The Akatsuki Stories
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Chapter VII
Akatsuki Go on Vacation!
Part VI: The TransylvanianTranslator
Itachi woke to see that he was not up in the air anymore. He had landed near a spooky old castle that looked like something in Scooby Doo. He turned next to him to see that Hidan was bleeding very much and that he was.. smiling? Go figure.
" Hidan, why are you smiling?" asked Itachi.
"Bleeding to death, I'm immortal, do the math" said Hidan.
" Where are we anyway?" wondered Itachi.
" Transylvania." said Hidan instantly.
" How do you know?" asked Itachi.
" 1., I have cousins here" said Hidan, " and 2." Hidan pointed at the sign that said: WELCOME TO TRANSYLVANIA!
" How could I have missed that?" asked Itachi.
" You forgot your contacts, eh Itachi?" said Hidan.
" Their eyeglasses." said Itachi, " Now how do we get out of here?"
" Maybe we can ask Cousin Drake!" said Hidan, pointing at a guy with white skin.
" BLOOD!" said Cousin Drake.
" He says hi" translated Hidan.( Real translation: I want your BLOOD!)
" Are you sure you can understand your cousin?" asked Itachi nervously.
" Sure I can!" said Hidan, " Cousin Drake, how far is Konoha?"
" BLoOD, BLLLOOOD-d-D" said Cousin Drake.
" He says it's right over those hills"translated Hidan, pointing out to an akward formation of hills. (Real translation: This is another dimension, dimwit!)
" Okay then, let's go!" said Itachi, pointing towards the hills.
" Bye Cousin Drake!" said Hidan, following Itachi.
" BLOOOD OD BLO!" said Cousin Drake.
" He said take care!" translated Hidan.( Real translation:YOU DIMWIT!! THAT'S THE WEREWOLVE'S NEST! YOU'LL BE RIPPED TO SHREDS!!)
But Itachi and Hidan didn't know, so they continued through the hills, unaware of the werewolves...
To Be Continued...
