[B]Hannah Montana[/B]

"You want me to do what?"

"Sigh… I guess I'll have to explain everything from the beginning." Actually, Naruto had understood every word perfectly. But he wanted to be sure to have got it right. Because, if he got it right, he would be sure that his old, dear, baa-chan had finally gone senile… Or maybe juvenile. The Godaime snapped her fingers and Shizune suddenly closed the curtains of her office and turned on a projector, displaying the image of a girl with blonde hair. He had seen her around… A lot. TV, posters, CDs… "A couple of years ago this girl suddenly appeared in the musical world. Hannah Montana. She's currently one of the most famous and young singers in the world. Her talent is undeniable, and her looks and young spirit are a great attractive to everyone, particularly teenagers."

"I know who she is. Most famous?" Naruto cleaned one of his ears with his right pinky. "I don't like her that much…"

"Fool. I bet you haven't ever even listened to one of her songs." Tsunade glared at his young protégé. "If I don't hit you where you stand right now it's because we have work to do. The problem with her is that… She basically doesn't exist."

"Uh?" Naruto blinked at that. What did she mean?

"We checked. There's no birth certificate nor anything that a person named 'Hannah Montana' was ever born. It's a stage name. A fake one." Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

"So what?"

"It doesn't make sense." Tsunade replied flatly. "Why would someone so talented and famous want to hide her true identity and name? What if it's related to something obscure? Her sudden and enormous rise in popularity is not normal."

[I]Baa-chan probably doesn't know the power of evil… As in, the power of Disney.[/I] Naruto rolled his eyes. It was her who wasn't making sense.

"We suspect that there's someone behind her. Some kind of organization."

[I]Please don't say that, Baa-chan. Don't say that.[/I]

"Maybe even Akatsuki." Naruto palmed his face. Loudly. "Maybe they want her to become famous, an icon with lots of fan ready to die for her… For a second reason." Tsunade got up from her chair and snapped her fingers again. Shizune opened the curtains. "Your mission, Naruto, is to find out the true identity of Hannah Montana, and discover if her existence is a threat to the world as we know it!" Naruto wanted to bash his head in a wall. Hard. "Now, go!"

"…" Naruto was between crying and laughing. The situation was just too ridiculous, and Tsunade's imitation of the EBA's chief didn't help. But he knew that he couldn't refuse a mission without a good reason. And there wasn't any that he could find at the moment. He threw his arms up in defeat. "Alright, alright. Hokage-sama. I'll discover the true identity of Hannah Montana and eventually bring her to justice."

"Good. You…"

"Along with a complete discography all autographed by her, you freaking stalker." Tsunade froze. How did he…

--

Before going around the world searching for a technically inexistent person, Naruto decided to do some homework, with the help of Shikamaru, who was more than happy to help. He was a fan of the girl as well. Figures… With his help, he managed to find out something that had been till that moment overlooked. The planes the girl used to move to her concerts' locations. They all departed from different places, and Hannah always bought tickets for the full trip. Technically he was on board from the plane's first boarding. That was why nobody had ever noticed that most of the airplanes made a stop in a certain airport. Hypothetical location done.

Then he began to gather info about her. What she said she liked and what she didn't… He didn't find many useful things. And there was no guarantee that they weren't all lies. So, he had to take a guess with that. Someone famous who wants his real identity to stay hidden will probably try to lead a normal life. So, a normal school, acting like a normal girl, living in a normal house… Well, normal. Most of people there had houses by the seaside. Well, no matter. He chose to try a first school. So the next step was… Enrolment. But before that… Make up?

"Shizune-neechan, tell me again why I'm doing this?" Naruto was currently about to undergo a complete treatment that included lengthening of his hair so that it could be cut in a fashionable style and a permanent Genjutsu that would hide his whiskers till the mission was done.

"Because normal boys don't have whiskers, Naruto. And most of all, girls of that age usually go after cute guys. If Hannah acts like a normal girl, the more cute you are the more are the probabilities…"

"To lure her in?" He sent her a sceptical share. Then shook his head and frowned. He had a bad feeling about that…

--

Always trust a feeling from Naruto. Ever since he had entered that school he hadn't had time for a single minute of investigation. Because of fangirls. Normal ones were crazy, but yaoi ones were a plague to the world, in his opinion. He couldn't go around and stalk people because he himself was always stalked.

