A/N: so here is the next installment of The Boy is Mine. This arc has a new villain in it. and for all of you who love jealous or angry blaine, you will love this chapter. i will try and upload ever week now since all my exams are done. i hope you all enjoy and again, sorry for the late update
Disclaimer: i own none of the glee characters mentioned in this fic.
CHAPTER 8
It was a particularly boring Monday in school for Blaine as he roamed the halls of McKinley. Kurt and his relationship had begun to return back to a normal state once again and he couldn't be happier. Suddenly, he is pulled in tightly by a tall tanned boy, "A little birdie told me you wanna have a threesome with me?" Puck chuckled.
Blaine growled and answered, "Not me; Kurt. And no way Noah! He's mine!"
Puck playfully punched Blaine, "Kurt and Rachel are the only ones in Glee who can call me Noah. You haven't earned the right yet!"
Blaine waved him off with a careless shrug and continued to walk to his next class. French was hard for Blaine; only because he couldn't concentrate on the lesson. Every time the teacher brought something up in French, he would picture his beautiful boyfriend saying it…. in the nude. Blaine had a very normal 18 year-old teenage boy's sex drive; and it didn't help that his boyfriend was sexy as hell.
Time flew by so slowly until the bell rang for lunch. He ran into the cafeteria looking for the table containing the glee kids. One look and he realized Kurt was not sitting there.
Blaine approached Mercedes, who was arguing with Rachel about whether Diana Ross would have sung My Man from Funny Girl better than Barbra, "Hey guys, where is Kurt?"
Rachel gave him a confused look, "Didn't he tell you? Being the original only out kid in McKinley, Principal Figgins insensitively volunteered him to show around a new transfer student. I guess since he made Kurt do it, the guy must be a flamer."
Mercedes slapped the back of Rachel's hand lightly, "that's extremely offensive"
Rachel scoffed, "I have two gay dads. I'm allowed to say that"
Before Blaine could remark, he heard an angelic voice pipe from behind him. He turns around and sees his luminescent boyfriend smiling at him. Blaine's smile broke off immediately as he saw the new kid standing right beside Kurt. The boy was wearing tight red jeans with a candy cane striped top. He had a moss green vest to go with it and a robin hood-esque hat to match. He had these round glasses on and he wore the goofiest smile Blaine has ever seen.
"Blaine, I would like you to meet Chandler. Chandler this is Blaine" Kurt introduced them.
"Hi" Blaine reached his hand out, "I'm Blaine. Kurt's BOYFRIEND"
Chandler politely smiled and shook Blaine's hand, "Nice to meet you. I'm just Kurt's friend"
Kurt gave Blaine a confused look, "Well Chandler and I were about to go to the choir room. I was going to let Mr. Schue know that he wants to audition for glee club."
Blaine answered sarcastically, "oh great. Cuz if there's anything glee club needs, it's another gay kid"
Chandler simply chuckled, "Kurt said you were funny. It was really nice to meet you all"
Blaine quickly asked back, "you've only met me though?"
"I met everyone else this morning at the parking lot. Apparently Kurt sent out a mass text to everyone for them to meet me" Chandler replied.
Blaine smiled gracefully, "Babe, may I have a word?"
Kurt smiled, "Sure." And turned to Chandler, "stay here; don't go anywhere"
Chandler nodded and sat down with Mercedes and Rachel.
Blaine clutched Kurt by the forearm and dragged him outside into the hall.
"Sweety, you're hurting me" Kurt commented.
"What the hell Kurt? Why didn't I get the mass text message? Why am I the last to know that you are hanging around with a gay kid who isn't your boyfriend" Blaine asked.
"Relax Blaine. He has a boyfriend. I'm all yours" Kurt chastely kissed Blaine's cheek.
"That's not the point; why the secrecy?" Blaine asked.
"Well honestly, I didn't think it would be a big deal. Not like I'm flirting with him. He makes funny flirts to me sometimes but it's all innocent. I don't reciprocate. And he has a boyfriend" Kurt explained.
"I trust you Kurt. It's him I don't trust. He looks at you like a piece of meat" Blaine rebutted.
"And you don't?" Kurt smirked.
"Well you're my piece of meat" Blaine answered slightly patting Kurt's round bottom.
"Did Puck talk to you today?" Kurt asked.
"Yeah, it was awkward. People have been saying that we want to have a threesome with him. He smelled good though" Blaine remarked.
Kurt and Blaine burst into a fit of awkward laughter when suddenly Chandler, Mercedes and Rachel come out of the cafeteria.
"Lunch is almost over. What the hell have you two been doing out here?" Mercedes asked.
"Nothing" Kurt piped.
"See you in Glee?" Blaine asked.
"Of course" Kurt answered; leaning in for a quick kiss.
