Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Riding in a cab;
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, What's in that evidence bag?
Tolerated by the Yard! Scoffed at by Mycroft!
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes ...
He's called the Great Detective in rooms on Baker Street,
He's vowed to help Lestrade when perplexed;
He's solved all the cases on the London city beat,
And still found plenty of time to text-
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson by his side
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, He'll take you for a ride
Tolerated by Lestrade! Distrusted by the Super!
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes ...
He left the press con-fer-ence with a cute deer stalker hat
A celeb never looking for this fame
His bow was already ready and he kept his violin tuned
On the side of the angels - and he's vain!
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, He's a piece of work!
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Some say he's a jerk!
Discredited in the news! Sacked by the Yard!
Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes ...
Based on the theme tune for the 50s series of Robin Hood - watch?v=2w7ALMIUy74