[I]Shizune-neechan did too much of a good work..[/I] He groaned while eating the cafeteria food. On top of that, it had been weeks ever since he had last eaten ramen. Good ramen. Instant-ready ramen was sold around there as well, but he had grown up used to the ambrosia that was Ichiraku's. He emitted something that resembled a low growl when he heard footsteps approaching him.

"Can…"

"I will not go out with you, I will not write you anything anywhere, and there's no way in hell I'm going to pose for a Yaoi drawing, you sick twisted…"

"Ehm… We just wanted to sit?"

"Uh?" Naruto his head to the right and laid eyes on two girls that seemed somewhat normal, in his eyes. He blushed in embarrassment. "Ehm… Sure. Go ahead."

"Thank you…" They sat in the vacant places on his right. Silence reigned supreme till the brown haired girl couldn't resist the impulse to ask… "Pose for a Yaoi drawing?"

"Don't mention it ever again." He sighed deeply and tried to focus on the food instead of the bad mental images. With not much success. "I swear, nowadays Yaoi is everywhere. I can't stand it as much as I can't stand Hannah Montana."

"…" He heard the sound of a fork digging a bit too deeply in a plate. "You don't like her?"

"Frankly? No." He had gotten a sudden attack of sincerity due to exasperation. "No one knows what she's really like, but I'm pretty sure she's some kind of bimbo with a cute face and a nice voice. I bet she doesn't even write her own songs. Not that they are too much of anything, as text. And I bet that this whole 'you can't know who I really am' is all to draw even more attention to herself."

"… Have you tried the curry they make here?" He didn't notice the voice of the brunette had become a little more strained.

"Nope."

"Oh, well. There's a first time for everything." Before Naruto could do anything to stop her the girl had got back on her feet and emptied her bowl of curry on his head, under the stares of the whole cafeteria. She then put the bowl back on the table. "I think it's a bit too spicy. What about you?"

"…" Naruto just couldn't get how the hell she managed to kept her voice cheerful even while clearly taunting him. "Let me guess. You're a fan?"

"Big time." He groaned. He was about to get up from the table to go wash his hair, to not draw more unwanted attention to herself… When a wicked idea came to his mind.

"Oh, well. You know what I like? Dogs." The girl didn't understand at first, but as soon as Naruto began to shake his head, her mouth opened in a loud 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'. Too late. Naruto's long hair threw curry everywhere, including on her. The food battle that ensued became legendary in the school's history. When it ended, the girl noticed that Naruto had managed to sneak out in the middle of the battle and was now deliberately walking in front of her and her friend completely clean. She had the sudden impulse of clawing his eyes out. And she already could hear her father's words of admonishment. 'Remember what the shrink said about 'people who are not your fans', Hannah?' Not that Lily would let it down either.

"Way to go, 'Hannah's biggest fan'! You just ruined all my chances of talking to the cute transfer student!"

"Ya think?!"

--

"Sweet nibblets. You're serious."

Miley just couldn't believe the guts or plain sheer stupidity of the guy in front of her. The same guy who clearly hated her other identity and had introduced herself to her showering her in the curry she had dropped on his head.

"I just asked you out. Don't get your panties in a twist." Naruto lowered his head to dodge the blow. The girl was about to blow a fuse.

"… Our first meeting triggered the biggest food battle in this school since Vietnam, we've kept on throwin' each other glares and bludgeoning objects every time we talk or even look at each other…"

"You've been. I've just dodged everything and ignored you with smug looks on my face." He dodged another set of pens. She was becoming more accurate by the day.

"Whatever! The point is, since we're basically as friendly as cat and dog, and I get dibs on being the dog since you're so 'agile', what makes you think my reply can be positive?! What made you ask me out in the first place?!"

"To the first question, because going out with me will give you plenty of opportunities to exact your revenge on me." She frowned. Good point. "Second question, because you're the only girl in this school with some brains. Or, enough brains to not become like the ones behind the corner." She turned her head and saw a hint of a stalking fangirl before the creature retreated behind the corner. She sighed and covered her eyes.

"… Touch me and you're dead."

