Melanie: Heyas! We're back, people!
People still here: *wave *
Melanie: Yeah, the next T/D chapter we will do all the questions and dares for the characters that aren't here. But let's continue!
Kairi: *has envelops, opens first and reads * This one's from Sin of Dragons.
Kage: What the heck is going on!
Laharl: …Well…Not sure if we should get-
Adell: WHY ARE YO- *Gets hit in the back of the head by Kage*
Kage: Not in the mood for your lust for battle.
Adell: Ow!
Kage: Well, if need be we'll send the dares. But, for the moment I think it'll be best if everyone gets a day off from us…Well…short of Axel.
Laharl: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Kage: *Smirks * Hmmm…Beat Axel up then I beat some random
Overlord up, become a
Overlord…then kill 999 more
Overlords and become God of all
Overlords?
Laharl: …Not exactly…but yeah…that works. *Both disappear*.
Adell: Ow… Oh wait! Damn…Well, if need be… I'll be ready to beat on some demons. *Folds arms *
Kage's voice: Battle fiend who's obsessed with fighting!
Adell: I AM NOT!
Axel: *makes the 'loco' sign * They're nuts…
Melanie: Yup…
Riku: *takes another letter * zexion's lover.
Haha Zexion and Demyx are my favorite yaoi couple…sometimes I like Zexion and Marluxia… So I finished my book and it was amazing… There was death and there was guy on guy in the book so I was really happy! I dare Vexen to go to an anti-Vexen group and tell them they suck and he has to stay there for an hour… I dare Marluxia to kiss Larxene!
Melanie: Yuppers~! Zemyx is a yaoi good pairing.
Zexion: …*starts hitting head with his book * Ok, first an idiot. Then you pair me up with…with…Him. *pointing at Marluxia *
Melanie: Have to agree with the Marluxia part, I mean that would just be an abusi- HOW THE KINGDOM HEARTS DID YOU GET BACK? *pointing at Marly *
Marly: *shrugs *
Melanie: …*facepalms *
Vexen: No.
Melanie: What he means is, yes!
*Vexen goes to an Anti-Vexen group, which is basically an Axel Fanclub…watch the Chilly Academic burn…Ooooohhhh…pretty…. *
Marluxia: *kisses Larxene, who blushes and punches him *
Larxene: *looking very flushed *
Melanie: *sly smirk * Hehehe…
Larxene: *glares, thunder clouds start to gether above Mel *
Melanie: Sorry! Don't kill me!
Olette: *takes the next one * This is from Book the Weird Author.
7: Aww, whatever.
Mike: Dude…Are you sure that
Sara should be doing the dissection?
7: Don't worry, Sara will make sure Roxas lives… I think.
T/D
Melanie: He'll be back by the end of next chapter… I can't guarantee he won't have a few injuries though.
A.T.W.B.U: I'm serious, your lucky it wasn't Mike, no one can defeat a living Keyblade.
Sora: …We'll need you to. *Also gets kidnapped *
Kairi: We will return him with Roxas.
Riku/Axel/Terra/Random/Mickey: Battle…TO THE DEATH!
Melanie(Again): I'm on everybodies kill list, and all those who have tried to kill me…Well, I don't really remember what happened to them. *Is hiding a dumpster filled with dead bodies, one being Sephiroth's*
T/D over
Mike: You kdnapped another o- SARA! YOU DON'T DISSECT PEOpLE WITH A KEYBLADE!
7: Yeah, use Chainsaw!
Melanie: Make that by the beginning of next chapter, dude. I don't rent them out. *crosses arms *
A.T.W.W.B.U (Still here): Yeah, yeah…
Kairi: Sora isn't here.
Namine: But please return Roxas soon?
Riku: Uhhh…will wait until Random get's back for that.
