Yo, sorry for not talking for a while but I was busy.

well here it is, ch.8 hope you like it.

JASHIN: YOU IDIOT, OF COURSE THEY'LL LIKE IT...HOPEFULLY.

Bro shut up will ya and let them make up their minds.

JASHIN: WHATEVER, WE DON'T OWN JACK YADA YADA YADA.

It was about six am the very next day and our favorite devil hunting teens were starting to wake up. The first to wake was Lady, being the best with time and all. She decided to wake her partners, she hurried to the kitchen and filled two buckets with water. In case you didn't already figure it out, she was gonna piss them of first thing in the morning, they should realize it's a joke...shouldn't they? She picked the buckets up and rushed to the twins room with a devious smirk, and a evil glimmer in her eyes. This was gonna be priceless.

Once she got up the stairs she made a cross-like hand-sign with her index and middle fingers and in a burst of smoke an identical copy of her appeared. She remembered how she got this technique. It was in one of the scrolls that Vergil was sent with, as the hokage knew full well of Naruto's chakra reserves as a jinchuriki. Although she couldn't make many it was still useful. Well back to the prank, she handed her clone a bucket and they both tried to sneak in the room. The keyword being tried. As they entered a bucket of water fell from the top of the door and splashed on both Lady and her clone. As the water bucket impacted both the Ladies they slipped and their own buckets were launched into the air, unluckily landing on the all ready drenched pair. The clone dispelling because it's bucket impacted into it's head.

As she got up she heard snickers, she looked up and saw the twins fully awake. "Well, well, well. Little Lady is trying to prank the masters, ha. Not a chance babe." Commented Naruto trying to piss her off and succeeding. "WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT CALLING ME BABE RAT!" Yelled the brunette while waving her arms in the air like a psychopath. She then threw a bucket at the devil, some how knocking him out cold. "Was that really possible. I mean, he can survive bullet wounds but a bucket knocks him out. Lady, where'd ya get those buckets?" Asked Nero.

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Naruto was finally regaining consciousness after the hit to the head. 'Ouch, only Lady could knock a devil out with a bucket.' He mentally said while getting up and heading for the stairs. As he entered the kitchen he got a death threatening glare from Lady but shrugged it off and got some breakfast, not really caring about Kakashi's advice. As he sat at the table he placed his twin handguns on the table. Because of their colors being nearly opposite yet attracted to each other, he gave them the names Romeo and Juliet. With his sword being named blue storm. "Where's the others?" Asked Naruto to either of the other two. "Beets me, Dante and Vergil's probably on some mission and the other two probably trying to get some mates or what not." Replied his twin.

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Right now Kat and Tish were wandering around town because Dante told them to make friends. Well that's a respectful way of saying it, if you catch my drift. As they were walking they got thirsty and decided to go in a small bar. A Dango bar that a certain crazy babe pretty much lives. Anko, who was already there, was talking to her three best friends. The first out of them was a true raven haired beauty that many men would kill for. She had er hair lowing down to her shoulder blades, ruby red eyes and cherry red lips. She wore a red dress with a bandage style dress over it. She had bandages covering her hands. This was the leafs Genjutsu mistress, Kureniea Yuhi.

The second was a purple haired babe with darkish eyes, and red/purple lips. She was clothed in a purple shirt and black pants. This sexy lady was more than she looked as she was a Anbu captain by the codename cat. This was Yugao Uzuki, the hottest babe in Anbu. And finally we have Hanna Inuzuka. Anko turned to Hanna and asked. "So Hanna, have you been with anyone recently?" with a grin. Hanna just smiled and replied. "Actually yes, I met him a few days ago. We went on a date and well, one thing led to another and, you know what I'm getting at." while blushing furiously. Instantly Anko started questioning. "What's his name? Do I know him?" While the other two nodded. "Well you should, he is on your new team. He's called Naruto." she said

Anko froze. "WHAT! You fucked chaos!" She screamed drawing everyone's attention."Will you be quiet." She squealed back trying to hide her blush. Just then Kat and Trish entered the bar. Anko heard the bells on the door ring and looked to see who entered, she instantly remembered them as the two females she was sent to escort a few days ago. "Hey, you're the ones with those brats with white hair. come over, I wanna introduce ya to someone." She yelled while gesturing them over. They thought about and agreed to go over. once they got there, Kat decided to speak first. "Hi, my name's Kat and this is Trish." she introduced and Trish said "Hi."

