Kyle walked down the stairs slowly realizing that he heard more voices than before and one of them he dreaded more than anything. Kyle held back a growl. Of course, when he decides to tell Stan the truth, fucking everybody shows up to play and watch the damn game again.
''Uh Hey Kyle!'' Clyde said as soon as he saw him at the foot of the stairs.
Kyle greeted him back debating on never telling anyone again but judging by Kenny's pouts, it would be best to get it out there in the open. Kyle gasped when he saw Week,''Tweek what are you doing here!? I thought you were out of town!''
Tweek answered,''Y-Yeah I was...I was just a city over though and Craig spent all night texting me, begging me to come back home.''
Craig yelled from the kitchen,''NO I DID NOT!''
Tweek rolled his eyes,''Anyway, I didn't want to stay in that piece of shit c-city anyway T-They gave me the creeps. I hate that side of my family! I packed up at about...5 in the morning and drove out here with a-about 10 coffees.''
''As per usual!'' Craig added from the kitchen.
''S-Shut up babe!'' Tweek said annoyed by his boyfriend constantly adding in his opinion every few sentences,''Also I wanted to see this game that Stan has been bragging to everyone about.''
''Oh okay. Well, I'm glad that you made it here safely.'' Kyle said smiling.
''And what am I? Chopped liver?'' Token joked kindly.
''It's nice to see you too Token. Did you guys get breakfast?''
''Yeah, we got it on the way here with Tweak and his 15 fucking coffees,'' Token said with an eye-roll.
''I KNEW he was lying! 10 my ass!'' Craig yelled from the kitchen.
''Craig why don't you just come in here dude?'' Kyle said snickering.
''I'll be in there in a second,'' Craig said. Kyle decided to walk into the kitchen and saw Craig arm wrestling with Kenny. Stan was on the phone most likely talking to his mom about something, Butters was washing the last of the dishes and Cartman was steadily making more dishes for Butters to wash.
''I thought you said you didn't want to be around us fat ass,'' Kyle said tiredly.
''You should know better than to take anything I say seriously at this point Kahl,'' Cartman answered digging into his pancakes.
''Well you're right about that...'' Kyle says lightly. He turns around to watch his boyfriend's arm wrestle Craig. Craig looked like he was going to die, he looked so concentrated that you could see the muscles in his arm bulging under strain. Kyle laughed,''Dude just give up.''
Craig flipped him off with his free hand and continued to strain. Kenny had pretty much beat him at this point. Kenny wasn't straining in the slightest. He looked kind of bored before he ended the struggle by quickly slamming Craig hand on the table. Craig growled,''Fuck!'' He threw 50 dollars at Kenny and got up from the table to go to his boyfriend. Kyle took a seat next to his boyfriend and looked at him nervously.
''Oh God. What is it now Kyle?'' Kenny asked looking worried and a little scared.
''I wanna tell him.'' Kyle whispers.
''Yes!'' Kenny cheers happily and pulls Kyle into a bone-crushing embrace,''I'm tired of being hidden. You want me to tell him with you?''
''I...I guess...'' Kyle whispered.
''No need to whisper. No need to pretend baby...You want to tell everyone?''
''Yes,'' Kyle says grinning up at his boyfriend.
Kenny looked as if he could burst,''You are so amazing and I want everyone to know that you're mine. No more bullshit and no more games. Let's let everyone know baby.''
Kyle grinned back,''Okay!''
Kyle grabs Kenny's hand and brings him into the living room. Infront of all their friends. Stan was off of the phone and talking to Clyde on the couch, Butters was sitting on the floor beside the couch, Craig and Tweak were cuddled up on the couch with Token sitting on the edge, and Cartman was on the floor eating again.
Kyle clears his throat getting everyone's attention. Everyone stops talking to look at Kyle and Kenny who were standing in from of the tv.
Kyle said,''I have an announcement.''
Kenny smiles and corrects him,''We have an announcement.''
Kyle takes a deep breath before saying,''I and Kenny are a couple and we love each other and we got tired of hiding it so there it is!''
Craig clapped and so did Tweak, Cartman laughed loudly and called them names, Token nods, and smiles at the two, Butters cheers and claps, Clyde shrugs, and Stan fumes for a second before standing up, screaming,''WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?''
''EWWWW JEWFAG AND THE POOR FAG! This is fuckin rich guys. Gotta post this shit to facebook.'' Cartman says taking out his phone and snapping pictures.
