Funny Detectives Chapter 8 - part 1

I'm aiming to complete the last two chapters of this fanfic as a two parter, Ray excitedly prepares for an upcoming date and Alex and Gene worryingly presume their planned nighttime rendezvous will go disastrously wrong. This was latest chapter completed around the same time as the previous chapter 7, the one i posted yesterday. A bit shortened but a very good read.

Gene had vulnerably began to wish he hadn't reluctantly stepped one foot into CID the next morning bringing his cup from the kitchen and finding himself under the watchful eye of every smirking detective in CID, he sensed tongues were waggling around the clock someone from the station cottoned on or either way had discovered the loved up detectives swiftly dashing away from the nightclub, whose spilt the beans…for fucks sake I'm getting some demanding answers from this gossiping mischief-maker, Alex thoroughly pledged she wouldn't dare breath a single word, so straight away he ruled her out, standing tall in his office, he exchanged an playful demonstrative look of love with Alex as she powerlessly struggled to enclose some obvious romantic feelings whilst still concentrating on work Damn you Gene Hunt for being so bloody utterly sexy

"Christopher a word… my office" Gene muttered quietly, motioning for the younger Detective Constable to step forward and close the door behind him once as he did exactly that, nervously approaching, his hands shaking and entering the small office, standing as nearer to the entrance, he coughed anxiously, sensing he'd be sworn at for telling too much.

"What was it you wanted to see me about?…erm Guv…If it's about last night I swear…I never meant to blab..the big bouncer put pressure on me asked if i knew the identity of the couple getting it on the men's toilets...i said i never knew..then this morning i remembered seeing DI Drake running away from the nightclub so i guessed it had been you two...I accidentally let slip to Shaz and she must have mentioned to someone else in here " Chris began to panick self-consciously , palms sweating abundantly, he felt intensely ashamed to have even opened his big mouth.

"Chris If you'd presumed I'd cheat on Alex I wouldn't not in a million years..all I'm trying to say is I'm very disappointed that you tittle-tattled on me and DI Drake to everyone in CID didn't want my personal life being the subject of hot gossip…straightway now I'm suddenly about to become the butt of everyone else's jokes which i really am not looking forward to" Gene despondently acknowledged his inner fearfulness, god he loathed the possibility of his love life being flaunted around, being asked how good Drake is in the bedroom and when the day would come for him to propose to Alex.

"Guv I understand its none of my business to interfere in your personal life but you should really consider what you're saying…I know when me and Shaz started dating two years ago…I pathetically sheltered away from lovingly kissing her in public and in front of Ray..felt like a right dim-witted nonce…all I know is relationships take time to get use to and eventually people you work with accept it…don't become all hypercritical of covering up your truthful logical feelings" Chris provided some helpful long-lasting suggestions, he himself hadn't been entirely comfortable on his own love life being discussed.

"So what you're supposedly saying is I should go out there and grasp Alex in my arms, proclaim my feelings" Gene simply tried to empathize, deciding to maintain quietness, he pouted suggestively whilst considering that exact thought.

"Well yeah…Guv times drastically change you've got to stop hiding your affections for Alex..she needs reassurance that you're not going to hide away your relationship with her as if its some thing laughable...i think you have to be lovey dovey " Chris smirked merrily, nudging his DCI in the upper bicep.

"Lovey Dovey..blimey you making think I'm some sort of Casanova or romantic god of love...I'll consider what i feel Christopher...Oh by the way what happened to Ray last night?…how did he get on with chatting up that brunette bird on the bar….bet he buggered up his chat lines disastrously" Gene sniggered deafeningly which consecutively aggravated Chris, he never reasonably preferred to see Gene laughing at Ray's miserable expense.

"Guv you might essentially be flabbergasted me telling you this…Ray pulled that brunette bird last night…because I definitely lost track of them….when one of the busty barmaids dragged me on the dance floor and demanded I danced to Cars by Gary Numan..should have seen me..I was king of the dance floor" Chris delighted in telling an unimpressed Gene whose eyes drifted elsewhere and quickly gave the impression of more or less becoming fascinated in studying Alex's reddened lips and beautiful mascara covered eyelids.

Alex had gloriously ignited a burning lust within his heart, his heart continuously outsmarted his general feelings, he just couldn't get enough of Alex, deep down this scared him frighteningly, the time of commitment and declaring your feelings, the night before after he affirmatively declared he loved her, doubts bubbled in his stomach, perhaps he'd uttered too much.

"More or less you're performing like king of the divs Christopher" Gene muttered humorously, finding some precious time in commenting on his well respected DC's awareness.

