A/N: Sorry for the horrendously long wait, y'all. I haven't been able
to update this in a LOOOOOOOONNNGGG time...
Anyway, special thanks to reveiwers of the last chapter, now let it begin!
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Pit and Dark Pit stood on the sandy beach, staring curiously at Antartica, the extremely cold continent that somehow managed to crash-land just two feet off of the island's shore.
"Wow... so... should we explore Antartica?" Pit wondered aloud.
Dark Pit shrugged. "IDK..."
"LOL!" Pit replied.
"IKR!?"
"Nope, LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDINIW!"
"CAN YOU TWO STOP SPEAKING IN TXT LANGUAGE AND EXPLORE THE FREAKIN'
CONTINENT?" Loki shouted angrily, appearing out of an oversized
donut box.
The two angels glared at Loki, not because he shouted at them, but
because he was standing in their favorite donut box. After several
minutes of intense glaring, they shrugged and flew into the main
entrance of Antartica, forgetting that they couldn't fly.
"Um... Pitoo? We can't fly..." Pit pointed out.
Dark Pit looked down and finally noticed that they were flying. "Hey,
you're right! How did- AAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" he screamed as he
crashed down into the freezing wonder of Antartica.
"Ouch..." he groaned. Pit rode down on a mutated chipmunk.
"RRRRAAAAARRRGGHHH!" the chipmunk rargh'ed, before doing the Gangnam.
Pit stared at the creature, before quickly hopping off of it. "That
thing's creepy..."
"Ar har har har har!" Mr. Krabs laughed, jumping down where the angel
twins were.
"Ahoy there, boys! Care to help me find me cash register?" he asked.
Dark Pit blinked. "Um... how about 'no'? We've got enough things to do
as it is."
In response, Krabs angrily roared and beat the Dark Pit with an
electric keyboard.
After a few more hours of beating angels senseless, they embarked on
an EPIC journey in search of the cash register. They traveled through
Antartica, rode camels through ice caves, ate fireworks on top of
icecaps, and killed a couple of Nyan Cats. It wasn't long before they
finally-
"FOUND THE CASH REGISTER!" Pit shouted.
Dude, you just interrupted me.
"Oh, sorry."
Good. Anyway, it wasn't long until they foun the cash r-
"-EGISTER!" Pit interrupted once again.
SIGH... Pit, shut up for a second. Yeah, they found the stupid cash register.
"Well sheesh, if that's what you've been tryin' to say this whole
time, why didn't you-"
PIT, SHAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAPPPPP!
Pit sighed and instead walked over to the cash register, opened it, and...
"WAW! LOOOOOOK UT DIS HUMAZIN' PEICE O'JUNK!" Dark Pit randomly
shouted, holding a hamazing peice of junk.
"Gimme dat." Krabs said, grabbing said peice of junk and eating it.
Unfortunately, the peice of junk was actually a bomb, and Krabs
exploded, revealing him to really be...
"...Jack Sparrow?" Pit asked.
"That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, mate." the pirate replied. Suddenly, all
of Antartica transformed and shrank down into the Black Pearl, afloat
on the pacific ocean.
"Whoa..." Pit and Dark Pit whoa'd in unison. Jack rolled his eyes and
aimed a pistol at them.
"HEY, WOT'S THE BIG IDEA?" Pit shouted in a stupidly lame Australian accent.
Jack grinned evilly. "Isn't it obvious, mate? You two are now
prisoners amongst the crew of the Black Pearl, savvy?"
A/N: Woot! Lame cliffhanger! Sorry this chapter was kinda short, I'm
in a bit of a rush.
R&R, everyone!
