A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. If I did, why would I be writing fanfiction for it?

The next morning Vui woke up.

"I've gotta find out stuff from that Xatu thing... I know I bet Skitty will wanna come, he loves me going to dungeons with him,"

5 minutes later Skitty woke to an explosion

"What was that?"

"I used shadow ball to wake you up, you like it?"

"Vui I swear to god im gonna drown you in the ocean!"

"But then we won't be able to rescue things?"

"Really I give you a death threat and all you think about is rescuing things... you're so dam stupid!" Vui started to cry hearing that.

"Oh great she learned fake tears as well"

"I thought you were my fwend!"

"Vui-"

"Wah!"

"Vui-!"

"Wah!"

"Vui! I-"

"WAH!"

"VUI!"

"WAH!"

"VUI I'M SORRY!"

"*sniff* Really?"

"Yeah, whatever.

"Yay!"

"Yay!" Came a second voice no one had noticed yet.

"You shut up Zappy!"

"Yay!"

"I said SHUT UP!"

"La la la la!"

"Shu.. hmm, hey Zappy there's wonderful place called Wild Plains, it's a friend area, you'll love it" Skitty said with a fake happy voice.

"Really? Will there be people to annoy there?"

"Certainly, there's a fun girl called Jumpy living there"

"Woohoo!, Bye guys!" Zappy ran off fast.

"Thank god time for sleep"

"But I want to see Xatu…"

"No."

"Please,"

"You're not going to stop till I say yes right?"

"Wow you're smart how did you know?"

"'Cause all idiots do that."

"Oka- hey! Are you saying I'M an idiot?"

"I was, but you noticed I was, so you're not, so I take it back."

"Ewah?"

"Never mind."

"So now what?"

Skitty face palmed.

"What?"

"You pester me to go see Xatu and when I almost say yes, you forget everything that was going on!"

"Ewah?"

"Whatever. Let's go find that damn Xatu."

They walked into Great Canyon.

"Okay, a new dungeon, now if my calculations are correct there should be another pokemon right abou..." Skitty was interrupted/

"OH MY GOD AS SOON I GET IN THE DUNGEON I FIND A PHANPY OH!" Vui cheered

"Noooo go away!" Skitty used tackle and killed the Phanpy and it came back

"Oh wow so strong and handsome, please let me join you?"

"Sure!" Vui cheered

"I meant the Skitty is handsome, but at least I'm in, yay, I get to travel with the amazing Skitty" the Phanpy hugged Skitty

"Get off me..."

"Just leave him he's not into girls" Vui said

"I'll ignore that... let's go find your boyfriend the Xatu" Skitty laughed.

"Let's go Phanpy, or should I say Darmani, yup that's your new name!"

"Ugh."

"What?"

"You and your stupid nicknames are really bugging me!"

"Well you're really cool, Skitty, and I want you to be happy. What's wrong?" Asked Darmani.

"*gasp* I know! Skitty's upset 'cause I give everyone a nickname and I haven't given him one yet!" Exclaimed Vui.

"Yeah! Even you have one. Skitty must feel left out!" Agreed Darmani.

"No, I don't want a nickname, guys."

"I'll give you one!" Exclaimed Vui.

"I said no! No, guys. I don't care about silly nicknames.

"I know! How bout we call you Pinky!" Exclaimed Darmani.

"Nice try, but I'm the nickname maker here. We can call him Pinky, but only until I think of something else."

"Okay!"

"NO! Guys, don't call me Pinky. I'm a boy! I don't like it. I don't want ANY nickname. Let's just forget it."

They reached the top of the Great Canyon

"Hey Skitty do you think that's Xatu over there?" Vui asked

"Yup that's Xatu, but why is he staring at the sun?" Darmani pointed out.

"He's gonna get eye cancer if her keep doing that" Skitty laughed

"Maybe someone should get his attention?" Darmani asked

"Ooh, I know!" Exclaimed Vui.

Vui whispered something to Darmani.

"Well, okay."

Darmani used Earthquake.

"Watch it!" Yelled Skitty.

"Weee!" Exclaimed Zappy, running up.

"Where'd you come from?"

"Home."

Skitty face palmed (yes, that's possible to do on four legs).

"Who said you could come here? You're supposed to be on stand by!"

"I have four legs so I can't stand up."

Skitty face palmed again.

"So why'd you come?"

"By my calculations since Phanpys are very common here, I figured that the pokemon that joins the team would be a Phanpy. And I also figured that Xatus are hard to get the attention of, so I knew you'd use earthquake. I wanted to be here for it!" Explained Zappy.

"How did he figure that out?" Darmani asked

"Y'know that's gotta be the smartest thing he has said" Skitty pointed out

Just then Xatu turned around.

"What are you all doing here?" he said, being annoyed but still having a calm voice

"Please we want to know something,"

"You want to know why you're a pokemon when you're really a human right?"

"How'd you know?" Asked Vui.

"Um, I just know."

"Did you figure it out the same way that Zappy did?"

"No."

"Then how?"

"I've been watching over this area for years from this cliff."

"How can you see what's happening from so high up?"

"I'm psychic."

"Okay, then! Tell me what I'm thinking!"

"It doesn't work that way."

"Look just answer Vui's question so we can leave!"

"Very well, Vui was once a human, it has been said over years that a human will one day walk as a Pokemon and when that day comes the unthinkable shall happen to this world, any more questions?"

"Uh no we're good" and thus they all left, but what they didn't see was Gengar spying on them.

"kekeke this shall be interesting"

A/N: Darmani was the first Pokemon that I didn't nickname. My brother did that. And I know he copied Chuggaaconroy. If you don't know who that is, it's this guy on YouTube that does let's plays. He caught a Phanpy in his Crystal let's play and nicknamed it Darmani. Anyway, see you next chapter for more funny times with Skitty and Vui.

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