Alya:
There's nothing like summer in the city
Someone under stress meets someone looking pretty
There's trouble in the air, you can smell it
And Marinette's by herself. I'll let her tell it
Marinette:
I hadn't slept in a week
I was weak, I was awake
You never seen a baker's daughter
More in need of a break
Longing for Felix
Missing my husband
That's when the leather clad hero walked into my life, he said:
ChatNoir:
I know you are a lady of honor
I'm so sorry to bother you at home
But I don't know where to go, and I came here all alone…
Marinette:
He said:
ChatNoir:
My father's doin' me wrong
Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me...
Suddenly he's up and gone
I don't have the means to go on
Marinette:
So I offered him my number, He offered to walk me home, he said
ChatNoir:
You're too kind, Mari
Marinette:
I gave him some pastries that I had baked that day
He lived a block away, he said:
ChatNoir:
This one's mine, Mari
Marinette:
Then he said, "well, I should head upstairs,"
I turned red, he led me to my bed
Let my legs spread and he said:
ChatNoir:
Okay?
Marinette :
Hey…
ChatNoir:
Hey…
Marinette:
That's when I began to pray:
Tikki, show me how to
Say no to this
I don't know how to
Say no to this
But Tikki, he looks so helpless
And my body's saying, "hell, yes"
ChatNoir:
Whoa...
Marinette:
Nooo, show me how to
Marinette/Ensemble:
Say no to this
Marinette:
I don't know how to
Marinette/Ensemble:
Say no to this
Marinette:
In my mind, I'm tryin' to go
Ensemble:
Go! Go! Go!
Marinette:
Then his mouth is on mine, and I don't say…
Ensemble:
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
Marinette:
I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time. It became a pastime
A month into this endeavor I received a letter
From a Paris' beloved bug, even better, it said:
Ladybug:
Dear Mari, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put your family
In the path of villains like Papillon: down on their luck
You see, that was my partner who you decided to
Marinette:
Fuuuu
Ladybug:
Uh-oh! You made the wrong kitty your lover
So time to pay the price for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my pussycat partner
If the price is right: if not I'm telling your husband
Marinette:
I hid the letter and he raced to my place
Screamed "How could you?!" in his face
He said:
ChatNoir:
No, Mari!
Marinette:
Half dressed, apologetic. A mess, he looked
Pathetic, he cried:
ChatNoir:
Please don't go, Mari!
Marinette:
So was your whole story a setup?
ChatNoir:
I don't know about any letter!
Marinette:
Stop crying Goddamnit, get up!
ChatNoir:
I didn't know any better
Marinette:
I am ruined...
ChatNoir:
Please don't leave me with her helpless
Marinette:
I am helpless—how could I do this?
ChatNoir:
Just give her what she wants and you can have me
Marinette:
I don't want you
ChatNoir:
Whatever you want
Marinette:
I don't want you
ChatNoir:
If you pay
You can stay
Marinette:
I don't...
.Tikki, show me how to
Say no to this
Ensemble:
Say no to this!
ChatNoir:
Tonight
Marinette:
I don't know how to
Say no to this
Ensemble:
Say no to this!
Marinette:
Cuz the situation's helpless
ChatNoir:
Helpless
Marinette:
And my body's screaming,
"Hell, yes"
ChatNoir:
Whoa!
Marinette:
No, show me how to
Say no to this
Ensemble:
Say no to this!
ChatNoir:
How can you
Marinette:
How can I
ChatNoir:
Say no to this?
Marinette:
Say no to this?
Ensemble:
Say no to this!
ChatNoir:
There is nowhere I can go
Ensemble:
Go! Go! Go!
Marinette:
When his body's on mine
I do not say…
Marinette:
Yes
ChatNoir:
Yes!
Ensemble:
Say no to this! No!
Marinette:
Yes
ChatNoir:
Yes!
Ensemble:
Say no to this! No!
Marinette:
Yes
ChatNoir:
Yes!
Ensemble:
Say no to this! No!
Marinette:
Yes
ChatNoir:
Yes!
Ensemble:
Say no to this!
Marinette:
Say no to this…
ChatNoir:
Don't say no to this
Marinette:
I don't say no to this
There is nowhere I can go.
Ensemble:
Go go go...
Ladybug:
So?
Marinette:
Nobody needs to know
