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its midnight Happy New Years

Jason's POV

It's New Year's Eve I'm getting my ass drunk, I sighed, I can try.

"Jason you alright" I looked to my right, Dick. I looked back at the calendar.

"Fine" I said.

"You got any plans later" He asked, I nodded, "what are they".

"Going out" I said.

"Please, don't get drunk, Jaybird" Dick whined.

"Won't" Jason smirked, but I can try.

"I mean it, Jay" he scolded.

"Dick, I promise, there is no doubt in my mind, that I won't get drunk tonight" I said.

"Who won't get drunk" Bruce said walking down the stairs.

"I'm going out later and I promised Dick that I wouldn't get drunk" I said.

"Be careful, Jay. Even if your not drunk, people are" Bruce said.

"I'll be fine" I said.

"Take a car" Bruce said, "I don't care which car, just take one. Just in case something happens".

"If it'll make you feel better" I said, "I'm taking the Lamborghini".

"Of course you are" he said, "please be careful".

"I will, and relax. I'm coming back before midnight, so we could go patrol" Jason said.

"Jokers out, you're not going out tonight" Bruce said, I rolled my eyes.

"Fine" I said.

-later that day-

"Ok, I'm heading out. Bye!" I yelled.

"Bye, Jay, be safe" Dick yelled back.

"Bye Jason, be back before one am" Bruce said.

"Goodbye Master Jason, do come home safe" Alfred said.

"Bye" Tim and Damian said.

"Bye" I said and left.

I took the Lamborghini keys and took off. I met Roy at club 21.

"Hey, Jaybird" He greeted and I sighed.

"How many times do I gotta tell you, Harper, Jaybird or trachea you can't have both" I said.

"Nows not the time, it's time to get drunk then laid" I rolled my eyes.

"You know I can't get drunk" I said.

"That's why you're going to be the designated driver" Roy said.

I walked up to the bartender and said "give me the strongest beer you got"

-3 Schorschbräu Schorschbock 57% finis coronat opus later-

"Jason, I know you don't get drunk but chill man Schorschbräu Schorschbock 57% finis coronat opus is one of the strongest beers in the world, it probably is" Roy said.

"I'll be fine" I said taking my third bottle of Schorschbräu Schorschbock 57% finis coronat opus from the bartender.

"Jason, you could still get beer poisoning" Roy fretted.

"Shut up and let me enjoy this I haven't had beer in a while might as well enjoy it" I said taking a few big gulps.

"How'd they even get this stuff" Roy asked.

"Owner has a friend in Germany" I shrugged gulping down the rest. I went to the bartender and got my fifth bottle of Schorschbräu Schorschbock 57% finis coronat opus.

That's when we hear screams and glass breaking. The bartender gave me my bottle and I took a gulp and turned around. Batman and Nightwing walked towards me, oh shit. I paid the bartender and took another gulp of beer.

"Both of you," he barked, "come with me" we followed them out of the club and towards the Lamborghini.

"So you guys get Joker" I said, taking a sip of beer.

"We did" Bruce said turning around glaring at me, "you said you wouldn't drink".

"No, I said I wouldn't get drunk, I'm not" I said glaring back.

"How much did you drink" he said looking at Roy.

"A few bottles" he shrugged.

"Of what" Bruce said.

"Wine" Roy said.

"How 'bout him" Bruce asked. Roy glanced at me and I took a few gulps of my beer.

"I don't know, three or four" Roy answered.

"Five" I corrected taking a swig.

"Not helping" Dick glared grabbing my beer.

"Hey" I yell glaring at him. I reach for it but his pulls it out of reach, "give me it back".

"Jason, your 19, you shouldn't be drinking anyway" he said. I snatched it back and drank the rest he glared at me.

"What are you drinking anyway" Dick said grabbing it back. He glared at the bottle and you could tell his eyes widen under the mask, I laughed.

Bruce grabbed the bottle, "Jason" they yelled at the same time after recovering from shock.

"Chill" I said, "geez"

"Jason how many of these have you had" Bruce asked hoping I hadn't had the same amount of it that I had drinks.

"Five" I said.

"Jason this is real strong how are you not drunk" Bruce said.

"Another side effect from the pit" I said, "I can't get drunk".

The End

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