Alya:

There's nothing like summer in the city

Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty

There's trouble in the air, you can smell it

And Marinette's by herself. I'll let her tell it

Marinette:

I hadn't slept in a week

I was weak, I was awake

You never seen a baker's daughter

More in need of a break

Longing for Felix

Missing my husband

That's when the leather clad hero walked into my life, he said:

ChatNoir:

I know you are a lady of honor

I'm so sorry to bother you at home

But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone…

Marinette:

He said:

ChatNoir:

My father's doin' me wrong

Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me...

Suddenly he's up and gone

I don't have the means to go on

Marinette:

So I offered him my number, He offered to walk me home, he said

ChatNoir:

You're too kind, Mari

Marinette:

I gave him some pastries that I had baked that day

He lived a block away, he said:

ChatNoir:

This one's mine, Mari

Marinette:

Then he said, "well, I should head upstairs,"

I turned red, he led me to my bed

Let my legs spread and he said:

ChatNoir:

Okay?

Marinette :

Hey…

ChatNoir:

Hey…

Marinette:

That's when I began to pray:

Tikki, show me how to

Say no to this

I don't know how to

Say no to this

But Tikki, he looks so helpless

And my body's saying, "hell, yes"

ChatNoir:

Whoa...

Marinette:

Nooo, show me how to

Marinette/Ensemble:

Say no to this

Marinette:

I don't know how to

Marinette/Ensemble:

Say no to this

Marinette:

In my mind, I'm tryin' to go

Ensemble:

Go! Go! Go!

Marinette:

Then his mouth is on mine, and I don't say…

Ensemble:

No! No!

Say no to this!

No! No!

Say no to this!

No! No!

Say no to this!

No! No!

Say no to this!

Marinette:

I wish I could say that was the last time

I said that last time. It became a pastime

A month into this endeavor I received a letter

From a Paris' beloved bug, even better, it said:

Ladybug:

Dear Mari, I hope this letter finds you in good health

And in a prosperous enough position to put your family

In the path of villains like Papillon: down on their luck

You see, that was my partner who you decided to

Marinette:

Fuuuu

Ladybug:

Uh-oh! You made the wrong kitty your lover

So time to pay the price for the pants you unbuckled

And hey, you can keep seein' my pussycat partner

If the price is right: if not I'm telling your husband

Marinette:

I hid the letter and he raced to my place

Screamed "How could you?!" in his face

He said:

ChatNoir:

No, Mari!

Marinette:

Half dressed, apologetic. A mess, he looked

Pathetic, he cried:

ChatNoir:

Please don't go, Mari!

Marinette:

So was your whole story a setup?

ChatNoir:

I don't know about any letter!

Marinette:

Stop crying Goddamnit, get up!

ChatNoir:

I didn't know any better

Marinette:

I am ruined...

ChatNoir:

Please don't leave me with her helpless

Marinette:

I am helpless—how could I do this?

ChatNoir:

Just give her what she wants and you can have me

Marinette:

I don't want you

ChatNoir:

Whatever you want

Marinette:

I don't want you

ChatNoir:

If you pay

You can stay

Marinette:

I don't...

.Tikki, show me how to

Say no to this

Ensemble:

Say no to this!

ChatNoir:

Tonight

Marinette:

I don't know how to

Say no to this

Ensemble:

Say no to this!

Marinette:

Cuz the situation's helpless

ChatNoir:

Helpless

Marinette:

And my body's screaming,

"Hell, yes"

ChatNoir:

Whoa!

Marinette:

No, show me how to

Say no to this

Ensemble:

Say no to this!

ChatNoir:

How can you

Marinette:

How can I

ChatNoir:

Say no to this?

Marinette:

Say no to this?

Ensemble:

Say no to this!

ChatNoir:

There is nowhere I can go

Ensemble:

Go! Go! Go!

Marinette:

When his body's on mine

I do not say…

Marinette:

Yes

ChatNoir:

Yes!

Ensemble:

Say no to this! No!

Marinette:

Yes

ChatNoir:

Yes!

Ensemble:

Say no to this! No!

Marinette:

Yes

ChatNoir:

Yes!

Ensemble:

Say no to this! No!

Marinette:

Yes

ChatNoir:

Yes!

Ensemble:

Say no to this!

Marinette:

Say no to this…

ChatNoir:

Don't say no to this

Marinette:

I don't say no to this

There is nowhere I can go.

Ensemble:

Go go go...

Ladybug:

So?

Marinette:

Nobody needs to know