Melanie: DUDE! Other people want to torture Sephiroth! YOU RUINED IT! And aww, you would kill me? *sad face *
Mickey: *grabs next letter * From The Gamer Dude…
Round 2 of pain begins in 3 2 1…
Xenik- Round 2 begins in 3 2 1…
Gamer-…do you have to copy me?
Xenik-…do you have to copy me?
Gamer- Taking that as a yes…
Xenik- Taking that as a yes…
Gamer- Every single girl- Kick the one you love in 'where the sun don't shine'
Roxas- fight Namine using Oblivion and Namine fights you while using Oathkeeper.
Xion- Go on a date with Axel or Roxas or Sora
Kairi- Kill Xion when the Date is over or during the date (You decide)
Riku- Kiss random and Melanie on the lips
Gamer- Well that's all we have for dares and continue writing these chapters they are good.
Xenik- Well that all we have for dares and continue writing these chapter they are good.
Gamer- Seriously Other that's getting annoying!
Xenik- Seriously Other that's getting annoying!
Gamer- *Gets an evil idea* Im gonna go drink poo water
Xenik- I'm gonna drink poo water and *runs out of room to get poo water and drinks it*
Girls: *kick the guy they love where the sun don't shine *
Guys: *groan *
Namine: Roxas isn't here at the moment, but we'll have that battle next chapter.
Xion: Well…Axel is the only one that's here…
*Xion and Axel exit *
Kairi: I'll do it after the- *get's a phone call * Uhh…*walks out, then walks back in * Xion told me to kill her then, since it was technically during the date.
Melanie: Yeah, I much rather prefer AkuNami or AkuRoku…
Axela and Namine: …*blink *
Melanie: Wut?
*Xion is revived *
Riku: *sighs * Random isn't here right now. *kisses Melanie quickly on the lips *
Melanie: Ugh! *rubbing lips *
Riku: What was wrong with it?
Melanie: You kiss Sora! Therefore you pass idiot germs!
Riku: *face turns red* I HAVE NEVER-
Melanie: Childhood memory playback!
*Way back before Kairi came to Destiny Islands *
Sora and Riku are play fighting with there swords, when Sora accidentally falls down and his lip cracks open, starting to bleed *
Riku: Sora! Are you alright? *using shirt to rub off the blood.*
Sora: *tears in eyes* It really hurts, Riku!
Riku: *has a thought, before giving Sora a peck on the lips *
Sora: …*tilts head to the side * Huh?
Riku: *rubbing back of head * Well, my Mom told me you can kiss away ouchies to make them feel better.
Sora: Oh…
Riku: *face looks a little red* Did…did it work?
Sora: *smiles * Yeah! Thank you Riku! *hugs Riku, then they continue playing *
*End Playback *
Riku: …*a dark aura is around him * I hate you all. *goes to emo corner *
Kairi: We love you too, Ri. The next one's from NoahMatrix1000…
Everyone: "Sigh" Fine, As long as you don't ban me from your show and I STILL HATE VANITAS "glares at him" here's my questions.
Larxene: UGH, Your so ugly then maleficent in a bikini, I bet you didn' even get laid.
Zexion: torture vanitas by all means necessary and tell him he can't rot in hell.
Axel: Dress up as reno and kill vanitas.
Roxas: Dress up as Brittany spears, shave your hair and kiss axel.
Saix: Do you like making love with mansex.
Mansex: Dress up as a woman and hit on miley cyrus.
Xaldin: Kill the president of the US and have sex with his wife
Xigbar: Was your original a **.
Vexen: Dress up as a hooker.
Demyx: WIMPY**MASCOT, the ** larxene gave you that nickname.
Xion: I feel so sorry for you, when you dies, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL MNASEX FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HER
Sora: YOU ARE SO GAY, Sync the tempest from tales of the abyss os way cooler than you, don't believe me, look on youtube.
Riku: Would you have sex with kairi.
Kairi: QUIT DRESSING UP AS A ** YOU **
MrMissMrsRandom: What would happen if vanitas died, would you care, because I don't give a **.