Blaine saw Chandler eyeing Kurt's lips and took advantage of that. Blaine dipped Kurt and attacked his mouth passionately. He stuck his tongue into Kurt's mouth in a jealous rage. Kurt flailed his arms about for a few seconds but melted into the wonderful taste of Blaine's tongue. Rachel quickly smacked Blaine's shoulder to cease the kiss.
"Do you want to be thrown in the dumpster?" Rachel asked, "if any of the jocks saw that; that would be the end of your lives!"
"At least I died kissing the one I love" Blaine winked.
Kurt just fanned himself from the intense kiss. His eyes welled up and his lips swollen. He turned to Chandler, "shall we?"
Chandler nodded and began to walk. Kurt turned around to follow him but not before he yelped because Blaine thought it would be funny to slap his ass as he walked away.
"See you later babe" Blaine yelled.
It was Mercedes turn to smack Blaine.
"Ow! Will you two stop hitting me?" Blaine whined.
"What are you up to?" Mercedes asked.
"Nothing" Blaine answered.
"Are you jealous?" Rachel gasped.
"No I'm not. I just wanted to kiss my boyfriend" Blaine shrugged.
"In front of the new GAY kid?" Mercedes asked.
"You're like a little jealous puppy; marking your territory" Rachel laughed.
"I'm not taking this abuse anymore. I'm going to go find a granola bar or something cuz I haven't had lunch yet" Blaine waved as he walked away.
"You can run but you can't hide from the truth" Mercedes and Rachel yelled.
"So Blaine seems nice" Chandler mentioned.
"He is amazing. He's romantic, good-looking, and muscular, not as fashion forward as me but that's ok, great kisser, comforting, honest, loyal, understanding…" Kurt trailed off.
"I get it! He's superboyfriend!" Chandler interrupted.
"What's wrong?" Kurt asked.
"Would you ever go out with someone who isn't muscular and fashion forward? And potentially not as good-looking?" Chandler asked.
"I'm not superficial Chandler. It's just an amazing bonus to be those things. I think personality and chemistry should be the top of the list always." Kurt answered.
"Would you ever go out with me?" Chandler whispered.
Kurt burst out into laughter but stopped when he saw Chandler's straight face, "Oh, umm I have a boyfriend as you can clearly see. And I don't know you enough yet to know if I like you more than a friend."
"That's understandable" Chandler said with a smile, "if things go downhill with Blaine, you and I get to know each other more, then I could be the one kissing you in the hallways."
"Ok?" Kurt said laughing nervously as they walked in to their next classroom.
When the bell for the end of school went off, Blaine ran right for Kurt's locker. As he approached, he already saw the familiar figure of the new kid.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom quickly" Kurt told Chandler not realizing Blaine was right behind him.
"I'll miss you" Chandler said.
"Goof! I swear one of these days Blaine is going to hear you and shoot you in the head" Kurt walked away.
Chandler smiled at Kurt and looked back towards the locker. Blaine stood right in front of him with the deadliest glare he has ever seen.
"Back off! He's mine. He is not yours to take. And if you don't understand that? I BOX" Blaine growled.
"We will have to see about that preppy boy" Chandler answered.
"What is your problem?" Blaine asked.
"You and Kurt are not meant for each other. You are two very different peas in a pod. He's glamorous and you like getting sweaty. He dresses amazingly and you kind of look like an overgrown toddler. He deserves to be with someone who at least has some common ground with him. You are the Alpha Gay! Don't waste your time on us Beta Gays" Chandler explained.
"Oh trust me, Kurt loves getting sweaty with me" Blaine smirked.
"You are nothing but a typical egotistic teenage boy. You are so conceited because you have muscles and abs and have wonderful cheekbones. How do you think that makes Kurt feel when everywhere you two go, people ask why someone as attractive as you is settling for an acquired beauty like Kurt?" Chandler asked.
"I'm only going to say this one more time! Back off my man because if you don't, you're scrawny ass is in for a world of hurt" Blaine threatened.
Kurt suddenly arrives with a smile on his face, "Hey, why does it feel very tense right now?"
Chandler smiled, "we were just talking about how ALL is fair in LOVE and WAR" finishing that sentence with a glare at Blaine.
Blaine growled back, "then this means WAR" as he grabbed Kurt by the hand and dragged him out to the parking lot.
"I'm not quite sure what is going on!"Kurt yelped.
NOTE: i couldn't resist it. i had to expand the chandler story more. i think ryan murphy didn't want to expand on the story so i did it for him. except the way Kurt and Chandler meet in this one is totally different. tell me what you guys thinK! reviews please! i want to make another smut chapter too. or i could start a new fic that's just chapter after chapter of Klaine sexcapades. what do you guys think?
