Melanie: Heyas! We're back, people!

People still here: *wave *

Melanie: Yeah, the next T/D chapter we will do all the questions and dares for the characters that aren't here. But let's continue!

Kairi: *has envelops, opens first and reads * This one's from Sin of Dragons.

Kage: What the heck is going on!

Laharl: …Well…Not sure if we should get-

Adell: WHY ARE YO- *Gets hit in the back of the head by Kage*

Kage: Not in the mood for your lust for battle.

Adell: Ow!

Kage: Well, if need be we'll send the dares. But, for the moment I think it'll be best if everyone gets a day off from us…Well…short of Axel.

Laharl: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Kage: *Smirks * Hmmm…Beat Axel up then I beat some random

Overlord up, become a

Overlord…then kill 999 more

Overlords and become God of all

Overlords?

Laharl: …Not exactly…but yeah…that works. *Both disappear*.

Adell: Ow… Oh wait! Damn…Well, if need be… I'll be ready to beat on some demons. *Folds arms *

Kage's voice: Battle fiend who's obsessed with fighting!

Adell: I AM NOT!

Axel: *makes the 'loco' sign * They're nuts…

Melanie: Yup…

Riku: *takes another letter * zexion's lover.

Haha Zexion and Demyx are my favorite yaoi couple…sometimes I like Zexion and Marluxia… So I finished my book and it was amazing… There was death and there was guy on guy in the book so I was really happy! I dare Vexen to go to an anti-Vexen group and tell them they suck and he has to stay there for an hour… I dare Marluxia to kiss Larxene!

Melanie: Yuppers~! Zemyx is a yaoi good pairing.

Zexion: …*starts hitting head with his book * Ok, first an idiot. Then you pair me up with…with…Him. *pointing at Marluxia *

Melanie: Have to agree with the Marluxia part, I mean that would just be an abusi- HOW THE KINGDOM HEARTS DID YOU GET BACK? *pointing at Marly *

Marly: *shrugs *

Melanie: …*facepalms *

Vexen: No.

Melanie: What he means is, yes!

*Vexen goes to an Anti-Vexen group, which is basically an Axel Fanclub…watch the Chilly Academic burn…Ooooohhhh…pretty…. *

Marluxia: *kisses Larxene, who blushes and punches him *

Larxene: *looking very flushed *

Melanie: *sly smirk * Hehehe…

Larxene: *glares, thunder clouds start to gether above Mel *

Melanie: Sorry! Don't kill me!

Olette: *takes the next one * This is from Book the Weird Author.

7: Aww, whatever.

Mike: Dude…Are you sure that

Sara should be doing the dissection?

7: Don't worry, Sara will make sure Roxas lives… I think.

T/D

Melanie: He'll be back by the end of next chapter… I can't guarantee he won't have a few injuries though.

A.T.W.B.U: I'm serious, your lucky it wasn't Mike, no one can defeat a living Keyblade.

Sora: …We'll need you to. *Also gets kidnapped *

Kairi: We will return him with Roxas.

Riku/Axel/Terra/Random/Mickey: Battle…TO THE DEATH!

Melanie(Again): I'm on everybodies kill list, and all those who have tried to kill me…Well, I don't really remember what happened to them. *Is hiding a dumpster filled with dead bodies, one being Sephiroth's*

T/D over

Mike: You kdnapped another o- SARA! YOU DON'T DISSECT PEOpLE WITH A KEYBLADE!

7: Yeah, use Chainsaw!

Melanie: Make that by the beginning of next chapter, dude. I don't rent them out. *crosses arms *

A.T.W.W.B.U (Still here): Yeah, yeah…

Kairi: Sora isn't here.

Namine: But please return Roxas soon?

Riku: Uhhh…will wait until Random get's back for that.

