BFF Is So Overrated

~Shounen-Ai

(Beta)~18plusForMe (KEEP LOVING HER ='DD)


X Thank you all for the reviews! ;3; 200+ is amazing!

X Final segment to the Let There Be An Outdoors Vacation Arc!

X Lawl, I got scowled at for my summary about the not reviewing, not updating thing. (I found it highly amusing. o.o And no one flame her! She was being helpful!) Yeah, I did that because I noticed recently over the years, reviewers have only been story alerting and favorite. Because of that, a lot of my favorite authors have started to leave or go on hiatus. So, I'm doing this for two reasons! One: I like reviews! Two: To get people to remember that reviews are what bring on more chapters and stories

X And I realized I got a lot of people excited for this chapter…I hadn't meant to make it look like "OMG! CLASEB SMEX ON THE WAY! ='DDDD". Uh, this was suppose to be a simple, amusing (hot) scene. So forgive me! ;O;

X I've been thinking of making a SebCla(ClaSeb) one-shot…though I'm not sure it'll be M-rated. I just realized that Claude can talk (I thought he just stood there…and danced…-FAILS-), so my brain can't see them going at it so quickly. Gonna take time to adjust to that idea.

X MOST IMPORTANT: I am thinking about having a bit of an…intermission, in the near future. I want to reveal Sebastian and Claude's relationship in the past. Yes, they've know each other long before they got Alois and Ciel. =3= So then, we can understand why Claude hates Sebastian so much. ;D But I might change my mind knowing me. =U So expect something…or not.


Alois glared at the evil flashlight that had suddenly come back to life after the two had put their clothes back on. "That stupid thing did that on purpose!" He exclaimed, kicking the tool into the wall. Luckily it didn't break. Ciel gave him a disapproving look and retrieved the flashlight to make sure it was okay. "Ciel, are you sure you don't want to start over?" He asked as he appeared behind the brunet and clung onto him. "We can even start from where we left off before that stupid thing cut off."

"No."

Alois moaned as he was pushed off.

"We need to find a way out before the flashlight dies out again." He looked to the tunnel nearby and began to head over to it, but was pulled back by Alois. "What?" He questioned before Alois snatched the flashlight and beamed it into the tunnel, showing multiples of bats hanging from the ceiling, staring intensely at them.

"Aren't bats dangerous?"

"They are, unless you have light." He snatched the flashlight back. "And if you don't make much noise or disturb them. Now, let's go." He walked ahead carefully with Alois following. He could almost feel the stares from the bats as they walked beneath them. Every few moments, they'd hear the sound of wings flapping, most likely to warn them whenever they were in a part of the tunnel they did not like them being near, so they'd move to the opposite side of the tunnel.

Finally after almost four minutes, they came into a larger room. What freaked Ciel out was the amount of flowers sprouting everywhere. "Oh no." He groaned, quickly covering his nose to keep away the aroma hanging in the air.

Alois looked around the room. "Oooh. It's those flowers again!"

"Don't breathe in the scent or else."

Alois looked confused. "What?"

Ciel groaned again, he had forgotten about not telling Alois what had happened on Night Cliff. He had been so embarrassed that he thought it was best forgotten and not known by his very perverted friend. "Just do as I say or else you'll faint again like on Night Cliff." He commanded, watching the boy shrug and cover his nose. "We have to find the exit quickly before the scent gets to us…well, you."

"What?"

"Nothing, let's go." He scurried through the flowers, purposely stepping on the buds in hopes that would at least eliminate some of the fragrance. As they walked further, the flowers began to slim down, relieving Ciel instantly and he could hear the faint sound of water rushing. "I think we're near a river, there must be a way out then." He announced, rushing forwards.

"Ciel, wait~!" Alois exclaimed, chasing after his friend. After a quick sprint down the tunnel, they found themselves at an underground river. Looking ahead, Alois spotted the river leaving out through a large hole that revealed the outside world. "Yay! Freedom!" He exclaimed before attempting to jump into the river, but was pulled back. "Whhaaattt?" He whined, looking back to Ciel.

"I hear something…" He murmured, turning back to the tunnel. Alois raised an eyebrow and looked back, listening carefully for whatever Ciel heard.

"I don't hear anyth-" He stopped when he heard the sound of a thump. Alois hid behind Ciel, fearing it could be some type of animal. "Ciel, I think you should go check it out while I head back to camp." He smiled at the glare he received.

"We're not going anywhere yet."

"Why!.?"

"…I think I heard Sebastian's voice."


