Ah ha, I hit my head on the coffee table today and got the urge to update this.
I appreciate all your reviews, favs, etc. And, I LOVE YOU ALL!
And I have to say, I lied. There won't be very much love in this chapter (in fact I don't think there is any at all...) like I said last chapter... But you gotta gimme a break, I don't plan stories out. I just get an idea and write the chapter around it as I go. So I definitely don't plan ahead. But I swear next chapter will have some love in it, and it will maybe be more interesting and funny? I don't even know yet.
Pairings: Kyouya x Tsuna, Takeshi x Hayato, Bel x Fran, Xanxus x Squalo, Giotto x Alaude, Asari x G., Byakuran x Shoichi. (Any ideas for others that ya want? I might not necessarily put them in, just to let you know, sorry ^^')
Disclaimer: I don't own KHR.
Warnings: Violent-ness, crack, and OOC (mostly Giotto for this chapter ^^)
"…Hiiiiee! I am so sorry Hibari-san! He was just flying and I didn't know what else to do-"
"So you use me as a shield?" Hibari growled, standing slowly.
Tsuna stared at him for a brief moment, trying to think of something brilliant to say. "…Whaaat?" He asked like he couldn't believe Hibari was even thinking of such a thing. The tenth boss of the Vongola shook his head, "No. Nononononono, never. I…thought he was coming after you." He finished, proud of himself for coming up with such a brilliant -
He fell back when a tonfa hit collided with his skull. Hibari snorted, picked up the thrown tonfa, and walked over to the bar, snatching a random drink off the counter. Tsuna vaguely felt two arms wrap him and a larger warm body press against his own. He looked down to see his grandfather nuzzling into his side.
"Er, Giotto-san –"
"Call meh Giotto." The older of the two mumbled, nuzzling closer.
Tsuna jumped when there was a loud crash immediately followed by a loud shout by none other than Ryohei himself.
"I EXTREMELY WINNNNN!" The tenth Sun Guardian declared as he jumped out of his seat and flipped the table over, causing it to land on Knuckle who was just laying there looking like he had no idea where he was. Ryohei stumbled backwards and tripped on his own chair. He fell to the ground, looking like an idiot in the process. "Extreme!" He yelled though it was muffled since his face was pressed into the floor.
Tsuna winced when Knuckle and Ryohei started a whole new competition. A shouting contest. However no one had the slightest clue about what they were shouting, Tsuna was sure they didn't even know themselves. So everyone just assumed they were shouting 'extreme' over and over, getting louder each time.
"Kufufufu, hello little Tsunayoshi-kun." Mukuro chuckled, sliding over to him and towering over his smaller frame on the floor.
Tsuna frowned and furrowed his eyebrows. He cupped one of his ears (one of his hands was being restrained by Giotto) and shook his head slightly. "I can't hear you! What did you say?" He shouted, trying to be heard over the two Sun's yelling.
"I said hello little Tsunayoshi-kun!" The pineapple yelled slightly, leaning forward a bit closer to his supposed boss.
Hibari apparently decided that it was a good time to attack the Mist Guardian. He walked over to where Mukuro was leaning over and Tsuna was sitting with his older look-a-like clinging onto him, and lifted his leg, laying his shoe flat against Mukuro's behind. He gave a harsh shove before the other could react and watched as his brilliant plan fell into action (literally).
Tsuna only had time to widen his eyes before Mukuro crashed on top of him, knocking the air out of him.
Reborn finally decided it was time to intervene. He cocked his Leon-gun at the two Sun Guardians and fired at their heads, purposely missing by mere inches. They stopped yelling immediately, looking towards the one that fired with confused eyes. Ryohei stood and swayed before letting gravity win against him. He fell on top of Knuckle with a loud huff.
"EXTREME FALL!" Knuckle yelled, somewhat breathlessly.
"Shut up. If any of you are going to talk, do it on the chat." Reborn ordered sternly, briefly glancing at his student, who was still being crushed by his Mist Guardian. The Arcobaleno rolled his eyes before turning back to his prey whom he was still trying (and failing) to get drunk.
The older Lambo caught his gaze and quickly turned back to his drink, gulping it down with amazing speed.
Reborn decided that he needed to come up with a plan to get him drunk… He glanced over at the people left in the room that were still eligible to function somewhat correctly.
