Written for 2 Week Drabble Wars: Main Attraction ft. Dialogue Prompts

On Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments)

Prompt: Day Fourteen: "I'd shag him until there was nothing left, just a pair of glasses and a damp patch." (My Mad Fat Diary)


"I'd shag him until there was nothing left, just a pair of glasses and a damp patch." Emmeline said causally, as she sat down beside Andromeda.

"Who?" Andi asked, looking up from her book.

The other girl turned to her and gave her a sly grin, her cheeks slightly flushed, "Your cousin, Sirius."

Andromeda wrinkled her nose in disgust, "And why on earth are you telling me this? As you've pointed this is my cousin."

"Because you Blacks are amazing at sex." Emmeline sighed happily.

"You and Regulus went at it again?!"

"And Narcissa...and Bellatrix-"

"Do not expect me to sleep with you." Andromeda warned.

Emmeline erupted into laughter, "Wasn't even thinking about it."