Sebastian panted lowly once Claude finally released his lips. "Claude, I believe this is suppose to be the other way around." Sebastian commented, still positioned against the wall. The man wasn't letting up and from the looks of it, Sebastian had a feeling something would be going down soon if he didn't snap Claude out of his daze. "And besides, I'd rather not do this while you are clearly drugged by flowers."

Claude seemed to ignore Sebastian's comments as he buried his face into Sebastian's neck and breathed deeply. He then began to suck at the flesh, purposely trying to create love marks on the pale skin. Sebastian shivered at the sudden antics and frowned, not really happy that he wasn't the one in charge. He sighed, as much as he wanted this to happen, he found it less thrilling while the other wasn't really conscious and that he was forced to be submissive.

It took all the fun out of his plans.

"I suppose this can happen one time." He grasped Claude's chin, forcing him to turn towards him. "Remember, I am the one to be on top next time." He crushed their lips together. The kiss was fast, intense, more from Claude's side than Sebastian's though. Claude's hands made their way to Sebastian's shirt and snuck inside, running over the fit stomach and lowering down to the rim of his pants.

"What the hell is this!.?"

"Hot damn!"

The two separated, looking over to see a gleeful Alois and a disgusted Ciel.

"This is fucking hot! Keep going!"

"This is disgusting!"

"Go go go! I want to see how big Sebastian's dick is!"

"Alois!"

"Whaaattt? I already know how big Claude's is."

Ciel twitched, feeling that if he stayed any longer, mental images would start to appear. Quickly he returned into the tunnel and headed back to the river to get away from the crazies. He hated that he ever thought to find the source of the noises. Alois pouted, debating between staying to see or going after Ciel. Finally, he shrugged and ran after Ciel, calling out to him to wait.

"Well, that ended very quickly." Sebastian pinched Claude's shoulder, watching the fellow narrow his eyes at the sudden pain, before blinking, the foggy gaze was gone instantly.

"What happened?" He rubbed his head, he felt like a headache was coming on.

"You were drugged by Erotic Pests." Sebastian informed. Claude twitched; he had heard of such a flower and remembered the results of breathing in the aroma they released. Sebastian smiled, running a hand through his bangs. "It's amusing how much you wanted to engage in such activities. Maybe these plants aren't the real cause…are you holding back?"

Claude glared. "No. Why would I want to do such things with you?"

Sebastian smirked knowingly, but ignored answering the question. "We should hurry after the boys. I think they might know the way out." He walked off into the tunnel, followed by a silent raging Claude. The two walked through the cavern, until they picked up the sound of voices. Finally, they spotted their children, who seem to be having an argument.

"Stop it! We don't have to dive in the river! It's waist deep!"

"Come on Ciel~! You'll look sexy all wet!"

"…that was meant in a sexual way, wasn't it…"

"Oh Ciel, you shouldn't ask stupid questions." Alois licked his lips, looking Ciel up and down before leaning over and licking Ciel's cheek, resulting in the other shuddering and trying to push him away.

"Get away from me you freak!" Ciel cried.

Sebastian sighed at the scene before he surveyed the area. He spotted the exiting water and saw that the only way out seemed to be by trudging through the river. He looked back to Claude who was still ignoring him. He looked back to Ciel and Alois, both were still fighting over who would get in first and sometimes a comment of something sexual would appear, resulting in yet another scream fest. He sighed again and spoke up. "I suppose I'll go first then." He announced and jumped into the water.

Alois watched it awe. "Wet Sebastian for the win!" He cheered before he was hit on the head.

"Shut up Trancy!" Ciel snapped.

Alois pouted, then hopped into the water and moved over to Sebastian. He studied him well before splashing water onto the man.

Sebastian stared, not amused. He was now dripping from head to toe.

The blond squealed, staring longingly at the man. "Now he looks sexier~!" Before he could grab onto Sebastian, he was lifted up and thrown onto Claude's shoulder to keep him at bay. "Hey, no fair! You already had him! It's my turn now!" Alois wailed, struggling to move. Claude just walked towards the exit to the cavern, followed by a scowling Ciel and drenched Sebastian.

Alois finally stopped struggling and stared at the others following. He waved flirty to Ciel, who rolled his eyes in return. He then blew a kiss to Sebastian, which resulted in Sebastian being punched in the arm by Ciel, which he excused as seeing a bug on his arm. Alois then wrapped his arms around Claude's neck and kissed him on the cheek, which he received no response too, thus he pouted in dismay that his fun had ended so quickly.

"Claude, you're no fun at all! I bet if Sebastian kissed you, you'd be all-" He was cut off when he was dropped into the water with a loud splash. He surfaced and glared up at Claude.