Melanie: DUDE! Other people want to torture Sephiroth! YOU RUINED IT! And aww, you would kill me? *sad face *

Mickey: *grabs next letter * From The Gamer Dude…

Round 2 of pain begins in 3 2 1…

Xenik- Round 2 begins in 3 2 1…

Gamer-…do you have to copy me?

Xenik-…do you have to copy me?

Gamer- Taking that as a yes…

Xenik- Taking that as a yes…

Gamer- Every single girl- Kick the one you love in 'where the sun don't shine'

Roxas- fight Namine using Oblivion and Namine fights you while using Oathkeeper.

Xion- Go on a date with Axel or Roxas or Sora

Kairi- Kill Xion when the Date is over or during the date (You decide)

Riku- Kiss random and Melanie on the lips

Gamer- Well that's all we have for dares and continue writing these chapters they are good.

Xenik- Well that all we have for dares and continue writing these chapter they are good.

Gamer- Seriously Other that's getting annoying!

Xenik- Seriously Other that's getting annoying!

Gamer- *Gets an evil idea* Im gonna go drink poo water

Xenik- I'm gonna drink poo water and *runs out of room to get poo water and drinks it*

Girls: *kick the guy they love where the sun don't shine *

Guys: *groan *

Namine: Roxas isn't here at the moment, but we'll have that battle next chapter.

Xion: Well…Axel is the only one that's here…

*Xion and Axel exit *

Kairi: I'll do it after the- *get's a phone call * Uhh…*walks out, then walks back in * Xion told me to kill her then, since it was technically during the date.

Melanie: Yeah, I much rather prefer AkuNami or AkuRoku…

Axela and Namine: …*blink *

Melanie: Wut?

*Xion is revived *

Riku: *sighs * Random isn't here right now. *kisses Melanie quickly on the lips *

Melanie: Ugh! *rubbing lips *

Riku: What was wrong with it?

Melanie: You kiss Sora! Therefore you pass idiot germs!

Riku: *face turns red* I HAVE NEVER-

Melanie: Childhood memory playback!

*Way back before Kairi came to Destiny Islands *

Sora and Riku are play fighting with there swords, when Sora accidentally falls down and his lip cracks open, starting to bleed *

Riku: Sora! Are you alright? *using shirt to rub off the blood.*

Sora: *tears in eyes* It really hurts, Riku!

Riku: *has a thought, before giving Sora a peck on the lips *

Sora: …*tilts head to the side * Huh?

Riku: *rubbing back of head * Well, my Mom told me you can kiss away ouchies to make them feel better.

Sora: Oh…

Riku: *face looks a little red* Did…did it work?

Sora: *smiles * Yeah! Thank you Riku! *hugs Riku, then they continue playing *

*End Playback *

Riku: …*a dark aura is around him * I hate you all. *goes to emo corner *

Kairi: We love you too, Ri. The next one's from NoahMatrix1000…

Everyone: "Sigh" Fine, As long as you don't ban me from your show and I STILL HATE VANITAS "glares at him" here's my questions.

Larxene: UGH, Your so ugly then maleficent in a bikini, I bet you didn' even get laid.

Zexion: torture vanitas by all means necessary and tell him he can't rot in hell.

Axel: Dress up as reno and kill vanitas.

Roxas: Dress up as Brittany spears, shave your hair and kiss axel.

Saix: Do you like making love with mansex.

Mansex: Dress up as a woman and hit on miley cyrus.

Xaldin: Kill the president of the US and have sex with his wife

Xigbar: Was your original a **.

Vexen: Dress up as a hooker.

Demyx: WIMPY**MASCOT, the ** larxene gave you that nickname.

Xion: I feel so sorry for you, when you dies, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL MNASEX FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HER

Sora: YOU ARE SO GAY, Sync the tempest from tales of the abyss os way cooler than you, don't believe me, look on youtube.

Riku: Would you have sex with kairi.

Kairi: QUIT DRESSING UP AS A ** YOU **

MrMissMrsRandom: What would happen if vanitas died, would you care, because I don't give a **.

