Furi stood there, just staring at the thing that was in his fridge, or rather their fridge. There it was, on the shelf where he normally kept it, looking innocent as could be. However instead of the usual name facing him it was a stranger, a generic brand with no name. Staring at the offending object Furi tried to think of how it could have gotten there, when all he ever bought was name brand.
'Sei…' he thought, as his eyebrow twitched in displeasure. They had only moved in with each other recently to a modest apartment, close to Akashi's office and with enough space that Furi could have his own office for his writing. Normally he would do the groceries himself, but last night Akashi had offered to pick up a small list on his way home from work so that he could focus on getting the last couple chapters written for his manuscript and sent away before Friday, leaving them both free for the weekend.
"Why would he buy a generic brand when I told him which one to buy?…" he grumbled closing the fridge door and hiding the container from his sight.
Normally Furi had no qualms with generic brands, as he grew up on a lot of them where as Akashi prefered name brands, but yogurt was his one exception since he had yet to discover one that didn't taste like chalk aside from the name brand.
Turning and heading towards the living room where he knew his partner would be right now, Furi walked quietly over to stand behind where Akashi was sitting on the couch before crossing his arms and beginning to speak.
"So, I'm the savage for buying generic brands but you get to stay classy and refined when you bring home a generic brand of yogurt?"
Akashi jumped slighly at the sound of Furi's voice right behind him. Tilting his head back he was met with the scowling face of his boyfriend.
"I didn't think it made that much of a difference Kouki, after all since you started doing the groceries even I can't tell what's generic and what's name brand anymore."
"That's for things like pasta Sei, yogurt though…you can't just ignore the name of it when it's right there. Generic brand yogurt tastes like chalk and you can't eat chalk." he finished with a shudder.
"Come now Kouki," he said while getting up from the couch and heading to the kitchen "It can't be that bad, can it?"
Kouki followed along behind him, glaring at the not-so-innocent container of yogurt when Akashi pulled it from the fridge and set about opening it. Going so far as to get a spoonful and hold it out towards Furi.
"Nope, not eating it. I don't eat chalk, thank you." he said while shaking his head and backing away "If you don't believe me, then you try it. But I can guarantee you're going to want to spit it out, and if you do I'm going to laugh."
"Fine." Akashi huffed taking the spoon away and turning it towards his own mouth. "However if I don't find it unappealing then you're going to try a spoonful of your own. Agreed?"
"If you make no weird faces implying that is tastes like chalk and you don't spit it out I will stop complaining and eat it." Kouki promised.
Akashi held Furi's gaze a moment longer before turning his attention to the spoon he held. It was strawberry yogurt, a favorite of both of theirs and it both looked and smelled just fine. Looking up at Furi once more, he gave a small shrug of his shoulders before trying it.
What followed after was priceless and Furi wished he had had his phone or camera to get a picture.
After removing the spoon from his mouth Akashi's eyes seemed to shut on their own, and a grimace appeared on his face. Furi could see his adam's apple bobbing as he worked to swallow the spoonful of yogurt in his mouth. When the last of the yogurt was swallowed, Akashi's eyes opened with a shudder and he was met with the sight of Furi, both hands over his mouth trying to keep from laughing outloud.
Unfortunately he was unable to hold it any longer when Akashi's reaction to a second look at the yogurt in his hand was to quickly dispose of the whole container and then practically run to the fridge to get something to wash away the aftertaste. He burst out in laughter, unable to keep a straight face for a good couple of minutes. Finally getting himself back under control Furi look at Akashi, who was now leaning against the counter pouting, though you'd never know it if you didn't know him.
"I told you so Sei." Furi said, eyes still sparkling with mirth as he walked over to the other "You really should learn to listen to me when it comes to these things you know."
Sighing Akashi reached out and pulled Furi to him, arms resting slung around his hips as he looked at him.
"Duly noted. I'll remember to heed your words about what to buy in the future."
Laughing softly Furi leaned in and gave Akashi a soft kiss before backing away and grabbing his hands, pulling him towards the door.
"Come on, let's go get some good yogurt and and some snacks. How does a movie marathon sound tonight?"
"That sounds like a wonderful idea Kouki."
