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Chapter 8:
{Sawada's Residence}
Tsunahime was trying to enjoy a nice soothing bath but was still feeling unpleasant about the recent events of both her crush and one of her close (maybe best) friends asked her out at the same time. Normally if any mongrels tried to show their stupid lustful behaviour towards her, she would straight down reject them in her coldest tone yet or kicked them in their family jewel. However, this time, it was both her friends who one is her long-time crush while is her recent loyal friend who could rivals Hana's protective towards the people around them.
It was a dream come true when her long-time crush have admit his feelings towards her which she thought he doesn't. Gokudera surprises her the most with his confession of love towards her. If it was during around the first time they met, she would just kill him straight away and dispose the body where not even the top FBI could find it. But as time went by she considered Gokudera someone who is very close to her and would always have her back when her girlfriends and Takeshi aren't around. If she reject both them like the rest of the low class swine in their society, it would ruin their friendship and Haru and Hana told her that being friendzone is the worst thing that could have happen especially to a male.
Things even get further complicated when she had asked for advice from her long deceased grandmother during their traditional sleep meeting.
{Flashback}
"So not only did your crush has come to his senses in realising how appealing you are, the stupid bomber also has the hots on you?" said Boa Hancock as she was messaging her forehead due to the headache she received from her granddaughter about her two mongrels. First was the skylark mongrel now this has happen. Who knew the dead would still feel a major headache from the living.
Tsunahime had thought of asking Boa Hancock for advice on this mess. Not only did her long time crush, to her surprise, had showed that he have feelings towards her, but Gokudera as well, not surprising since the constant admiration he have towards her. She could just reject Gokudera, but he will feel heartbroken. She couldn't said no to Takeshi because it was once in life time opportunity for her to date with him. If she reject both them, they would distance away from her and she will lose her first male friends. What she going to do?
"Date both of them," said Boa Hancock with a blank face despite how much she hated this things. If Tsunahime have the mero mero no mi, which could be grown anywhere in this world with the other devil fruits, she would suggest Tsunahime to turn both those mongrel to stone.
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"HUH?!"Shrieked Tsunahime. "Y-y-yyoou mean date both of them-!"
After unplugging her ears knowing how her granddaughter's reaction, she then try to explain why.
"Seeing how care for these mongrels like how much I care for my darling Luffy, just date both them and mark both them saying that they are yours. Besides if you don't date either of them, something bad will happen."
This cause Tsunahime's eyes widen wondering what her grandmother trying to tell her.
"They would die"
{Flashback end}
Apparently her grandmother had told that is some kind of disease is known as 'love sickness' which she thought was just a metaphor for some kind of long distance relationship or the absence of the lover. But she had been told that if the persons were to be rejected or was not able to accomplish it, they will died and it has happened to two of the previous leader of amazon lily before Boa Hancock. She doubted at first but when she had asked Reborn about it, he began to turn grim. He told her that it was real and cause many famous and powerful leaders, mafia or not, to died or gone insane, like Daemon Spade.
So now the problem she thought was bad enough had worsen further. Now she don't know what to do to solve this problem. In the end she had asked her mama if she could skip school as she wasn't feeling well due to the major headache she been receiving. Hopefully she will eventually solve the problem soon before it too late.
After having nice warmth bath, she was about to dry herself up when she saw a skull mark on her breast which she had thought was some kind of prank from Reborn. However, just as she was about to scrubbed that mark away, it mouth suddenly began to move.
"Embarrassing, I wet myself in public when a Chihuahua passed by me."
{Meanwhile with Nana}
She was just about to finished cooking breakfast for the entire family when-
"KYAAAAAAA!"
She stared up at the ceiling wondering what her daughter was doing before resuming back in preparing breakfast.
{Back with Tsunahime}
She was panting from the sudden fright she had. Was she curse or possessed?! What the fuck is going with her?!
"You are dying," whispered Reborn in a grim reaper outfit while having a creepy voice beside her ear in a scary way.
This scared Tsunahime as she slip and fell on her butt.
"It's embarrassing, I fell for something ridiculous and hurting my rear."
{After a long explanation and medicine for her sore behind}
Apparently, due to having been shot by the dying will bullet 10 time, she is having short life skull disease or skullitis which will reveal all her embarrassing as it rapidly cover every part of her body. Not only that as the skulls increasingly appear, her energy will decrease until she have no more to live.
What worse is that even after you die, the skull will remain there permanently on its victim making a moody funeral into a happy one. And now, she have an hour and half before she died from this fatal disease.
'What am I going to do?' thought Tsunahime in desperation. 'Not only will I die in humiliation and having the worse funeral, but also I can't decide what to do with my love problem. What if Hibari like me as well. He kissed me and knowing him, he will used that as a claim over me. Now I have three boys to face.'
