Disclaimer: I do not own any Legend of Zelda characters. This is a story I have created and not a part in anyway making me money... I am poor... and possibly more so now having written this...
Anyway, please enjoy, and if you find that I have any problems, misspellings, or even if I am terrible at this, tell me... but be respectful. Hope you like it!
Act two Scene three: Goron City
Darunia: Hey man… got any rocks? (Scratching arms) I got a real craving…
Link looks at Navi as the tweaking Goron looks around suspiciously.
Link: I'm looking for the Spiritual Stones, you got any?
Darunia: Oh, if you give me rocks, I'll make you see Spiritual Stones all night long!
Link and Navi exchange looks.
Link: Umm… do you have a Spiritual Stone?
Darunia stares at him blankly.
Navi: (Sighs) Do you have the Goron Ruby?
Darunia: Yeah… but I'm not giving it to you!
Link: I'll do anything!
Darunia gives a smirk and the scene cuts to what he is thinking. Link is dancing on a table and Darunia is stuffing rupees into his tunic.
Darunia: Woo! Darunia like! Darunia like!
The scene cuts back to Darunia bobbing his head to the music in his mind and then he shakes his head.
Darunia: Go to Dodongo's Cavern and make it safe for us Gorons to get our fix- I mean rocks… Then we'll talk.
I know… I'm a wee bit of a pervert… It's all for your amusement though!
Let me know what you think please!