"Cool. I pick you up at eight o'clock. Be pretty. And drop purple." Naruto blocked the thrown chair with one hand, got up from his seat and smirked. The assignment was hell, but there was this funny side to it.

--

"So… How did it go?"

A father usually waits for his daughter's return home because he's worried about her well-being in the sexual way, mostly. But since his daughter had told him that she was going out with the guy with which she had been at each other's throat ever since their first meeting, Robby became worried that he would see the police getting back home with her. Fortunately, she had come back home alone. Pretty pissed off and a mess of her clothes, but there was no blood on them, at least.

"How did it go?! HOW DID IT GO?!" She didn't care about the neighbour, it seemed. She stormed to the fridge and began to search for ice cream while ranting. "I sat in the car and he made me notice that I was 5 minutes late! You're not supposed to do that with a girl! Then, we spent the whole trip to the movies discussin' about which one to see! I won after threatenin' to scream 'RAPE!' somewhere during the first half!" He palmed his face while she closed the fridge and tried to force open the box of ice-cream. "We saw a romantic movie and he managed to find all the flaws of it at the point that now I hate that movie too! Then he brought me to eat something and managed to get us banned from there! Then we went for a walk on the beach, I shouted every insult I had been keeping in for the whole evening at him, we made out for an hour and then I punched him a black eye! And here I am! Just freaking-tastic!"

"…" Robby rolled his eyes while observing his daughter stuffing her mouth with ice-cream. Teens… "So… When are you two meeting again?"

"Next week. Day on the beach. I swear I'm going to kill him, sooner or later."

"So I suppose the one hour make out session was for the sake of your revenge?"

"YES IT WAS!"

"We're probably the most twisted couple ever existed."

"That's because you always hit me at least once every time we go out."

"That's because you are an ass to me every time."

"Not always. When we…"

"Well, we're a bit occupied during those moments!" She hit him on the top of his head with a book. They were supposed to be study chemistry, not talk about their love life that would make her father, brother and all her fans have an heart-attack, if word of it got out. That made her remember the 'gift' that she had brought to her boyfriend. Naruto was beginning to think that he would never discover who the hell was this Hannah Montana. It had already been two years since he started that mission. He hated the freaking mystery singer every day more. Suddenly, Miley's hand showed him something. He frowned.

"Hannah's latest CD?"

"I can't have a boyfriend who has not even tried to listen to my favourite singer."

"…" He just stared.

"It was that or a concert." He snatched it out of her hand.

"Just give me the damn thing…"

"…" Naruto was getting a damn headache. An enormous headache. He just couldn't understand how it had happened. And Miley grinning like a Cheshire cat didn't help. He mumbled something.

"I didn't get that." She teased him. He frowned.

"… ed it."

"I can't hear youuuu…"

"I LIKED IT! ALRIGHT?!" He hit himself in the face with his own punch right after. "I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I LIKE HER MUSIC!" Miley laughed, and her inner self did a little victory dance.

"Well, wanna meet her, then?"

"…" He blushed, still angry. "One thing at the time… Wait a minute." The words had just sank in. "You know her?"

"Just a minute." She suddenly opened her room's closed at took out two things: a wig and a container for contacts. She turned his back to him. He blinked. She tied her hair, put on the wigs and the contacts. She turned around. He blinked. "Hi! My friend Miley told me you're a biiiiiiiig fan of mine!" Thump. He had fainted and fell on his back on the floor. Hard. She blinked. "Well… That went better than what I thought."

"NARUTO, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WITH 'I KNOW WHO HANNAH MONTANA IS BUT I CAN'T EXPOSE HER TRUE IDENTITY BECAUSE I'M DATING HER'?!"

"Tsunade-sama, keep your voice down on the phone… WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT?!"

[B]Raven[/B]

"Again!"

"I'm not going to play with Raven's things ever again!"

"Again!"

"I'm not going to play with Raven's things ever again! Please, Cyborg! Let me stand up!"

"NO! Again!"

"How is he?"

"Seems he's fine." While Cyborg made BB do squats with the fridge on his back, Robin was checking on the state of the blonde that had 'suddenly appeared after he had touched the thingy that was shining red in Raven's room' according to the green boy, using the machines of the tower, helped by a concerned Starfire and a stoic Raven. He removed his eyes from the X-Ray vision machine. "No damage at all. He's perfectly fine. Just exhausted from the… interdimensional jump. Is that right, Raven?" The black haired teen nodded.

