrower on the laval monsters and they throse. Jack Link said "ALstervista baby" and shot them with his pistol so they dyed. Than he foze the fire spiders and killed them too.
Than the door for the next room opeend. In that room was a skelington army with sowrds and after a tough battle he killed them. It was like Army of Darkness but in one room and Jack Link was shooting them with shotguns, machine guns and rockets. As well as grenades and plamsa.
After Jack Link killered them all he saw a puzzel machine. "I hate puzzles" said Jack Link and hacked its terminal to activate cheat mode. Than he beat it. Than Jack Link saw an army of Franksitienswiches. That came form the explreiment room. "Brains" said them all. Jack Link loaded his mini gun and they had dual off. The mosters new how to use modern warfare so it was no easy. But Jack Link new better tactics so he won.
Than the next room had an black cat which worked for the witch. "See you in the shadow temple Jack Link" it sayed with evil and than teloportaled away. Jack Link than saw the mini boss door and entered.
There was a gaint Jack o LAntern "I am the mini boss Jack Link and I am here too kell you!" it said and breathed fire. Jack Link deflected the fire using tricks but it wasn't enough. Than it shot laizers at Jack Link. So Jack Link used his sniper rilfe to shoot shots at it's eyes. Than he threw a bomb int its month when it oppend it.
"Very good Jack Link but try this for size" the lantern said and flew around the room firing fire balls at Jack Link. So Jack Link used a homing missles to hit him but the Jack o larntern was missle proof. "You have to better then" that it said. Jack Link than used mini gun but that didnt work "what a luth" said the lantern. Than Jack Link had idea "It might just work he said".
Jack Link used the feeze thrower and it damaged the larntern. "Well try this now hero" said the lantern and it grew enmouis. The it started throwing bombs everywhere and shooting laisetr missles. Jack Link was peprared and he used more frreze but it didn't work. "Not ging to work now hero" the Jacko Lantern mocked. So Jack Link put the Freeze thrower on ultra mode and it forse the Lantern so it hit the ground and became million peiaces. "Just wait till you face my bother in the shadow temple" the lanterd said beroe dyeing.
Jack Link smiled in a cool way put on his sunglasses and said "Halloweens over beach". Then he put a cigar out over it's remians.
Jack Link then found the hidden fire temple strip bar wihc was hidden in its depths. It was for human henchmen who got fed up with beeing in the temple with no company. Jack Link came and had a few bears. Than he had sex with many sexy hot women.
THen it was the through the door of the mini boss room was a bridge that went over a lava pit. Jack Link crossed it and was attacked by Moblins. He fort them and kicked many of the bridge and got to the otherside. Than a mintor ran from the other side at him but Jack Link shot the brdige down and it fell lava and burned.
Than he saw a door with writing on it saying "fire temple part two this way". Jack Link shurgged "looks like this is going to be a two parter temple". He amred for the next part.
To Be Countued
Probally next week or somthing so stay tuned.