Kenny wrapped his arm around Kyle's waist as the whole room was silent
Stan was pacing back and forth running his hands through his hair,''What the actual FUCK!?''
''Dude calm your tits. It's not that big of a deal, plus you knew anyway. You didn't act this way when I and Tweek came out.'' Craig shrugged.
''Yeah, but that is you and Tweak! This is KYLE AND KENNY!'' Stan roared.
''Oooh somebody's jealous~'' Cartman sing-songed waving the camera in his face. Stan went to snatch the phone away but Cartman ran away before he could get hit.
Butters said,''W-Well...I think it's kinda cute...''
''Nobody cares what you think Butters!'' Cartman growled.
''O-Oh Okay...'' Butters said looking a little sad.
Kyle was as red as his hair, he looked around nervously and was about to book it, Kenny's fingers rubbing soothing circles into his hip calmed him down a bit.
Stan was pacing still his face red and puffy, he balled and un-balled his fist at his sides,''What the fuck have you done to him, Kenny?''
''What? What are you implying Stan? That I stole your best friend and pumped him up with my drugs from my redneck meth lab and forced him to make out with little old podunk white trash me?'' Kenny asked cocking his head.
''Pretty much.'' Stan huffed out.
Cartman rolled his eyes,''Aww Stan don't be like that...Just can't stand it when you're not the center of Jewfag's world huh?''
''Cartman I swear to God,'' Kyle growled.
Tweak said''H-How b-bout we just let them be? They look happy to me.''
Butters nods in agreement,''Yes! I second that.''
Kenny walks up to Stan,''I'm sorry Stan, but this poor, pathetic, illiterate, or' redneck sack of shit is Kyle's boyfriend now. Get used to it.''
''He's only with you out of pity you know.'' Stan shot back,''Kyle's standards would never be so low on purpose. There's no telling how many std's you've got at the moment anyway.''
''OOOOOOH SHIT! YA JUST GONNA LET HIM TALK TO YA LIKE THAT KENNY!?'' Cartman instigated.
Kyle ran to stand at Kenny's side,''That was uncalled for Stan!''
Stan rolled his eyes,''Just be honest! You're only fuckin him out of pity. Like everyone else, he's laid. He probably fucks for food anyway!''
''STAN!'' Kyle scolds in disbelief.
Kenny bit his lip shaking his head, his hands in tight fists at his sides as he takes deep breaths. Cartman prodded him,''C'mon Kenny! Don't hold back!''
Kenny pushes Cartman away from him before replying, his voice shaking,''Look Stan...I know you're just talkin out of anger...But don't mess around and get fucked up. I am so fucking serious bro.''
''OH SHIT! Let's get Psychical, PSYCHICAL! I WANNA GET PSYICAAAAAL~!'' Cartman sings screeches.
''SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT ASS!'' Kyle screams getting pissed.
''Bring it, bro! Fuckin bring it!'' Stan said smiling sarcastically,''Your skinny poor ass wouldn't stand a chance. Fuckin come at me! I fuckin dare you!''
Craig got up and pulled Stan out of Kenny's face,''C'mon man. Fucking chill.''
''No Craig, Let him fight for Jewfag's boypussy,'' Cartman yelled. Craig gave him a dark glare that made Cartman back away a little.
Stan said,''You're a piece of shit you know that Kenny? You already knew how much I was hurting so what? You practically fuck him right next to me no less and finish it upstairs. In MY HOUSE! IN MY BATHROOM! You are a spiteful cunt! I don't know what Kyle sees in you! You never were my friend. You fucking him in my house is a brand new low even for you, you junkie piece of shit!''
Kenny snickers and takes a deep breath running his hand through his hair before saying,''Okay, I will admit that I was being spiteful. It was fucked up on my part. Yes, I was jealous. So what!? I'm human. Mr. Stanley Marsh, head of the football team, all the girls love him and all the guys wanna be him, gets everything he asks for and more, everything in your life is just so fuckin perfect ain't it. You ain't ever had to struggle once hm? Everything's laid out for you. Never had to go to sleep hungry once huh? Everyone runs to your side while I am left and completely disregarded...even after you witness me die again and again. I am left alone. Alone to struggle and alone to suffer. Alone, hungry, cold, and fucking invisible compared to the oh so perfect Stan Marsh. I am selfless every single day of my miserable fucking life and God forbid I ask for something. Anything! But let me tell you, Marsh. I will have this and I will keep this. Kyle is with me Stan and you'll have to just fucking get over it.''
The room went deathly silent. Even Cartman stopped recording as everyone stood there and took in what Kenny had just admitted.