"Yes… But as I said, I suggest that we restrain him further." Raven was dubious and worried about the boy because of why he had appeared. She had the habit of scanning the interdimensional continuum for traces of dangers via one magical tool she managed to get a hold of during their missions. BB had touched it while it was 'shining red'. Red was the highest level of danger. That meant that whatever had been identified was a very powerful demon. Near her father's level, if not equal. And Beast Boy had managed to make the tool's setting change from scan to 'subdue' while detecting that same demon. Robin turned to her.

"Raven, I've checked on him. He's perfectly normal… Well, normal on the levels of an Olympic-level athlete." The leader of the Titans scratched the top of his head. "Every muscle of his body is trained and strong. I think he would be a good spar. But there's no trace of demonical power. Both you and the machines can't detect anything."

"… Still…"

"Owwww… Did you see the boulder that hit me on top of the head?" Everyone in the room had turned towards the source of the voice. The awakening blonde guy with the strange 'whiskers' on his cheeks. He groaned and blinked till his vision became something more than a blur. Then he blinked quizzically because he didn't recognize his surroundings… Or the people surrounding him. "Ehm… Where am I?" The, he observed himself. "And what the hell happened to my clothes?"

The Titans sweatdropped while the girls blushed. Yep. Even Raven. Since they had found him passed out and butt naked in her room…

--

"So… Basically the boy with the strange hair over there…"

"Looks who's talking!"

"At least I have a normal colour of hair! I was saying, he basically made me jump from my dimension to another?" Robin nodded and then scratched the top of his nose. The guy, now dressed in some of his spare normal clothes (orange t-shirt and green pants), was taking this surprisingly well.

"… You make it sound like you see things like these everyday." Suddenly voiced Raven. She still didn't trust their new acquaintance, even if he hadn't jumped at their throats right after waking up. He just nodded in reply.

"Somewhat…" Then, he grinned. "Wanna see?! It's cool!"

"…" Raven was beginning to summon her powers while she observed the boy make some strange seals with his hands. She had seen right. He was probably some kind of mage. Suddenly, he slammed the palm of his hand on the ground.

"Summoning technique!"

"! Watch out!" Suddenly, smoked filled the room, startling the Titans and making them stand in a guard stance. "I was right… You're an enemy! You summoned some of your minions…"

"I wouldn't call him a minion."

"I'm no minion, aniki!"

"…" The smoke was starting to clear. Raven narrowed her eyes to better observe… Then she froze. And screamed.

--

"Priceless! Ahahahahah! I've never seen Raven so startled!" Raven was using all her might and meditation experience to keep her rage under control. What was so funny? So she was afraid of frogs. What was the big deal? She just freaked out and suddenly started to throw everything in sight at the horse-sized frog and other random targets. BB patted the blonde on his right shoulder. "I like you, man! If you take back what you said about my hair, I think we can get along fine!"

"Deal." The grinning blonde then turned to the others. "I haven't even said my name, by the way. I'm Naruto! Uzumaki Naruto! The strongest ninja ever alive!"

"A Japanese name?" Said Robin, rubbing his chin.

"I suppose that the whole 'summoning' thing was a ninja technique too, hn?" Naruto nodded and Cyborg decided that their moody companion needed a little more teasing. "Just try to not summon frogs when Raven's around!"

"I'll keep that in mind. I don't see fridges thrown at me very often!" Naruto shared a laugh with the rest of the group, while Raven grumbled. But the atmosphere was broken when something undetectable was suddenly put on the table by the other girl in the group. While Naruto blinked, he could swear he had just seen the thing do the same at him, Robin groaned.

"It was already your turn to cook, Starfire?"

"… That thing is trying to seduce me. I swear, it keeps on winking at me!"

--

"Nice spar. You've done well." Robin offered Naruto a hand that he took with a pout.

"Yeah, yeah. You just say that because you've won." The leader of the titans had been right. Naruto really was a good spar. Almost no form and technique, but he made up for it with endurance. He pulled him back up. "Damn, I don't think I've ever seen anyone move like yourself."

