Hey! I'm back! It has been forever since I last posted anything... Sorry, I blame writer's block. I tried to yesterday, but my computer shutdown suddenly as I was working. My computer hasn't messed up so far so... I'll try to post. I'm bad with deadlines, but I want to write with a routine.

I owe you this so to my readers... The next installment of Cheater Cheater:


Kid's Pov:

Liz cheating on me made me realize something... She is just not for me. But it still hurt knowing that she cheated on me. To get back at her, I have a plan... sorta...

My Plan:

1. Check if Liz is home

2. Find Patti

3. Get her away from Liz (who is hopefully in her room) so we can talk

4. Tell her about Liz cheating

5. Cover her mouth and pull her further away from Liz's room

6. Ask Patti for help for revenge

7. Be prepared to do anything

8. Stay symmetrical

Okay, okay. The eighth part of the plan was just a filler. I couldn't leave my plan at 7 steps though. That would be ASYMETRICAL! Anyways, I have already checked for Liz (she is painting her nails in her bedroom), found Patti, pulled her into the hallway so we could talk, told her about Liz cheating on me (Patti maliciously ripped off the head of the stuffed giraffe she was holding), covered her mouth with my hand (Patti started to yell "BIG SISTER IS CHEATING ON KIDDO-KUN WITH SOUL-KUN?! But she didn't finish because I stopped her at Soul"), and pulled her into the living room which is further away from Liz's bedroom. Unfortunately, by covering her mouth, she decided to lick my hand.


3rd Pov:

Kid lifted his hand from Patti's mouth and wiped both his hands on his pants to 'keep the symmetry'.

"Look Patti, I told you for a reason-" Kid was interrupted by Patti who finished his sentence by saying,

"To get revenge because you fail at making plans."

"Wait, how did you know my plan?"

"I looked at the paper in you jacket as you were to busy focused on getting me away from Liz. "

"Oh..." Kid said defeated.

"Yeah... I will help. I want you to be happy with Maka-chan" Patti replied honestly.

"How did you know about that?" Kid asked shocked.

"I didn't, until now. But I do see how you stare longingly at her though."

"Sometimes I wish you would just work on coloring your giraffes and tune the world out." Kid whispered quietly to himself, but Patti caught what he said and replied,

"I'm not an idiot, I can't just tune the world out like Black*Star."

"Haha, yeah. That kid is only focused on two things 1.) Becoming God and 2.) Tsubaki." Kid said, both now thinking about the boasting, blue-haired idiot.

"Mhmm. Oh, the plan. Hmmm... I think it should go like this..." And Patti whispered into Kid's ear. Both of their smiles full of mischief.


I'm not proud of this, but it's something. If you couldn't tell, I have writer's block and couldn't think of Patti's plan. If you have any ideas, PM me (I don't really care if you post it in the reviews, but I prefer it as a PM).

I will try to post within a month. No promises though... I hope you guys had a very Merry Christmas or a very happy whatever you celebrate and a Happy New Year.

XOXO

-WhiteRaven421