[A/N: SO like i said in What If? Life got in the way]

EmPOV
I decided to ask Jasper about fucking Alice after his Shower. I asked him while I was on the couch and all the Color drained his face.
"By the way, you forgot your underwear."
He nodded slowly.
"That's why you guys kept mentioning sex and plaid underwear?"
I nodded.
"Duh, were not that wierd."
He shugged.
"Why were you two in her room?"
I looked down.
"We were going to fuck cause in case you didn't notice I need it bad."
I gestured to my tightly stretched jeans. Jasper grimaced.
"I did notice. So why didn't you?"
I looked disgusted.
"Well duh! We didn't want to fuck where you two had fucked and cummed all over!"
I got up and ate my noodles I made.
RPOV
'I need to get ready! God I need sex so fucking bad! I can't believe Alice didn't tell me! The Ho Bag! I'll talk to her tonight'
I got in the shower and showered again. I got out and put on my highest heels my shortest skirt and lowest cut shirt. I may look like a skank but I need it bad and these are the clothes that will get me there. I took one of my birth control pills I got after fucking Royce forgot a fucking condom. You have to eat food so I made a turkey steak sandwich. It was so fucking good but it makes me fat. I did my hair in loose curls and gave myself a pouf. Not as big as Snookie's though that's just stupid like her. I put my makeup on carefully. My door was being knocked on so went to answer it. I almost fell in the process I have not walked my highest heels in a long time. I opened it. It was Alice.
"Oh fuck Ro Ho you need it bad."
"Unlike you."
I clapped a hand over my mouth but the damage was done. Alice went pale.
"How-How do you know?"
"Jasper forgot his underwear."
"Wait, how do you know?"
"Me and Emmett were going to fuck but ew, not after Jasper probably cummed everywhere."
"I was going to tell you but I got scared."
I smiled I'm glad she didn't yell at me for almost doing it in her room.
"Why? I would've been glad. I am glad! He obviously likes you!"
"I dunno. But I guess you already know. You promise you're not mad?"
I smiled.
"Promise."
"Good cause I need your straightner again."
"Why should I let you borrow it?"
"Because your boy toy got naked on my bed."
I looked down.
"He's not a boy toy, I love him."
I almost thought Alice didn't hear me but then there was a clatter of my $100 straightener. She yelled.
"What did you say? "
I looked down scared she would lecture me.
"Nothing."
"No you said the L word!"
She came into view straightener in hand.
"Fine. I LOVE him! I LOVE EMMETT McCARTY!"
Alice smiled and went back to the bathroom. My straightener was probably burning her hand. There was a knock on the door. It was Jasper.
"What do you want?"
"Do you really?"
"Do I really what?"
"Love my brother?"
I blushed. I forgot they lived next door.
"Why?"
"I need to know cause I'm his brother."
I sighed.
"Yes. I love your brother and I want to fuck him very badly."
He grimaced.
"Good."
I looked around. The brother in question was nowhere to be seen.
"Did he hear that?"
"No he left a little early to do the guest list for tonight.
I sighed in relief.
"Good. I didn't want him to know yet. He might think I'm desperate or something."
Jasper smiled.
"Okay. See you around."
"Hey Jasper? Don't tell him. I want too."
He nodded and left. I shut the door. Alice came out.
"Was Jasper here?"
"No."
I don't know why I said no. Oh well. We got ready and it was like 8:30. I hailed a cab with ease. I guess I really looked like a hooker cause some dude offered me money to go 'round back' with him. I kicked him in the balls. I can't wait till Emmett sees me. I need it so goddamn bad I ache. We better do it soon. We got to the club and the bouncer asked for names and let us in. Eyes followed us. I strutted as confident as ever. Alice followed just as confident. We went to the VIP door. The bouncer looked at me. Well more at my push upped exposed boobs. He didn't say anything and just let us in. I went to the bar and ordered two Panty Droppers and gave one to Alice.
"Not that you need it."
I smiled and she flipped me off. We went on the dance floor. I was dancing quite well with the drink in my hand and the foot high heels. A hand wrapped around my waist fingers coming down my skirt. I didn't know who it was so I stomped down hard. I heard a yell and a familiar swear.
"Oh fuck! I'm sorry Emmett! I'll take you to the couch!"
I helped him limp to the couch. I kissed him.
"I'm so sorry honey! Let me take a look I have basic first aid."
I gingerly took off his shoe. He winced and swore. His foot was swollen. I took off his sock. More swearing.
"Wait here. I'm going to go get something for you."
EmPOV
I am in so much fucking pain I can't stand it. I look down. I swear loudly. My foot is purple and huge. Rosalie broke my foot. Jasper came over.
"Fuck! What happened?"
"Rosalie broke my foot."
He started to laugh. I got angry.
"Shut up dick face! I'm in pain!"
He stopped laughing. I never swore at him like that. Ever.
"What did she do?"
"She stomped on me. Wait till you see her shoes. Her whole outfit too. God I just want to fuck her right here."
Jasper smiled.
"I know I saw it earlier when I was leaving. She was yelling so I went to go see. I have to admit, it did make me a little hard."
I glared at him.
"Whoa! I'm just saying! It's not like I want to fuck her but I am only a man!"
I nodded. Rosalie came back.
"Here drink this."
I took a huge sip. Big mistake. It burned all the way down.
"Fuck! What the hell was that?"
"Burbon. I gave it you to distract from the pain of your foot. It's what my dad did."
I cocked my head.
"He gave you burbon?"
She shook her head.
"No. For himself. I guess everything hurt all the time."
Her eyes drifted away in thought. Jasper raised his eyebrows. I know it's bad but all I could think at that moment was 'daddy issues, hot'. She shook her head and looked my foot.
"Yeah it's hospital time."
I shook my head but she pulled me up and supported me. This girl has got muscles. She turned to Jasper.
"Make sure Alice knows where I am."
We hobbled outside. Well it was easier because a bouncer helped us out of the club. Rosalie hailed a cab easily. We got to the hospital and all eyes went to Rosalie. She helped me to a seat and strutted to the front to sign in. I watched her the whole time. How she could walk amazed me. A man leaned over.
"Hey is that your bitch?"
I glared fiercely anger in my chest.
"No. She is my girlfriend who I love with all my heart."
The man moved away. I was shocked at myself. I can't believe I admitted out loud that I loved Rosalie. I hope she didn't hear me. I didn't want her to think I was desperate. She sat back down next to me. There were tears in her eyes.
"Are you okay?"
She sniffed.
"No! I broke my boyfriend's foot! All because I though he was a creep trying to molest me!"
Then all her tears came out. I rubbed her back. I couldn't help but notice that her boobs jiggled quite nicely from her sobbing.
'No stop it. She's sad you asshole.'
She calmed down after a bit and we sat holding hands and talking about movies until the nurse called us. Rose got me a wheelchair and wheeled me to the room. I got in the bed and Rose stood by the door. I patted the bed.
"Come lay with me."
Rosalie laid down curling into me. She was cold. Then again she always is. The doctor came in and Rose sat up. The doctor looked at my foot.
"Yeah, you need x-rays. I'll have a nurse come get you."
Rosalie stood up.
"Can I take him?"
"Are you a relative?"
"Yes. I'm his wife."
That shocked me that she would say that. It also touched me. The doctor nodded and Rosalie quick stepped out of her shoes and took me down to the x-ray place. The nurse touched my foot and then, black.
RPOV
I was waiting outside the x ray room when I heard a clatter and a shout. The nurse came out.
"Your husband has fainted. Come with me."
I followed her and helped her get Emmett on the table I kissed his forehead and went into the other room while he was getting x-rayed.

