Ciao, everyone. Fem2P!Italy here.

And 2P!Italy.

Quiet. Thank you to psajo for our last request. Our next request is from Anime freak out.

Hey People!
Russia: Give me your pipe.
France: Let me hit you with Russia's pipe.
England: * blushes and looks away * Admit your scones are terrible. * mumbles
sorry*
England: Kick France down there.
Thanks! Bye!

Oh, this should be interesting. Okay...Russia. Hand it over to the nice lady.

Russia: *clutching pipe* No!

Come on. We don't want to get violent, do we?

Russia:...

*snaps fingers* 2P!ITALY! I CHOOSE YOU!

Mwahahahaha! *holding chainsaw* GIVE THE PIPE TO ANIME FREAK GIRL!

Russia: T_T Da...*hands over pipe*

Here you go, Anime freak girl. Go nuts on France.

France: Wait, what?!

*sound of lots of beating, I imagine*

Well, that was certainly...vivid...Brother, why don't you do the next one...

With pleasure. England?

England: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ME?!

Just do it, the writer is getting tired.

England: I MAKE GOOD FOOD!

Even your 2P! makes horrible food, ve~. Just admit it.

England:...Do you promise nothing will happen to me next request?

I promise.

England: Then fine, my scones are awful.

And now England, you get to have some fun! Have fun with France!

England: Wait, are the fangirls making me...? *horror*

No idiot, I meant kick him in his crotch.

England: Oh! With pleasure!

France: Why moi...?

*more sounds of beating*

And...I think we're done here.

See you next request!

Ciao!