First off I really want to say thanks to those of you reading… I obsessively check which countries people have been reading my story in… CRAZY how there are people from Pakistan and Poland (land of my ancestors) and Isle Of Man (I didn't even know where that was) and United Arab Emirates and Egypt and Nigeria like wOW

I also really want to thank xSimplyMex for reviewing a bunch and giving me the confidence not to tear this story down and pretend like it never happened!

Now…

Get ready for some possible drama…or anti jokes…or both!

Disclaimer: still busy not owning Sonny With A Chance

ENJOY

Sonny POV

The bell on the door rang while we were waiting. I looked across the room to see who is was and my face immediately dropped.

"What's wrong?" Chad noticed my expression.

"That girl that just walked in used to be the leader of a mean group of girls I used to go to school with," I subtly motioned towards her. Her name is Kayla. You can tell just at a glance how fake her entire face and body has become, she clearly starves herself, and cakes on the makeup. It's sad. Honestly.

"Wow. She's uh..." Chad turned back around towards me, "She's no you, that's for sure."

"You think?" I asked. Everyone used to envy her for her looks and being rich and always having a hot boyfriend by her side.

"Compared to you, she looks like a homeless man," He smiled at me. Where was Chad all those years ago when I really needed him?

"Awe, really?" I blushed slightly, "That's ironic because she used to call me ugly and fat everyday. She'd also have guys ask me out as a joke," I recalled looking down at my hand intertwined in Chad's.

He saw my sad look, "Wanna make her jealous?"

"How?" I inquired.

"Uhm, look at how amazingly gorgeous we both are. If we put on a really cute act, she won't be able to live with herself," Chad said and I giggled.

"Why not?"

"Hey Sonshine, why was the boy sad?"

"Why?"

"Because he had a frog stapled to his face," Chad said and I laughed as 'cutely' as I could, "What's red and smells like blue paint?"

"What?"

"Red paint," He said and I laughed again. Only these were genuine laughs because he knows anti jokes are my favorite.

"How do you make a plumber cry?"

"How?"

"You kill his family," Chad laughed.

"That's horrible!" I lightly hit his arm and tried my best not to laugh.

"What has two legs and is red all over?"

"What?" I braced myself.

"Half a cat," He laughed again and I had the same reaction.

"Oh yeah? What's brown and sticky?" I decided to do him one better.

"What?"

"A stick!" I giggled, "What's blue and fluffy?"

"What?"

"Blue fluff!" I laughed harder.

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?" He asked.

"We're both lawyers!" We said in unison and laughed.

"Well, well, well… look what the Chicago wind blew here," Kayla and some familiar looking man were standing at the edge of our table. Too soon.

"Uhm hi…Cora? Katie?" I messed with her after the totally uncalled for stage collapse joke.

"It's Kayla."

"Right…" I gave her a fake grin.

"Don't you remember me?" The man said.

"Honestly…no." I told him.

"I'm Gabe…" He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. I just stared at him, "Gabe Cook…"

"Doesn't ring a bell."

"We used to date," He tried.

"Oh now I remember. You dated me for two months as a joke," I recalled.

"That was a huge mistake!" He said.

"Got that right," Chad squeezed my hand.

"Mhmm…" I rolled my eyes.

"If you could give me another chance…" He started. The waitress came by with the credit card. Kayla glared at him. I raised a brow and snuck a glance at my hubby.

"You had your time," Chad and I started getting up from the booth.

"But Sonny!" He called to me while we were going towards the door.

"Oh, now you remember my name," I watched a scene between him and Kayla unfold.

"What a jerk," Chad said when we got into the car.

"And that's coming from you," I laughed.

"So from what I've seen and heard, you've dated a lot of jerks," Chad mentioned.

"I don't think I ever once dated a guy who treated me right, besides you of course," I said.

"But why?" Chad asked me.

"I don't know…I guess it was the things they told me and how they made me feel sometimes. I only ever wanted to be loved by an actual male," I sighed.

"Yeah I noticed there aren't many of those in your family," Chad pointed out.

"My family has a history of not being lucky with men. All of us girls stick together. I think I'm the first in many generations to have had such a successful relationship," I smiled at Chad.

We got back late after the movie (who knew a kids movie would go until 11?). Annie, Aunt Lola, and my Aunt Macy were still around with my mom and grandma.

"Hey guys," I waved when we walked in the door. They were in a little powwow circle on the floor.

"How was the movie?" My mom asked.

"So funny!" I shared.

"Sonny, it was not that funny," Chad laughed at my inner 5 year old.

"It was too! You wouldn't know because you were a drama snob," I stuck my tongue out at him again.

"Touché," He said and I giggled.

We eventually made it upstairs and I slowly got ready for bed since I still wasn't used to the cast.

"I cannot wait to sleep in my own bed tomorrow night," I climbed into bed next to Chad.

"The feelings are mutual," He said. I heard giggles from the outside of our room and I assumed my family had snuck up and were listening to us to see what would happen. They're in dire need of something exciting to happen here, "Goodnight, cripple."

