General POV
Kayla, Dani, and Monica stood center stage, tee shirts and jean clad, awaiting Ms. Sue Ella's ok to start. They were doing I'm Awesome by Spose. They were wearing hats, and were looking as white-gangster as possible.
"Ready, guys?"
"Yeah, surely." Monica replied to Dani's question. Kayla was staring into the crowd of around 50 or 60 delinquints. She looked deathly afraid. Notcing this, Little A sent an encourging smile in her direction, and mouthed 'you'll do fine, I know it'. She calmed down a considerable amount, just from that. Ms. Sue Ella gave the thumbs up, and the girls began the song.
Dani
Kayla
Monica
Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesome
I don't necessarily have to be here for this
I'm gonna keep the headphones though
Mother oops I'm awesome
No your not dude don't lie
I'm awesome
I'm driving round in my moms ride
I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
Mother oops I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
There's no voice mail nobody called
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low(low)
even though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)
Spose, i got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
and lyrically i'm not the best
physically the opposite of randy moss and yet so preposterous
feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
oh yes
the girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
uh huh
I'm as nervous as my cat dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress,
got too many back zits
plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this
it's cuz my little sister wrote it.
Mother oops I'm awesome
No your not dude don't lie
I'm awesome
I'm driving round in my moms ride
I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
Mother oops I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
There's no voice mail nobody called
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
the swagger of a cripple
check it out
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and i can't ski
smoke weed but i can't roll blunts
find me whipped by my wifey my necks not icy
eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
uh and my unibrow is plucked
just asked my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "For what?
Blunt raps and some Heinekens?
You skinny prick,
go get a gym membership and vitamins"
I'm like mom please don't blame it on me i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and Aunt Steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my ass it is Jumanji
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift.
Can't tweet up on my Twitter cuz I haven't done shit
bank account red
body ungroomed
the good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
Ms. Sue Ella tried to stop but they continued their rap.
Mother oops I'm awesome
No your not dude don't lie
I'm awesome
I'm driving round in my moms ride
I'm awesome
A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
Mother oops I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
There's no voice mail nobody called
I'm awesome
I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
further more I'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
with a ego the size of Tim Duncan
even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
because i spent a decade filling Optimos and I'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as John McCain
now put your hands up
if you have nightmares
if you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
if you got dandruff
if you drink light beer
I'm out of breath
but I'm awesome
no your not dude don't lie
I'm awesome
I'm driving round in my moms ride
I'm awesome
a quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online
Mother oops I'm awesome
I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome
no voicemail nobody called
I'm awesome
i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my Facebook wall
I'm awesome
The girls ended with Monica and Dani back to back, and Kayla through their legs, her face on her hands. They all said "Spose" and a huge round of applause echoed through the
"Well, that was certainly... something ladies!" Ms. Sue Ella clapped a bit, a forced smile on her face. The girls ran off the stage, only to be raplaced by Matt, Aaron, and Little A. In what appeared to be a girls bathrobe.
And then, even before Ms. Sue Ella gave an ok, they began California Gurls.
Matt
Aaron
Little A
I know a place where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild, there must be something in the water
Sipping gin and juice, laying underneath the palm trees
The boys break their necks trying to creep a little sneak peek
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, youll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
California girls, were unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
The boys flung off their bath robes to reveal their bikini tops and daisy duke shorts. Ms. Sue Ella looked about ready to faint.
Sun-kissed skin, so hot will melt your popsicle
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
California girls, were undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West coast represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Sex on a beach we get sand in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep, Snoop Doggy dog on the stereo
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, youll be falling in love
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Toned, tan, fit and ready The girls a freak, she drives a jeep Come on boys, hanging out
Turn it up cause its gettin heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like shes the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her
The men on the beach,
Im okay, I wont play, I love the bay
Just like I love LA
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything
All that ass hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, no weenies
Just to get in betweeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
You looking here baby (uh huh)
Im all up on you
Cause you representing California
California girls, were unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot will melt your popsicle
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
California girls, were undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West coast represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
California girls man
I wish they all could be California girls (x2)
Theres only a few children who do what we do
"I'm not sure what that was, gentlman. But please return your lady friends clothes, if you would."
"Ok!" The guys took off their bikini tops and shorts, to leave them only in boxers. The camp cheered, and this time, Ms. Sue Ella did faint.
When she woke up, Ireland, Skitz, and Sup? went up to do their song.
Ireland
Skitz
Sup?
The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before?
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core
But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
You're impossible to find
This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed, but I have loved you from the start
Ohh, but hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
It's impossible
So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in, I'm yours to keep
And hold on to your words 'cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight when you're asleep
Because tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
Tonight will be the night
That I will fall for you over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you's impossible to find
You're impossible to find
"Very good boys! That's what I wanted to see! I loved it so much!" Ms. Sue Ella gushed. The boys looked at each other.
"Wait, we're not done!"
Bitch needs to come out of hiding!
"That ruined it!" Monkey, Singer, and Kevin came up next to sing their song.
They all sang it at the same time.
Listen to yourself
You're a hot mess
St-t-stutter through your words
Breaking a sweat
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
So here we go
Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it,
And now some sh*ts about to go down
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Your looking like a tool not a bawler
Your acting like a chick, why bother?
I can find someone way hotter
with a bigger wow... well
'Cause I'm done with the ways thats you've messed up
You weren't smart enough to keep your stupid mouth shut
I'm so sick of it
I've had enough
I hope you cry
Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
Woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
Woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it
And now some sh*ts about to go down
Never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Kiss 'n' tell (x8)
I hope you know
You gotta go
You
Get up and go
I don't wanna know
Or why your gross
You gotta go,
You
Get up and go
'Cause i dont wanna know
I never thought that you would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
Maybe you shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
"Well, that was surely interesting!" Ms. Sue Ella walked away after that!
A/N Kesha owns Kiss N' Tell, Secondhand Serenade owns Fall For You, Spose owns I'm Awesome, and Katy Perry and Snoop Dog own California Gurls
