DEATH NOTE :
"The Road Trip Of Insanity''
Chapter : 8 :
"Bumper Cars''
Near continued driving and looked in the rear view mirror at the unconscious Mellow lying in the back of the van.
"Light ,'' Near said , "Look at the map and tell me if there's anything else we can do ?''
"Alright ,'' Light stated.
He picked up the map and began looking through it. He smiled when he found something.
"What about bumper cars ? ,'' he asked.
"Bumper cars ? ,'' L asked.
"Yeah ,'' Misa stated , "Bumper cars are fun.''
"Hmm ,'' he replied , "Near what do you think ?''
"Sounds like fun ,'' Near said.
"Very well ,'' L stated , "Bumper cars it is.''
Later they pulled up to the Bumper Cars park and stopped the van. They all got out and walked up to the front desk. The man looked at them.
"Good day ,'' the man said.
"Hello ,'' L replied , "5 tickets for Bumper Cars please ?''
The man handed L the tickets and he took them. Next he turned around and handed everyone a ticket.
"Alright ,'' Mellow said , "I am so going to cream your ass , Albino Boy.''
"Whatever , Mellow Yellow ,'' Near muttered.
Next they stepped on the peddles and the game began. Mellow laughed manically as he drove at Near and tried to run him in to the wall. Near moved out of the way and Mellow ran in to the wall instead.
"Sorry , Mellow ,'' Near said.
"GET BACK HERE ! ,'' Mellow shouted.
Next a little girl ran in to Mellow and laughed. Mellow glared at her. Then L ran in to Mellow's back and sent him crashing in to the wall on his left side.
"DAMN IT ! ,'' Mellow shouted.
L turned around and ran in to Light. Light moved back and Misa ran in to his back. Light turned around and then L ran in to his back.
"DAMN IT , RIUZAKI ! ,'' Light shouted.
"What ? ,'' L asked.
"Why are you and Misa ganging up on me ? ,'' he asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about ,'' L said.
Light growled.
"THAT'S IT ! ,'' Light shouted.
"Hmm ? ,'' L asked.
"IT'S GO TIME , RIUZAKI ! ,'' he shouted.
Next Light slammed on the gas pedal and sped towards L laughing manically. L moved out of the way and Light hit the wall and flew out of his bumper car.
Meanwhile Mellow was chasing after Near in his bumper car. Mellow laughed and Near looked back at him.
"Where are you going ? ,'' Mellow asked , "Too afraid to play with Uncle Mellow ?''
Near turned to his left. Mellow tried to chase after him but the little girl from before ran in to him.
"HEY ! ,'' he shouted.
The little girl drove away. Mellow growled and Near ran in to his back.
"DAMN IT , NEAR ! ,'' Mellow shouted , "YOU ARE DEAD !''
Meanwhile L was checking on Light.
"Are you alright ? ,'' L asked leaning over Light.
Next Light kicked him in the stomach sending the detective on to his back. Light got to his feet and brushed himself off.
"Light ? ,'' L asked.
"What ? ,'' he asked.
"Why did you do that ? ,'' L asked.
"Because ,'' Light stated , "You almost killed me.''
"I did no such thing ,'' he said , "You are the one that caused yourself to go crashing in to the wall and flying out of your car. I merely moved out of the way so I would not be hit by you. Always blaming others for your own faults.''
"I DO NOT BLAME OTHERS FOR MY OWN FAULTS ! ,'' Light shouted.
"You just blamed me for something that was all your fault ,'' L replied.
"SHUT UP ! ,'' he shouted.
Next Light walked up to the detective and glared at him. L did the same thing and then a man in a penguin outfit walked up between them.
"Okay , what's the problem ? ,'' the man asked.
"My friend blamed me for something that was all his fault ,'' L said.
"Is that true ? ,'' he asked.
"It was all his fault ,'' Light stated , "He moved out of the way when I tried to hit him with my bumper car.''
"Why do you always have to throw a tantrum when things don't go your way , Light ? ,'' L asked.
"I'M NOT THROWING A TANTRUM ! ,'' he shouted.
"Oh , really ? ,'' L asked , "It sure looks like it to me.''
"SHUT YOUR BIG SMART MOUTH ! ,'' Light shouted.
"Alright , guys ,'' the man in the penguin outfit said , "I think I know what's going on here ?''
"What ? ,'' he asked staring at the man.
"You're both in denial ,'' the man said.
"In denial of what ? ,'' L asked.
"Your feelings for one another ,'' he replied.
"WHOA ! ,'' Light shouted , "Hold up. What makes you think we're gay ?''
"I can tell by the way you act around each other ,'' the man said.
"How do we "act'' around each other ? ,'' L asked.
"Let me guess ,'' he stated , "You guys fight a lot , right ?''
They nodded.
"I have three gay friends myself and they fight all the time ,'' the man said , "But the good thing is they always work it out. So what do you say guys ? Can you work this problem out and get on with your relationship ?''
L and Light looked at each other. Next they both punched the man in the face. The man in the penguin outfit fell on to his back. L smiled and then picked up two bats and handed one to Light. Light smiled as he took the bat. Next they started to beat the man in the penguin outfit up with the bats.
Meanwhile Near was being chased by Mellow who was laughing maniacally. Near moved out of the way.
"NEAR , WHAT THE - ,'' Mellow started.
Next he crashed in to the wall. Near unbuckled his seatbelt , got out of the bumper car and walked out of the rink. He walked up to L and Light beating up a man with bats.
"Umm . . . .what are you guys doing ? ,'' Near asked.
"We're beating up this man ,'' L said.
"Oh , okay ,'' he replied , "Um . . . . .why are you beating him up ?''
"Because he called us gay ,'' Light said.
"Okay then ,'' Near stated , "Well I think it's time we got on the road.''
L and Light stopped beating the man up and dropped their bats. Next they fallowed Near , Misa and Mellow back to the van. They all got in and Near started the engine. Next he continued driving down the road. A few minuets later Near stopped the van and poked his head out the window to see a whole bunch of cars sitting on the highway right in front of them.
"DAMN IT ALL ! ,'' Near shouted.
"What is it ? ,'' Misa asked.
"It's a traffic jam ,'' he stated.
END OF CHAPTER : 8.
