A Random Story with a Random Title
A Kingdom.Writer Origional
Disclaimer: I REALLY DON'T OWN IT! BUT I DO OWN MY SAYINGS, you know like "The orange strawberry was purple." my friends and I say that at school. I know, we're cool. Oh, I don't own the Daryl song, well, some dude at camp made it up but I changed the words on account of I couldn't remember much of it.
Notes: Wow, I didnt know so many people read this! YAY! And I need to apologise for a bad typo... my friends and I were goofing off and I gave her a Biku named Aerith and I put that Biku in the last chapter instead of Fabio I meant to say Fabio! Anyway, please keep reviewing!
Last time on the days of our randomness:
"Well, of course you would say that!" Riku out of the window said, "But I know who you really are!"
"You wouldn't dare reveal me!"
"Because I happen to know that the 'Riku' over there is..."Riku paused for a dramitic effect, "Leo Decaprio!"
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Kairi pet Fabio, "But- then you... you.. YOU ARE A MOUSE!"
What?" Fabio bit Kairi's hand and started screaming until...
Now on todays randomness...
...until the ghost of Happy appeared and kicked the little thing in the head, "Thats better!"
"YOU HURT MY LITTLE FABIO!" Kairi slapped the ghost and sat down on the ground quite upset, "How COULD YOU?"
Sora crossed his arms over his chest, "Yea! AND WHY ISNT LEO EATING SPAGHETTI?"
"How do you even know he likes spaghetti Sora?" Kairi asked
Sora sighed, "Trust me, I dance with the purple fairies heads..."
Kairi nodded her head and smiled, "I'm sorry, I forgot."
Sora nodded his head and walked up to the microphone that was in the middle of the café in Soras living room and started to sing a song, "Daryl... me and Daryl, we were friends... We went and ate POPCORN as we watched a MOVIE in the theater." He nodded, "Yeah... me and Daryl, we were friends... mom said I wasn't allowed to keep chameleons... but I did ANYWAY! Me and Daryl, we were friends-"
Kairi and Riku and Leo and all the little Bikus were holding up lighters and swaying to the beautiful slow song about Sora and his pet chameleon, Daryl. Leo whistled as Sora went on.
"But we were EATING the popcorn... and I looked over at Daryl and said, "HEY DARYL, YOU AREN'T HERE!" and I was sad... so I RAN out to the car," Sora kept the song slow, "and there he was... he was Daryl: me and Daryl, we were friends," Sora started screaming like a some heavy metal rock star, "BUT I LEFT HIM ON THE DASHBOARD! I LEFT HIM ON THE DASHBOARD AND HE DIED! DARYL WAS ON THE DASHBOARD AND HE FRIED! I LEFT HIM ON THE DASHBOARD AND I CRIED."
The crowd gasped. Then the song slowed back down.
"Me and Daryl- we were friends... BUT I LEFT HIM ON THE DASHBOARD! I LEFT HIM ON THE DASHBOARD AND HE DIED! DARYL WAS ON THE DASHBOARD AND HE FRIED! I LEFT HIM ON THE DASHBOARD AND I CRIED! WE USED THE SPATULA AND HE DIDN'T COME OFF, HE WAS A STICKY GLUE! MR. CLEAN DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON DARYL, WE USED OXY CLEAN- IT SEEMED DOOMED!!" Sora strummed the guitar that was named Pickie, "Me and Daryl... we... were... friends"
The crowd went wild and clapped their different types of hands together.
Then Sora spoke, "Yes, that song was about my pet, Daryl. He was a good guy. I loved him- but as I said, I left him on the dashboard- and he died, he friend, and I cried." Sora took a bow.
Kairi wiped a tear from her eye, "That was beautiful Sora!"
Sora sighed, "I know." He spun around really quick and in his spot stood... Spiderman? Oh, it was just Sora in his Spiderman outfit- no one knew it was he though.
"WHERE DID SORA GO?" they all screamed
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'Spiderman' walked out the door followed my Hammys ghost and the old hamburger spoke, "Remember Sora: With great power comes great responsibility."
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A.N. I think this story is ending soon, I am runnin out of ideas, but if you people want it to keep going, review, tell me some ideas and uhhh... give me money! I like money. I don't own Oxy Clean either- I didn't add that in the disclaimer b/c it was on improv. And Mr. Clean? I don't own him, or a spatula.
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