Terra: Man, QUIT MOLESTING VEN.

Aqua: Go on a date with me, I booked a reservation and the moste expensive restaurant in town.

Ven: While I'm on my date with aqua, Would you tell vanitas that I hope you die a painful death and YOU DON"T GIVE A ** ABOUT ANYNE, EVEN YOURSELF.

Melanie: Yes, we know you hate Vanitas.

Larxene: *rolls eyes * Whatever.

Sato: You sure about that? I mean, Maleficent looks awful even being totally covered…

Zexion: Nah.

Axel: I am so not dressing up as that guy. He's…*disgusted *

*Somewhere else *

Reno: THAT'S BULLSHIT!

Melanie: Roxas isn't here.

Saïx: *looks furious *

Melanie: I answer that for you. Yes, he does. But now with a the brain of a grown man and body of a 5 year old. He is very…frustrated? Yeah, I'll use that word instead of horny…

Mansex: NO.

Xaldin: What do you have against the President?

Xigbar: Ask him yourself.

Demyx: *sad *

Xion: Um, thanks…

Melanie: NOT HERE!

Riku: Depends how drunk I would be.

Kairi: I find that offensive…

Melanie: Sort of true though…And I wouldn't because him being actually killed for good on my watch means Square Enix would sue my arse. SO I wouldn't be weeping for Vanitas.

Terra and Ven: …

Olette: I'll answer for Terra. *a-hems * 'technically it is not rape if they consent *

Aqua: Uhh…I'm flattered and all but I'm sort of older than-

Ven: Sure! :D

Vanitas: *rolls eyes, then gets another letter * from KK.

Kane: …What just happened?

Koichi: I'm not sure, but they have one of the Inner Rays!

KK: I thought I lcked those away!

Kane: Apparently someone got a hold of your creation instead.

KK: Damn. Let's just get on with this.

Demyx- go out on date with Larxene.

Marluxia- Dye your hair black.

Zack- Kick Terra's a-ss!

Mansex and Puppy Saix: Watch three hours of "Barney the Dinosaur" together in a room by yourselves away from the others.

Cloud- Which do you like more, Tifa's breasts of her a-ss?

Namine- Have you ever drawn Roxas naked for your own personal enjoyment?

Xibar and Axel- Here's two more plane tickets to Las Vegas. While Luxords gambling, you can go hit on some chicks.

Sora- *gives him a flamethrower* Use that on Vexen.

KK: that's it for now.

Koichi: Then I shall get ready for my 'date'.

?: What date?

Koichi: *grin* Hey Mitsu-chan!

Mitsu: *narrows eyes* Koichi-kun, what date are you talking about?

Kane: He's got a date with some girl named Random that tried to seduce him, but he seduced her instead by giving her a kiss that took her breath away.

Mitsu: …

Koichi: *slowly backs away* I think I'm going to get going. *runs *

Mitsu: Get back here! *chases after Koichi *

KK: Jealousy is a dangerous thing. Especially when it comes from an angel.

Kane: And yet Koichi still plays with Mitsu's feelings for him.

KK: He's a lecher, what do you expect…Ten bucks says he does something lecherous on his 'date' with Random.

Kane: Make it fifty and your on.

Demyx: For the last time! I CHOOSE LIFE!

Zack: On it! *kicks Terra's ass *

Melanie: Der.

Mansex and Puppy: *go into other room *

*three hours later *

Melanie: *walks in to get them, then walks back out and closes the door, sitting back down in a chair *

Riku: What happened?

Melanie: Dunno.

Kairi: Where are those two?

Melanie: Don't remember.

Namine: But you were just-

Melanie: It's called a repressed memory now drop it!

Cloud: Errr…*nosebleeds, then faints *

Namine: No I have ne-

Melanie: *looking at sketchbook and projectile nosebleeds * Holy-!

Xigbar and Axel: WOOT! *head off for Vegas *

Olette: *nudging Melanie * Um, Sora isn't here at the moment.