Dame-Tsuna was definitely eligible, he hadn't had a drink of alcohol yet so he worked perfectly fine. Hibari was also eligible since he was actually drinking water (Reborn had no idea why a glass of water was in a bar, of all places), he seemed like a hard person to get drunk just like 20YL Lambo apparently was. Mukuro and Daemon Spade were in; they weren't drunk yet since they chose to mess with people instead of actually drink. Belphegor and Fran…he wasn't sure if they were sober or not but they seemed to be working correctly. Alaude was definitely sober but probably not for long with the way he was glaring at Giotto and chugging down drinks. Asari was sober, along with G. (which reminded him that he needed to beat the first Storm Guardian down). He could always beat Dino awake (which made no sense whatsoever to anyone but him and most likely the two Clouds). Lampo was in. Squalo and Xanxus…weren't unconscious and they were talking (more like shouting) at each other which was nothing new so they were in. The two Sun's were still conscious though drunk to the max so it probably wouldn't be a good idea to let them join, but Reborn didn't necessarily care about them getting alcohol poisoning so they were in. Gokudera and Yamamoto were in, even though they couldn't run or think properly. Basically everyone was in that was conscious, that included the very drunk Vongola Primo (who was making an idiot of himself, clinging to Tsuna like that, not that anyone cared, they were all most likely going to make an idiot of themselves at least one time tonight).
"Everyone, get on the chat." He ordered loud enough for everyone to hear.
~BoyLover~ and BossRules were disconnected.
Tsuna signed in.
Hibari signed in.
Snarky Sharkey signed in.
Trash Hater signed in.
Ryohei signed in.
Knuckle signed in.
Basil:
Ah! Thou art on! (I'm going to give up writing like that.)
Tsuna:
Basil-kun! What are you doing on?
Basil:
Iemitsu-dono told me about this Chat Room.
Tsuna:
Dad?
Reborn:
Good.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! What do you mean good? Basil-kun chose the worst time to come on…
Trash Hater:
Who the fuck are you?
Snarky Sharkey:
VOOII! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Basil:
?
Basil:
*gasp* That shark!
Tsuna:
*sweat drop* Err…
Hibari:
Hn, stupid herbivores.
Reborn:
*smirk* I didn't know carnivores drank water instead of alcohol.
Alaude:
Hmph. And you call yourself the Cloud Guardian.
Hibari:
*glare* I don't want to be a guardian, old geezer.
Alaude:
*glare* What did you call me?
Tsuna:
So hostile…
Giotto Primo:
Tsuna is right! PEACE AND LOVE! NOT HATE!
Reborn:
You sound like a hippie.
Giotto Primo:
Wassat?
Tsuna:
Erm, Giotto-san –
Giotto Primo:
GIOTTO!
Tsuna:
HIIIIEE! OK!
Ryohei:
EXTREME!
Knuckle:
EXTEME!
Lampo:
That's not how you spell it…
20YL Lambo:
Can't you get a spell corrector on this Reborn?
Reborn:
Can't you drink faster?
20YL Lambo:
I can't, I'm already trying my hardest…
Reborn:
Then no.
Tsuna:
Giotto, can I have my arm back? It's kind of hard to write…
Giotto Primo:
If you gimme a kiss. *puckers lips*
Tsuna:
*blush* HIIIIEEE? !
Hibari:
*glare*
Giotto Primo:
OUCH!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Hibari-san!
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, how violent Kyouya-kun.
Hibari:
Shut up stupid herbivores.
Alaude:
You think I'm going to let you get away with that?
Hibari:
Want a piece of me?
~BoyLover~ is conscious.
~BoyLover~:
Gay love and sex!~
Alaude:
What?
Trash Hater:
You're still alive trash?
Giotto Primo:
OMG, he's a zombie!
Tsuna:
*sweat drop*
Asari:
Ha ha, never seen Giotto like this.
G.:
Of course, Giotto-sama is a kind, graceful-
Giotto Primo:
DIE ZOMBIE! *throws chair*
~BoyLover~:
Teehee, missed me~
Pr!nce's Fr0ggy changed username to +Fran+.
+Fran+:
It hit Levi.
~BoyLover~:
Oh my, he's bleeding quite a bit.
+Fran+:
So are you. And fake prince here.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, the prince loves alcohol.
Tsuna:
Reborn will you please stop Giotto from chasing Lussuria with a stool? Oh now he's taking out his gloves…
Tsuna:
HIIIIEE! WAIT!
Hibari:
You, stupid pineapple bastard.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku, me?
Hibari:
No, the other one.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, yes Kyouya-kun?
Hibari:
*glare* Get off of the herbivore.
