Love Drunk
Chapter 8
Shocking
I do not own Bleach or any of the characters. However I do own Urysane and Izugiku.
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Night
Uryu is walking over to Chad's house.
When he gets there he knocks on the door.
"Be right there!"
Chad opens the door.
"Oh hey Uryu."
"Hi Uryu."
Uryu looks to see who else is there. He sees Tatsuki standing behind Chad, wearing only Chad's shirt. Uryu starts to babble like an idiot, and then faints. (He also breaks his glasses.)
"Uryu? Uryu? Uryu wake up."
"Huh? Where am I?"
"You're at my house."
"I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that Tatsuki was here and wearing one of your shirts and that was it."
"Here Uryu drink this." Tatsuki says, still only wearing Chad's shirts.
"Uhhh…"
"Oh no he's out cold again."
"Uryu? Uryu? Uryu! Uryu! Wake up you idiot!" Chad yells as he slaps Uryu's face.
"Huh?"
"Hey you're awake again." Tatsuki says.
"Uhhh…" Uryu faints again again.
WHAM
Chad bitch slaps Uryu on the head.
"WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
"Because you kept fainting when you saw Tatsuki."
"Tatsuki's here? Uhh…"
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
"I'm just messing with you. Sorry about fainting, I was just extremely surprised to see Tatsuki in one of your shirts Chad. By the way were you two…"
"Yeah."
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? NO ONE EVEN KNOWS THAT YOU TWO ARE DATING, LET ALONE HAVING SEX!"
"Yeah we probably should have told everyone baby."
"Yeah. How about we tell them tomorrow at school?"
"Ok. Uryu don't tell anyone about what you saw tonight. If you faint tomorrow when we kiss, I am gonna hurt you so badly that you won't be able to hold a bow for a year!"
"Don't worry I won't. And how did you know I am a Quincy?"
"DUH! I am dating Chad! I know you're a Quincy, Ichigo and Rukia are Shinigami, Orihime has special powers, and those people who keep coming every now and then are really Shinigami as well. Oh I also know that Keigo can see people in soul reaper form. But he thinks that they're shooting a TV show. I also know that Chad has powers too."
"CHAD! YOU TOLD HER EVERYTHING?
"Yeah."
"WHY THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU TELL HER?"
"Because she's my girlfriend and we promised each other not to keep secrets from one another. And what about you Uryu? Why haven't you told anyone that you're dating Isane?"
"How do you know about that?"
"I caught you two kissing when we were in the soul society."
"Uhhhh… Don't tell anyone about her. She is coming here tomorrow. I will tell everyone then."
The Next Day at School
"IIIIICCCCHHHHIIIIGGGOOOO!"
"Hey Keigo." Ichigo says as he knocks Keigo down on the floor.
"What are you doing on the floor Mr. Asano? You're likely to get stepped on." Mizuiro says as he steps on Keigo's back.
"Nevermind about that. But would you please stop being so formal?"
(A/N: Sorry I felt the need to steel those two lines from the TV show.)
Then Chad and Tatsuki walk in. Chad has his arm around Tatsuki's waist.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Ichigo says.
Keigo looks over and sees Chad with his arm around Tatsuki's waist.
"WHAT! Why does Chad have his arm around you Tatsuki?"
"This why." Tatsuki says as she wraps her arms around Chad's neck and kisses him on the lips.
Ichigo's mouth drops wide open, and Keigo faints. Chizuru walks in, sees Chad and Tatsuki kissing, and she faints too. Then Uryu walks in, sees Chad and Tatsuki kissing and faints again again again again.
"URYU ISHIDA! I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT IF YOU FAINTED TODAY I WOULD HURT YOU SO BADLY THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HOLD A BOW FOR A YEAR!"
"Huh? Ah shit."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" Ichigo yells.
"Tatsuki and I are dating."
"Oh I'm so happy for you two." Orihime says.
"Looks like she's forgotten all about me."
"Not so fast Uryu!"
"Uh-oh."
Tatsuki kicks Uryu in the balls.
"Ooh ouch." Uryu says right before he faints from the pain.
Lunch Time
Everyone is talking, enjoying themselves, Orihime and Ichigo, Renji and Rukia, Toshiro and Momo, and Tatsuki and Chad are all making out, when two figures appear out of nowhere.
"Rangiku baby are you alright?"
"Izuru! What do you mean am I alright?"
"I heard that you were raped by Gin."
"Oh yeah, but I'm much better now that you're here."
Then Rangiku and Izuru kiss like there is no tomorrow.
"Hey sweetie!"
"Hey honey."
Isane walks over to Uryu and they kiss.
Rukia, Renji, Rangiku, Izuru, Momo, Toshiro, Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Ichigo all faint.
"WHAT THE HELL URYU?" Ichigo yells.
"WHAT?"
"YOU'RE DATING A SHINIGAMI?"
"Yeah so what?"
"So I thought that Shinigami were your enemy."
"No just Kurosuchi."
"Why is Kurosuchi your only Shinigami enemy?"
"He killed my grandfather! DUH!"
"Oh yeah. Sorry about that. Ouch that hurt!"
Uryu punched Ichigo in the face.
"Yeah well you deserved it."
"Hey Uryu how are you gonna tell your dad that you're dating a Shinigami?"
"I haven't figured that part out yet."
"Well you better figure it out soon. Because I'm guessing that Isane is gonna need a place to stay."
That Night
"Umm dad may I talk to you?"
"Yes what is it Uryu?"
"Umm I'm dating someone and she needs a place to stay, so I was wondering if she could stay here with us."
"Bring her in."
"Come on in Isane."
"Hello sir."
"URYU ISHIDA!"
"Yes father?"
"YOU NEGLECTED TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE DATING A SHINIGAMI!"
"Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry." Uryu says in a way that sounds like he didn't tell him on purpose.
"URYU ISHIDA!"
"Yes?"
"I am very disappointed in you. You have shamed the Quincy name."
"Dad come on we're in love. Can't you make an exception just this once?"
"Fine I suppose she can stay here."
"Yes! Thank you father."
"Whatever."
I am an evil, mean, and psychotic genius.
Wow praise me this is my longest chapter yet. :)-
Here since I am in such a good mood I will give you a preview of the next chapter.
"24 Menos Grande?"
"HOLY FUCKING HELL!"
So all 10 Shinigami plus Chad and Uryu all go out to fight the 24 Menos Grande.
Meanwhile Kon is back in Ichigo's body and decides to have a little fun with Orihime. (She was downstairs when Ichigo left. So he told Kon to keep her safe.) But Ichigo comes back early and sees Kon trying to get a naked Orihime in bed. (What a pervert.)
Review or the Shinigami lose to the 24 menos grande.