Riku: *reads info card * Melanie says that random should arrive for the date by you next review.

Kaman: *tied up just in case*

Olette: This is from UminekoKingdomHeartsFan!

Ok, I have 1 dare only for Vanitas.

Vanitas: I want you to kill all the 'Vanitas haters' including NoahMatrix1000. And you have to have me to join you! That's all!

P.S I love you!

Vanitas: Love you too, babe.

Melanie: *wakes up, then reads another letter from NoahMatrix1000 * Errr…NoahMatrix1000, I'm sorry, but I cannot do multiple reviews from the same person in one chappy…*looks at a picture that Namine drew of some Kingdom hearts guys and nosebleed/faints again *

Pence: *takes another letter* this is from dreamer726!

(creepy music play)

Xigbar: FIGURE IT OUT! (steals more money)

Anyone at all (and has to be SOMEONE!) Kill the closest person to your right.

I thinks of more laters. (inserts insane face here)

Lexeaus: *kills Vexen on his right *

Everyone: *shrugs *

Melanie: *wakes up again * Last one's from MetaGiga…

Wew! Tis is awesome! I simply love ToDs! And, I now have the urge to include my own co-host in my review…

Darkine: Where am I? *is in pajamas, holding some chips and an emo teddy bear. *

Me: This is you're very first review with me! :D

Darkine: …When I was asleep?

ME: YUH HUH!

Darkine: …

Me: AANNYYWWAAYY, let's get the dares STARTED!

Darkine: Can I do one?

Me: …Only a few.

Darkine: Alright.

~My dares~

Axel and Marluxia: *Turns them into bunnehz. *I have a huge obsession over bunnehs and you 2! *Puts them into a bunneh cage. *I'll have them back next Tuesday. *Carries them away.*

Xaldin: Now you have to listen to…HANNAH MONTANA!

Demyx: You rock, dude. You just, pwn. *Give shim tickets to a water park. *Take whoever you want.

Lexeaus:Play:Are You Smarter Then a 5th Grader.

Luxord: LET'S PLAY UNO! 8D

Vexen: Can I make an atom bomb?

Mansex: Saix is waiting for you in the bedroom. *Wink and nudge *

Saix: Mansex is waiting for you in the bedroom. *Wink and nudge.*

Zexion: Go into Barney's world and come out alive for Darkine's dares.

~Darkine's dares~

Zexion: Want my teddy?

Ienzo:I shall grant you wishes, fo I shall grant you every wish. *Insert awesome music. *

Sora: This time, hit yourself in the groin with your keyblade.

Riku: you can help with 2 keyblades.

Roxas: You may also help.

Kairi: Wanna help?

*Since Axel is not here, MegaGiga takes Marly-bunneh. *

Melanie: Seeya next Tuesday!

Xaldin: No…No…*fetal position * ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Melanie: But-

Xaldin: NOOOOO!

Melanie: …O..k…

Demyx: Thanks! I'll take Mel, Zexy, Ienzo, Kairi, Namine, and…Xion later! :D

Lexeaus: *plays and pwns *

Mel: NOT HERE!

Vexen: *eyes widen * Are you insane?

Melanie: They already in…bedroom…HOSHIT THE REPRESSED MEMORY A COMMIN' BACK! NOOOOOEESSSS!

Zexion: *goes to Barney's world *

*comes back alive but barely…*

Zexion: *fetal position… *

Ienzo: I'm sorry. But Ansem tells me not to talk to strangers. *holding Ansem's hand *

Ienzo fangirls: AWWWWWWWW!

Melanie: Unfortunately, Sora is not here. Will shall do that later! ^_^

*Computers starts to go haywire *

Everyone: Wut the-?

MCP: I AM THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM! ALL USERS MUST OBEY!

Riku: If there is a later…

Seeya guys!

Next chapter shall be a filler of what the recon group is doing. ^_^