"I've been trained by one of the best ones." Simply replied Robin and wiped the sweat from his face with a towel that he then threw at Naruto. "What about taking part in one of our training sessions, tomorrow? That way you will able to go all out."

"Sounds great. But now I think I'll go and hit the showers. See you at dinner!" Naruto waved at him while turning around and Robin chuckled a bit and began to walk up the stairs. He preferred to use his own room's shower. Naruto walked to the common ones and opened the water. "They're really fun to be around. Even if I don't understand why that Raven girl is always moody… AHHHH!" He had turned around and had found himself face to face with said moody girl. Good thing he had decided to keep his towel on till the water got warm enough. "W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"What kind of demon are you?" That made Naruto blink and stop from throwing a tantrum about emo stalker girls. "The tool that brought you here signalled that it had detected a very powerful demon, before it malfunctioned and acted as a interdimensional door. I want to know what kind of demon you are. And if you are not, what kind of relationship you have with one."

"…" Naruto stared at her… And then rolled his eyes, sighing. He had finally understood what had kept the girl on her toes for the whole week he had been the Titans' guest. "Short version? I have my world's most powerful demon sealed in my belly. When you picked me up I was using his power."

"…" Raven observed his face a little sceptical. It was the first time she had heard of a demon being sealed inside a human… But that would explain why she had not been able to detect anything from him. "I see… You can control its power willingly?"

"Yes. But it also comes out whenever I get angry… The more angry I get…" She stared at him for a while. Then, she nodded.

"I understand. Sorry for… Intruding on you."

"Don't worry. I was just…" Naruto's towel had chosen that exact moment to drop from his waist. They both blushed.

--

"So, you have… A demon sealed inside yourself as well?" Another training session had just ended. And Naruto had been observing Raven whenever he could without getting himself hurt. The girl seemed to know a lot about demons and her powers seemed some kind of magic. That's what made him ask while walking beside her in the hall.

"… No." She shook his head. "My father himself is one of the most powerful and evil demons ever existed."

"…" Naruto blinked once. Twice. Thrice. The he silently groaned. Couldn't the girl act a little more normal, from time to time? Like, show some emotions to make herself easier to… Then it sank in. "… Don't tell me that your powers…"

"They react to my emotions. I keep them under control by always being… 'Moody'." She joked on his choice of words. "They're mostly for telekinetic use, if they're suppressed. But… Do you remember when I got scared because of your frog?" He nodded. How could he forget? It was complete chaos. And BB had to mute in a snake and change his skin to get the burns off himself. And he could swear that some of the shadows were starting to take shapes. "That was when I was scared. Imagine if I get angry."

"…" Naruto scratched his right cheek, sweating a little. Her angry self would probably get along really well with his four-tailed state. "They react… To every kind of emotion?"

"…" She stayed silent for a few seconds. Then she closed her eyes. "Most of them."

"…" Naruto stared at her for a few seconds before sighing and hugging her from behind. Raven was startled by the sudden gesture.

"… Why?" She was a little confused.

"Because you just looked like you could really use one."

"…" She didn't say anything. She just observed his arms enveloping her pale body for a while. Then, she raised her right hand and leaned it on them. "I suppose…"

--

"… This is ridiculous."

"No. The fact that you didn't even know what a tan was is ridiculous. Going to the beach is a normal thing."

"KAWABONGA!" Raven shielded them from BB suddenly turning in a little whale during the jump from the cliff, splashing most of the beach with water. Robin and Cyborg were trying to make Starfire understand that humans didn't have to get a Frisbee with their mouths like dogs. And Naruto was trying to get Raven to walk in the sun with just her swimsuit on.

"Oh, come on. It's not like you have anything to be ashamed off. You've got one hell of a body." Naruto tried the way of flattery.

"… The problem is that I show too much of it." She was blushing, and still couldn't understand how they had persuaded her to get in a bikini in the first place. "I mean… It barely covers… My breasts…"

"Ehm, that's my fault. You didn't look like a C-Cup, to me. So I told Starfire to get a B-Cup sized bikini." She blushed even more. She supposed she was her fault in the first place, since she hadn't wanted to share that kind of information when Starfire asked her. But she still wasn't taking off the beach towel. Naruto groaned and then sat beside her. "Fine! I'm not moving from here till you get that thing off or you get a heat-stroke!"