Alaude:
*smirk* Jealous?
Reborn:
You can't say anything.
20YL Lambo:
He's right. You were jealous just a few moments ago.
Alaude:
Did anyone ask you? No I didn't think so.
Reborn:
Keep drinking.
20YL Lambo:
*sigh*
Lampo:
I feel for you. Cheers.
20YL Lambo:
For what?
Lampo:
I don't know. Just drink.
G.:
You're starting to sound like the kid.
Reborn:
*glare* I am not a kid.
G.:
Just because you look older doesn't mean you aren't a kid.
Baseball+Sword changed username to Hayato Lover!.
Hayato Lover!:
Wasssup every1?
Tsuna:
Eh? Yamamoto?
Bomber Boy:
Juuudddaaiiimmmeee!
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Wait Gokudera-kun don't - !
Hibari:
Typing it on this instead of saying out loud is not going to help you herbivore.
Reborn:
This could be good training. I've never seen him type so fast.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya he may have set a record.
Tsuna:
*being smooshed* You…all aren't…helping!
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, my my Tsunayoshi-kun the men are just throwing themselves at you tonight aren't they?
G.:
You 'fell' for him.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya oya, thanks to Kyouya-kun.
Hibari:
*glare* Shut up before I bite you to death.
Giotto Primo:
ZOMBIES RUN FAST!
~BoyLover~:
Kyaaa! I'm not a zombie!~
Hibari:
*twitch*
(DS) Pineapple I:
Did he just say…?
Reborn:
*reaches for gun*
Trash Hater:
I'm going to fucking kill that fucking piece of trash. *aiming guns*
Snarky Sharkey:
VOOOIII! I'll fucking kill him first!
Alaude:
*super glare* Not if I kill him first.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, I would kill him but I am being squished by a HEAVY terrorist.
Bomber Boy:
ARE U TALKING BOUT ME BASTARD!
Tsuna:
*sweat drop* G-guys…
Bomber Boy:
JUUDAIME! I AM NOT FAT! OR A TERRORIST!
Tsuna:
Ah ok…
Asari:
Ha ha, did that guy say 'kya'? Don't only girls say that?
~BoyLover~:
Yes but sadly I am a teenage girl trapped in a man's body~
G.:
…Bastard deserves to die. Kill him.
~BoyLover~:
Kya!
Hibari:
*throws tonfa*
Reborn:
*shoots*
Xanxus:
*shoots*
Snarky Sharkey:
*slices*
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi, are we killing gay man? *throws knives*
Giotto Primo:
DIE ZOMBIE! *throws stool*
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku. *throws bottles*
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu. *trips Lussuria*
G.:
*Throws dynamite* (He borrowed it from Gokudera?)
K.O!
~BoyLover~ is unconscious or dead.
Trash Hater:
Good.
Reborn:
Agreed.
Tsuna:
…S-so much blood…
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, don't worry Tsunayoshi-kun. I'll make you forget all about this…*leans forward*
Hibari:
*glare*
Bomber Boy:
WHOA!
Hayato Lover:
I'll catch you Hayato!
Bomber Boy:
WAH!
Hayato Lover:
*grin* See? I caught you!
Reborn:
*smirk* Yamamoto.
Hayato Lover:
?
Reborn:
Baseball. (A/N: I could not for the life of me remember what they said to get Yamamoto to throw something so I just put baseball -_-')
Hayato Lover:
*serious face*
Tsuna:
H-huh? YAMAMOTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH GOKUDERA-KUN? HE'S NOT A BASEBALL!
Tsuna:
WAH! DON'T THROW HIM!
Hibari:
*snort* Too late.
Bomber Boy flew through the wall.
Tsuna:
Oh my god…
Reborn:
Oh calm down, I'm sure he's still alive.
Hayato Lover:
Eh? *gasp* Hayato!
Alaude:
Nice one kid.
Reborn:
Hn. Are all of you blind?
Giotto Primo:
I wanna fly too!
Hibari:
I can throw you off a building.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Hibari-san!
Giotto Primo:
YOSH! LET'S DO IT!
Hibari:
*smirk* Ok, come here.
Alaude:
*glare* I don't think so.
Hibari:
Oh? He wants to go though.
Giotto Primo:
Lemme go!
Reborn:
*sigh* They're the kids…
20YL Lambo:
Yes well -
Reborn:
No one asked you to talk. Keep drinking.
Lampo:
How mean.
20YL Lambo:
*baffled* Y-You're not the boss of me!