"My name is Anko. These are my friends, Kurenia, Yugao and finally Hanna. The last one's Naruto's girlfriend." She said smirking. "Anko!" shouted Hanna while covering her blush."We only just get to this place and he already got a babe. Now that's fast." Came a voice from behind Kat and Trish. When they turned around they saw Dante and Vergil, the former smiling with pride. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the great almighty Dante and this is my stuck up twin Vergil." Earning a glare from his brother. "A pleasure."said Vergil in a cool tone.

The females giggled, mostly Anko and Yugao. (AN/ She won't be dating Hayate in this fic so don't ask) Anko chose to answer first. "Well hello, almighty Dante. I'm Anko, from the escort mission." With a hot smirk. While they were speaking three kids walked in. "I wonder what this place is like...oh no." Started our favorite hero while gulping. He looked forwards and saw everyone who was there. He turned around and tried to snak out but cursed as he heard Anko yell. "Oh brats, come here" He just gulped as they walked over.

As they made it over Dante said. "Why didn't ya tell your big bro you got a girlfriend." Trying and succeeding in embarrassing his brother. Naruto just went red and remained silent. He just sat beside Hanna. "Hi." She said with a lovable smile. He smiled back and replied. "Why hello, milady." making her blush and snuggle up to him. "Aw, is little Nauto in love." Asked both Kat and Trish in typical annoying older sisters kinda way. "Just coz my brothers are either loners or losers does not mean I have to be." Insulted Naruto earning punches from all three of his brothers. he then ordered a couple of drinks or him, Nero and Lady.

Hanna snuggled deeper into his chest while under the table she wrapped her hand in his. Anko decided to speak. "So kid, how was your first time with a ninja?" She asked teasingly as the elder devil hunters clicked on. "Really, huh. So that's why you didn't come back the night before graduation." Asked Dante. "Jealous much." He retorted. Dante just froze while his eye twitched. Then he pulled out his twin handguns and prepared to blow his brother to high heaven. Before he could blink he was punched by Vergil. "You're too foolish, brother." Said his twin coldly. Naruto just looked towards Hanna as they locked eyes. They then had a small make out session with all the present females apart from Lady giggling.

After about twenty minutes Anko set off with her team, getting ready for the survival test. "So, Anko-sensei. What is this test all about?" Asked Nero trying to find out early. "Sorry, can't tell." Was her answer as she munched on some Dango. The rest of the test was quiet. Each person thinking on their own subjects.

'I can't believe Naruto is already seeing someone, maybe I should've gotten with him when I had the chance.' Thought Lady depressingly. Even though she wouldn't admit it, she had feelings for the devil. She just didn't want to seem weak.

'Lady looked really depressed when she saw me with Hanna, I really don't get women.' Thought our favorite knuckle-head.

'That was really awkward with those two, what was that all about. Gyarghhh I hate not knowing stuff.' Was the thoughts of the semi-devil. Nero looked really confused.

"Oh god I love Dango, it's the best!" thought the crazy bitch of the leaf village. Oh how she loved Dango. Maybe a little too much. After about fifteen minutes they made it to the training ground and noticed the other possible genin there. Sakura noticed them and yelled "YOU'RE LATE!" While waving her arms in the air. "Will you shut up, ya damn banshee." Replied the twins in complete unison. Immediately she shut up, well she did mumble something about creepy clones.

"Why was you late anyway, losers." Guess who said that, here's a clue, the emo. "Chattin with family, not that you'd know about that. After all wasn't yours wiped out, instantly." Naruto smugly replied. immediately everyone saw the anger appear on Sasuke's face. "Naruto!" Yelled Lady but was interrupted by the emo avenger. "At least I had a mother who wasn't a whore!" Both the twins just froze, they then gripped their swords and vanished with pure speed. Just before they could kill him two snakes appeared and stopped them mid-swing. They looked back and saw Anko knelt down with snakes slithering down from her sleeves. 'How fast, was that speed even possible?' Questioned Sasuke while he was sweating bullets.

"Stand down!" Ordered Anko in a rare serious tone, the twins nodded and they went to a tree and sat down with Lady trailing behind. Sakura was shocked at the speed she just witness, it was beyond fast. Sai on the other hand sent an ink clone to go and fill a report for Danzo. 'If things go well then lord Danzo will be pleased. But if they don't accept to join Root then they will be a force to be recond with. Why did he send me?' He wondered. Don't think he's a crap spy because he is one of the best, but if they refuse then things could get messy.

