Ice: …
Shino: OH GOD.
Hinata: Hm?
Shino: She's PMSing.
Hinata: OH DAMMIT.
Ice: …
Shino: Aw…f//k.
Hinata: Well, anyway, IceCrome doesn't own the Akatsuki, or the New Yorker, or Deviantart, or Scrabble. This is pre-five members die, but Orochimaru is defected.
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Well, damn.
Everyone in the Akatsuki was entertaining themselves after their multiple missions today. They had taken out the incredibly retardedly named 'One tailed turd' as in 'Turtle-Bird'. Tobi couldn't stop giggling, which annoyed Deidara to no end. As the rest of the members, Itachi was reading the newspaper; Kisame was serving as Itachi's footstool, Zetsu, Tobi, and Kakuzu were playing catch with Hidan's head, Hidan was yelling profanity at them, Deidara and Sasori were arguing about which art was better, and Deidara was, needless to say, winning.
AL was reading 'The New Yorker', and un-named member sat in a corner, because he/she isn't special. It was freaking hot outside, so they couldn't get in their pool, because AL saw a couple of rabbits die walking on the cement. Setting down The New Yorker, AL stood up and said something.
"I'm getting on the computer. Join me if you want to see stuff or whatever." He didn't really care. He was simply going to look up '101 Villainous ways to capture young children and extract their animals from inside'. Shrugging, they all got up and joined him.
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"Hey, I thought some people in Konoha committed suicide by jumping off bridges because of the internet?"
"Kisame, do you honestly think WE-the Akatsuki- are going to jump off bridges because of," Itachi ushered to the computer, "that?"
"No master." As Kisame and Itachi were talking, AL got onto a website that he would really regret getting on.
"THE HELL?!" He pointed at a picture, showing that he was the Fourth Hokage. They all looked snidely at it, except awesome Tobi, who was listening to Overkill by Colin Hay.
"I AM NOT THAT PANSY-ASS. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL WHO I REALLY AM!" He stepped out of the shadows and…
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"Well, I'll never do that again." He stomped off angrily, going to read some more. Itachi got on, while Kisame threatened anyone who interfered with his 'master'. Tobi and Deidara were arguing over why Kisame was such an Itachi kiss-ass.
"It's because they…" Kisame readied his sword at Deidara's neck.
"Say it and I swear to fucking god I will put this through your aorta."
"But I need that for living!"
"EXACTLY."
"It's because they…play…scrabble…all the time." He lowered his sword.
"Good, don't ev-." He was interrupted by Itachi vomiting up his spleen.
Konoha…
Sasuke was smiling brightly.
"What's up with you?" Naruto asked.
"I feel that Itachi is suffering right now."
Back at Akatsuki hideout…
"Master! What's wrong, master?" He shakily pointed to the screen of him having a tensome with Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, Kisame, Deidara, Zetsu, Ino, (Whoever the hell that was) his dad, and the freakin' nine-tails. Kisame also threw up at him and Itachi humping like rabbits. They both ran into separate bathrooms, and threw up their spleens.
"Euuuh! That's nasty." Deidara and Sasori simultaneously said. Flipping some of his/her hair out of his/her eyes, Deidara proceeded to type in his name. Immediately horrified at what he/she saw.
"Deidara-senpai, what are we doing?" Tobi asked.
"I believe that's called anal-sex." Sasori laughed at them.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD DEI! THAT IS NASTY!" He continued to laugh at their misery, eventually, Dei attacked him. Tobi clung to Zetsu.
"I'm scared…"
"It's okay…who's a good boy?"
"I'm a good boy!" Tobi ran off outside after receiving a cookie from Zetsu. Tobi, then realized, that was a retarded decision, and ran back inside. He whined about his cookie being all mushed an fried.
Zetsu called over Un-named character, Kakuzu, and Hidan's head over to the computer.
"Boys and unknown, we have just found the source of getting Konoha under our control." They smiled deviously.
"Awesome."
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Moral: …I have no comment.
The more you know…?
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Ice: Honestly, I scare myself sometimes…
Shino: Yay, you're not emo anymore!
Hinata/backs away very, very slowly/
Ice/unleashes her fiery wrath for him calling her emo/
Shino: OH GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD AUGH!
Hinata/nervous smile/ Please R&R people, if you don't, Shino will probably die.