"I'm sorry, my grip slipped."

"Liar!"

Alois pulled himself up and moved over to Ciel, clinging onto his arm. "I'll stay with my Ciel!" He huffed and dragged Ciel along, who didn't really comment since he knew his protests wouldn't be any good. Once the two were further ahead, Sebastian moved next to Claude.

"You should have told him that you would react immediately if I were to kiss you." Sebastian commented, walking past the man with a teasing glance.

"Shut up." Claude snapped and followed after.


It seemed like forever, until they finally made it to the end of the cave and back outside. The sudden sunlight took a moment to adjust to and soon they found a stable path nearby the stream. They returned to the solid ground in relief. Alois watched as Ciel stretched and smirked, a fun little plan forming in his head. Quietly, he approached his friend and screamed.

"Got'cha!" He pushed the lad back into the river and followed after.

Ciel surfaced, coughing up some water, before turning to Alois, giving him his deadliest look ever. "I kill you." he spat before chasing after the boy who just squealed and swam around, acting as if it were a game.

Back on land, Sebastian continued to ring out his hair, watching the boys carefully to make sure that Ciel really didn't attempt to drown Alois.

"Come back here this instant Trancy!"

"I'll come once you're wet enough~!"

"Trancy!"

"That's not sexy at all Ciel! Call me Master~!"

"I'd rather drown!"

"Then I'll be your sexy slave~! Come on Master! Come punish your disobedient slave!"

Sebastian sighed, releasing his hair and unconsciously running his hand over his neck. He blinked, feeling a bit of soreness in his neck and realized that hickeys most likely had developed from before. "Well Claude." He looked over to the man who was looking off elsewhere. He smirked, knowing that Claude must have seen the visible marks. "It seems we'll have to continue this another time…though next time…" He scooted over and whispered near Claude's ear. "I believe you shall be the one bearing the most marks."

Claude frowned, staring at Sebastian who had successfully dodged his fist. "That will never happen." He stood. "I'm going back to camp." He gave the area a look over as he relayed on his photographic memory of the map. After a few moments of thought, he remembered the location of the camp and headed down the river where he believed it to be.

Sebastian watched amused. It was so much fun to tease him. Sebastian looked back to the river, noticing how quiet it had gotten. He sighed, seeing the two teens locking lips, though he was a bit surprised at how responsive Ciel was being, but shrugged off the thought when he noticed Alois's hands beginning to go somewhere they shouldn't.

Ciel must have noticed because soon he pushed Alois off, sending him back into the water, and swam back to shore, pulling himself out. "Take me back to camp now." He demanded.

Sebastian smiled. "Of course little master."

Ciel glared.


"I'm taking the first bath~!"

"No way!"

Alois and Ciel ran to the trailer, leaving the adults in the dust. They were fine with waiting for their turns, so they began to work on lunch instead. Once inside the kitchenette, they could hear the radio in the room being turned on at full blast, but that didn't drown out the loud shouting between the two boys.

"We have such a wonderful family, don't you agree Claude?"

Claude ignored him as he cut slices of cheese.

Sebastian hummed, walking behind the man and setting the bag of bread on the counter before trapping Claude in his arms. "It's not good to be so mad all the time." He commented before he was shrugged off and a knife was positioned near his forehead.

"Do not touch me."

Sebastian raised a finger and moved the knife to point in another direction. "You should accept your feelings already, Claude. It's not really that hard too…unless you are shy."

"You disgust me."

"Aw, Spider-kun, let's not be so cruel."

"Stop calling me that ridiculous nickname." Claude returned his attention back onto the dairy and resumed cutting the slices.

Sebastian smirked.

"You linger on the past too much." He said before heading off to retrieve the vegetables from the fridge.

Claude stopped cutting in mid way, watching the last slice of cheese fall against the others. He breathed loudly through his nose and placed the knife down. "As if you wouldn't in my position." He hissed under his breath.


"Alois, we're going to get in trouble."

"They're busy getting lunch ready. We have time." Alois whispered against Ciel's neck before he resumed to lap at the flesh. The two were now currently in the tub, trying to warm up after there water wars. Well, Alois should have been the only one in, but somehow he had been able to strip Ciel and force him into the shower with him before he could do anything.

"I'm not having sex with you."

Alois almost snorted, knowing that was a lie. He pulled away and reached over, grabbing the liquid soap. "Fine, we'll just take a bath." He mumbled. Ciel sighed in relief and began to try and relax in the warm water. Suddenly he felt Alois grabbed his shoulders from behind and tugged him closer.