Reborn:
Oh really?
20YL Lambo:
Y-yes…
Lampo:
Don't doubt yourself.
20YL Lambo:
I can't help it! The way he talks makes anyone doubt themselves…
Lampo:
I feel sorry for his lover.
20YL Lambo:
*grumble* Me too. God bless them.
Reborn:
*smirks and pulls hat over eyes*
Basil:
I do not get what is going on…
Reborn:
Oh. Forgot you were on.
Asari:
Ha ha, poor guy!
G.:
I forgot you were on too.
Asari:
Ehhhhhhh? Really?
G.:
Yes.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, Kyouya-kun I hate to tell you this but trying to pull me off Tsunayoshi-kun is not going to work.
Hibari:
Oh really?
Giotto Primo:
Hey! Make me fly!
Alaude:
*glare* I said no.
Hibari:
*snort* You sound like his mother.
Giotto Primo:
My mother is a man? ! And my lover…OMFG…
Alaude:
*face palms* NO I am not your mother.
Giotto Primo:
Oh thank god!
Tsuna:
Mukuro…I can't breathe…
Hibari:
Get off of him.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, make me - !
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya, right in the little pineapples. (You know the blueberries, dingle berries, whatever you want to call them. The crotch area if you catch my drift…)
Reborn:
Right in the crotch. Good job.
Hibari:
*smirk*
G.:
*laugh* Bet that hurt!
Asari:
*wince*
Giotto Primo:
That looked like fun! I wanna do it too! (He means kick him in the crotch.)
Alaude:
It's just one thing after the other with you isn't it?
Tsuna:
WAIT GIOTTO DON'T!
Hibari:
Why do you keep typing it instead of saying it? It's obviously not helping herbivore.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Ku…fufu…fu…I'll get…off…
Giotto Primo:
Lemme go! I wanna do it too!
Alaude:
*sigh*
Hibari:
Hn. Serves you right pineapple herbivore.
Tsuna:
Erm…thank you Hibari-san but…
Hibari:
*glare* Finish that and I'll bite you to death.
Reborn:
Yeah Dame-Tsuna, he was just making sure the reproduction of pineapples won't happen anymore.
Ryohei:
EXTREME!
+Fran+:
Ah. He keeps flipping tables.
Hayato Lover:
Hayato! You're alive!
Bomber Boy:
Flying through a wall…will not stop me…from helping Juudaime…
Reborn:
That might have knocked him sober.
20YL Lambo:
Is that even possible?
Basil:
I do not know what is going on. I will come on some other time.
Reborn:
Try tomorrow.
Basil:
Yes Reborn-dono.
Tsuna:
Ah, bye Basil-kun.
Basil:
Goodbye Tsuna-dono.
Basil signed out.
Bomber Boy:
GAH! Don't touch me there baseball idiot!
Hayato Lover:
*smile* I was jus checkin if you're ok…
Bomber Boy:
*blush* S-stop! And why the hell is your name like that? !
Hayato Lover:
Cause I am a Hayato lover *proud*
Bomber Boy:
*smacks* Change it idiot!
Hayato Lover changed username to Baseball Idiot.
Baseball Idiot:
Wah…
Tsuna:
G-Gokuder-kun that's…
Bomber Boy:
I am so sorry that I threw myself at you Juudaime! I will set myself on fire –
Tsuna:
*horrified* Wh-what? ! No I don't want you to – PUT DOWN THAT LIGHTER!
Hibari:
I say let him do it. It will be one less herbivore.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufu…fuuu…
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya are you ok?
(MR) Pineapple II:
Fuuu…this is nothing…
Hibari:
*snort* He won't die. He's harder to kill than a cockroach.
Giotto Primo:
*squeak* BUGS? ! WHERE? !
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! There are bugs here! ?
Reborn:
No idiots.
G./Bomber Boy:
Don't call Giotto-sama/Juudaime an idiot!
Knuckle/Ryohei:
EXTREME!
Alaude/Hibari:
Annoying.
Asari/Baseball Idiot:
Ah ha ha ha!
Lampo/20YL Lambo:
Weird.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Oya, how odd.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Oya…oya…indeed…
Giotto Primo/Tsuna:
WHOA/Hiiiiee this is weird!
…
…
Reborn:
Hm.
+Fran+:
I feel left out.
(*PRINCE*):
Ushishishi. Then come here little froggy, the Prince will make you feel very good.
+Fran+:
No thanks fake prince.
D-I-N-O finally is conscious.