After an hour or so their sensei appeared reading an orange book, which Anko scowled at. Once again the banshee yelled. "YOU'RE LATE!" And the scarecrow just made a lame excuse about a black cat crossing his road and being forced to take the long road. "Okay listen up." He said and pulled out two bells. and an alarm clock. "Your mission is to take these bells, Anko has a pair also. For those who do not get a bell by noon they will be sent back to the academy. Are we clear." Kakashi explained, and as usual the pinkette had questions. "But sensei, there's only four bells and six of us."

"Exactly At least two of you will be going back to the academy. This test has roughly a 9/1 success rate. When I say start you hide come at me with the intent to kill or you won't get a bell. START!" Commanded the cyclops, as they all jumped in different directions. Sasuke hid in a tree, Sakura in a bush, Sai underground, and the other three were...Both ninja had no clue. 'They're good, okay Anko you go left I go right. laters." Said Kakashi while vanishing in a puff of smoke, Anko doing the same.

Sakura was trying her best to find Sasuke, and failing. 'I need to find Sasuke, if I don't get a bell I'll be sent back to the academy and me and Sasuke will be separated.' She thought desperately. She was so caught up trying to find Sasuke she didn't even notice the presence behind her. "Sakura. Booh!" Said a voice behind her and all through the training ground you could hear her scream. 'That was Sakura, hn.' thought Sasuke as he entered a opening. standing there was none other than Kakashi, just reading. Sasuke just smirked. "A word of warning, I'm not as easy as Sakura." while entering a stance. Kakashi didn't even look up.

Immediately Sasuke dashed towards his sensei and threw a left kick trying to catch Kakashi of guard. Kakashi just grabbed the leg and also the incoming left punch. To busy blocking he didn't notice Sasuke touche a bell, he pushed Sasuke back and said. "Hm, you are pretty skilled. Maybe I'll put this away." while putting his book in his kunai pouch. Sasuke smirked even more as he sped through sequence of hand-signs. 'Genin can't do fire style, it drains their chakra to quickly.' He thought as a fire ball was sent towards him. As it impacted it caused a miner dust cloud. Sasuke grinned but got shocked when his sensei was no where to be seen. "Up, left, right...?" questioned Sasuke out loud but as interrupted by his sensei's voice as two hands shot from the ground and grabbed his legs. "Bellow you." before pulling him down into the ground until his head was the only thing left showing.

All the while Sai was trying to find one of his sensei's to try and get a bell. He was so caught up in trying to find a bell he fell into a lame trap. He could hear a feminine laugh and could only presume one thing...Anko trapped him. "Hahahahahaha, easy..." She was about to brag but was kicked in the ribs and sent backwards. When she looked up she saw Naruto, Nero and Lady all grinning at finding her here all alone. "Allow us to show you a portion of our skills, sensei." Said Lady in a challenging tone. But before they could start Kakashi appeared in a swirl of leaves. "You too sensei, this just got interesting." Commented Nero. "You took the words right out of my mouth, kid." Replied Kakashi while actually getting into a stance. "Anko you take the girl, I wanna see what they can do." Commanded Kakashi making moth females present grin. Anko and Lady jumped off into the forest to try and find a suitable area.

"Before we start, do you know about the tale of the dark knight Sparda. Let me fill you in. Once ago a demon named Sparda took up his own sword for the sake of humanity. He alone held back battalions of demons he once called brothers. He finally found his way to the demon king, Mundus, and faced him in combat. After a long battle neither got the edge over the other. Finally Sparda sealed the gate way to the demon realm into his blade. Well before all this, Sparda fell in love with a mortal woman and had two sons, he later did the same with another mortal from this realm. Well, let us show you the power of my fathers legacy, the legacy of Sparda." And with that the brothers engaged Kakashi in combat, sword vs kunai.

Kakashi was more than he looked and was easily able to put distance between him and his opponents. 'They are very skilled with swords, maybe better than me. how is that possible?' Pondered Kakashi. His lone eye widened as he watched them seemingly rev the swords. As they did it a thick energy enveloped their weapons. Nero's was red where as Naruto's was blue. 'That looks a bit like dads old Tanto so my guess is their blades just got a lot sharper.'

