Oda-sensei owns One Piece.

Bikki: Wow, how romantic and intense!

Zoro: …could I ever do something like that?

Bikki: If Oda-sensei wants you to; you would.

Chapter Eight: Mistakes…

Hibiki came over that night after the little romantic moment. She was loud as ever, and seemed quite excited. The Naruto-obsessed girl must have sensed the aura of the two moron roommates.

"HIYA!" She yelled when Bikki opened the door. There was a silence between the two. "What? Did I do something?"

"Why are you so loud?" Bikki asked. She had a look of sleep on her face. Hibiki smiled and put her shoulder on Bikki.

"Ah, my young grasshopper, you have learned the ways of the lazy." She inserted as she slipped past the sleepy one and meandered over to the couch. Only half of it was occupied by Zoro. He was sitting there…dozing off into a sleep…again. Hibiki slapped him on the back and he woke up more.

"Wha…"

"Hey, what's with you two tonight? I thought you'd want to go somewhere with me…but you're like…sleeping…again. I called you this afternoon and you guys were sleeping…what…are you cats now?" She asked, looking concerned and irritated at the same time. Bikki meowed to make fun of Hibiki. She giggled at her meow and sat on the couch between Zoro and Hibiki.

"Remember how we'd say meor and stuff…" Bikki brought up the old subject of stupidity. Hibiki nodded super fast like a little kid.

"Yeah, and meov and meom!"

"You always came up with the more retarded ones…what cat says meov?"

The childhood friends laughed at the thought and Zoro just…fell back to sleep. He dreamt he turned into a panther and prowled the jungle. And he also dreamt that … Hibiki was a penguin and Bikki was a panther too. During this dream, Bikki and Hibiki were poking him in the face and whatnot as he growled in his sleep.

"What do you think he's dreaming about?" Hibiki asked. Bikki shrugged.

"Maybe being home and telling Sanji all about how he met fabulous women and how he was the one who got to meet them. I dunno, since Sanji's not here he has no one to argue with."

"…He argues with you a lot. Didn't you two break some guy's chandelier?" Hibiki asked.

"How'd you…"

Zoro jolted out of his sleep and flew off the couch like a wild child. XD They stared.

"Da hell…"

"Oi, Zoro…wake up!" Bikki said as she nudged him with her sock adorned foot. He woke up.

"Eh…"

"What the hell were you dreaming about that you had to fly out of your seat? You maniac."

"…I was a panther."

Hibiki and Bikki took the time to look at one another. They howled with laughter.

This kind of behavior went on and they three of them ended up sleeping in the living room in a pile of fools. Sadly, Hibiki was drooling on Zoro's head. XD As they slept peacefully, Ryuunosuke was watching from his shadows. He appeared out of them wearing a black hooded cloak and his pale skin and green eyes were accented to pop out like 3-D. He lifted his hands in the air as if to cast some kind of spell. He planned on sending Zoro back to the One Piece universe…so he did…but Bikki and Hibiki went with him. Ryuu's jaw dropped when both girls vanished.

"AIYA!"

A man about a couple inches taller than my lovely smexy Zoro, and about the age of Nico Robin stepped out of the shadows with a young girl at his side. They too were clad in black and they're eyes were of neon green and skin the color of milk. These two were Ryuu's siblings. Nobuhiro was the older brother and Arisa was the younger sister.

"You idiot!" Nobuhiro yelled. He whacked Ryuu in the back of the head. Arisa just stood there in silence by her older sib's side.

"Have you no sense!" Arisa snapped. Ryuu shrugged.

"All I have to do now is to get Bikki and go back home."

"It would have been easier if you just transported the guy and taken her." Arisa pointed out. Nobuhiro shook his head in shame.

"If only my father wasn't killed by your idiot father, we wouldn't be in this mess!" He said irritably. Arisa and Ryuu glared at their older half brother.

