Digger: Oh, hey everyone. I'm going to host this chapter because PT said I have to. So I will!

Twilight: Hi everyone! I'm back to normal!

Ebisu: That's splen-

PT: GET OUT!!!!!!!

PT kicks Ebisu out.

PT: Sorry about that. I don't know why he's here. Anyway, yes, today, the Band, Pelli, the three B's, Striga, Horny and I will be on the shoe.

Digger: You said 'shoe' instead of 'show'.

"..."

PT: Okay, just shut up and let Horny host the show then.

Soren: Oh no.

PT: Okay! Now, we haven't been getting many reviews and that's sad...

Pelli: Everyone's got their own lives.

PT: But we only got three reviews this week and the last!

"..."

Pelli: So?

PT: If we don't get enough questions, we'll have to close the show down!

"..."

Pelli: So?

"..."

PT: Okay, just shut up. Anyway, first review from Adderstar of Valorclan:

Heheheh.
I know a girl named Demi. She goes to my kung fu class, and the teacher pronounces her name "Dee-mee". Heh, Chinese people are awesome.

PT: Oh cool. I'm Chinese too. I think my mom would really love to hear that. So-

"..."

Horny: Huh?

PT: KUNG FU!?!?!?

"..."

PT: I WANT TO LEARN KUNG FU AND JUJITSU AND I HEAR SOMEONE GOES TO A KUNG FU CLASS!?!?!? THE CRUELTY OF THE WORLD! THE DARKNESS OF THIS PLANET! THE TREACHORY OF THAT EARTH!!!!!!!!

"..."

Striga: Um, girl, you need to chill for once.

PT: Shut it, Orlando.

"..."

Striga shuts up.

Pelli: You know, that wasn't really a question.

PT: What's your point?

"..."

PT: Okay! I have written a new Cirque du Freak fanfic and updated on Jaypaw's Quest with probably the best chapter simply because I satisfied readers and it was fun to write-

Horny: You know, this running gag on you advertising your fanfics isn't really great anymore.

"..."

Soren: So...moving on. So, ezyl's girl reviewed twice:

Well, ya never kno actually. There was a guy in my old school. He was 11 and he got high on crack a lot.

Abusive parents. You know the drill.

Poor guy.

OMFG Digger why the hell did you do that? Ur not real. What did you do with the real Digger?

What has become of the Digger we knew and loved (okay, omit the 2nd part)? This IS UNACCEPTABLE!

I watched the first episode of Avatar The Last Airbender. What's the deal with the girl's weird spaz out?

Demi (don't worry, Connie is the only name in my school of 800 people), you know you did sort of reveal where you come from. You omitted the entire US beneath the point of Concord, California, by announcing "Don't eat yellow snow."

It doesn't snow down there.

PT: ...Here's more:

Oh and (a few) other notes...

Just finished Exile.

Striga: Do you subscribe to Playbird? How the hell did you and Nyra hook up so quickly in Exile?

HornyPorny: You don't deserve to be king. You don't deserve Kalo, either. What the hell is wrong with you? You got moon-blinked, didn't you?

Bell: And what was wrong with you? Do older owls turn you on or something? Nice heroics, tho, saving you mother.

Pelli: You go girl! I mean, owl.

PT: Why were you guys singing random songs?

Twilight: Your last chant in Exile was extremely lame. Make up a new one about Nyra.

Digger: Why twenty heads? Why not seven thousand?

Cleve (send him on the show,please?): WHY? WHY? YOU RUINED MY PLOT LINE YOU BITCH! NOW ITS AU, GLAUXDAMMIT! YOU DON'T DESERVE OTULISSA! READ MY FANFIC!

[Okay, are you done ranting now?

I think my Yami side just came out...oh no.

[What do you think you're trying to prove?

Don't mind the other side. She's just crazy.

[Hey, at least I don't mind crush people...

Okay, shuddup.

End of review!

"..."

PT: Whoa...

Digger (blinking): Did what?

PT: Um...you did something with Nyra in the last chapter.

Digger???

"..."

Digger: Then how do I not remember a thing?

"..."

Gylfie: Huh?

"..."

PT (candle coming up): Oh yeah! Now I get it! Maybe... One sec...

