Chapter 8

STORM'S AN: Buffi cum back!11 I wuznt gunna leaf u for Justin! I still wunna skrew u! Ur so swxy! Im gonta slip ma wists.

ANGELICA'S POV LOL!

I walked up to the preppy table with my perfect pink high heels taking every step perfectly. I was wearing a tea length white dress and eyeshadow that perfectly matched my Resolution Blue eyes. Hot Topic and Sunset followed me and were watching from behind a fern. The eight girls and Hunter the Poser sat at one long table with a pink centerpiece with a picture of Hilary Duff on it.

"Hi!" I yelled perfectly. "I'm Angelica Snowbird. Are you guys the preps?"

"Yeah, we are preps," said the head prep, "I'm Cecilia. This is Hunter the Poser, Georgia, Daphne, Madeline, Hannah, Caitlin, Jasmine, and Ivy. Come sit with us." I did as such perfectly. I could tell Hunter the Poser wanted to have sex with me.

"Ew, you perv! Stop thinking about me naked! You know I'm saving myself for marriage!" Everyone looked at me weirdly. Hot Topic and Sunset made gestures telling me to stop from behind the fern. "I mean, carry on Hunter."

"We were planning to lead an anti-goff attack tonight," said Hannah. "We were going to blast Backstreet Boys songs into the Slytherin Common Room tonight at seven."

"That's great," I replied perfectly, "that'll show them who's boss."

"And on Friday, we were planning to replace the My Chemical Romance concert with a Britney Spears concert," Caitlin planned.

"That's so preppy." I flipped my hair perfectly.

"And we were planning to paint the Great Hall pink but leave it just a little patchy so you can see the black pant underneath the pink pant," said Jasmine.

"Yeah!" I roared. Suddenly Hot Topic and Sunset fell out from behind the fern! Cecilia gasped. Hunter gasped. Daphne gasped. Madeline gasped. Hannah gasped. Caitlin gasped. Jasmine gasped. Ivy gasped. I gasped perfectly.

"ANGELICA!" Cecilia yelled. "Were you a mole for the goffics?"

I couldn't lie, because I was too perfect for that. "Yes! I am B'loody Angelica Snowbird!"

"I can't believe you!" yelled Ivy in madly. She started to cry tears of salt water. Hunter comforted her by pulling a pink handkerchief out of the pocket of his light blue pants.

"You are not fit to be a prep any longer! Get out of the prep table!" Cecilia grabbed my pink high heels and I fell down. "You are not allowed to wear any pink clothes!" I got up and ran away with Hot Topic and Sunset.

We ran back into the Slytherin Common Room where the walls were painted pink!111111111

Seleno ran in madly. "Daphne the prep shot a pink spell at the Common Room walls! Now they're pink! It's so sad that I silt my wrists." He showed me his muddy wrists. All the others ran in on their broomsticks.

Haydeline had the pink box. "Angelica, you are a good Sue, but we need someone who can predict the preps' next move with perfect accuracy. She pressed the gold button on the pink box and a bolt of golden light shot out of it! I screamed perfectly.

An Asian girl with long, straight black hair walked out. She was wearing a floor-length sparkly golden dress and had a katana in her hand.

"Konichiwa!" She yelled. "My name is Isla Infinity!" Everyone gasped, and then they fainted because they were out of air.