EmPOV
I awoke in a hospital room with extreme pain in my foot. It was dark. I saw a figure in a chair breathing evenly. Sleeping. I looked down. My foot had a white cast on it. I groaned. The figure sat up.
"Emmett? Honey are you okay?"
Rosalie? Why was she here? How late was it? Did she sleep here?
I looked at my phone that was on the table. It was 3:45.
Rosalie's hair was tickling my face.
"Emmett? Do you feel okay? Do you need anything?"
She was bending over and still wearing that shirt. I looked down luckily Hospital gowns hide boners well.
"Rosalie? Did you sleep here?"
She nodded.
"Why?"
"I feel so bad that I broke your foot."
I waved my hand. Ow. I looked at my arm. There was fucking IV in my arm. She sat on the bed. She kissed my forehead. Her breasts in my face. The monitor began to beep and nurses came in. Rosalie jumped off the bed. Terror in her eyes.
"Sir? Are you okay? Your heart sped up rapidly."
I blushed as Rosalie grinned.

Great. Rosalie's boobs made my heart race. Well I mean there a good reason for that too.

The nurses gave me more morphine and left. Rosalie sat back down and started to laugh.
"So I make your heart race? Cool."
I grinned.
"Oh yeah? Watch this."
I took the finger thing off and put it on her finger before it even noticed. She looked confused. I raises my eye brows then without thinking I put my hands on her chest and, to be blunt, squeezed. She gasped and moaned. The heart monitor beeped loudly as her heart went faster. The nurse didn't come in yet, so step it up and plus those nurses were fun to tease, I kissed Rosalie deeply. So deeply, I could barely hear her moan. I didn't even notice when the nurse came in. All I could smell, hear and taste was me and Rosalie. The nurse cleared her throat. I looked over and saw the nurse. Her tongue clicked and I realized my hands were still on Rose's chest. I cleared my throat. The nurse rolled her eyes.
"If you two can't keep it under control your wife can't be in here."
I smiled.
"Yes ma'am."
The nurse left muttering how her shift was almost over.
"See your boobs made your heart race too."
Rosalie smiled and rolled her eyes.
"Your turn."
She put it on my finger. I waited but she just went over and shut the door, and sat down in her chair. I waited. Then I heard what she was waiting for; The shift change. you could tell because you could hear the old nurse complaining to the new one. As soon as the old nurse's voice faded, Rosalie hopped on the bed and kissed my neck.
"That's it?"
She shook her head then clambered on top straddling me. Shit. Her nimble fingers started to pull down gown. It was down to my belly button and she began to kiss and lick my chest. Her fingers moving lower. I moaned when she got tantalizingly close to my dick. My heart began to go faster but it wasn't until she began to grind to music in her head that it began to beep. The heart monitor that is. I practically cummed all over her. I moaned and she giggled as she began to kiss me her tongue roaming everywhere. The heart monitor beeped loudly. The nurse came in. She whistled. Rosalie looked over. She had her hands on hips.
"Now the other nurse is a bitch I won't lie, but it's unsanitary to have sex in the hospital."
I nodded.
"We weren't having sex we just like to tease that nurse. By making her run in here."
The nurse smiled and laughed
"Oh. Okay."
The nurse left and Rose looked at me. Her eyebrow raised.
"Well that nurse seemed nice. I don't want to do that too her."
Rosalie sighed.
"Okay. Since your injured I'll listen to you."
Then Rosalie rolled my gown down a little more and licked right above my dick. Then she hopped off turned the light off and fell asleep. Damn.

[A/N:I Know this chapter is wierd but i wrote in on the way home from the Adirondacks with3 hours of sleep so i thought it was funny]