Dickhead Crypteks

Chapter 1(DC)

Governor-Militant Montgomery Steele of the Imperium of Man stood stoically in the forest clearing between the two front lines, under a flag of truce.

Across from him stood Necron Lord "Ramses the Reasonable", with a small retinue of Necron attendants, all silent and still.

"What are your terms of peace?" Governor-Militant Steele asked sternly but politely, getting straight to the point.

The Necron Lord looked at him with green robotic eyes, pausing before he spoke. Millions of lives rested on what was said at this meeting of these two great leaders, and the Necron Lord seemed to be deciding his opening words with great care. Governor-Militant Steele tensed, awaiting the words of this xenos robot.

Necron Lord Ramses the Reasonable seemed about to speak, and from his robotic mouth came... a fart noise!

Ramses the Reasonable clapped a metal hand over his mouth in shock for a second, and then tried again.

More fart noises protruded from the speakers in Ramses mouth, extremely loud and rude sounding farts!