"Clothes are a privilege, not a right, potter!" Said Malfoy after throwing away harry's clothes. Malfoy than ran away giggling because Harry was naked and it was funny. finally like 9 years later Harry finally managed to get down from the trees because he's a douche,and he walked inside NUDE( why don't you go to a nude beach, ya NUDE!) and started shouting "I GOT RAPED BY MALFOY EVERYONE!" Everyone averted their eyes from Harry's "Wand" and ran away. "I GOT RAPED BY MALFOY!" Harry tried again. "Shut up douche, you so didn't, Stop trying to get attention from everyone, and put some fucking pants on!" shouted none other than BUM BUM BUM! MALFOY! Which totally ruined all of Harry's credibility, and by all of it, I mean none of it because he had no credibility to begin with. What kind of moron would believe a NAKED harry potter? I'll tell you who, a fucking moron, or possibly andrea. "Why doesn't anyone believe me?" Harry shouted in the great hall. Then he ran away like a little bitch up to his room, where who else but Neville was waiting for him, dressed up as frank N. Furter. "And where have you been all night, HARRY?!" "I told you all, I GOT RAPED BY MALFOY!!" Harry yelled, still naked and slightly aroused. "Oh cut the crap, harry, everyone knows you're making that up for attention." Nevelle said back. "I should just kill myself!" Harry shouted as he went to jump out the window. "NO HARRY WAIT!" Nevelle yelled...