"Guv for crying out loud you two should go and get a room…" Chris considerately informed him, standing alongside him, the woman in question, the love of Gene's life entered.

"Well ...What have you two gossipers been discussing about?" Alex murmured happily, momentarily losing genuine concentration, her eyes drawn only on Gene's as he invited her to sit with him on the desk. She demonstrated the gifted inspirational meaning of love, she'd undoubtedly completely knackered him out breathlessly, as he tenderly made love to her, both of them ecstatically loved the danger of nearly being caught out in public places, Gene inevitably blamed his girlfriend for this, so brushing his regrets out the way, he persistently searched for something that would significantly encourage his closeness and fondness for Alex, as she caressed his broad shoulders with one hand.

"Remember what I said Guv" Chris knowingly stated upon leaving, hurrying back into CID, cheeks still looking as reddened as ever, Shaz giving him thumbs of approval as she appeared to have guessed what had taken the two detectives so long to talk about.

"Oh is this an male influential unspoken thing in which the girlfriend doesn't overhear about…Gene just you don't forget my psychology skills can detect anything you've rigorously mentioned behind my back" Alex cleverly reminded him that she didn't open-mindedly like to be informed of an important matter last.

"Bugger Bolls...when you say that sounded word…Psychology you make it seem remarkably sexy. Kind of gives me an pleasurable pain-free hard on….other thoughts I've had …just thinking tonight my house…I'll cook an exotic delicious romantic meal for you…around 8pm…or nevertheless I'll sweep you up in my big manly arms and escort you toward the Quattro and unveil round two of our playful erotic game that I mean having yer knickers down in record time and shagging you senseless…trust me Bolls its my miraculous masculine prowess that'll have you begging for release in unvbelievable time " Gene fondly tightened Alex within his protective arms, the incredible touch of her hand tracing throughout his blond rough hair guaranteed to add an stimulating desire of inadequately wanting to have her right that minute on his desk her legs parted and him entering her from behind, at that point Gene expertly turned Alex to face the open viewed windows as the other detectives concentrated on working.

"Mmm Gene we've really got to prevent ourselves..from thinking of shagging each other senseless when in fact anyone could rudely barge in unpredictably" She seductively implied encouraging him by clutching his left hand and guiding it underneath her see through blouse, so he cop a feel of her breast, she closed her eys tightly feeling his cool breath tickling down the back of her neck, she shivered endlessly.

"You trying to entice me Bolls in a sexy fantasy situation…you know what right now I could just fib to the troops and say we're importantly needed elsewhere on an inquiry and secretly drag you to the men's staff toilets and have my naughty way with you" Gene traced his tongue over the smoothness of Alex's chin line, delighting in the sounds of her distinguished lower key moan from beyond her throat.

"Me I'd never do such a thing Gene.. I'd only blush red-faced if you done something so mind-blowing and pinned me on this desk…" Alex flirtatiously whispered against his ear, blowing cool wind against his jaw.

"Can't…sorry Bolls…I promise you're in for the night of your life courtesy of the Gene Genie and that's what you shall enjoyably receive" Gene resonantly growled appreciatively, as they kissed passionately, love fulfilling their respective actions, Alex using both hands fervently to seduce him, gratefully attempting to captivate her boyfriend's concealed yearning.

" Christ on my god almighty bike…" Gene gasped surprisingly, softly reaching a hand round to cup the right hand side of her face "Am I right to presume… Bolly that you willingly want me getting carried away…always mischievous you are..never know what in that pretty little head of yours" Gene said, joyfully ridiculed Alex's present impatience as she disapprovingly backed away.

"Oh Stuff the dinner, Gene all I want tonight is you.. Nothing more… no interruptions…no Chris poking his head out the backstreet window of a earsplitting nightclub" Alex regrettably hadn't dared mentioned to Gene, the last sight she saw otherwise as they obviously disappeared up the dampened alleyway, clothes scattered everywhere.

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Ray's grin broadened beamingly as he marched up towards CID the very next morning late as normal but that never seemed to really bother him, his confidence brimming, joyfulness in his heart, his disheartened pride surely re-established, for the first time ever he treasured the knowing fact of attentively whisking a bubbly Cheryl away when Chris briefly turned his back, the two new friends shared plenty in common, Cheryl admitted she was an female Detective Inspector who had transferred from Burnley Police Station, stating she never valued grubby uncaring detectives and looked for a newer beginning, a newer surrounding.

