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Keiichi was heading to his beemer as quietly as possible. Each shadow made him more wary, each sound of wood creaking made him jump a little bit. True, a part of him liked the attention from the goddesses, but everyone needed some time to themselves.

Just as he reached the garage door, a young voice cheerfully called out, "Hey, Keiichi! Whatcha doing?"

Keiichi tensed up for a moment before he let his shoulders shrug. With the best smile he could manage, he looked back and answered, "Just was going out to ride my beemer, Skuld."

Skuld was trying her best to pose cute. She currently was wearing a red short sleeve shirt that had the first Star Trek TV series' logo for the engineering department and black shorts.

"Can I come along? We can go have some ice cream at the park?" Skuld asked as she looked down at the floor and used a foot to draw little circles on the floor.

Keiichi shook his head before he said, "No, I kinda want to just ride around by myself for a little bit, just to see how the engine still is doing after the upgrades we did together the other day. Besides, we went out for ice cream when we were done with the Beemer."

Skuld pouted for a moment before she muttered in a slightly whiny tone, "Fff-fine, but let's do something together when you get back,alright?"

Keiichi chuckled for a moment before he said, "We'll see…"

He turned around and entered the garage. After he closed the door, Skuld heard someone laugh.

As she turned around, Skuld angrily said, "What's so funny, Urd?"

"That you think you stand a chance at trying to win him like that. He's not lusting after lolis. He sees you as something like a younger sister, but he doesn't have that fetish either. So save yourself the heartbreak, kid," Urd explained as she leaned against the wall.

Before Skuld could respond, Belldandy appeared and said, "Skuld, I have to speak with Urd about what she just said to you. Could you please leave us for a few minutes?"

"Sure, big sis," Skuld replied with a smirk before she left.

"What? Did I go too far?" Urd asked as she looked Belldandy in the eyes with.

"She's our sister," Belldandy answered.

"Yeah, but since loverboy is a one-woman man, all she has in store for her if she continues is heartbreak. I'm just trying to stop her from hating him for the rest of his life," Urd explained as she stood up. "Besides, I think you're just worried that I can win his heart if I really tried to."

"He's my client, Urd. And don't try to change the topic!" Belldandy quickly said, getting flustered a little bit.

"Fine… Let's get back to talking about Skuld. I think we can probably get Keiichi to accept Skuld's love in time, but we'd need to get him to try for the harem ending with all of us for there to be an opening in the first place," Urd replied with a playful smile, taking a step towards Belldandy, making the latter take a step back.

"That's not what I was talking about at all!" Belldandy said, getting more flustered. A thought hit her. "Urd, are you… Are you worried that you might be alone if-"

Belldandy paused when Urd's playful smile turned into a glare. Belldandy glared back as she said, "Urd, You will find someone just for you. You just have to-"

"Four hundred years of relationships, all ending with them dumping me the moment their dreams were in reach. Keiichi's the first guy who is willing to stand up against Kami-Sama for all three of us. Hell, all three of us are in love with the lug!" Urd said getting more tense as she spoke. Then Urd's body language quickly changed, worrying Belldandy. She got on her knees and begged, "Why not just give the harem ending a shot? I know we can get him to try it! We just have to work together!"

Taking another step back, Belldandy said, "I… I need time to think about it."

As Belldandy walked away to compose herself, Urd thought, 'And if we all marry Keiichi, I can probably use that as a reason to stay here, should Hild or Mara somehow get me to become a full demon… Doesn't hurt that we all really do love Keiichi.'

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In her room, Skuld was currently trying to think up a new invention to surprise Keiichi with.

'Stupid Urd. If we were similar physical ages, I know I'd win Keiichi's heart!' Skuld thought with an angry frown. Then the anger turned into depression as her thoughts became, 'But then I'd have to compete with Big Sis. I'd lose against her if we were around the same physical age…'

Then a new idea hit her, making her grin. As she began to cobble together something that looked like a raygun, Skuld thought, 'But if Keiichi were around 12 years old, then Urd and Big Sis wouldn't go after him! Only I could!'

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Notes from HotelKatz : This chapter was from Deathmvp's question, 'What if all three of the Norns fell in love with Keiichi? As in like a harem situation?'

True, all three are seemingly competing against each other in what I've written, but all three goddesses are very possessive in canon. The only one who is even slightly trying for the harem ending in this chapter is Urd.

Another thing I'll admit is that the final scene at the end is something that I once tried to plan on its own long ago. In that one, Skuld wasn't after Keiichi and the de-aging thing was actually an accident. Skuld decides to lengthen Keiichi's life as a present to Belldandy… only to make his body around 12 years old or so. He'd still have his adult mind, though. That was where my planning for it stopped. Imagine Hild learning that Keiichi's body was de-aged. she'd have plenty of fun mocking Belldandy about it.