"Who said our father killed your father!?" Arisa yelled. Ryuu only heard the idiot part.

"Who said our father was an idiot?!" He snapped. Nobuhiro shrugged. He detested his step father with a passion. No man did he hate more.

"Whatever… put that aside for another day." Nobuhiro said, becoming slightly uneasy. He pulled his hood down and sat on the couch. "So are we going to get the girl or not?"

"Oh…well we gotta get her dress ready don't we?" Arisa inserted. Ryuu appeared out of Bikki's bedroom and had a dress in his hands.

"We'll just take this dress and do some things…and we'll have the perfect wedding dress."

"For once you have a pretty good idea." Arisa said surprised. Nobuhiro just continued to sit comfortably. He didn't want to be bothered with this wedding. He was not going to be tossed to the side like a used napkin. Maybe he should get married to someone. But did it really count? He was the oldest son. Then again he wasn't blood related to them, only half. He wasn't sure, hell…his whole family wasn't sure. That was the reason why Ryuunosuke was the one getting married. And besides, they wouldn't have to take care of him and his reckless idiocy once he's married off to some girl.

"Are you coming Nobu-kun?" Arisa asked. Nobuhiro snapped out of his reverie and the three siblings transported themselves to the One Piece Universe.

Meanwhile

Sanji-kun was in the galley cooking up a good lunch and humming a Luther Vandross love song to himself when suddenly, he felt the presence of three other beings in the room. He turned around slowly and saw three people slumped on the table. He tilted his head like a confused puppy and realized that the man on the bottom was not only marimo-kun, but marimo kun with a freakin' goatee.

"OI! STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY STYLE!" Sanji yelled. Zoro jumped up and the two girls fell off the table. Sanji gasped and went to the Puerto Rican one first then switched over to the pigtailed black girl. Zoro rubbed at his eyes like a little boy. Hibiki growled as she sat up.

"Da hell is with the all the yelling!" Hibiki snarled. Sanji wiggled over to her.

"Oh, I'm sorry for disturbing your beauty sleep!" He whined. Hibiki looked at him. She smiled.

"It's okay Sanji-kun," She said. Sanji looked at her amazed. Zoro stood up.

"How'd we get here…" Zoro asked no one in particular. Bikki stood up along side him. Sanji's eyes widened excitedly.

He got irritated by how he wasn't the one who randomly disappeared and then reappeared almost 4 months later with two lovely ladies. The blond one eyed Zoro and got in his face.

"Teme…" He mumbled darkly, and he whisked away and went back to cooking. He didn't have any time to fool around with marimo-kun. With his back to Zoro, Sanji began to question him. "So…what happened when you…vanished?"

"…It's a pretty long story…" Zoro said. Bikki nodded; she was speechless. She really was in the One Piece universe. "But I'm back now…so no need to worry."

"You're so full of yourself! What about these nice young ladies, that YOU DIDN'T INTRODUCE!" Sanji yelled. He turned around, smoke fuming from his nostrils like a chimney. Zoro sweatdropped.

"Well, this is Bikki…" He said blandly as he pointed to the girl beside him. She waved to Sanji in a zombie like way. Hibiki was sniffing at the food cooking on the stove. "And, that's her friend, Hibiki. She's…uh…"

"Sanji-kun, we come from another universe…that's where Zoro-kun was transported. I don't know how or why we got transported back here. But it's really cool. Because I love One Piece!" Bikki explained cheerfully. Sanji raised a swirly brow.

"You love One Piece? How can you love it…you've never put your hands on it!"

"What are you talking about Sanji!" Hibiki blathered. Zoro stopped both girls from ranting on about something Sanji didn't understand.

"…in the 'real' world, our universe is a cartoon to them." Zoro said. Sanji made a face.

"I think all of that drinking has caught up to your brain…" Sanji commented.

Suddenly, as Bikki and Hibiki sat at the table to get out of the way, Zoro and Sanji started fighting quite intensely.