Chapter 7 unexpected visitors
"Who do you think you are telling me I can't marry Yamcha sure I don't want to but still," I yell at Kakarot who I've come to notice cringes when ever yelled at guess he's a bit like Krillin in the yelling since.
"Like I said answers to most of your problems I know them if you can't simply tell the guy you don't want to marry him I'll gladly mention things that are best kept secret for the time being," Kakarot says with a slight laugh.
"Wait what problems do you got the answer for," Chi-Chi ask him excitedly.
"Well there oh no your not fooling me into that if I say anything supposed to be secret he'll have my tail for it," Kakarot says worriedly.
"It's head the term is they'll have my head," I say to him with a smile.
"That's not to bad it's death but at least it's no where near as painful," Kakarot says with a shrug.
"Kakarot what are you doing standing around like a fool stand like a soldier at all times," Black Moon yells coming in through the doors.
"Hey how are you did you," Kakarot says never finishing his sentence because of his leader cutting him off.
"No I didn't I'm no baka and that'd be more painful than losing my head," his leader replies funny Kakarot had just said the same exact thing that is if their talking about the same thing which knowing how odd they are thats what they're doing.
"Then how are you," Kakarot begins once again interrupted.
"I've been working on that for a while now there is no way to stop it but it can be revearsed if you focus all your ki on doing so and you are nowhere where you may glimpse the moon after doing this I came here following your ki signature until I was safely inside," he replies back to Kakarot with a smirk on his face as usuall.
"Guess you can't teach me since I can't control myself yet," Kakarot says disappointed.
"I don't know if you noticed but I was in an arguement here," I say to them both.
"I noticed I could hear you from the gates luckily I didn't open my eyes like a fool because I couldn't hear Kakarot who wouldn't be yelling and screaming like you," Black Moon says laughing.
"I am not that loud," I scream at him.
"Maybe to your ears but to mine and Kakarots you may as well being yelling into a microphone that's what it would take for you to hear it the way we do and francally it's not pleasant," he says to me with a frown.
"Hey guys I'm back great now he's here as well," Yamcha says as he walks back into the room frowning when he spots jerkface.
"Yamcha do me a favor and walk Chi-Chi to check on Krillin," I say to him with a wink at Chi-Chi better to have her break the news that I don't like him enough to marry him. She nods at me and walks out the door with a slightly confused Yamcha close behind.
"Now that wasn't very nice surely you could tell him that you never wanted to marry him instead of sending your friend to do it for you then again it's not like you could even if you wanted to," Black Moon says with a sadistic laugh.
"What do you mean by that Kakarot said the same thing," I ask him suspiciously.
"Saiyan law," Kakarot replies simply.
"What does these saiyan things have to do with anything," I ask them frustrated.
"Saiyans have everything to do with this," an unfamiliar yet in a way familiar voice says.
"Now who are you," my father says I completely forgot about him.
"Bardock,father of Kakarot and Raditz, brother of Fasha, uncle of Turles, low class," the voice says I turn around to see yet another carbon copy of Kakarot except the scar on his face wait did he say father well that explains that.
"Bardock it can't be your dead how are you here what the hell is going on," Black Moon says growing confused.
"Now you didn't really believe we were dead no son it'll take alot more than that to kill me," a carbon copy of black moon says walking in only difference is his beard.
"Father man I knew I shouldn't have done that new technique I'm hallucinating," Black Moon grumbles wow this is one surprising day.
"Far from actually your just in shock and as for why we're how we are after being outside Bardock finally did something with that brain of his that wasn't for battle strategy," Black Moons father says.
"I invented it so that we don't go ballistic during every full moon when we're on a planet that were not at war with," Bardock calmly replies to him.
"Now where is Tarble I didn't sense his ki upon landing," Black Moons father ask curiously.
"Sent off planet for the beginning of his puberty," Black Moon replies to his father.
"So can someone explain how it is I'm looking at two dead people," Kakarot ask them.
"No they will not because some how I get the feeling that'd reveal to the princess our secret and for now I'm not wanting to," Black Moon replies for them.
