Hello, everyone!

Everyone: Hello!

…uh…yeah. I must thank you all who have reviewed and voted who should have a special guest appearance in this new chapter. I will not tell you which character won right know. You'll have to read the chapter to find out. I want it to be a surprise!

This is a very special installment since this chapter is also about twice as long as usual and I have once again added my answer/remark/thingies to the end, since people enjoyed them. Go figure.

Yeah…Nothing left to say so…

No more talky! On to the story!

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Trigun Sleepover

A Very Special Chapter

Vash stared into the pit of shadows, trembling in fear at what he saw. With his brow bristling with sweat and his heart pounding in his chest, he stared into the bleakness and darkness…

"Vash get your head out of the bread box!" Zazie yelled.

"But the bagels smell like blueberries…"

"I don't care!"

Vash, sniffling, took the box off of his head. He looked around for his brother so he could whine to him about Zazie being a bully, but the boy was the only one there. "Where'd Knives and Legato go?"

Zazie shrugged, "They said something about hiding from some jerk that's going to make them do something disgusting." Vash slowly inched his way back to the bread box, "I said stay away from that!"

~Inside a closet. Yes, that's what I said. Inside a closet~

Legato stared at Knives. "I'm not doing it. No matter what El Hustino says."

"Me neither. The author can humiliate Vash and the rest, but not me. Besides, who really thinks we're gay? I mean, I understand you, but who thinks I am?"

Legato pulled out a stack of papers with a really, really long list of names on it out of nowhere, "Apparently three million, two hundred eighty thousand seventy four people. Along with the entire population of Minnesota and some guy in northern Canada."

Knives just kind of sat there sulking, trying to figure out what could be possibly gay about him. Was there something gay about the way he killed the insolent little spiders? "Well, at least El Hustino won't find us in here." He shivered, remembering the suggestion one of the reviewers had given that had forced them in here. The reviewer meant it to be a joke, but the author, just for kicks, had decided to do it anyways.

What are you two doing?

"Damn it! He found us!" Legato yelled.

~Back in the kitchen~

"Mmm…this is a good candy bar," Vash said as he took another bite of his delicious snack.

Zazie stared at the blonde man, "You do know that's a stick of butter, right Vash?"

Vash looked at Zazie, then at the butter. He shrugged and stuffed more of it into his mouth. Wolfwood strode into the kitchen wearing only pants and he had a cigarette between his lips. He opened the fridge and began to look for something.

"All done with your fun, hey Wolfwood?" Vash asked.

"What? Oh, no we're not," Wolfwood found what he was looking for: two cans of whipped cream and three gigantic containers of chocolate pudding, "It's just starting to get interesting!" Wolfwood gave Vash a thumbs-up and ran back to his room with the food stuffs.

Zazie, for once, was the confused one, "Okay, what was the whipped cream and pudding for?"

"Zazie, I don't think your old enough yet to understand what those two are doing…In fact, I don't think I'm old enough to understand what those two are doing."

All of a sudden, some guy in a blue robe carrying a string of beads in his right hand walked in. Vash stared at Miroku as he went to the fridge. "What's he doing here?" Vash asked Zazie.

The Worm Boy shrugged, "I don't exactly know. He's been sleeping on our couch for the past three weeks."

"Hey, Zaz! Hey, Vash!" Miroku said as he sat at the table.

"How in the world did you get here from feudal Japan?"

"Well, it started a few weeks ago…" The monk began as everything started to get all wavy and blurry.

"Oh my god! What the Hell is happening!?!?" Vash screamed.

Zazie grabbed Vash to keep him from running away, "Calm down! It's just a flashback!"

~A few weeks ago, in feudal Japan…~

Inu Yasha, Kagome, Sango and Miroku sat on a hill. Well, Miroku wasn't exactly sitting. He was busy trying to grope everything in sight. Shippo was running around in circles chasing his tail screaming, "I'M GOING TO GET YOU NOW! SOON YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!" as loudly as possible.

Miroku, suddenly tired of groping the tree stump he had found, stood up, "This is boring I'm going to visit the Gung-Ho Guns on Gunsmoke."

Inu Yasha shrugged, "Yeah, yeah, wha eva."

Miroku left his friends and caught a bus to Gunsmoke.

~Back in the present…and the Gung-Ho Guns's kitchen~

Zazie stared at Miroku, "That has got to be the crappiest flashback I have ever seen."

~Far, far away…okay, in the living room~

Meryl finally found a way to get her revenge on Vash for interrupting her when she had been talking. Remember that? Way back in chapter one? Yeah, Meryl is a bit obsessive and insecure.

To sum up her plan for revenge, it involved fire, a tomas, and three grape fruits. Don't ask how those would be able to do anything. Meryl didn't think that far ahead. She figured that she would find the supplies and everything would kind fall into place after that.

Too make matters worse, Meryl couldn't find any of that stuff. So she just figured that she would hit Vash in the back of the head with a rock. She snuck stealthily into the kitchen as best she could, which really just involved her tiptoeing in and humming the Mission Impossible theme song to herself.

