Okay just so you know, I have already typed out this story but juuuuuust for you, I am retyping it out on the iPad so I can upload it... This job is tedious and I expect cyber hugs because of it.
Not really but you know... S if there are spelling mistakes or weird words it is the will of the almighty autocorrect... My apologizes. And now, on with the story!
When they returned to the base, Sasori and Hidan parted ways, the former being unable to divulge any information from the latter.
For some reason, Hidan was unwilling to tel Sasori what he knew, which obviously was a lot more tha the puppet master did.
This in itself was intriguing for you see, Hidan was a big mouth.
He had always been a big mouth.
Never handheld been able to keep a secret, if you wanted to spread rumors however, he was the man to go to.
So why was he so secretive about this business with Itachi?
Out of all the Akatsuki he had so far asked, no one knew.
That is to say, Deidara and Itachi were hiding, Zetsu argued with himself over the question, Tobi suggested that Hidan was a bad boy, Kisame was hogtied and ducktaped to the ceilings father his encounter with his former partner and Kakuzu just kind of... Walked off.
The only real conclusion tosome to was that no one knew.
For this reason entirely, Sasori was going to poison Hidan.
only with truth serum of course.
Even if Sasori DID have uncontrollable urges to commit homicide (which really wasn't as often as people thought) it wouldn't make a difference.
Poisoning him was likely to give him nothing more than a stomach ache.
And despite his annoying personality, Hidan was actually easy to get along with, providing he was supplied win ice cream and if you could get past the swearing.
Sasori could see himself developing a fondness for the idiot.
Deidara peeked around the corner meekly.
Shit scar was a good way to describe how he was feeling.
He had been hiding all day, changing hiding spots every now and then when he thought Itachi was wandering a bit too close for comfort.
He had even dispatched clones around the place to distract the Uchihaif the situation became dire.
Sheesh... I'm a feared S-ranked missing nin and I'mscarred of a relationship... A gay relationship... With Itachi... That I don't actually want... That may or may not lead to me becoming Sasukes uncle...
Why am I even trying to comfort myself given these facts, yeah?
Letting out a mewl of annoyance, Deidara slipped his head back around the cornerwas he saw Itachi pass.
There has to be a way out of this...
He tiptoed back towards Hidans room.
Out of everywhere in the base, Itachi was least likely to search for him there.
Who the hell would go to hide with that schizophrenic freak show?
The door creaked open and Deidara was met with the stomach churning sight of red splashed walls and the heavy scent of blood.
He twisted his nose in disgust but entered the room nonetheless.
A hiding place he wanted and a hiding place he had found.
Sitting down in the least blood spattered corner, Deidara crouched into a ball and started trying to think his way out of the situation.
Itachi was calling his name from down the hall and Deidara cringed as the Uchihas footsteps paced menacingly passed the door.
Letting a deep breath out as Itachis footsteps faded down the hall, Deidara chanted quietly to himself,
Find-a-happy-fucking-place-find-a-way-out-of-this-fucking-fuck-hole-of-a-fucking-situation.
He paused.
This room is making me swear like Hidan... Not good, un...
He rubbed his fist against his head in an effort to draw out an idea.
From down the hall he heard Itschi curse,
"Foolish Little Deidara..."
The blondes eyes snapped open as a metaphorical lightbulb switched on above his head.
OF COURSE!
Itachi sighed as he paced in the room he now shared with Deidara.
He wasn't pleased with how the day was going.
Sasori had hd to be punished.
Hidan had mocked him.
Kakuzu had ignored him.
Tobi had annoyed him.
Kisame was now hogtied to the ceiling above him, glaring up a storm.
And on top of all that, Deidara was still missing.
No, nothing was going right.
Stupid Hidan... Stupid Sasori... Stupid everyone.
"Foolish Akatsuki"
There was only one thing worth thinking about.
This was that Deidara had been acting like the perfect boyfriend.
He gave him the space he desired, didn't talk unnecessarily, didn't get in his way, didn't ask for money, didn't argue...
In fact, Itachi was convinced that Deidara was doing it on purpose, just to please him.
On one hand, Itachi was flattered, on the other, he didn't realize that Deidara actually really, truly loved him like that...
Itachi sighed in what could have been joy or what could have been exasperation and irritation.
"Lucky me..."
"YOU DID WHAT NOW!"
Sasori stood gaping over Hidan.
The truth serum had worked briefly before Hidans immortalness had over ridden the effects, but in that time, the puppet master had extracted just the information he needed.
After convincing the priest that he had more ice cream, Sasor had lured Hidan into his room like the perfect pedophile.
5 minutes later and he sat roped to a chair with his hands behind his back.
Ever since he had let slip his secret to Sasori, Hidsn had been unable to stop laughing.
He was laughing so hard in fact, that tears were coming out his eyes.
"I know! It's fucking hilarious! It was awesome to begin with and then you made that bet with Blondie and now it's fucking perfect!"
Despitr himself, Sasori couldn't help but snigger.
He now understood the situation entirely.
And he had to admit, Hidan was a genius.
at the Emo Farm (VIllage Hidden in the Sound)
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Sassume sighed and walked towards the front door he didn't know they had.
No doubt Orochimaru had installed it just so he could use the doorbell he had bought a few weeks ago.
No that anyone used it.
Stupid snake man.
Whtever, it didn't matter anyway.
All that mattered was the stupid fool who was interrupting his training time.
He almost considered not answering it, lest it be Naruto trying to force him back to Konoha.
Honestly, I leave a clear message that I don't want to be in the village and he assumes I've been kidnapped...
But no, Naruto never knocked... He wasn't punctual enough, or smart enough...
For this reason alone, Sasuke decided it was safe to open the door.
He twisted the knob with one hand whist the other rubbed the back of hisneck in annoyance,
"who is it and what do you waAAAHHhH!"
The door was barely openEd before Sasuke was bowled over by a man with blonde hair.
Goddammit, Naruto became smart AND punctual?
He was about to yell in annoyance and atta k when he recognized the Akatsuki cloak.
Before Sasuke could even consider what to do, the man was off of him and racing down the stone hallway.
Wait, whaa...?
Sasuke was fairly confident he could beat anyone who came into the base (even if it DID belong to the powerful Sannin) so he was really only curious as to why the Akatsuki were trying to get in.
Any other day he would let them wander around for Kabuto to deal with.
Shaking his head to rid himself of his confusion, Sasuke jumped to his feet, slammed the door and chased after his enemy,
"wait! Stop! I just want to know why you ar- GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!"
The man in front of him had run to the very end of the hall and jumped into the last room on the right...
Which was Sasukes room...
Growling in extreme annoyance and agitation, Sasuke rounded the corner into his room and glared at what he expected to be a hardened criminal plotting to kill him.
An insidious plot, since most plots to kill him were quite insidious.
Instead he was faced with a sobbing Deidara whose clothes were torn and disheveled, indicating that he had run through an area if dense growth.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the man in front of him.
This day is more trouble than it's worth...
"what do you want?" he sighed, turning his head.
Whatever it was, it wouldn't be good.
"hide me please, your brother is trying to sleep with me, un!"
Whatever Sasuke expected, it wasn't that.
Kabuto later had to clean the floor of thall all blood puddle created after the young Uchihas fainted.
Okay so I have one, maybe two chapters to go after this.
Hope you enjoyed and you will soon know the secret!
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