"Hey-"

"I'll wash your back for you." Alois retorted, squirting the soap onto a sponge and quickly began to clean the other's back before he could protest. He slowly worked on the neck before going down to the shoulders and then in slow motions on the back. He could feel Ciel relaxing from the soothing motions and took the chance to keep up their recent activities.

Alois grabbed the liquid soap again and squeezed it on the sponge, purposely allowing some to fall onto his fingers. He quickly resumed scrubbing Ciel's back to keep his plan unnoticed for now. He trailed the sponge lower with his left hand and slowly dripped his right hand into the water.

"Ciel…move closer please." He whispered. He watched Ciel nodded and move back a tad.

"Closer."

Ciel rose an eyebrow and moved a bit closer.

"A little bit more."

Ciel frowned. "If I move any closer I'll squish you-" He was cut off guard when an arm tugged him back and into Alois's lap. He jumped at the jab of a certain hardness and glared at the giggling blond. "Alois, if you don't let me go this instant, I swear I'll-" He jumped when he felt fingers running over his entrance. "Do-don't you dare!" He hissed.

Alois hummed before sliding a finger in. The skin was tight, but not too tight, still a bit loose from his earlier work. "It'll be okay Ciel." He whispered, placing a kiss on the soapy back before sticking a second finger inside and stretching more. He heard Ciel let out a gasp of pain and squirmed against the digits. After several moments of this, the final finger made it inside and began to finish the requirements.

"A-Alois. Stop it. I told you I don't-"

"You do want this…" Alois replied, he shifted his arm down and smirked. "I can feel your dick on my arm." He moved his hand and grasped the erection, pumping it slowly, earning a surprised gasp from the brunet. "But don't worry; I'm not stupid enough to go all the way with you here. Those assholes might notice quicker than usual. So, I'll just toy with you for now." He pulled his fingers out slowly before thrusting them back in, watching Ciel jerk and quickly cover his mouth with his hands to hold in his noises.

"Does it feel good Ciel?" He whispered, as he sped up, pumping his fingers quicker into the tight heat. "Do you like it Ciel? Do you like being fucked with my fingers?" He blew away the traces of suds on Ciel's neck before kissing the skin sweetly. "Does it make you think of how much better it'll be when my dick is fucking you?" He smirked at the countless gasps and moans Ciel released into his hands. "It'll be amazing. You'll feel so full and it'll be ten times as more pleasurable." His picked up speed as his fingers went in deeper.

Ciel let out a muffled scream.

"Ah! I found your special spot~!" Alois sung and slammed his fingers harder and rougher at the area, watching the boy on top of him jerk at each thrust. He felt himself grow harder at the scene and groaned, wanting to be relieved as well. "Ciel, don't be stingy…" He whined, tugging his fingers out the boy and forcing him to turning around in his lap facing him. He stared in awe at the flustering, teary eyed boy. It only made him more aroused. Quickly, he stuffed his fingers back inside the boy, thrusting quicker and harder than ever.

Ciel shut his eyes, trying to hold in the tears that were threatening to leak out. He could feel himself unconsciously thrusting back onto the fingers which made him want to kick himself, acting so desperate for pleasure. He gasped when he felt Alois tug him closer and grabbed his member, along with his own. He shivered in ecstasy at the feeling of the two rubbing against each other.

Alois tugged Ciel's hand in his place and returned his hand back onto Ciel's hip to keep him steady and focus on his aims in the tight entrance. He watched through half opened eyes as Ciel clumsily grasped onto their members and pump them. Ciel cried out, quickly covering his mouth with his other hand again to keep from making any loud noise.

Alois found it adorable.

"Ciel." He giggled as he grabbed onto the back of Ciel's neck and pulled him down into a feverish kiss. The series of groans were released inside each other mouths as their tongues dueled against each other. The passion seemed to be too much for Ciel and soon Alois could feel Ciel tightening around his fingers. He quickly stabbed at the pleasure spot as many times as he could, moaning at the harsh pants and gasps replied from his sudden action.

Ciel squeezed his eyes shut, he felt the tears he had held in slip down his cheeks before the tight bubble in his stomach burst and warm sperm splattered on his hand and chest. He gasped loudly, sucking in the sticky, warm air harshly. Alois grasped onto Ciel's stilled hand and forced it to keep on going until finally he came as well. Ciel laid his forehead on Alois's shoulder, trying to get back his original breathing pattern. He almost whimpered as he felt Alois's fingers slowly escape from inside him and leave him feeling empty.

After the two finally caught their breaths, Ciel pulled himself up and punched Alois in the shoulder.