Just as they were about to attack the timer ran out, luckily in Kakashi's case. Right now they were all gathered in a small clearing with three posts. Sakura, Sasuke and Sai were tied to those posts. "Okay overall, you sucked. Sakura was caught easily in a genjutsu, Sai was trapped easily and Sasuke you was the worst. You thought you was better than your comrades, got cocky and lost your head. The only three who did well was them three. They showed great skill and teamwork and didn't go in charging blindly, like Sasuke. After lunch you can try again, them three don't get any." Kakashi said as he and Anko disappeared in a puff of smoke.

They started eating wile they were in silence, until Sasuke and Sakura's stomach's growled. Naruto and Nero both held theirs up, "There." they said in unison. To say the other two were shocked was an understatement. Lady offered hers to Sai but he simply said no. "You do realize we can't move our arms, so you're gonna need to feed us." Sakura said flatly. they just groaned and did it. just as they got a bite Kakashi and Anko appeared making Sakura fling her head back into he wooden post. "YOU!...You pass." He said staring angry and ending with a eye smile.

"You see, other teams don't seem to get what this test is about. The true behind this test is teamwork. If you don't work like a team your mission will more than likely fail, miserably. You have the rest of the day off, tomorrow we start missions. bye."He said before Shunshining away.

"Hey you three, wanna go celebrate at the Dango stand/bar. Don't worry Naruto, Hanna will be there." Teased Anko, to which she got two yeses and a groan. Then they all went in separate directions, Sasuke went to train, Sakura went pestering him for a date and Sai went to report to Danzo, not that anyone else knew.

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Right now Hiruzen had his jounin ready to report.

"Team one: Failed"

"Team two: failed

"Team three: don't even ask"

"Team four: Failed on account of fighting more with themselves."

"Team five: Failed"

"Team six: Not a chance"

"Team seven pass: even though only three out of the six did good they later showed teamwork. Though we need to get that Uchiha n check or he will endanger his teammates and himself when on important missions." Said Kakashi with respect.

"Team eight: pass as their teamwork is phenomenal, Though Shikamaru's laziness, Ino's fangirl attitude and Chouji's love food need to go." Said Asuma with respect for his father.

"Team ten pass with flying colors as they are the perfect tracking team. Though Hinata is a little too shy, I'll sort that out." Said Kurenai in a bow for the hokage.

"Thank you, Dismissed!" He ordered and they all left, he saw a note on his desk from Kakashi saying he knows about Sparda. 'Even now Naruto brings me headaches.' He thought with a light chuckle.

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"I can't believe you actually got passed Kakashi Hatake'e test. I'm so proud of you." Said Hanna while using Naruto like a pillow. He just sweat dropped. "You sound like you thought I would fail." Replied Naruto hanging his head down. After that they all just laughed the night away.

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"Did you pass, boy." Asked Danzo to his subordinate. "Yes lord Danzo." Replied Sai while bowing. "Remember we don't need them to much. After all we have their sister under my control, but more of them is better. Leave before it looks suspicious. And with that he disappeared in a swirl of leaves while Danzo cackled and walked away.

"Now my time has come, Muwahahahahahaha!"

Well I hope you liked it and please review.

And they have a sister...wait what. Ha I bet you didn't see that coming, the idea just popped up in my head.

JASHIN: YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

That's it you dumbass, you're out of controll. I'm bringing reinforcements in.

Lady: Hey dickhead.

JASHIN: WHY'D YA BRING HER IN...SHE'S A DUMB BITCH.

""THUMP""

Lady: say that again and I'm gonna make wish you was never born.

Whipped

""THUMP""

Lady: that goes for both of you.

Help me...I've made a huge mistake.

Lady: shut up!

JASHIN: WAY TO GO BOSS!

I'll sort it.

JASHIN: YOU BETTER DUMBASS!

I said I'll FUCKING SORT IT!

(Pulls out desert eagle)

""BANG"" "BANG"

(Lady falls to the ground dead)

Allright grab the body and dump it, quickly!

JASHIN: SHIT BRO, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BLOW HER CHEST TO SHIT.

You told me to sort it out so I did.

JASHIN: I NEVER SAID KILL HER.

Says the one who grants immortality to those who kill.

JASHIN: ONLY SO THEY DON'T FUCKING KILL ME!

Whatever on with the story, it'll take a while now we need to clean this up. Shit.