I don't own Inuyasha.


"ONII-CHAN!!" yelled Mika as she burst into the house.

She heard a small explosion from the direction of the garage.

Mika walked into the garage. Inside was Kashioki, with a charred black face, nursing a lump on his head. The remains of his car, which he had been trying to repair, lay smoldering beside him.

"Ow..."

"Oopsies!"

"Need something?"

"Uh...I forget..."

Kashioki sighed.


"Kashi-kun!" Yelled Lyn from her room.

Kashioki ran up to her door. "Yeah?"

"Uh...I need your help..."

"With what?"

He could practically hear her blush. "Uh...all my clothes...and towels...are...gone..."

Kashioki immediately turned beet read. "Uh...yeah...you need me to look for them?"

"Yeah...that'd be nice."

"I'll... go do that then."

"Good luck."

"Thanks."

Kashioki left her door. "Now if I were a bunch of missing female clothes..." he drooled a little at the thought and then snapped back into focus. "...where would I be?"

Of course, the one place that would be the most incriminating.

"My room."

Kashioki ran into his room and sure enough, they were in his closet, in a pile.

"Now why are these in here?"

He dismissed it as irrelevant, knowing he didn't do it, and took them to Lyn's door.

"I'm, uh, setting them down out here."

"Actually, could you bring them in here?"

"Ah, but, uh, you don't, uh, mean, uh..."

A giggle came from behind the door. "I was just kidding, genius. Set them down and leave, please."

"M'kay." Kashioki set them down and walked away. It took a lot of willpower not to turn around when the door opened.


Kagome walked into class ten minutes early. Inuyasha was already there. When he saw her come in, he smirked and waited for her to come. She sat down next to him but was quickly relocated by a pair of strong arms to his lap. He planted a light kiss on her lips, and Kagome silently begged for him never to stop. Alas, he did. She was saddened at this, but not for long. How could she be, when she was sitting on his lap?

Lyn came in and sat down next to Kagome's seat and giggled at their position.

Kashioki walked in, joking around with Miroku. Then he pulled out a pack of gum and offered a piece to him. "Hey Inuyasha, want some?"

"Yeah, sure!"

"Then come and get it, lazy-ass!"

Inuyasha grumbled and slid out from under Kagome to go get a stick of gum. Kagome moved back to her own seat.

"How's it going with you two?"
"Good. Mostly, anyways."

"Mostly?"

"Sometimes, I just... I want him to kiss me, but I feel to shy to ask and don't know how to begin with..."

"Then don't."

"Huh?"

"Just use the situation to your advantage. As a woman, you have complete and total power over him." Lyn saw Kashioki take out a stick of gum for himself. "Like so." She got up, walked over to Kashioki, took the gum from him, and stuck it halfway in her mouth. Kashioki raised his eyebrows and smirked as he dipped down to both deliver a kiss and break off some of the gum.

And also steal as much as possible out of her mouth with his tongue.
"Hey!" she said, pouting. "No fair."

"You want it back?"

She giggled. "Nah, I'll just take two." She pulled a stick of gum out of his hand for herself and Kagome.

"Hey!"

"You gonna do something about it?" she asked over her shoulder, moving her shirt to the side of her shoulder to 'scratch an itch'.

A small line of drool fell from his mouth. "Not at all..."

He looked down at his gum packet, which was empty. "Hey! I had three!" he saw her toss one to Kagome, one to Mika, and one for herself. "Sneaky girl..."

"She has you tied around her finger, Kash," said Miroku.

Kashioki watched her giggle and joke with the other girls. "Wouldn't have it any other way..."

Inuyasha walked back to his seat, and again put Kagome on his lap.

"Hey! Inuyasha!" she giggled.

"Hey beautiful," he whispered in her ear, lightly kissing her neck.

"Inuyasha, you're embarrassing me!"

"Am I now?" He said, lightly nipping her earlobe.

"Inuyasha!"

"What?"

"I need to get back to my seat, class is about to-OH!" she gasped as he nipped at her neck junction. Her head fell back onto his shoulder. "Inuyasha..." she said weakly. "That felt...amazing..." She let out a contented sigh as Inuyasha kissed her neck softly.

The bell rang. Inuyasha cursed under his breath. "Damn!"

Kish ran in, last second. The teacher still wasn't in, so he was safe. He went and sat next to Mika.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"How are you today?"

"I'm okay, you?"

"Great, now that you're here."

Mika giggled and leaned over to Kish and gave him a quick kiss. (The quality of my writing is falling, I keep forgetting to put Kish in. Sorry.)


Most of the rest of the day went smoothly. Except that in sixth hour, Kashioki ran out of the room, holding his mouth shut. He had been gone for two hours now, and Lyn was worried. She ouldn't very well go into the boy's bathroom, for that was where he was, so she tried to call him.

As she did, a mechanical voice sounded. Sorry, bitch, but you can't talk. Then the phone hung up. Kagome was walking by, so Lyn took her phone. Then she called Kashioki.

"Hel-URURRRRRRRRP! Ugh..."

"Kashi-kun?"

"Lyn? Ugh, hang on." A sound was heard. "Sorry, Shepherd's pie."

"Kashioki no baka! You know that eating the school pies is suicide!"

"I know... now anyways. Feeling better..."

"Ready to come home better?"

"Yeah. Be right out."

They hung up. Kashioki walked out, pale-faced.

"Hey Kashi-kun."

"Hi Lyn."

They started walking towards the exit.

"Kashi-kun, something's wrong with my phone."

"Lemme see." Kashioki took the phone and immediately discovered the problem. "Too heavy in the back..." He opened it up to see a microchip that shouldn't have been there. He took it out and put the phone back together. "Here you go."

"How did you know, the weight difference is so small..."

"I figure that having fixed them so many times I can figure it out."


Three shadows flitted through the night. They stopped outside the Higurashi residence.

"This is it?"

"Yes, the Master told us to go here."

"Around back, then."

They went into the back yard to see a young man polishing a katana. "Hello, ladies."

The first of the demons sneered. "Who are you, to talk to us as such?"

"Higurashi Kashioki, humbly at your service," he said, taking a bow. Then he got up. "But I'm afraid I can't let you go in."

The third laughed. "And you plan to stop us how?"

A large shadow towered over them. Three bloodcurdling screams rang out, and all again was silent.


Sorry bout the uber short chappy, but (gasp) the PLOT is coming! (horror music) review please!