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June 29, 2009 (Day 1)

I wake up in Randy's arms in our bed in Ted's beachhouse. I remove his arms from around my waist, but he just wraps them back around my waist. I turn my body and give him a kiss on the cheek. He smiles. I smack his chest.

"Ow!" He says. "What was that for?"

"You weren't letting me go, and I need food." I explain.

"Well…" He rolls over so he is on top of me. "I think the food can wait."

I try to shove him off of me, but I am unsuccessful. "You're crushing me. I really need some food."

He gets off of me and pulls me off the bed. "Let's get some breakfast then."

We walk downstairs to see Ted and Maryse already eating. Maryse hands me a bowl and a spoon. Ted hands me milk and a box of Honey Nut Cheerios. I pour myself self some cheerios with milk. I hand Randy the cheerios and milk as Eve and Cody run down the stairs. Eve practically jumps into a chair.

"They figured out who attacked Rosa and Mickie." She says.

This catches all of our attention. "Who?" I ask.

"Melina"

Maryse laughs. "Payback's a bitch...so's Melina."

"True dat." Ted, Randy, Cody, Eve, and I say at the same time.


After breakfast, we get changed and go to the beach. We all sat out our beach chairs and other stuff. The boys were in the water while we girls were laying on our beach towels getting our tan on.

Maryse is on her phone while Eve and I watch the boys wrestle with each other in the water. Eve glances over in another direction for a second and then taps me on the shoulder. I turn to her.

"I have an evil idea." She points to the beach volleyball area.

"Tell the guys next time they're up here that we'll get in the water if they play beach volleyball with us?" I ask.

"Exactly."

"But Randy might know we're up to something."

"Why?"

"Cause he went to high school with me for two years. He knows I played volleyball in high school."

Maryse looks up from her phone. "That's true. You went to Hazelwood Central High School together."

"How'd you know that?"

"Googled it."

"Okay." The boys start heading up towards us.

Cody is the first to make it to us. He sits next to Eve. "We're having so much fun. You ladies should join us when we get back in the water."

The DoD share a look. "Fine, we will get in the water when you guys decide to go back in." Eve says.

"But." Maryse says. "On one condition."

"You have to play a game of beach volleyball." I say.

"Okay." Ted and Cody say.

"Wait…" Randy says. "they're up to something. Marissa played volleyball in high school."

I kiss Randy on the cheek. "That doesn't matter, Randal. I'm going to be rusty."

He sighs. "Fine."

He suddenly picks me up and starts heading towards the water. "Let's get in."

Ted and Cody do the same with Maryse and Eve. They drop us once we're a decent way into the water. However, the water is so cold that I jump right back into Randy's arms. Randy chuckles at me.

"I'm c-c-cold." I say.

Randy pulls me into a hug. Maryse, Ted, Cody, and Eve are playing with a beachball. I decide to join the game with the beachball once I got used to the water. Randy gets involved as well, and it eventually turns into who can hit Ted with the beachball the most. Then, suddenly, the boys shove us into the water. We girls got back up and tackle the boys into the water. We then decide to go dry off and play volleyball.

Legacy gets on one side of the net and the DoD get on the other. Ted serves it first. Maryse hits it but not good enough and Eve hits it over. Cody spikes it and scores a point.

Legacy- 1 DoD- 0

The boys high-five and Ted serves. Maryse hits it over and Randy hits it back. They go back and forth a few times before I hit it and score.

Legacy- 1 DoD- 1

We go back and forth quite a bit leading up to this score:

Legacy- 11 DoD- 11

Randy serves it. Maryse hits it back. Then Ted assists Cody into getting it over. Eve hits it over. Randy hits it back, but I manage to spike it and score.

Legacy- 11 DoD- 12

I blow Randy a kiss before we pack up to go back to the house.


We sat in the living room with notepads and pens to take notes on our adversaries during Raw. Maryse and Eve on Alicia and Layla. Me on Michelle. Randy on Batista and Paul (Triple H). Ted and Cody on Chris and whoever his mystery partner could be.

A match between Batista and The Miz had just ended, and Justin Roberts was in the ring.

"The following match is a battle royal to determine the number one contender for the WWE Divas Championship! To be eliminated a Diva must be thrown through the ropes with both feet touching the floor."

Maryse and I share a look. No one told her they were doing this.

I can tell you're feelin' me

The way you looking at me

Won't ya come and let me see

Just how you diggin' on me…

Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Melina, Mickie James, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Rosa Mendes, Alicia Fox, Layla, Maria, Katie Lee Burchill, Gail Kim, and Jillian Hall walk down the ramp and enter the ring.

The Divas bunch up in the ring.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The battle royal starts and Divas brawl everywhere. Brie and Nikki eliminate Rosa. Gail eliminates Jillian. Maria eliminates Katie Lee and herself. Layla eliminates Gail.

Layla, Kelly, Brie, Nikki, Alicia, Mickie, Beth, Natalya, Candice, and Melina are left. Layla gets eliminated by the Bellas who then get eliminated by Alicia. Melina eliminates Candice. Kelly gets eliminated by Beth. Natalya is eliminated by Mickie.