Ray gratifyingly loved Cheryl's truthfulness, kindness and genuine company he discovered, she hadn't trusted a man in a relationship for more than 5 years and courageously took a leap of faith in inviting her out for drinks away from the prying eyes of his Fenchurch East colleagues, as they danced flawlessly, to one those bothersome Duran Duran cheesy ballad songs, distractingly he looked upwards, apprehension playing a part in his thoughts which were extinguished altogether as he observed her eyes illuminating under the disco dance floor lights changing his mind, the measurable opening of her generosity that twinkled her dark blue eyes, it astounded Ray immediately as he suspected he was falling dependently under her loving spell. Above everything he urgently wanted this night to last forever after he'd bigheartedly accompanied her home, both sharing a goodnight kiss on the lips.

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Gene splashed a freshness of water over his upper bare-chested torso standing naked in the shower in his bathroom, his head lowered in contemplation , whilst he embarked on considering what exactly did any woman in England and the whole of London find rewardingly adorable and attractive about him, had his legendary prowess played a significant part in charming the lacy knickers of a posh bird counting Alex as well or had it been his famous pouting lips that caused a lucky woman's legs tremble and quiver whenever his presence had been required effectively. He just didn't know and desired to uncover the truth, as he intended to meet Alex within the car park of the station after dark and after Chris and Shaz had totted enthusiastically to Luigi's.

One hopeful suggestion he capably understood, tonight the night was still so young, the music would blissfully unwind, comforting and lovemaking would end their night on a higher note, he felt as if he'd been daydreaming, having a magnificent, sexy girlfriend who treasured the ground he walked on for her, gleefully he numerously counted his lucky stars so many times, rubbing his eyes with his large thumb just so he could believe it, what did she manage to see in an old toss pot like him, only she could reveal in her own seductive sexy little way.

Alex's former fling Claude was now a distant memory, Gene wondered whether the lothario had emigrated away off abroad somewhere after a shortened aggressive run-in with the British police .

20 minutes later, now out of the shower and getting changed in front of the large framed bedroom mirror. Carefully readjusting his bow tie, annoyingly he gave up instaneously on tying it ,bearing in mind as he barely couldn't tie anything together accurately, so Gene decisively went for the sophisticated and stylish look, hair ruffled parted upwards in a gelled quiff, hopeful that Alex will caress those delicate womanly hands of hers throughout his blondish hair, have him feeling absorbed in response, quivering and shivering under her irresistible touches.

I maybe no Prince Charming but I know how to woo the knickers of a posh bird...my legendary one liners never let me down in doing the trick... Gene grinned proudly getting away with just one look at his reflection in the mirror, if anyone had been there to seen they'd be accusing him of being a right show-off. The doorbell rang, Gene's left eye notably twitched, Alex had arrived early, perhaps keen to impress him, he dashed downstairs as fast as he could and graciously answered the door, the feel of his cock heightened within his boxers, to say he hadn't seen such a magnificent sight would be the bizarre statement of the century, his jaw halted prevent another word from being uttered.

"Thought i'd surprise you by turning up on your front door step out of the blue much earlier than anticipated...Well aren't you going to invite me in Gene...I'm freezing out here in this stunning dress" Alex found this unseen facial expression of Gene's shyness quite adorable to glance at, he couldn't even avert his eyes away from the best part, the v necked shaped opening she displayed, the unadulterated long flowing dress astounded his eyes, Alex delighted in this, always knowing what type of dress to wear, one that would drive him utterly insane with desire and lust the moment he set his lingering eyes upon her.

"Erm..what oh yeah come in Bolly I can tell things are going to better...I'm glad i successfully persuaded you in the end into having out romantic meal ...Maybe we can slow dance together..later... " He tenuously snapped himself from looking down at her breasts furthermore, allowing her to skip past him on the front doorstep, as she looked ahead, acknowledging the already radiant candlelights lighting up the dining room, Gene lighty patted her bum, growling like an animal, as he stared at her impeccable bum, the amusing way she intentionally frustrated him by wiggled it before his eyes.

"Gene Hunt well i never...resorting to admiration...maybe we should perhaps skip dessert and you know try something a lot better later" Alex felt outrageously mischievous, she hardly could explain why tnhis was apparent, she felt thankful she changed her mind about going on a midnight drive in the Quattro, she felt that someone might have overheard if they'd have been having sex in the car. They bought out the ultimate best within each other and eagerly looked forward to a night they wouldn't be forgetting in a lifetime.

End of chapter

Last chapter will be up very soon, keen to makee it more about Ray and provide an insight on his date with Cheryl.