D-I-N-O signed in.
D-I-N-O:
My head hurts…
Hibari:
Hn.
Reborn:
Finally awake idiot?
D-I-N-O:
Ah? What?
Reborn:
*rolls eyes*
Tsuna:
Dino! Are you ok?
D-I-N-O:
*touched* Little bro…Thank you for caring about me!
Tsuna:
Ah well I need to talk to you about the first kiss thing –
Hibari:
Let's just forget about that herbivore. *glare*
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! OK!
Reborn:
Alright, G. you ready to fight?
G.:
Huh?
Reborn:
Our fight. Did you already forget?
G.:
Oh right. Bring it on!
(DS) Pineapple I:
Fukukuku I've got 50 on the kid.
Alaude:
Hn. So do I.
Hibari:
I'm in. 50 on the baby.
Tsuna:
How does it work if you all win…?
(MR) Pineapple II:
*pats Tsuna's head* Little Tsunayoshi-kun, don't worry about it. You've obviously never gambled before.
Tsuna:
Wha?
D-I-N-O:
The tonfa indent on my head is worse now…
Hibari:
*smirk*
Ryohei:
EXTREME FIGHT!
Knuckle:
EXTREME!
20YL Lambo:
Reborn whipped out his gun right away.
Lampo:
That guy has no chance now.
Tsuna:
Reborn doesn't fight fairly.
Hibari:
Having a gun is not considered 'unfair' in a fight, herbivore.
Alaude:
A weapon is a weapon.
Trash Hater:
It doesn't fucking matter what kind of weapon it is.
Snarky Sharkey:
You should fucking know this.
Tsuna:
*sweat drop* S-sorry…
Giotto Primo:
Oooo lookie what I found!
Tsuna:
Um, that's a can…
Alaude:
Of beer. It fell to the ground and got shaken up so don't open –
Hibari:
*snort*
Asari:
Ha ha ha, nice one Giotto!
Giotto Primo:
…WOW! ALL THAT CAME FROM THIS LITTLE THING? !
Tsuna:
A can.
(DS) Pineapple I:
Ah you all missed it. G. is getting beat.
Alaude:
Hn.
Tsuna:
Er, Reborn should stop. He isn't even moving anymore.
Reborn:
*refreshed* There. Problem solved.
G.:
…You…win…
Reborn:
Hmph, of course.
20YL Lambo:
Good job I guess.
Reborn:
You're still not drunk?
20YL:
I guess not.
Tsuna:
Reborn why do you want him drunk so bad?
Reborn:
None of your business Dame-Tsuna.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee!
Reborn:
Alright, I have something for us all to do. Since Giotto found where all the beer cans are stashed, we're going to need a lot of them so I hope you all can drink beer. If not, then too bad, you will anyway.
Tsuna:
Reborn…
Hibari:
Get on with it baby.
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu, looks like I will be the one to point this out. Kyouya-kun, it sounds like you're using an endearment for the kid. Especially now that he's grown up.
Hibari:
What?
Tsuna:
Er…
Tsuna:
It kinda does Hibari-san…
Reborn:
*glare* You two, shut up. No one cares.
Tsuna:
Sorry…
(MR) Pineapple II:
Kufufufu…
Reborn:
As I was saying, we are going to play some games.
Giotto Primo:
Oooo, is it a board game?
Reborn:
No –
Giotto Primo:
I love Monopoly.
Reborn:
I don't care. *glare*
Alaude:
*sigh*
Tsuna:
Um, what kind of games Reborn?
Reborn:
*smirk* Drinking games.
A/N: Gokudera got knocked sober!
I kept seeing the number 69 everywhere today so I took it as a sign to write Mukuro a bit more. XD
Next Chapter!: 1827 love! A x G love! As much love as Xanxus and Squalo can get! 8059 love! G. x Asari love! (perhaps). Mukuro tries to make a move on Tsuna? ! What does Hibari do? DRUNKNESS!
Preview of next chapter (probably):
Reborn:
This game is called Russian Roulette.
Tsuna:
Hiiiiee! Are you serious? !
Reborn:
Yes. Now what you do is get several cans of beers, have one person shake one up then have them mix all the cans up with no one looking. What happens is you each choose one and the person who mixed them up gets the last can. You all open the cans and person that get the beer that explodes on them is out, just like the real Russian Roulette without the chances of dying. The ones that don't have the exploding beer have to drink all of their beer and the games continues, eliminating one person at a time.
Hibari:
Hn. Bring it on.