Beth, Melina, Mickie, and Alicia are the final four. Melina and Beth work together and eliminate Alicia. Mickie eliminates the two from behind.

"Here is your winner and the number one contender for the WWE Divas Championship, Mickie James!"

Maryse throws a few pillows and looks very mad.

"I already beat her!" She says.

I look at her. "You'll beat her, Ryse."

"You need to worry about Michelle, Rissa, not me."

"She's right. You know?" Randy tells me.

"I know."

Chris and Edge just cut a promo, and I'm guessing Michelle is cutting one next.

You're not enough for me (Oh no no)

Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)

Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)

You're not enough for me (oh no)...

I was right. She walks out with the championship that should be mine and a microphone.

"Last night, I beat Marissa, fair and square, for the WWE Women's Championship, but most people are mad. Why? I'm a far better champion than her. The only reason she got a title match against Melina at Backlash is because she kissed up to the right people and-" Michelle gets cut off.

(I'm all grown up) Now, and I listened and learned

A true star and I'm finally, gettin my turn

Took my L, earnt my spot

I'ma be here for a minute sonny boy if you like it or not…

Stephanie appears on TV for the first time in months with a microphone in hand. "Michelle, let me make something perfectly clear. You did not beat Marissa fair and square. You used brass knuckles to knock her out and then pin her. The referee should have disqualified you. As a result, you will be defending your championship against her at Night of Champions. And even if she does not win, she will still have her rematch clause to use at any time. And,to make sure their is no outside interference in your match at Night of Champions will be a Steel Cage match!"

The crowd and I cheer. This is awesome!


June 30, 2009 (Day 2) (Cody's 24th Birthday)

"He only turns twenty-four today? Wow, he's young." I say as Ted, Randy, and I decorate the living and dining rooms. "How old are you, Ted?"

"I will be twenty-seven on November 8." He answers.

"So you were born in 1982 too?"

"Yup."

I extend my fist. "1982 born fist bump." We fist bump. Randy looks at us.

"He's jealous."

I give Randy a kiss on the cheek. He smirks before starting on the streamers.

"Where's Maryse at?" Randy asks.

"I don't know." Ted says. "She's been gone for a while, and we have a hour, at most, before Eve and Cody get back from the zoo."

Just then, someone knocks the door. It's Maryse.

"It's her." I say before opening it.

"Sorry I took so long. Some fans recognized me when I went to pick up the cake, but I got everything. The cake, ice cream, and candles." She says.

I help her with the stuff and we go into the kitchen to put candles in the cake while Randy and Ted finish up the decorating. The moment we put in the last candle, Eve sends us a text telling us they're on their way back. Once Randy and Ted are done, we dim the lights and hide. Eve and Cody walk in.

"Surprise!" We jump out.

"Oh my god." Cody says. "Thanks." He hugs us before Eve has him sit. We bring his cake and he blows out the candles. We all eat the cake as he tells us about his zoo trip.


July 1, 2009 (Day 3)

Maryse, Eve, and I are in the kitchen making Ted, Cody, and Randy pancakes. The boys do not know about it yet; it's a surprise. They will probably smell it soon and run down the stairs. They love pancakes. I hear at least two of them running down the stairs.

"Here they come." Eve says. It's Ted and Cody. They give their respective girlfriends kisses. Ted looks at me.

"He's still passed out in your guys's bed." He tells me.

I take a picture of the pancakes before running upstairs. Ted was right; Randy was sleeping. He looked adorable, so I took a picture before waking up. I try everything from telling him to smacking him, but he wouldn't get up. I get in the bed and kiss him. He wraps his arms around me. His lips collide with mine.

"This is a great way to wake up." He says. "Is that pancakes?"

"Yes. We girls got up early to make them. Now get your ass down there." I say. He picks me up bridal style and carries me downstairs with him. Once we get down, he puts me down and the other look at us. I point at the WWE Champion.

"That was all him." I say.

"You didn't fight back." Randy says as we both take a seat and grab some pancakes.

"Why would I? You're way bigger than me."

"Hasn't stopped you before."

"Shut up."

He chuckles at me. "So what are we doing today?"

"Just whatever." Ted says. "But I need you to help me go shopping later."

"Okay."

"Thanks."

The other four get done and head upstairs. Randy whispers in my ear.

"Let's prank them."

"Why?"

"Cody and Ted are always trying to prank me. They need to be shown how it's done. And Eve and Maryse are just an added bonus. Come on, Rissa. You can't say no."

"Says who?"

"Me." He smirks at me.

"Oh fine. I'll do it and prove I am still the Prank Queen."

"Great."

I texted Eve and Maryse to meet me outside; however, they didn't know Randy and I were waiting outside for them with water balloons filled with mud. They walked out and we hit them. Maryse and Eve were stunned. They look at themselves covered in mud. They glare at me and run inside. We run upstairs and hide as we watch Ted and Cody get covered in a combination of syrup and honey.

"And this is why we are pranking royalty." Randy says.

I can't wait for what's in store for my birthday tomorrow.