"Do not worried," assured Reborn while smirking as though he had read her mind. "I had called a friend of mine who can cured this fatal disease. However, I must warn you that he is-"
Just before Reborn could finished his sentence, the door was slammed open. The person who slammed the door was a tall man, from his tanned foreign look, Italian, was wearing something that you would see on a playboy while carrying a doctor. The face on the other hand will cause many girls to run away as despite having a good looking face, he was flashing the most lecherous face that could put many man to shame.
"Now Reborn, where is my sexy beautiful patient?"
{Few houses before the Sawada's residence}
"I understand this women and the baseball freak, but why the bastard is with us?!" remarked Gokudera as he glare at Hibari who gave him a glare back.
"The baby told me she was sick and as I claim her I must checked her to see how she is," said Hibari as he smirked at the two male herbivore who glared at him knowing that the 'claim' refer to the kiss he gave to Tsuna.
However, there was another reason to the visit. Apparently, he heard how the two herbivore had admit their lustful feeling, he thought, to his carnivore. How dare them! She was his from the beginning. He had known her desire towards the baseball herbivore, but he desire her more than her desire. He have been sparring with her all this time to see if she deserve to earn the Kyoya's name and be his forever. He will do whatever it takes to get his carnivore! Even if it mean eliminating the two herbivore beside him. But the female carnivore will damn him if he does such a thing. He would try to force his way to the carnivore but he knew that the female carnivore will hate him more. So he will have no choice but to compete with the herbivores for his female carnivore's heart.
As the group arrived at the front yard of the Sawada's residents.
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Soon after the loud shriek was heard, which the group recognise was Tsuna's, her window shattered as a white figure was soaring through the sky till landed somewhere around the shopping district which was far away from here. Seeing this, the gang began to rush off to see if Tsunahime was fine.
As the gang barge into the room the saw Tsuna being lecture by Reborn about accepting help even if those people are weird.
"It's so embarrassing being lectured by a baby in suit" shouted one the skulls from Tsunahime's hand causing the bystanders to jump by the skulls action.
However, Gokudera know what are those skulls were due to studying under his previous teacher, Dr. Shamal. Speaking of him, he realised that the flying figure was the doctor himself. This bad, Juudaime-hime-sama had sent one of the few people, maybe the only one, who could cure this deadly disease.
"How cruel isn't it," said Bianchi who suddenly appeared after Reborn explained the group the predicament that Tsunahime is facing.
'This bad Bianchi could use this as an advantage for getting Reborn,' thought Gokudera despite clenching his upset stomach from her sister's sudden appearance. He must think of something so that Bianchi will not complicate the situation when a thought hit him.
"Big S-sis-ter, i-f juudai-me-hhime-sama d-die, R-rebborn won't get any pa-ymen-t for y-your w-wedding!" shouted Gokudera before he passed out from being able to stand before Bianchi for that long.
Reborn was glaring at the figure on the floor for giving that idea to Bianchi since he was planning a long alone time vacation after this job is over hopefully.
Bianchi on the other hand was squealing in joy and left in flash.
After Bianchi left, Reborn vent his anger towards Gokudera by kick him in the stomach to wake him up and order the group including Lambo who just enter the room to get Dr. Shamal as he threatened them bullets in the ass. This caused the group to leave the room leaving both Tsunahime and Reborn in the room all alone.
"If you decided to choose either both of them or Gokudera, make Gokudera suffer more will you," said Reborn while smirking at his student before following the group that have left the room.
Hearing that statement, Tsunahime flushed as she remember about her predicament prior to her current one. She still haven't got a slightest clue on a positive solution to solve the problem. Should she delay the answer? But they would keep pestering her for answers. If she just reject them, they would feel awkward around and Hibari would just force his way for Tsunahime to accept him. Why must man be so hard for her to understand? She sigh in defeat as she realise that there were no other way out of this predicament except for one thing. Damn her life is becoming an anime life.
'I better follow them before anything happen to them.'
"It so embarrassing that most of my male friend are after me!" shouted the skull that just formed on her forehead which cause her to twitch in annoyance.
How is she going to muzzle all this stupid skulls if it just an average mongrel she could just muzzle with a tight rope or bandage….."Eureka!"
{Meanwhile with the gang}
Eventually, the gang found Shamal in the park but they found themselves to be facing a problem. He was busy chasing after all the girls that were around with his perverted grin on his face.
Annoyed by such behaviour happening in his territory, Hibari take out his portable tonfas and quickly rushed towards older ero-misfit. Even if he knew that this man was the only person to cure the female carnivore, this man need to be put down for his lecherous behaviour that he been portraying in his town.