"…" Raven slowly turned to him, observing his face. Then, an idea came to her mind. "You want to see me in a swimming suit that badly?" He snorted and crossed his arms behind his head.

"Please. I just want you to open up a little, and you have a nice body, but Starfire beats you on every front." She frowned and turned around again. He just snickered. "Yes. I'm being an asshole."

"…" Raven began to observe Starfire, taking in her body… Then she peeked at herself under the towel. She then slowly turned to Naruto again. "Mine are bigger."

"It's not just a matter of chest… Wait, what did you just say?"

--

"Focus. Empty your mind."

"I'm trying!" Naruto had his eyes closed, his legs crossed and his arms extended in Raven's same position. The only difference was that he wasn't levitating. She had offered to Naruto to join her in her meditating sessions. But he was being horrible. She sighed when she noticed that it wasn't working at all and hovered back to the ground.

"What's distracting you so much?"

"Eh!" He suddenly shot his eyes open and stared at her in surprise. She was confused. It was a simple question. He blushed and turned around. "…"

"… What is it?"

"… elf."

"…" She stood silent, but she knew he would notice that she wanted a clearer version of the sentence.

"… You." She blinked. "It's… Pretty awkward… Being alone in the your room… With you."

"…" She blinked one more time. She found herself doing that a lot around Naruto. "What do you mean?" He groaned and punched his head a couple of times.

"You really are hopeless! I really have to say it clearly?!" He shouted. She just kept on being silent. He sighed and turned to her, blushing and with a pouting face. "… I like you."

"… What?" She flushed. And still couldn't get the words to completely sink in.

"I like you! I find you attractive and nice to be around! And I'd like to ask you out if I wasn't so shy! And I just can't understand why I'm shy around you, out of every girl I've ever met in my life!"

"…" She stared at him, flushing by now as much as him, but without allowing her face to change as much more as her eyes getting slightly larger. She then moved her gaze to the ground. That day she had big problems in meditating too.

--

"What… What's this?"

"Well… I thought… If I couldn't take you out, I could bring you somewhere near here…" Very near. The rocky shore just below the T-Tower. When he asked her to come with her somewhere, she didn't expect him to bring her there… In front of a levelled rock with a towel and something to eat and drink. He helped her sit down on the towel and handed her something to drink. He smiled and then pointed at the sky. She raised her head and blinked. Since when could the sky and stars be seen so clearly from there, with all the light pollution of the city nearby? "A little trick I learned from an acquaintance who stuffed a crow in my mouth."

"…" She would have to ask him about that later. Right now, she just was mesmerized by the sight. It was just ten minutes later that she noticed she had started holding one of his hands at some point. She blushed and felt her heart skip a beat. But she gave his hand a squeeze nonetheless. "… Do you… I mean… Why?"

"… I don't really know." He smiled, shaking his head. She turned to him. He turned to her as well and brought his free hand to her left cheek. She let out a soft 'Oh.' He smiled at her while caressing it. "Does it matter, though?"

"…" She stared back at him. And with her heart beating that fast, she was wondering why she hadn't lost control of her powers. She could swear that his eyes were shining, for a moment. She brought her own free hand to his hand caressing her face. "No…"

"…" He closed his eyes and leaned towards her. She stopped him.

"No." He blinked. Maybe he had been too forward? "Please… Keep your eyes open?"

"…" He smiled and complied with her wishes. It was a bit awkward to kiss while staring back at each other but… It was a good first kiss nonetheless.

--

It worked even better than meditating. Staring in his eyes, that was. Whenever they were alone, everything they did they did staring in each other's eyes. She found herself at peace. And she loved it. She especially liked it when they held hands as well while staring into each other's deep orbs. And she loved it when they had sex while staring into each other's eyes and holding hands. That made them unable to try some positions, but… He wasn't picky. And she wasn't either. The others were, it seemed. BB had one day asked Raven to be louder since there was no fun in peeking, otherwise. The others had quite a bit of a problem to extract his unconscious form from the floor in which he had been embedded.

"… What do you see in my eyes that you like so much?" He asked her. She smiled and kissed him on the lips sweetly before replying.

"Completion."