I'm going to school on Monday so I have enough time to make at least another chapter.

The Game of Life ch.8

Zax pulled out his Magnum and tried to shoot Sonic with it, but shot a rope holding a crate filled with...

"Flour!"Amy yelled,"Why would there be ingredients hanging from a crate!"

"I was trying to bake a cake in the sun..."Tails whispered nearly crying.

Sonic was running through the forest and he saw a certain fat man that was waddling in the forest.

"Eggman!"Sonic yelled running at the fat dude.

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO HONOST ABOUT IT!"the person ran off crying.

"Oh..uhhh Eggman!" Sonic said with surprise, looking towards his left.

"Yes Sonic and let me introduce THE EGG uhh..EGG CANNON!"Robuttnik said pulling out a cannon painted white and red.

"The egg egg cannon?"Sonic said a little puzzled.

"I couldn't think of any other name!"Robuttnik yelled.(A/N:If you didn't notice I'm calling him Robuttnik)

"Can I ask you a question?" Sonic asked.

"You just did!"Robotnik said pointing out the obvious.

Sonic glared at him. "How did we meet?" Sonic asked scratching his head.

"It will probably be in the flashback coming up."Robotnik said.

They both sat there in that spot waiting for a flashback to come up, but nothing happened.

"We really should be getting in a battle now, shouldn't we?" Sonic asked.

Just then Darth Vader fell from the sky and so did Luke.

"Sonic come to the dark side we give out candy and other sweets."Darth Vader said rising his hand.

"Like what?"Sonic said being suspicious.

"Sugar coated chocolate with sugar injected in the inside and double coated SUGAR!"Darth Vader cried in triumph, because a bird flew by and he chopped it in half.

"Well we give out candy and MILK!"Luke said.

"MILK IS HEALTHY!"Sonic said running over to Darth Vader.

"He figured me out!"Luke said in surprise and disappeared.

Shadow walked out of the missle that crushed Darth Vader and pulled out a Revolver.

"Sonic, I'm-a callin' you out."Shadow said trying to sound like a cowboy.

Shadow found a golden looking object in the ground, because Sonic spit at him and Shadow looked down to see where it landed.

"OHHHHHHHH! SHINY!"Shadow yelled in a childish voice.

He grabbed it and so did Sonic. They tugged it trying to pull it to get it.

"I challenge you to xialon showdown!"Sonic yelled.(don't know if I spelt the 5th word right.)

"Name your challenge!"Shadow yelled.

"The first one to scared of their blindate loses!"Sonic yelled.

"I accept your challenge!"Shadow yelled, sure he was going to win.

Then like in some cartoons the screen was split with a white line leaving the two furries to glare at each other.

"This box is to small!"Sonic complained.

Just then the scenery changed to a resturant.

"GUNG-EE-TUNG-PAI!"Shadow and Sonic yelled in unison.

-Sonic-

"Uhhhh...hi Mr. Sonic!"A sqeaky voice said.

"No no NOOOOOOOOO I-I spilled wine on my fur!" Sonic screamed at the wine that was staining his fur, even though it was all in his head.

"Wait Cream? IS THAT YOU!" Sonic screamed still worried.

"YES!"Cream said.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"Sonic screamed again.

"I tricked you!"A voice said.

"Then who is this?"Sonic asked pulling of the blindfold.

"I'll give you a clue, faker."A voice said.

"S-s-s-s-Shadow, is that you?"Sonic asked worrying even more.

"No it's Tikal."Tikal said smiling.

"I'M GOING OUT WITH A DEAD CHICK!"Sonic yelled.

-Shadow-

"I can't believe out of all people I have to go out with you."Shadow said.

"Well I didn't want to do this either."Rouge said turning around.

"I hope everyone at home is noticing I'm gone."Shadow whispered.

-Sonic's House-

Amy was on the computer reading a story called Yacht Weekend.

"SHE SAID BUTT NIPPLES!"Amy was in fits of laughter.

-Sonic-

"I guess I could get used to dating you."Sonic said slyly.

"Uhhh...sir, I'm your waiter."The waiter said backing up.

"Oh...well can I have a root beer with a uhhhh...with buffalo wings."Sonic said.

"And what will you have?"The waiter asked Tikal.

"I'll have just a chef salad."Tikal said dully.

Just then the screen started to dissovle into a different view.

"That flashback is late!"Sonic yelled.

-Late Flashback-

Robotnik walked up to Sonic,"May I rule the world?"Robotnik asked.

Sonic looked at him and just said,"No."

"Damn..." Robotnik just said walking off.

-End Flashback-

As soon as the flashback ended, a flying squirrel fell on Tikal's head.

"Frisk! Come here!"The author yelled trying to catch the pet squirrel.(Yes, I actually have two flying squirrels and I named one Frisk, because it was hyper and frisky.)

"That was wierd."Sonic said looking around.

"Yeah the way that kid--"Tikal said interrupted.

"No I mean this thing just happened."Sonic said.

"Like what?"Tikal asked.

There was a flash of green light and a person fell from a vat of pudding.(PUDDING ROCKS!)

"Did everything just taste purple?"Sonic asked.

Yes I know it was short, but I can't type very much since it's 4:06 in the morning. Also Yacht Weekend belongs to Mya the hedgie and Victoria. So review so I will stay up late during School! No really do it! PLEASE! Oh yeah, I met this one kid at school last year(7th Grade) and he could draw Shadow perfectly! It was amazing! Every single little detail, even his chest fur!