She noticed Miroku on the other side of the table and he also noticed her. He lost control of himself, screaming "Boobs!!" at the top of his lungs. He jumped over the table and tackled/groped Meryl.

She hit him in the head with the rock and ran away. 'Damn,' she thought, 'Vash is too crafty. I will never get my revenge.'

Zazie spoke to Miroku (who was twitching and foaming at the mouth),"Wow, Miroku. I've gotta admire your technique with women."

"Silence you! The boobs are gone! Die!" Miroku, who's eyes suddenly turned a screaming red and the foam was coming out of his mouth even faster, jumped at Zazie with his mouth open as if he was going to bite the little boy.

Zazie let out a girly shriek and ran off. Miroku missed Zazie and flew into the kitchen table. "Mmm…butter," Vash said, completely disconnected from reality as he stuffed another stick into his mouth.

~In the hallway~

Zazie ran down the hallway all scared. You'd be scared too if a crazed lecherous boob-deprived monk was chasing you. Zazie needed to find someplace to hide or someone to help him. He made it to Wolfwood's room. 'Wolfwood will help me,' Zazie thought.

He opened the door and quickly remembered why Wolfwood was in his room. The little boy stood there, staring into the bedroom with his mouth gaping open.

That's where Miroku found him. The monk was about to attack the boy, but was curious as to what he was looking at. Miroku looked into the room and froze into the same position as Zazie. "Oh my god…I didn't know anyone could something like that with pudding…"

Miroku lifted his video camera—wait, where'd he get a video camera? Oh, never mind—to his face and started recording.

That's when Milly noticed them. She screamed (can you blame her?) at the top of her lungs and leapt up from the bed, wrapping herself with one of the bed sheets. She ran past Miroku and Zazie crying. Think about that for a second. Milly crying…doesn't that make you want to cry too?

Er…anyway, Wolfwood ran after his girlfriend. Zazie was still shocked and was staring into the room, but then realized what they had just done to the girl, "Oh, no, Miroku, what are we gonna do?!"

"Let's go through Dominique's underwear!"

"Okay!" And they left to go cause some more perverted carnage.

~Back in the closet~

"I'm not doing it!" Knives was now whining and kicking things.

But, Knives, you must. The reviewers have willed it.

"No they didn't!"

So?

"Oh, he's good," Legato said.

Oh, come on Knives, it'll be funny and disturbing! Besides, Legato didn't seem to think it's a bad idea when I told him about it.

Legato looked at his master, "Master Knives, he's lying! I don't like you like that! In fact, I'm not even sure if I like you at all!" Knives's mouth fell open. "I didn't mean it like that Master! It's just that…"

"What? Just what? You don't think I'm good enough for you? Well, up yours! I'm leaving!" Knives got up and opened the door.

"Wait Master!" Legato got up to stop Knives, but mistakenly tripped on a well-placed banana peel and knocked Knives onto the ground. Legato laid on top of Knives as the banana peel landed on his head.

Knives flicked it off of Legato, "A banana peel? Talk about cliché…"

Milly came running towards them crying—'wait, crying?' Knives thought, interrupting the author, 'great, next comes Armageddon.'—slathered in pudding and wrapped in Wolfwood's Mickey Mouse bed sheets.

She stopped at the sight she saw on the floor. "I knew you two were together! How sweet!" And Milly continued away crying.

"Wait!" Knives pushed Legato off, "It's not what it looks like!"

"What, like a villain and his favorite 'minion' falling out of a closet on top of each other?" Wolfwood said as he ran by, even taking time and energy to make air quotes when he said 'minion'.

"It's the banana peel's fault!"

"Yeah, right, Knives," Wolfwood yelled over his shoulder, "You could at least have thought of an excuse that involved something a little less cliché!"

Knives fell to his knees, "Damn you El Hustino! Damn you and your unoriginality!!"

~Back in the living room~

E.G. was talking to his best friend. "Hello! How are you? I like you! You want to play checkers?"

"E.G…please stop talking to the mirror," Hoppard said.

"Mirror?" E.G. poked the mirror and it fell onto the ground and shattered, "Freddy!! Nooo!!!"

Milly ran threw the living room crying, with a worried Wolfwood behind her. They ran past everyone and out the front door, both of them running in to the night.

Everyone started running around in circles, flailing their arms and screaming, "Milly's crying! It's the apocalypse!" And then they all also ran outside into the night.

Except for Vash, who was now eating a small container of margarine. And I don't mean he was eating the margarine inside of the container, no, he was eating the actual container.

~In Dominique's Room~

Miroku and Zazie tiptoed into the Cyclops's room (yes, while whistling the Mission Impossible theme song) and when they noticed she wasn't there, ran up to her bureau, but as Miroku reached to slide the drawer that contained her underwear open, Zazie stopped him, "Wait! She might have booby traps!"

Miroku giggled. Yes, giggled. Not laughed, giggled. "Booby traps for her bras…that's funny…"

"You're an idiot," Zazie said, shaking his head at the monk. "Oh well, open it."

