BPOV

"...I mean, honestly, she's his SISTER for crying out loud! She needs to accept that he's a big boy. He's going to date girls and there's nothing she can do to stop him and me...."

Ugh! I felt like slamming my head against my locker. Or at least screaming, 'Get over it Jess! Its not gonna happen!'. She had called me last night, hysterical with rage. Apparently she'd asked Jasper out and before he'd had a chance to respond ("He was gonna say yes, Bella! No doubt about it!"), Edward's sis-.....

Edward.

Sigh!

Cue wobbly legs. Cue uneven breathing. Cue me slapping myself across the face to regain control.

What was I THINKING!? I could NOT afford to fall for him. It was out of the question. No way. Nuh uh. No, I was going to have to seriously pull my head in before I next saw him, otherwise I would completely lose control like last time.

"...and I can totally see us together! Can't you Bella? Bella?"

"I completely agree."

"Good, because, ya know..."

Focus, Bella. He's just some guy. Just some stupid guy. Its not like he swept you off your feet and pledged everlasting love to you. He made you lunch. Wow! Now thats commitment. Not.

In English, I made a list of pro's and con's about Edward.

Pro's

Soooo Gorgeous!

Actually likes me.

Funny.

Has great hair.

Smells nice.

Golden Eyes! Swoon! ("Isabella Swan! Are you drooling in my class?" "No, sir.")

Makes insanely good icing

- Plus 3 more pages of refill.

Con's

Plays unfair game of hangman.

When I look at him, I forget how to do simple things. (Wait, No, put that in Pro's...)

…..Dammit! ("Isabella! Stop smacking your head against you desk! Stop it! Right. Detention. Lunchtime.")

Great. A detention. No, thats actually good. Now I didn't have to spend the whole of lunchtime staring at Edward. Awesome. Cue drooping face.

EPOV

"I don't see how you guys can find this funny. Its awful! Someone has to tell that girl that Jasper is off limits. I don't care if she thinks it illegal that we're together! We're going to tell her today and....."

I'd heard this speech about three million times. Alice needed to get over it. I could read Jasper's mind! I knew that he only had eyes for Alice. Of course, I'd tried to tell her this but before I'd even opened my mouth...

"Ok, shut up, Edward! Just shut up! I don't expect you to understand, because you've never had a girlfriend but....."

"I..."

"BELLA DOES NOT COUNT!"

Bella.

I ignored Alice's ranting and raving and imagined her face.

She was so perfect. I had never known this type of feeling before, I'd-...

BEEEEEP!

Four 'voices' simultaneously screamed Edward!

I swerved, just missing a van backing out of the school parking lot and braked hard.

"Hey! You!" a very stern looking teacher sprinted over.

Time to switch on the Cullen charm! Thought Emmett.

"Thats no way to drive in a school parking lot!"

"Yeah, Eddie!" both my brothers chorused.

"Detention for the driver at lunchtime today." he muttered as he stalked off.

"Naughty, naughty." sang the two idiots.

I was about to smack them, when Alice's eyes went blank for a few seconds, then she started bouncing in her seat.

"Brilliant!" she squealed, clapping her hands. "Absolutely brilliant! I should have seen this sooner, I would have done it as soon as she asked.....oh well, better late then never I suppose. And the best part is that I'll walk away without a single....oooo, I bet she doesn't looks so pretty with a broken....No, I probably shouldn't kill her...wouldn't go down well with the principal...."

"Talking to yourself. First sign of madness. We probably should have seen this coming when she bought the mall, I suppose." mumbled Rose to Emmett.

BPOV

An Edward free lunchtime. Great. I sighed sadly as I opened the door to the detention room.

"Isabella Swan." I muttered to the supervisor.

She nodded for me to sit down.

I sat and began to copy out some homework from Trig, when the door opened and who should walk in?

"Jessica?"

"Yeah. Its me." she whispered, holding a tissue under her bleeding, purple and now very crooked nose.

"What happened to you?"

She handed her slip to the woman and sat down.

"Alice Cullen. Thats what happened to me" she said darkly. "She, like, attacked me in the hallway! I shouldn't even be here! Its all her fault."

"Did she get a detention?"

"Yeah. And so did muscleman whats-his-face. He broke us up but the teacher assumed he was fighting too." she sighed. "I will give the midget one thing though. For her size, she's REALLY strong."

I didn't really care. I just wanted to know one thing.

"So...did Edward break you up too? Did he get detention as well?"

"Nah. Just the dark-haired one."

Bummer. I...mean...good. Really good! Awesome. If he was here it'd be bad. I'd be upset. Yeah. Right.

We worked in silence for a minute apart from Jessica's whimpers every time she breathed in through her nose.

I looked up when I heard the door open.

"Oh look." Jessica said quietly. "Its tinkerbell's older, uglier sister."

Alice hissed and Emmett gave her a warning look.

But I wasn't interested in them. I was interested in the person behind them. A person who had caught my eye and was smiling crookedly at me.

"You, the one who just hissed, sit down the back alone." the woman demanded.

Alice gave Jessica a glare and resigned to the back of the room.

The supervisor turned to me and Jessica. "You obviously can't work silently so..." she glanced at her clipboard. "Jessica. Go sit with...you," she pointed at Emmett. "And Isabella and...Edward., you sit over there."

So much for my Edward-free Lunch.

Crap.