'Hello Canary' Dolly chimed at Rumus Lupin when she walked into his classroom. Remus looked at her in annoyance and looked away ignoring the comment she made.

'okay class today you will learn more about the Avada Kedavra curse, now can anyone tell me what the spell does?'

'IT DOES DEATH' Dolly shouted at the Professor who jumped and smiled weakly.

'yes Dolly, do not shout out please' He said before carrying on with the lesson

Professor McGonagall's rule number 36. I will NOT refer to the DADA teachers as canaries in the coal mine

Professor McGonagall's rule number 37. When asked what the Avada Kadavra cure does yelling, 'IT DOES DEATH' may be correct but it is NOT the manor in which one should answer.

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Dolly sat in the headmasters office bored and she stood up from the headmasters chair what was taking them so long?, she pondered walking over to the red and golden bird sitting in the corner watching her with curiosity.

'Hello Fawks' She said Patting it gently on the head and turning way as she absentmindedly started plucking at the feathers on its chest.

'SQUARK!' Fawks called snapping Dolly's attention back as the headmaster and professor McGonagall rushed into the room from the cry.

'DOLLY LEAVE FAWKS ALONE' McGonagall's shouted grabbing Dolly's wrist and pulling her away the headmaster looked over the bird.

'I didn't-' Dolly started but McGonagall cut her of immediately.

Professor McGonagall's rule number 38. I will not pluck feathers from Fawks

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The student sat chatting to each other as Professor Sprout tried to shout at them but no sound came out of her lips much to some of the students pleasure.

'Smart idea Dolly maybe we should use it on Snape, he rabbits on and on' Draco said leaning against the wall.

'Severus does not rabbit, he is a good man' Dolly argued immediately.

'Good man? We works with my father' Draco hissed his voice becoming lower although nobody could hear them over all the other voices.

'No he doesn't' She snapped back walking of in annoyance and Draco sighed, it was impossible to get any new idea into her head unless it caused mischief. Dolly Walked up to the Professor how had stopped trying to shout at the students and sat down.

'It will wear of when the lessons over' Dolly said and walking of to wonder through the students, most of which moved aside for her.

Professor McGonagall's rule number 39. I will not use silencing charms on my professors.

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Hermione Granger wondered the bookshelf picking up the occasional book along the way but mostly putting them back. She pause don one though, she recognised it. Sleeping Beauty and other stories, She reread the title expecting some kind of trick or something. Could it be that the muggle fairy stories where real in the wizarding world? She pondered and decided to show it to one of the teachers to get an accurate answer, after all she hadn't seen it in the library before. She looked at the title of the section, history.

'OH Professor' She called spotting one the Professors close by. Minerva turned around and smiled at her politely. Her smile faded when she spotted the book and explained it wasn't meant to be in the library.

'Dolly come here' She called as she spotted Dolly wandering past. Dolly looked at her slightly put out but followed what she was asked to do anyway. 'Why is this in the history section?' She asked not wanting an answer and pulling Dolly away from the library.

'I don't know I didn't-'

'Don't lie' Minerva snapped and Dolly fell silent knowing nothing she said would get her out of trouble.

Professor McGonagall's rule number 40. I will not put Muggle fairy tales into the history section of the library

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An: What can I say? She is slightly mental which makes her understand things better then others. Well anyway only 2 more to go and then the big 50, so close it hurts. IF anyone knows of a rule they want me to do sent it in a review, or if you come up with your own! And I will try to make it into the story