Miroku slowly opened the drawer and as he did so, red lights dropped from the ceiling and sirens went off. "I told you!" Zazie yelled. Then, kuroneko jumped out of the underwear drawer and latched onto Miroku's face. The monk stop, dropped, and rolled to try to get the cat off his face. 

Zazie screamed and ran out of Dominique's room and into his own, hiding under his bed and clutching a stuffed sand worm plushy while sucking on his thumb.

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Hmm…I suppose that wasn't half bad. And here are the remarky thingies that I said I would do. Wee!:

Soul-Mage: I appreciate your sudden surge of reviews. I suppose I should do this…*hugs* There…happy now? Good…I don't want to make you angry…And thank you, I am quite proud of that 'night fell' thingy. Thought of it by myself!

So, Monev reminded you of your mother? That's really creepy…does she happen to wear purple spandex and blow up cities? I really, really hope not.

Kikyo1989: Huh…why didn't I think of that? (I'm serious, I didn't). So thanks, I will eventually have all of those characters (maybe even more) make special appearances.

CaptainMurphysMistress: *stands there with a big dumb smile on my face* So, when's the honeymoon? Haha, yeah I know, lame joke. Sorry Haruko didn't win, but I will have her visit the Gung-Ho Guns and cause tons of FLCL type damage and insanity.

Raditz: Stay away! I don't have any coke! *runs away*

Miss Caribbean: Yeah, that chapter wasn't one of my favorites either. I just kind of threw it together. I liked the angel arm idea to, so I'll try to put that in. I'll probably use one of your ideas. Try to guess which one! (hint: it won't involve a cookie!)

Notnhh: Notnhh? Notnhh? You will never guess how many times I tried to pronounce that…I will use Haruko eventually, so don't worry.

Roganu-Chan: Miroku is quite lecherous, isn't he? I just hope that I was able to portray his lecherousness well.

DarkRaven51: Whoa…that's alotta reviews. And yes, I agree that Wolfwood was the one being the mofo. Between him and Miroku, I can't think who is acting less like their profession. (Wolfwood's a priest getting some ass and Miroku's an overly perverted lecherous monk. Go figure.)

Cloud-Bahamut: Okay dokey, I'll make sure it never ends. It's supposed to be a sleepover, but…I'll force Vash and the Insurance Girls to stay there forever somehow.

P.S. you shouldn't threaten me. It isn't well known, but I actually have complete control over Kuroneko's actions! Gwahaha *gets horribly mauled by kuroneko* I was only joking around Kuroneko-Sama!

Imateensosueme: Thank you for the compliment. I enjoy writing disturbing/funny/confusing stuff. Sorry Kenshin didn't win, but he will come anyways.

Beckira: I couldn't really tell if you wanted Sano or not. Too bad he didn't win though, since he was the one I was originally going to put in before I thought of letting the reviewers choose. But, he shall come, so you and Carl should not worry!

Lil Kayke: YAAAAY! Er…I mean, that idea wouldn't make any sense whatsoever. I love it! Haruko didn't win, sorry, but I will use her. She's the type of person that belongs in a story this stupid.

Ichisano^0: Well, let me welcome you to Fanfiction.net. I myself have only been her for a few weeks, so I know how it feels to be new. I'm glad you liked my story, and sorry Sano didn't win, but he will come, I promise you that!

Chaotic Pink Chocobo: Sorry Hiei didn't win. I expected a lot more people to vote for the vertically and socially challenged swordsman, but they didn't…weird.

I did feel really bad for Vash when I kept having him called a mofo. It was stupid, so naturally I thought it would be funny and put it in there as much as possible.

Sessygirl19950: Thank you! I will put Hiei and Inu Yasha in their eventually…wait, Hiei and Inu Yasha in there at the same time…that's mass destruction just waiting to happen.

Lydia: That's nice of you to say, thank you! Sanosuke will be in this story eventually. He came in third place, almost tying with Haruko and Miroku beat her by one vote and Sano by two. What a lucky monk.

Kano: Whoa…those are oddly specific suggestions. When I throw Haruko into my story (and I will) I'll make sure to use them…they'll make the story even more scary and mentally/emotionally disturbing and confusing! Yay!

Hannah: Okay, so Miroku didn't exactly hit on Meryl but…close enough! I suppose it's his way of hitting on women. It doesn't seem to work very well, but then again, what do I know?

Heh: Yeah, I should extend it into an actual sleepover…I think the story is drifting away from the whole 'sleepover' concept, so it would make sense if it turned into an actual sleepover. Then again, since when has this story made any sense?

Whoa, that's a lot…almost a million…well, about twenty.

Here are the poll results if you wanted to know:

1st place: Miroku! (obviously)

2nd place: Haruko.

3rd place: Sanosuke

4th place: Inu Yasha

5th place: Kenshin and Hiei: A tie!

6th place: Yusuke. Haha! Stupid spirit detective! I knew he would never amount to anything!

If the character you wanted didn't win, don't go on a killing spree, they'll be in there eventually, and I'll make sure to make it a surprise every time I add one.

Well, that's all folks!

And remember, ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LORD KURONEKO-SAMA!

Kuroneko: "Nyao" *mauls everyone for no reason*

Ain't he cute?