~at ticket booth~
Kakuz: that will be $20.
Naruto: fine, here's the money.
Sakura: thanks for paying for my ticket.
Naruto: does this mean were on a date?
Sakura: *sighs* no Naruto.
~backstage~
Faith: *clapping* okay everyone we have a full house tonight so do your best out there!
Warior4: you have all been working well and tonight it will all pay off.
Tobi: Tobi's exicted!
Deidara: oh be quiet!
Sasori: this is going to be fun to watch.
Pein: let's just get this over with.
Faith and Warior4: *walk out onto stage*
Faith: good evening ladies and gentleman.
Warior4: tonight the Akatsuki will be putting on a play for you all to enjoy.
Faith: so sit back and enjoy our play.
Warior4 and Faith: *walk off stage and stand in front of it*
Faith: *points and curtains pull apart*
Sasori: *plays music*
Pein: *walks out of house and throws garbage away*
Konan: *walks onto stage* morning Bryan.
Pein: oh hi Kate monster.
Konan: how's life?
Pein: *sighs* disappointing.
Konan: oh what's the matter?
Pein: a catering company laid me off.
Konan: oh I'm sorry.
Pein: me too. I mean look at me! 10 years out of collage and I always thought…
Konan: what?
Pein: no it sounds stupid.
Konan: oh come on!
Sasori: *plays music*
Pein: *singing* when I was little I though I…
Konan: what?
Pein: *turns towards crowd* a big comedian on late night t .v.
Konan: *makes a face* oh.
Pein: and now I'm 32 and as you can see I'm not!
Konan: nope!
Pein: *throws hands up* oh well… it sucks to be me.
Konan: *shakes head* no…
Pein: it sucks to be broken, unemployed, and turning 33! *looks at Konan*
Pein: it sucks to be me. *walks up stairs* *stops singing*
Konan: you think your life sucks?
Pein:*going up stairs* oh I think so.
Konan: well your problems aren't so bad.
Sasori: *plays music*
Konan: *singing* I'm kind of pretty. *flips hair*
Konan: *smirks* and pretty dang smart.
Pein: *nodding head* you are. *walks down stairs*
Konan: *stops singing* thanks.
Konan: *singing* I like romantic things, like music and parks.
Konan: *looks at Pein* and as you know I have a gigantic butt, so I don't have a boyfriend. *turns away*
Konan: crap! *stomps foot* it sucks to be me!
Pein: *not singing* me too.
Konan: *still singing* it sucks to be me.
Pein: *singing* it sucks to be Ryan.
Konan: *throws hands up* it sucks to be Kate!
Pein and Konan: 8looking at audience*
Pein: to not have a job.
Konan: to not have a boyfriend.
Pein and Konan: it sucks to be me!
*Deidara and Tobi walk out*
Pein: *stops singing* hey, hey Nikki, Rod. Can you settle something for us
Pein: do you have a second?
Tobi: *nods head* certainly.
Konan: whose life sucks more, Ryan's or mine?
Deidara and Tobi: *point at each other* ours!!
Sasori: *starts music*
Deidara: *singing* we live together un.
Tobi: *singing* where closet people can get.
Deidara: *rolls eyes* we may be best of buddies un.
Tobi: since the first day we met!
Deidara: so he knows lot's of ways to make me really upset un!
Deidara: *turning towards Pein and Konan* he's an aggrivation un.
Deidara: *looking at Tobi* you do such things, like ironing your underwear un!
Tobi: *walks over to Pein and Konan* it sucks to be me!
Deidara: *walks over to Pein and Konan* no it sucks to be me un!
Konan: *singing* it sucks to be me.
Pein: *singing* it sucks to be me.
All 4: it sucks to be me, is there anybody here that doesn't suck more than it sucks to be me! *dancing around*
Itachi: *walks out of house*
Itachi: why are you all so happy? *dressed like a girl*
Everyone: *looks at Itachi*
Tobi: cause our lives suck.
Itachi: you think your lives suck? *walks down stairs*
Everyone: yeah.
Itachi: I'm hearing you correctly?
Itachi: *in middle of stage*
Sasori: *starts music*
Itachi: *singing* I was coming to this country for opportunity.
Itachi: try working in Chinese restraunt.
Itachi: but I am Japanese, with hard work I earn a lot.
Itachi: and now I'm okay but I have an unemployed husband. *walks over to Pein*
Itachi: *hits Pein* it sucks to be me!
Itachi: it sucks to be me.
Itachi: it sucks to be me.
Hidan: *walks in*
Everyone: *stops singing*
Pein: oh hey there.
Hidan: I'm sorry to bother you but I'm looking for a place to live.
Itachi: why are you all the way out here?
Hidan: *points* well I started over there but everything was out of my price range. *looking around*
Hidan: and this neighbor hood looks so nice.
Pein: *walking over to Hidan* you'll need to talk to Gary.
Pein: let me get him.
Hidan: oh thank you.
Pein: *yelling* yo Gary!!
Kisame: I'm coming, I'm coming. *walking over*
Hidan: oh my gosh your Gary Coleman!
Kisame: yes I am.
Sasori: *starts music*
Kisame: *singing* I was the cutest one on t .v.
Kisame: I made a billion dollars that my parents stole from me. My life was over when I hit puberty.
Kisame: but I'm here fixing the toilets on Avenue Q.
Everyone too Kisame: it sucks to be you.
Konan: you win.
Pein: I feel better now.
Kisame: go ahead, people stopping and you two asking *crosses arms* what you talking about Willas?
Everyone too Kisame: it sucks to be you.
Everyone: here on Avenue Q. here with our friends too. Our dreams come true we live on Avenue Q. with you we live on Avenue Q.
Tobi: you got to love it.
Everyone: we live on Avenue Q.
Kisame: *jingles keys* here's your keys.
Everyone: welcome to Avenue Q. *poses*
Sasori: *stops music*
Crowd: *clapping and yelling.*
~backstage~
Faith: that was amazing you guys.
Tobi: tobi did good!
Deidara: it was kind of fun un.
Itachi: yeah I guess.
Konan: I enjoyed it!
Warior4: that was amazing you guys!
Pein: we know.
Faith: well that's the end of the play. Tell me what you thought of it and keep those reviews coming. Oh and read my other stories and leave reviews on those too. Love you all.!!