"Ouch!"

"Don't ever do that again!"

Alois pouted. "You liked it though…even this is proof." He leaned over and licked a trail of the white substance on Ciel's chest.

Ciel pushed him off and turned away, quickly grabbing his sponge and scrubbing at his chest. Alois giggled and began to clean himself as well; he knew that soon, Ciel and him would become one.


"Bye bye you shitty discovery channel wannabes!" Alois waved towards the forest through the window.

"Alois, stop hurting the forest feelings." Sebastian called out from the front.

Alois obeyed, closing the window and sitting down next to Ciel. He peaked over his shoulder and saw that he was doing a crossword puzzle. "Oh! That there! It's 'Dick'!"

"Alois! Stop with your dick obsession!" Ciel snapped.

Alois tilted his head in confusion before pointing towards a small row. "But it is Dick." He pouted and moved his fingers towards the hint which said 'the great Moby - - - -'.

"…"

"Seeee?"

Ciel sighed and rubbed his temples. "Can't you go do something else besides annoy me?"

Alois hummed at the question before looking up to the front where he saw Sebastian calmly talking to Claude, but from the looks of it, it seemed to be something M-rated from the series of twitches emitting from Claude. He then turned back to Ciel who had finally wrote down the word Alois had found and started on the next line.

"Oh oh! That one is 'Ecstasy'!"

Ciel twitched, seeing that it was correct and wrote it in. Alois beamed and continued to assist whenever he saw Ciel get stuck and decided to finally take the game into his own hands. "And that one is…" He leaned down and whispered into Ciel's ear. "Bedroom."

Ciel jumped at the sultry tone and blushed, writing the word quickly and moved to the next before Alois could start anything. Alois smirked knowingly, placing a hand on Ciel's thigh under the tablecloth and rubbed it slowly. "And I think that one is 'lotion'." Alois giggled, leaning his head on Ciel's shoulder. "I like this puzzle. But it'll be more fun if we actually put it to good use. It's trying to tell you something Ciel~."

"Shut up, it's not."

"Ooohh? Then how come that one," he pointed to one hint. "and that one," he pointed to another. "Are 'brunet' and 'blond'?"

Ciel looked over the puzzle and saw that it was true. What kind of puzzle was this!.? Ciel closed the puzzle book and gave it a look over before realizing this wasn't the puzzle book he had packed. "Alois, where is my puzzle book?" He hissed.

"Eh? That's yours-"

"Alois, I'm not stupid."

Alois huffed. "I threw it away." he murmured. "But this one is much better! I had it specially customized to send out a message to you Ciel~!"

Ciel just glared.

"You finished it anyway! So let's see what the message says!" Alois reopened the booklet and turned back to the completed page. "Now just read out every letter that is in the red squares and see what the hidden message is~."

Ciel sighed and looked over it, finding all the red boxes and letters.

"L E T S F U C K N O W" Ciel spelled out and twitched. "Let's fuck now?" He read.

"If you say so!" Alois tackled Ciel down onto the seat and began to try to strip him.

"Get off me!"

"You asked for it though!"

"You fucking-mmph!"

Sebastian looked back to see flailing legs and a shirt being thrown onto the floor. He rubbed his forehead and unlatched his seatbelt. "I think we'll have to have another talk with our children soon, Papa." Sebastian chuckled once Claude turned red from anger and quickly moved to the back to pry the two teens apart.

"Noooo! Ciel asked for it!"

"I did not!"

"Now now. The only ones who should be having sex around here are Papa and me."

"Papa?"

"Oooh! That's so kinky~!

Claude almost smashed his head into the steering wheel.

"Camping trips. Never again."


LOVE SEBASTIAN FOR HIS LAME NICKNAMES ='DDD…ACTUALLY LOVE OOC SEBASTIAN FOR HIS LAME NICKNAMES. ;O;

On another note, I realized…I don't like Claude x Alois. ._. Why is that? They have more hints than Sebastian x Ciel that it's crazy. XD; And…I don't like Sebastian x Ciel anymore. ;-; Aww, they were so cute too.

On another...nother note...I am madly in love with this new fic that was posted up yesterday. It is called "The Lusty Square" by Anna Ivashkov. It is frickin' awesome in my opinion. XD; I've always been a comedy lover, ne? DX

...READ (and reviewing would be nice. :3) IT OR I SHALL TORTURE YOU WITH THE MOST CRUELEST PUNISHMENT EVER! ;-;

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...yeah...that flashlight that took away your yaoi in the last chapter. =3=

-SHOT-