"Party pooper you and your father always the ones to bring down a party luckily he lightened up after you were born," Bardock says disappointed at the order even these guys seem to take his orders great.
"Don't forget there most likely the ones to start the party," Kakarot says with a laugh.
"Alright this is starting to confuse me so later I'm going to bed," I say leaving the room and headed for my own.
"Now that's she's gone you may tell your story her parents know who I am pirnce of the sayian race," I say to my father and Bardock who both seem more cheerful to hear that.
"To put it simple we had on special armor to protect us Frieza hit the planet yes but not the king or his true oath brother," my father says to me with a smirk.
"Should have known nothing could kill you I'll die before you likely and I'm the one with immortality as of this morining," I say to them with a laugh.
"What unfair," Bardock says with a uncharateristic whine.
"Yes this morning all saiyans on earth were granted immortality you should have showed up then," Kakarot says with a smile.
"Well get us some," my father replies.
"No way I'm busy I've got it made here I take what I want at night return the next it's pure torture to the princess of earth," I say with a smug look on my face.
"Yes I noticed her tell me does she know or is it just you the other sayians likely Jeice and knowing him and that mouth the rest the ginyu force, Zarbon, Dedoria and Cui," Bardock says to me with a sigh.
"Well yes they all know and no she,her friends, parents and fianc'e she got rid of and never wanted to start with are all clueless for now," I say with a laugh.
"Cub go find her and tell her now," Bardock orders.
"Wait this could prove fun Bardock let's wait and see how this goes," my father says with a smile.
"Tarble is going to have a farm when he get's back," Kakarot says laughing almost evily.
"Know what exactally,"the human king ask us.
"You'll know soon enough it's only a matter of time before Zarbon can't resist the urge to do something," I say with a chuckle.
"Well could you blame him this is so exciteing," Jeice says walking into the room.
"Your supposed to make sure the others do not wake up," I yell at him menacingly.
"Relax I put them on lock down besides the're not that stupid plus I noticed their powerlevels and everyone knows the only people with those power levels in the universe is these two," Jeice says in an apologetic response.
"I still don't get that," Kakarot says with a look of confusion on his face.
"Vegeta I can't take it anymore an entire planet and I haven't told them all yet the rest of the soldiers under the entire planet trade organization knows though I did warn them what'll happen if they speak to non soldiers about it," Jeice says with stress in his voice.
"Jeice if you told the entire army about my title I'll kill you," I say very menacingly to him.
"Don't be rediculous they all were terrified at the mention of your name no body wants to get on the bad side of the one person who knows all of Frieza, Cooler and their father's torture techniques better than them," Jeice says with a smile.
"Eleven years of torture by their hands mainly Frieza's does teach you alot," I say with a smirk.
"So we're good," Jeice ask me hopfully.
"You told the entire planet trade organization something top secret at the moment what do you think," Kakarot snarls at him.
"The thing about them is they love gossip and before you know it they'll have told all their home planets by the weeks end," Bardock says with a deep frown.
"Not entirely from what I've picked up in my travels Vegeta was the fourth most feared being in the universe until the colds died now he has the title of most terrifying," my father says with a smirk.
"Can I help it if I'm more than what Frieza feard most now I'm that times four while Kakarot, Raditz, Turles and Tarble are just what he feard most," I say chuckling. The doors open to reveal Chi-Chi and a very angry looking Yamcha.
"Hey who are you two," Yamcha ask furiously after looking around the room realizing Bulma is not in here.
"Meet Bardock and my father King Vegeta king of the saiyan race until recently we thought he was the late king," I say laughing.
"Not more saiyans I'm going to lose it I'm out of here tell the princess she's a," Yamcha begins but the sentence never ends he falls over dead on the ground and for once it's not my fault which is odd. I look around the room to see who would have risked using ki blast here and who else do I see still in position other than Zarbon.
"I've always wanted to do that," Zarbon says with a laugh.