Terra: Man, QUIT MOLESTING VEN.
Aqua: Go on a date with me, I booked a reservation and the moste expensive restaurant in town.
Ven: While I'm on my date with aqua, Would you tell vanitas that I hope you die a painful death and YOU DON"T GIVE A ** ABOUT ANYNE, EVEN YOURSELF.
Melanie: Yes, we know you hate Vanitas.
Larxene: *rolls eyes * Whatever.
Sato: You sure about that? I mean, Maleficent looks awful even being totally covered…
Zexion: Nah.
Axel: I am so not dressing up as that guy. He's…*disgusted *
*Somewhere else *
Reno: THAT'S BULLSHIT!
Melanie: Roxas isn't here.
Saïx: *looks furious *
Melanie: I answer that for you. Yes, he does. But now with a the brain of a grown man and body of a 5 year old. He is very…frustrated? Yeah, I'll use that word instead of horny…
Mansex: NO.
Xaldin: What do you have against the President?
Xigbar: Ask him yourself.
Demyx: *sad *
Xion: Um, thanks…
Melanie: NOT HERE!
Riku: Depends how drunk I would be.
Kairi: I find that offensive…
Melanie: Sort of true though…And I wouldn't because him being actually killed for good on my watch means Square Enix would sue my arse. SO I wouldn't be weeping for Vanitas.
Terra and Ven: …
Olette: I'll answer for Terra. *a-hems * 'technically it is not rape if they consent *
Aqua: Uhh…I'm flattered and all but I'm sort of older than-
Ven: Sure! :D
Vanitas: *rolls eyes, then gets another letter * from KK.
Kane: …What just happened?
Koichi: I'm not sure, but they have one of the Inner Rays!
KK: I thought I lcked those away!
Kane: Apparently someone got a hold of your creation instead.
KK: Damn. Let's just get on with this.
Demyx- go out on date with Larxene.
Marluxia- Dye your hair black.
Zack- Kick Terra's a-ss!
Mansex and Puppy Saix: Watch three hours of "Barney the Dinosaur" together in a room by yourselves away from the others.
Cloud- Which do you like more, Tifa's breasts of her a-ss?
Namine- Have you ever drawn Roxas naked for your own personal enjoyment?
Xibar and Axel- Here's two more plane tickets to Las Vegas. While Luxords gambling, you can go hit on some chicks.
Sora- *gives him a flamethrower* Use that on Vexen.
KK: that's it for now.
Koichi: Then I shall get ready for my 'date'.
?: What date?
Koichi: *grin* Hey Mitsu-chan!
Mitsu: *narrows eyes* Koichi-kun, what date are you talking about?
Kane: He's got a date with some girl named Random that tried to seduce him, but he seduced her instead by giving her a kiss that took her breath away.
Mitsu: …
Koichi: *slowly backs away* I think I'm going to get going. *runs *
Mitsu: Get back here! *chases after Koichi *
KK: Jealousy is a dangerous thing. Especially when it comes from an angel.
Kane: And yet Koichi still plays with Mitsu's feelings for him.
KK: He's a lecher, what do you expect…Ten bucks says he does something lecherous on his 'date' with Random.
Kane: Make it fifty and your on.
Demyx: For the last time! I CHOOSE LIFE!
Zack: On it! *kicks Terra's ass *
Melanie: Der.
Mansex and Puppy: *go into other room *
*three hours later *
Melanie: *walks in to get them, then walks back out and closes the door, sitting back down in a chair *
Riku: What happened?
Melanie: Dunno.
Kairi: Where are those two?
Melanie: Don't remember.
Namine: But you were just-
Melanie: It's called a repressed memory now drop it!
Cloud: Errr…*nosebleeds, then faints *
Namine: No I have ne-
Melanie: *looking at sketchbook and projectile nosebleeds * Holy-!
Xigbar and Axel: WOOT! *head off for Vegas *
Olette: *nudging Melanie * Um, Sora isn't here at the moment.
