The Akatsuki Stories

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Chapter VII

Akatsuki Go on Vacation!

Part VI: The TransylvanianTranslator

Itachi woke to see that he was not up in the air anymore. He had landed near a spooky old castle that looked like something in Scooby Doo. He turned next to him to see that Hidan was bleeding very much and that he was.. smiling? Go figure.

" Hidan, why are you smiling?" asked Itachi.

"Bleeding to death, I'm immortal, do the math" said Hidan.

" Where are we anyway?" wondered Itachi.

" Transylvania." said Hidan instantly.

" How do you know?" asked Itachi.

" 1., I have cousins here" said Hidan, " and 2." Hidan pointed at the sign that said: WELCOME TO TRANSYLVANIA!

" How could I have missed that?" asked Itachi.

" You forgot your contacts, eh Itachi?" said Hidan.

" Their eyeglasses." said Itachi, " Now how do we get out of here?"

" Maybe we can ask Cousin Drake!" said Hidan, pointing at a guy with white skin.

" BLOOD!" said Cousin Drake.

" He says hi" translated Hidan.( Real translation: I want your BLOOD!)

" Are you sure you can understand your cousin?" asked Itachi nervously.

" Sure I can!" said Hidan, " Cousin Drake, how far is Konoha?"

" BLoOD, BLLLOOOD-d-D" said Cousin Drake.

" He says it's right over those hills"translated Hidan, pointing out to an akward formation of hills. (Real translation: This is another dimension, dimwit!)

" Okay then, let's go!" said Itachi, pointing towards the hills.

" Bye Cousin Drake!" said Hidan, following Itachi.

" BLOOOD OD BLO!" said Cousin Drake.

" He said take care!" translated Hidan.( Real translation:YOU DIMWIT!! THAT'S THE WEREWOLVE'S NEST! YOU'LL BE RIPPED TO SHREDS!!)

But Itachi and Hidan didn't know, so they continued through the hills, unaware of the werewolves...

To Be Continued...