"Z-Zaarbbon what are you doing here," the human king ask in fear.
"Well you couldn't have expected me not to come I knew Jeice had to be dying if he hasn't told this mud ball planet the news yet," Zarbon says grabbing Jeice by the shoulder like you would a brother.
"Zarbon do not answer questions you are not inclined to answer understand," I say to him menacingly.
"Yes sir sorry sir," Zarbon says fearful of what I may do.
"What the heck is going on," Chi-Chi screams.
"Do not scream woman honestly," I say rolling my eyes.
"How many people are we keeping secrets from," Bardock ask curriously.
"As long as the princess as no clue to whom we are I could care less but only that one Jeice Zarbon," I say accusingly at them.
"Well let me know when we can call the rest of the ginyu force to celebrate," Zarbon ask with a smile.
"What exactally would we be celebrating," the human king ask curriously.
"None of your business I just made it clear the only secret I could care less about is whom we are," I say with a growl.
"Now son remember we may be the party poopers but usally we do start it," my father says laughing he made no sense for once.
"You see Prince Vegeta if your father can say something senseless surly you can at least try to not be rational for once in your life," Bardock says laughing as well.
"How is it I'm stuck with you guys," I mumble mostly to myself.
"Prince Vegeta you didn't answer the question," Jeice says with a whine.
"If it'll shut you up you two can go tell the whole planet about the saiyans being here and most of us being immortal so long as you can keep the princess of earth out of this," I say with a smug look on my face.
"Yes sir," Zarbon says running out the door followed by Jeice.
"Now could someone explain to me what is going on," Chi-Chi screams at us.
"Well for one your screaming is really hurting our sensetive ears," Bardock yells at her she gets an apologetic look on her face. Kakarot tells her the story of who we are leaving out the super saiyan ruler of the universe part of course when he finally finishes she looks not only shocked but amazed by the tell.
"So guys are aliens and Black Moon is really the saiyan prince Vegeta," Chi-Chi ask eyes wide.
"Yes and if you tell your princess we'll have to execute you because if Vegeta is being entertained we don't want to lose that entertainment because then he'll reduce to other means of torture and other victims," Kakarot says swallowing a gulp at the thought.
"Kakarot do not show fear at a thought only at the royalty of your race nothing more nothing less did I show fear to Frieza did Raditz or Turles no so don't fear what is only a small possibility," I say to him all wise like I can't help but chuckle.
"You sounded so wise did your wisdom teeth come in all the way," Kakarot ask coming up to me and trying with great force yet failing to open my mouth to check.
"Kakarot wisdom teeth don't make you more wise," Chi-Chi says with a laugh.
"For humans that may be so but when a saiyan gains all of his wisdom teeth and their fully in they become much wiser," Bardock says in his wise like ways once again he's a show off.
"Now Vegeta I'm no show off," Bardock says with a slightly sarcastic tone.
"He didn't say you were," the human King says growing confused.
"We saiyans can hear another thoughts at times like when someone is calling you a show off," Bardock replies glaring at me.
"Now Bardock never judge the judgement of royalty never but never question your prince," I say with a sly smile.
"One would question the prince if they feard the prince was doing what was not best for his people and go to the king for advice unless the king too is doing so at which point the only person left to go to would be the queen who always ignores her mate and sons' sensless ideas being a commoner of a sort once herself," Bardock replies with much wisdom to his tone.
"Well put Bardock but how do you know that your fear is wrong there is nothing to fear but fear it's self and a sayian with fear of everything but fear is not saiyan at all and is unwise the true saiyan fears not even fear," I retort just as wisley. Bulma walks back into the room at that time.
"Hey guys what's going on," I ask with a smile since I couldn't get to sleep.
"My father and jr are having a battle of wisdom," Kakarot says with a laugh.
"Kakarot no where in my name is the word jr and I'd hate to punish you for putting it as such if we were to put it at a number it I believe would be the hundred and third and if you count the you know what hundred and fourth," Black Moon says with a furious glare at his friend at least I think their friends it kind of hard to tell.