''Holy shit dude,'' Kyle whispered rubbing Kenny's back soothingly, he was glad that Kenny had finally opened up about his feelings but he did not know that it went this deep.
Everyone other than Cartman frowned at Stan disapprovingly. Stan's eyes shifted around the room awkwardly.
Cartman yawned,''Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Look at me I'm Kenny. Poor white trash with a deep and troubled backstory. Pity me guys waaaah-OH FUCK KEEEENNNYYY! THAT HURT!''
Kyle was very pleased that Kenny had just broken that fat bastard's nose. Cartman collapsed to his knees and cried as he clutched his bleeding nose.
Kenny was done talking and took Kyle's hand. Kyle let himself be guided away making sure to step on Cartman who was now crying on the floor and holding his broken nose.
''Where are you going!? Kyle, I swear if you fucking leave this house I will never talk to you ever again!'' Stan threatened but when Kyle did not look back he began to stutter and stumble over himself,''K-Kyle! You know what you did was wrong! HOW COULD YOU FUCK HIM IN MY HOUSE!?'' Stan screamed his voice breaking along with Kyle's heart.
This made Kyle stop and turn towards him right in front of the door,''I'm sorry. That was inexcusable. I don't even deserve forgiveness for that. I know that what I did was disgusting. I was thinking with the wrong head and I'm sorry Stan! But you can't punish me for dating! We both tried to avoid this but then you went on your whole tirade about me favoring Kenny and how we should all have a sleepover so that you can keep an eye on us! We would have never fucked in your house Stan but damn it I don't know what to do! No matter what I do you freak out!''
''I-I...'' Stan said softly.
Craig interjected,''You literally just threatened him. Stan just fucking say what you want to actually say to Kyle!''
Stan shook his head,''I don't know why this happened or how this even happened! When did this begin!? I thought you were straight! You tell me everything, Kyle! How could you lie to me!?''
''I-I'm sorry Stan! You just get so...crazy about this...I should not have done what I did I know! But I and he were planning on going somewhere and fucking but then I wanted to make up with you and then I was going to leave with Kenny and then you blocked that from happening.''
''You could have just left and fucked him!'' Stan argued.
''Not without you flipping your shit Marsh.'' Craig defended.
''You know what. Fuck you guys. Get out!'' Stan yelled.
Craig sighed,''No one is attacking you, Stan. We are just saying-
''GET OUT!'' Stan screamed making everyone jump.
Tweek was the first out. Stan slammed the door and locked it behind everyone. Token said,''Well...I can always depend on you guys to keep everything exciting and fresh around here.''
Tweek sighs,''Poor Stan...Do you guys think he knows that he likes dudes?''
Craig sighs,''I tried to tell him that but he does not want to hear it. Maybe someday he'll accept how he feels about Kyle.''
Kyle shook his head and said,''Stop talking about this! I don't like the push and pull! If he wants to live his life in denial then that is his problem! I am done! OVER IT! Come on Kenny!''
Kyle drove Butters and Cartman home without a word. Cartman whimpering in the background and swearing at Kenny every now and then. The air was thick and Butters practically ran out of the car as soon as he could. After dropping Cartman off as well, Kyle headed in the direction of Kenny's house.
Kenny broke the silence,''I love you...thanks for not being ashamed of me...For a second there I thought you were...''
''Why would I be!?'' Kyle sighed.
''You know...all the stuff that Stan said and you...not really hugging me or anything in public but hugging Stan...I just...for a second I thought I was just something to take your mind off of Stan...Just something to fill the time...but I see you actually do care and you don't just see me as some poor junkie...thank you for that.''
''I never did Kenny. I may have joined in with them picking on you in the past to fit in but those days are over so it's whatever. I love you regardless.''
''And Stan too,'' Kenny added meekly.
Kyle sighed,''Yes. And Stan too...''
''Well I understand. After all of this, I know that I am not just a distraction. If you ever want to sleep over with Stan or spend time with him I won't be pissed kay? I'm sorry for that childish reaction yesterday. I was just upset that you expressed love openly for Stan in front of our friends and wouldn't do the same with me. Made me feel...like something to be ashamed of.'' Kenny admitted.
''Never baby. Just get some sleep and get ready for work. I'll talk to you whenever you are free.'' With that Kyle pulled into Kenny's driveway feeling emotionally drained. Kenny smiled a little before pecking Kyle on the lips and getting out of the car.
Kyle sighed and pulled out of the driveway and headed home.