I scoffed, "Goodnight Zac, oops, I mean Chad," I teased him and drifted off.

"Bye mom," I hugged my mother before I got into the car.

"Drive carefully, stay safe, wear sunscreen, don't talk to strange old men in a big van-" My mother went off on her normal rant.

"Mom, I'll avoid the 'pedomobiles' and I'll be ok." I laughed at her motherly instincts and got in the car.

Breakfast with Aunt Lola was short because we had to get to the airport, but we still had time for it, "You're taking real good care of Sonny," Aunt Lola gave Chad a big hug, "You know that?"

"I'm doing my best," Chad winked in my direction and I smiled.

It was then my turn to say goodbye, "He's a keeper," she whispered to me.

"Bye," I giggled.

"I love your family," Chad said when we reached the car.

"Really? They can be really annoying and chatty though," I told him.

'But you're just all so cute!" I gave him a questioning look for further explanation, "Like old person cute."

"Old person cute?" I laughed.

"A mix between old person cute and clumsy kitten cute," He added.

"You've been spending a little too much time with your niece," I giggled.

"Liv is your niece now too," He reminded me.

"This whole marriage thing still hasn't completely hit me yet," I told him.

"My poor, confused cripple," Chad teased me and squeezed my hand lightly.

"You should just put me in an assisted living facility right now!" I said sarcastically.

"Fine."

"Fine!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

"So we're good?"

"We're good, but you're a jerk face!" I decided to change it up a little.

"You just love to call me names don't you?"

"Just as much as you love pointing out my flaws."

"Wait, wait," Chad said, "Who said you have any flaws?"

"Do you even listen to yourself talk?" I laughed once.

"That's me pointing out you and your crippleness and how you're vertically challenged, not flaws," he corrected me.

"I think those count as flaws."

"Nope, not to me," Chad said in all seriousness and I smiled down to my feet, "You act like I've never said that to you before."

"It's just surreal I guess…the whole being loved by an individual of the male population is still pretty new to me," I shrugged.

"If it makes you feel any better, my dad may possibly love you more than I do," Chad said.

"I love your parents! They're just the best," I was pretty much adopted (and Chad was almost disowned) the day I met them. We secretly mapped out a foolproof plan to trade spots with Chad.

"Just to let you know, they really would ditch me for you. They find you to be a much better child than I was," Chad shared.

"Well my family would happily trade me for an actual, physical, living, breathing guy," I shared also.

"Does Annie not have a boyfriend?" Chad asked.

"She has the Munroe bad-luck-in-love curse too. So far I've been the only one to break it in like, six generations," I smiled to him.

"You mean I have been the only one," Chad tried to correct me.

"What about we?" I suggested, "since we are married now."

"…nah. Still going with me."

"You know now that I think about it, I still have the curse," I smirked at him.

"I don't know why you're smirking at me," Chad sang.

"Whatever you little adorably dumb face!" I stuck out my tongue at him which he gladly returned.

"Home sweet home," Chad and I put our numerous bags down and collapsed on the big brown leather couch. I closed my eyes and sighed, happy to be home again.

"I don't think I've ever felt as relieved to be home as I'm feeling right this second," Chad said from the other side of the couch.

"Even though it's not exactly home yet," I stared at the still unpacked boxes by the staircase.

"I say we put all of my MackFalls and your Random props in the basement with the green couch," Chad proposed.

"I like that idea," I stated.

"But later cuz I'm tired. Can we take a nap?" he whined.

"Chad, sweetie, it's 4 o'clock," I informed my lazy hubby.

"Pleeeeeeeeaaasssssseeeee?" he whined again.

"Fine," I groaned and grabbed a blanket from my side of the couch before sauntering over to his. The couch was a bit narrow to fit both of us in the same spot, but I snuggled in enough for there to be room.

Chad POV

"Home sweet home," Sonny sighed happily when we collapsed onto separate sides of our big brown sofa.

"I don't think I've ever felt as relieved to be home as I'm feeling right this second," I watched my Sonshine become more and more relaxed by the second. Yeah. I have that effect on her.

"Even though it's not exactly home yet," she referred to the many boxes on the way other side of the room.

"I say we put all of my MackFalls and your Random props in the basement with the orange couch."

"I like that idea," she smiled.

"But later cuz I'm tired. Can we take a nap?" I wanted to make it clear before she had me up and moving things while I was under some severe jet lag. I also really enjoy taking naps. Especially with Sonny. She's warm and her hair smells nice and is soft.

"Chad, sweetie, it's 4 o'clock," She giggled.

"Pleeeeeeeaaaasssssseee," I begged her.

"Fine," She groaned. Sonny picked up a blanket and came over to me. When her warmth touched me, I almost instantly fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was still warm, but I felt like there was something missing. I looked to my right and noticed the missing thing was Sonny. Hmmmm….

Aren't they just adorable? I love Channy so much… Next chapter is absolutely adorable I'm so excited for y'all to read it bYE

-Linz