Hibari tried to swing his tonfas but the doctor managed to dodge as if it was child play shocking the people around them who knew that Hibari hits his prey and none of his prey were able to dodge it. Those on the mafia knew how capable Dr. Shamal is or better known as 'Trident Shamal'. He is a very well-known hitmen that have been able to cause massacre or an end to an enemy famligia in just a mere minutes. Even if Hibari have been a descendent from the first vongola cloud guardian, he was no match for someone like Shamal especially his method of dealing his enemy.
"Hibari Kyouya, direct descendent of the first vongola cloud guardian. Someone as you could put most mafia members to shame," said Shamal who was reading what appear to be a medical file before taking out a small pill causing the mafia member of the gang to be on alert. "But when you are facing a doctor you are no match especially when that doctor can caused people to be sick.."
"HIBARI WATCH OUT!" shouted Gokudera but it was too late.
"TRIDENT MOSQUITO: SAKURA VIRUS!"
Emerge from the pill came a small robotic mosquito with a trident for a mouth as it head towards Hibari. Hibari swing his tonfas to smash that infernal creature but the mosquito has managed to poke its trident into Hibari's hand as it inject something into Hibari's bloodstream before being squash by Hibari himself. Hibari thought it was a fake tactic as nothing happen to him for just a minute or so.
However his conclusion was invalid as brown dust began to surround him. Before he realise it, he began to cough as his body to shiver in pain. Soon he felt his entire body began to stiffen.
"Since you are infected Sakura virus you became allergic to Sakura. You may thought that since it is summer there won't be any Sakura around to cause the allergic reaction to happen. However, as a Doctor I must have ingredients to create medication or experiment. Even if it mean having Sakura pollen with me," said Shamal as he have a vial that have a label for Sakura.
While Shamal shows his pride of being a doctor, Bianchi uses this opportunity to sneak up trying to use her poison cooking to render him to sleep so that they could bring to the Sawada household with ease.
'I need him to save the Vongola heiress for my wedding!' thought Bianchi in determination as she jumped out from her hiding spot to throw her poison cooking at her target.
"POISON COO-!" Bianchi was about to shout out her attack when she a three poke at her rear. She glance to her back to see one the perverts mosquito stabbing its trident at her rear before she lose her conscious.
"Ara~ Young lady go to sleep I don't want to fight you~," said Shamal as he walk towards the unconscious Bianchi as he picked her up.
'Now my chance,' thought Gokudera as began to launch his bomb to Shamal. Shamal notice the attack but he was too late as it explode right at him.
"Don't you think that is a bit overkill Hayato?" questioned Takeshi towards his friend as they needed the doctor for Tsu-chan's sake.
However, as the smoke began to clear away, Shamal stood carrying Bianchi without a single mark around him.
"Shit, you made me use a lot of my trident mosquito to deflect that attack Hayato," said Shamal in his casual tone before tossing Bianchi at Gokudera knowing how weak Gokudera is when he is close by with his sister.
So far most of the fighters are out of commission. The girls are tending the defeated and Lambo can't fight someone as big and veteran as Dr. Shamal. The only person left was Takeshi. The doctor thought that this baseball elite doesn't stand a chance against him due to not having any experience in fighting. Oh how wrong he is.
In a blink of an eye, Takeshi was rushing towards with what seems to a katana.
"Shigure souen ryuu first form of attack!" shouted Takeshi as he was egulf with what seems to a mixture of water and blue flame. "Axe of Rain!"
{Meanwhile with Reborn}
Reborn, who was busy watching the fight to see the potential of everyone who is fighting against a top notch hitmen like Trident Shamal, was surprised that Yamamoto was able to achieve the rain flame this early. Smirking as he thought how strong Tsunahime famligia will once she is cure from the skull disease onwards.
{Back to the match}
Shamal managed to dodge that attack as he calm himself down from the sudden surprise. This boy at his age without any training martial art, so he heard, was almost able to land a hit on him with a RAIN FLAME! He was wondering frantically on how this boy managed to learn both sword fighting and utilising rain flame as he was dodging the continuous attack. That when it strike him. Yamamoto Takeshi. Yamamoto Tsuyoshi. He palm his face when he forgot to realise that the boy was the son of the infamous yet retired assassin who had once work under the ninth vongola and successfully succeed 100% of the job he been assigned before declare himself retire from the bloody business. To think the once feared assassin in the mafia has happen to have a son who had mastered the Shigure souen ryuu!
However, he will not allowed someone this young especially the same gender to defeat him. He quickly dispatched a horde of his mosquito to attack his opponent hoping to land a hit.