Riku: *reads info card * Melanie says that random should arrive for the date by you next review.
Kaman: *tied up just in case*
Olette: This is from UminekoKingdomHeartsFan!
Ok, I have 1 dare only for Vanitas.
Vanitas: I want you to kill all the 'Vanitas haters' including NoahMatrix1000. And you have to have me to join you! That's all!
P.S I love you!
Vanitas: Love you too, babe.
Melanie: *wakes up, then reads another letter from NoahMatrix1000 * Errr…NoahMatrix1000, I'm sorry, but I cannot do multiple reviews from the same person in one chappy…*looks at a picture that Namine drew of some Kingdom hearts guys and nosebleed/faints again *
Pence: *takes another letter* this is from dreamer726!
(creepy music play)
Xigbar: FIGURE IT OUT! (steals more money)
Anyone at all (and has to be SOMEONE!) Kill the closest person to your right.
I thinks of more laters. (inserts insane face here)
Lexeaus: *kills Vexen on his right *
Everyone: *shrugs *
Melanie: *wakes up again * Last one's from MetaGiga…
Wew! Tis is awesome! I simply love ToDs! And, I now have the urge to include my own co-host in my review…
Darkine: Where am I? *is in pajamas, holding some chips and an emo teddy bear. *
Me: This is you're very first review with me! :D
Darkine: …When I was asleep?
ME: YUH HUH!
Darkine: …
Me: AANNYYWWAAYY, let's get the dares STARTED!
Darkine: Can I do one?
Me: …Only a few.
Darkine: Alright.
~My dares~
Axel and Marluxia: *Turns them into bunnehz. *I have a huge obsession over bunnehs and you 2! *Puts them into a bunneh cage. *I'll have them back next Tuesday. *Carries them away.*
Xaldin: Now you have to listen to…HANNAH MONTANA!
Demyx: You rock, dude. You just, pwn. *Give shim tickets to a water park. *Take whoever you want.
Lexeaus:Play:Are You Smarter Then a 5th Grader.
Luxord: LET'S PLAY UNO! 8D
Vexen: Can I make an atom bomb?
Mansex: Saix is waiting for you in the bedroom. *Wink and nudge *
Saix: Mansex is waiting for you in the bedroom. *Wink and nudge.*
Zexion: Go into Barney's world and come out alive for Darkine's dares.
~Darkine's dares~
Zexion: Want my teddy?
Ienzo:I shall grant you wishes, fo I shall grant you every wish. *Insert awesome music. *
Sora: This time, hit yourself in the groin with your keyblade.
Riku: you can help with 2 keyblades.
Roxas: You may also help.
Kairi: Wanna help?
*Since Axel is not here, MegaGiga takes Marly-bunneh. *
Melanie: Seeya next Tuesday!
Xaldin: No…No…*fetal position * ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Melanie: But-
Xaldin: NOOOOO!
Melanie: …O..k…
Demyx: Thanks! I'll take Mel, Zexy, Ienzo, Kairi, Namine, and…Xion later! :D
Lexeaus: *plays and pwns *
Mel: NOT HERE!
Vexen: *eyes widen * Are you insane?
Melanie: They already in…bedroom…HOSHIT THE REPRESSED MEMORY A COMMIN' BACK! NOOOOOEESSSS!
Zexion: *goes to Barney's world *
*comes back alive but barely…*
Zexion: *fetal position… *
Ienzo: I'm sorry. But Ansem tells me not to talk to strangers. *holding Ansem's hand *
Ienzo fangirls: AWWWWWWWW!
Melanie: Unfortunately, Sora is not here. Will shall do that later! ^_^
*Computers starts to go haywire *
Everyone: Wut the-?
MCP: I AM THE MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM! ALL USERS MUST OBEY!
Riku: If there is a later…
Seeya guys!
Next chapter shall be a filler of what the recon group is doing. ^_^