PT rushes off.

Striga: Sometimes, I can never understand her.

There's a scream. PT runs back in.

PT: I KNEW IT! DIGGER! YOU DRANK THE WHOLE SUPPLY OF SAKE IN THE TREE!

"..."

Gylfie: Are you talking about the sake you had for the Naruto characters? You kept it behind the scenes since chapter two.

PT: Yup. I thought the amount of sake was decreasing.

Digger: Sake!?!?!!??!!? I thought it was water!

PT: Well apparently, you thought wrong, man.

Digger: EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

"..."

PT: Okay... Anyway, yeah, why did that girl spazz out so much?

"..."

PT: Anyway, yeah, you're right, I don't live in that part of the country. I'm from New York.

"..."

Gylfie: You still live there.

"..."

PT: Okay, okay. Anyway, let me read this again.

PT reads again.

"..."

Gylfie: Er...you okay?

"..."

PT: NANI!?!?!??!?! CHARNA'S GUTS!

Gylfie: CHARNA'S GUTS!?!?!??! WHAT KIND OF SICK PERSON ARE YOU!??!!?

"..."

PT: EXILE CAME OUT GLAUXDAMMIT! I DIDN'T KNOW! I STILL CAN'T READ IT!

PT goes into a corner to sulk and curse.

Digger: Gylfie, you know that you just ripped off Xiaolin Showdown again, right?

"..."

PT falls down.

Digger: You guys, I think she's dead.

Everyone besides Digger: YAY!

Everyone drinks sake for a while.

Striga: Anyway, I'll answer my question. Yes, I subscribe to Playbird magazine, but I don't think she's my favorite. My favorite is...Pelli!

Pelli: Oooohhhh yeah...

Pelli realizes that Soren is there.

Pelli: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

"..."

The camera swings away.

"..."

Horny: Why do people call me gross things like that?!?!?!?!

Digger (too much sake, again...): Hey beautiful Porny.

Porny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"..."

Twilight (in a Cliffhanger tune from Between the Lions): AND THAT'S WHY HE'S DON'T DESERVE TO BE KING!

"..."

Subtitles: In serious need of a grammer teacher.

Twilight: Hey, I'm so good now, I can pursue a career in singing.

"..."

Gylfie: No...we shouldn't. After all, we all need another unstable being in this tree.

Subtitles: Note the sarcasm.

Bell: OK! My question!

Bash: Why does everything happen to you?

Blythe: I know. We're important too!

Bell: Uhhh... Too bad suckers?

Blythe: YOU MEANIE!!!!!!

Bell: Anyway, I guess so. For the question I mean.

Other B's: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Pelli: Oh, yeah. Thanks for the compliment!

Everyone stares at Soren. It's censored...again.

PT comes to.

PT: Who's question are we up to?

Porny: Yours, baka.

PT smacks him.

PT: Oh, yeah... I guess we just sing random songs out of the blue because...

"..."

PT: Good point...

Twilight: I just chant okay? I be an owl and paid for it?

"..."

PT: Your bad grammer and punctuation is really getting to me.

"..."

PT: So Digger, what do you say about the heads?

Digger: Heads?

PT: When you proposed Nyra last week, you gave her a ring with miniature heads on it.

"..."

Digger: I HATE HEADS!!!!

PT (mumbling): Because you have such an empty one...

PT: Okay, we'll bring Cleve in. CLEVE!

Cleve: I HEARD YOU! I DON'T WANNA DIE! PWEASE!

"..."

PT: You know, you can just say sorry.

Cleve: Daaaaaawwwww, I'm so sawy...

PT leaves the hollow to smack Cleve.

PT: I love Yu-Gi-Oh! Anyway, keep suggesting anime, books and stuff if you want! I'll decide any day now!

Digger: Aren't you supposed to be smacking someone?

PT: Oh yeah...

PT leaves.

Twilight: Anyway, the next chap-

Striga shoves him.

Striga: NO! ME! I'M GOING TO ANNOUNCE IT! NEXT CHAPTER, WE'LL BE APART SO WE'RE GOING TO DO THE SHOW IN A CHAT ROOM! OH YEAH! WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER NEXT WEEK!

Camera shuts down.