"Well then go ahead and finish don't let me disrupt you," I say with a smile.
"I can not continue for the wisest of all knows when defeated and though what I say may be wise it rings true nobody can defeat you your strongest in wisdom and strength," Bardock wisely says with a bow to his leader or is it his leader's son I'm confused by what they are exactally now.
"Knowing when defeated is wise but is it truly wise to admit to defeat when you know your fate will be worse than death," Black Moon says also bowing accepting his victory these guys are wise.
"Well I never thought I'd see the day Bardock has lost his title of the wisest my son claims the title to our family once again," his father says with a small chuckle in victory.
"It's alright father I'll claim it once the last of my wisdom teeth is fully in then we'll see who's wisest," Kakarot says proudly.
"The day you win in wisdom is the day I die and have no rational thought," Bardock responds to his son.
"Ok then Raditz will or at least Turles," Kakarot says with a smile.
"The title of the champion for the battle of the wills is still ours," Bardock says with a smirk.
"It's near impossible to defeat Raditz and his shots," Kakarot says with a laugh.
"I challange that tommorow in this palace's court yard we shall of the battle of the wills may the best saiyan win," Black Moon says with a smirk. Again with that word it keeps popping up yet I haven't a clue what it means yet it seems my parents know even Chi-Chi who just this morning looked confused by the word.
"What is a saiyan," I ask with slight caution.
"Frieza's worse nightmare the reason he near wiped them out," Black Moon menacingly says to me well that helps alot.
"Right I just came to say I saw a beautiful planet through my telescope one have not seen or heard of according to it's coordinates," I say to my father with a smile.
"What are the coordinates," Bardock ask with slight curriousity.
"9-b-f-34-2-1 in the northern sector 3billion miles south of planet Frieza #549," I say reciting the coordinates I memorized.
"That planet may be new to you but it is long dead has been for twelve years and was in exsistince for thousands before that," Black Moon says with a frown etched deep in his face I look at his companions and see the same look.
"How exactally would you know," I ask him smuggly.
"Don't believe me ask Jeice or Zarbon they'll tell you how the mighty saiyan race were wiped out when Frieza destroyed the planet they lived on currently," Black Moon says in an angry yet sad tone.
"Alright bed time all my men get to bed," Black Moon's father shouts at them they all file out of the room into the hall Black Moon included and believe it or not they stayed inside and didn't even go to a room they all just layed down in the floor of the hallway.
the next morning
"I can't believe your having a drinking contest," I say to them in disbelief.
"Hey I got to protect the title," Raditz says with a laugh.
"Good luck son though we all know who I'm cheering for isn't you," Bardock says with a laugh.
"Does it really matter," Kakarot ask laughing.
"Time to begin," Nappa yells with that both grab their first shots and it wasn't until after Raditz had three thousand shots and his apponant Black Moon three thousand and one that Raditz fell off the chair.
"Your winner is none other than my son and heir as well as your prince Vegeta," my father says saying the end in sayianese the saiyan race's native language.
"Right now when Raditz wakes up tell him to come find me since I'm still perfectly sobber for another two of his shots at least Turles let's go we've business to attend to," I say with a smirk.
"Sure where to," Turles ask.
"Just follow my enerygy," I say instant transmissioning to Vegeta-sei using it's lingering energy to do so before he could say another word it's a good thing we now have immortality were going to need it for the task at hand we may be able to piece back together the planet using the same technique we used as kids to stay out of trouble when we broke things. Turles appears out of nowhere using instant transmission and glances at our surroundings he then looks at me I give him a nod to answer his unasked question.
"So were putting humpty together again," Turles says powering up to super saiyan knowing the fastest way to get it done would be in our top forms.
"We're going to do our best," I reply going level four we begin to gather all the pieces to start with and put them in as small of an area as possible by the end of the day were about a fourth the way done with that. Raditz appears and see's our work and doesn't ask questions and get's straight to work.
A.N bet you didn't see that coming anyways REVIEW or I refuse to update I mean it I won't :p