But then, as the horde of mosquito was about to hit their target, Takeshi closes his eyes hold blade of his katana. As the horde were about to approach Takeshi, his blade was bursting in rain flame as Takechi was gripping his katana in a tight manner.
"SHIGURE SOUEN RYU SECOND FORM OF DEFENCE!" shouted Takeshi as he began to move his blade upward. "SURGING RAIN!"
Before anyone realise it, a wall of water bursting with the same rain flame was moving upstream which not only protect Takeshi but also destroying the trident mosquito shocking the spectator and Shamal. As the wall of water began to disappear, Takeshi rushed towards Shamal with the first form of attack in hope of taking down Shamal.
However, the attack could not reach Shamal. Takeshi tried to budge his body forward but he could not move as though he is…
"Paralyze," commented Shamal as though he could read Takeshi thoughts at that point. "The mosquito you destroyed were bunch of decoys," shocking all the viewers. "I sent my trident mosquito paralyze syndrome to you after you were focusing in your last move."
Takeshi curse under his breath. He had failed Tsu-chan yet again. The guy that could cure Tsu-chan was just inches away from and yet he couldn't budge because he could sense that trident mosquito that cause his current situation. He does not want the person he swore to protect to die at such a young age in a matter of minutes.
"Do not worry Yamamoto," said Reborn who suddenly appear beside him. "She will made it."
Confused about Reborn statement, Takeshi wondered what is going on in the toddler's mind before he heard a familiar voice shouting from behind him.
"SHAMAL!" shouted the figure who rushed pass Takeshi and kick Shamal in the face.
Shamal recovered from the kick on the face was about glare at the assailant when he pause as he suddenly drool with a goofy look on his face.
It was Tsunahime. But is not the typical beauty the Tsunahime portray that cause this goofy look. No it was the choice of attire. From head to toe, Tsunahime managed to cover her entire body in bandage in a very tight way which showing her figure in a very tight and seductive way which could cause typical mongrel to have wet dreams for a month or more. Apparently if she wrap herself very tightly in bandage, it will help in muzzling the skulls from saying her embarrassing secrets which had worked so far.
She began walk towards Shamal and quickly grabbed his cloak in a warning manner.
"Look Doctor," said Tsunahime in a menacing cold tone while flaring her haki over Shamal. "I want you to listen careful. I want this disease and whatever you did to my friend to be gone or else I disable your balls permanently you hear that male!"
Fearing for his jewels safety, he nod vigorous as he take out both the cure and the counter disease so that everyone could recover eventually.
After Tsunahime remove the bandage around her forehead to check for any of that stupid skull, which sigh in relief as it was gone, she went to Shamal who had just finish curing Takeshi.
"Look doc, I thank you and grateful that you have cure and aid all of us in the end," said Tsunahime in a monotone tone. "However, I want you to swear on your rights as a doctor to stop your lecherous behaviour towards my fellow gender or else!"
As she hissed her last statement, she kick him in the stomach as he whimper to the ground from the pain that was spreading throughout the body.
She sigh in relief as the headache the male ero doctor gave her when she suddenly felt Goosebumps all over her body. She turned to face her three male friends who she knew harbours a romantic feelings towards her. She pressed the temple of her forehead as she will have the face them eventually. She was about to said something when Hibari cut her off much to the surprise of the spectators.
"Look she-alpha," said Hibari causing Tsunahime to tilt her head in confusion as this was the first she been addressed in such manner from Hibari. "The two herbivores and I had discussed about our current problems and decided that you will date all of us and possible future mates." Shocking the people around while Reborn smirk at that. "I don't care if you want one or zero, you will date all of us until you decide one or all of us, am I clear!"
At that moment, people would believe the lion princess would slap or went berserk on the boys. Instead, she quickly hugged the three shocking both spectator and the three. It was not every day that the beautiful self-proclaimed anti-male women would display such affection through physical contact.
What seems to be 10 hours of hugging has ended, as Tsunahime pushed the three to the ground with her face burning. She then turn to face the three as she tried to present herself with a serious composure but failed badly.
"You idiots," muttered Tsunahime. "Making my life more complicated."
She then pose the famous Boa's looking-down-looking-up pose as she point to them.
"I'll accept this wager where I will date each of you till I made up my mind! But it will be difficult for you! Cause YOU KNOW WHY!" declared Tsunahime as many of her fanboys , despite being jealous over Hibari, Gokudera and Takeshi, were swooning over their lions maiden feminine fatale.
"Cause I am BEAUTIFUL!"
{TBC}
Author's note: Hi guys I'm back! I'm very sorry for this long hiatus due to busy life and writer's block but im back with a new story. Hopefully you all will love this chapter and I hope not to disappoint you all. Also if there is any mistakes in my story feel free to review or message me about so that I could correct it myself.
