"Greetings from the S.I. Community." Nino says. "In this episode of Strange interviews, SoC is gone. Yes, GONE! So, its up to us to interview someone!"

"Yea, yea, thats all well and good, but who should we do? I mean, Its not as if we have access to SoC's interview plans..." Mark says.

"Um... Mark?" Nino asks. "Plans?"

"... Ah yes, thats right. Its SoC we are talking about. He doesn't plan for anything."

"Well... we always could do someone completely random. Its not as if SoC will mind." Sofiya says.

"Alright! Its settled! We will do... Florina!" Nino decides. "And because of that... Mark, you go back to your room."

"... fine..." Mark walks back to his room.

"Ok, Sofiya! Since your a dark magic user like SoC, You should be able to bring people here!" Nino says.

"Um... I haven't tried anything like that before, but I'll see what I can do..." Sofiya says.

Sofiya prepares the summoning spell.

Sofiya summons Florina.

"You did it, Sofiya! Now lets interview her!" Nino says, then gets out a pen and paper.

Sofiya decides to take SoC's place as the introducer. "Hello Florina, and welecome to Strange Interviews, where we take characters from a select few Fire Emblem Universes and interview them. My name is Sofiya, and because our normal interviewer is out today, we will be taking control today."

"Um..." Florina started, "O-ok..."

"Splended. Let us get started, shall we?

First question: Florina, where does your fear of men stem from?"

"Um..." Florina thought, "Well.. I remember meeting this Dark Druid like guy when I was really little... and he didn't do any thing bad, but he was such a slouch! Lazy, good for nothing, didn't do any work, just craked jokes all the time! And a tad violent, or so his words pointed out! I guess thats where it started..."

Sofiya and Nino look at eachother, shock on their faces. "Um... what was his name?"

"I think it was... Well, he called himself SoC, but I doubt thats his real name. I mean, what kinda name is that!"

Sofiya chuckles. "Well, this is an odd turn of events... Ya think this is why SoC didn't interview any Pegasus Knights?"

Florina gasps, "You mean SoC is HERE!"

"Well... define here." Nino says. "He isn't here right now... but... this is his interviewing place... Quick! Sofiya! Send Florina away!"

"Right!" Sofiya prepares the spell.

Sofiya messes up the spell, and a whole bunch of random stuff starts happening.

"What did you do!" Nino screamed as a whole bunch of magic whoosed over her head.

"I don't know! I think... SoC's calqulations are off! The equasion makes you divide by Zero!" Sofiya screams.

"What! It figures that dastardly SoC would find a way to keep us from doing this!" Florina screamed.

Suddenly, all of the dark energies flow to one spot, and form... SoC. Wearing a hawaiian print shirt and shorts "Oh.. I completely... Wait, whats going on!"

"Um..." All three of the girls start at once.

"On second thought, I don't wanna know. Florina, your going home." SoC sends Florina back while she is in shock.

"Uhh..." Both of the other girls are staring with their mouth hanging open.

"What? Suprised at my attire?" SoC asks.

"... not so much at that as to what question you just answered." Sofiya says.

"And what, pray tell, question would that be?" SoC asks.

"What any number divided by Zero is." Nino finishes.

"..." SoC is silent. "Um... you must never tell anyone that."

"I don't think anyone would believe us anyway." Sofiya says.

"True. Anyway..." SoC says.

"Yea... so much for a 'SoC-free interview,' eh, Sofiya?" Nino asks.

"Yes... but it was a nice try." Sofiya says in a depressed tone.

"Aww, cheer up girls! I tell ya what, next time you feel like doing a 'SoC free interview,' Just tell me so I can create the spell for you." SoC says.

"Wait.. you have to create a spell for each one! Isn't that horribly in-effincent!" Sofiya says.

"Means I'm the only one who can do this." SoC says.

"OI! You girls done in there?" Mark says from within his room, "I heard some weird krap!"

"Mark, shuddap. SoC's back." Nino says.

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Canas' tropical island.

Canas is swimming though the ocean in a bathing suit. "Ahh! What? I thought we were on break! Ah well, SoC was caught in his everyday clothes, so I guess this isn't so bad..."

"Anyway, lets start off with SoC's author note.

-I actually used "Ah... I completely..." in a sentence today.

As you can oviously see, SoC spent many hours comming up with the exact way to say that.

Anyway, SoC and his affiliates do not own Fire Emblem. However, SoC does own himself. Or at least we hope so. Its been awhile since we got that whole thing checked out."

canas goes onto land and grabs a towel. "Anyway, on behalf of the SI community, this is Canas, signing off."