THE RISE OF THE HOMUNCULI

Episode 4 The Devil, The Deal and The Bathtub

In this chapter imagine that Bill Cipher has the same voice as Pegasus from Yu-GI-Oh.

Dipper couldn't believe what he was seeing. He had Johnathon's twin sister tied to a table, what type of a man would force a sex change surgery to his own sister? Dipper could understand the rape attempt, but this?

No, Johnathon deserved the worst punishment Dipper and his family could deliver. But before the summoning could take place, Dipper needed the girl out of this room.

"Dipper, come here please" the Duplicates and Dipper had a mental connection since all the Duplicates come from Dipper.

"I'll take her to our room, a set of clothes would be nice don't you think?" Dipper nodded and the Duplicate carried the sleeping girl bridal style towards the only door leading outside the sterile room.

Dipper grabbed a polaroid camera he used to remember who he has tortrued, but the photo was going to serve a different purpose this time.

A Duplicate forcefully grabbed Johnathon's face and made him look at the camera, Dipper snapped a photo and left the room. He shook the polaroid photo to make the content reveal itself quicker.

By the time he left the man, the other Duplicates were already drawing the summoning circle.

A very large white circle was drawn in the middle of the room. A Triangle was drawn inside the circle, it's tips touching the circle as another Duplicate made an eye in the middle of the triangle. Odd symbols were drawn inside and outside the circle, in order to contain the magic of the being that Dipper was about to summon.

Once it was all drawn, Dipper laid the picture on top of the eye and walked outside the circle before he could start his summoning.

"Ego dico super Totus Vigilo Oculus, perfigo animus autem impius quod purgo viscus autem scelestus. Rector vestri proeliator ut terra illorum quisnam pulvis nostrum abbas quod spill cruor of reproba quod falsidicus filiolus"

The outline of the circle started to grow an eerie blue and white light as the wind started to swirl around the summoning circle.

"Pro cruor of sanctus est effundetur in vomica terra ut Atrum Hircus Baphomet crudus super ara, temerarius lacuna of vates nuntius ut is rector nos ut Niveus Regnum"

The inner triangle started to glow with an intense light that seemed to swallow everything inside the triangle.

"Huic ego precor in vestri palma, pro nos es ovis vacuus a upilio opilio quod vacuus vestri regimen nos mos tantum opportunus eternus imprecatio. Rector nos unto Niveus Urbs quod forever magis vadum nos exsisto in debitum"

The eye inside the triangle bursted into a white flame that was heating the very air of the room, it was like the air itself was burning with all the fury of a sun.

"Tamen indulgeo qui have orator obviam Senior, pro nos es ignarus liberi in vestri presentia. Vindico nos insquequo nostrum viscus est teared ex nostrum bones , pello pepulli pulsum nos per totus patientia dignus a sinner insquequo unus dies nos can penetro Niveus Regnum"

Between the raging wind, the intense light and the scalding heat it was impossible for the room to sustain much more of this type of damage.

Suddenly, everything was quiet. The howling winds were gone, the burning sensation when breathing was gone. Even the humming of the light vanished.

Instead, there was the sound of running water and a man singing.

In the center of the summoning circle was a large white bathtub with a naked man inside "I'm a little teapot short and stout this is my handle this is my pot, when I get all steamed up your hear me shout. And pour all the tea out"

The man stopped singing as he noticed something "wait a second, this isn't my house. Where am I and what is that smell?" He turned off the water and sniffed the air.

"I know that smell. . . or at least I think I do. Is there another dead goat in my room again?" He grabbed a towel and started to dry himself "no, since this isn't my house there can't be a goat in my room. . . at least I hope not" he shrugged and continued drying himself from the water.

Dipper has to wait patiently until his guest would notice him or a Duplicate in the room "the only thing weird" the man in the shower continued talking out loud "is that I have a strong sensation of someone staring at my ass cheeks"

The man turned around and saw Dipper waiting for him outside the summoning circle "Ah, Dipper boy, how are you" he stepped outside the bathtub and approached Dipper with a friendly face.

"I'm fine Bill, would you mind putting some clothes on?" Dipper always had the worst of luck when summoning Bill Cipher from his realm of existence.

"But I like to feel the breeze in my testicles" Bill whined as he pouted at Dipper "I invited you here for-" Bill chuckled at Dipper.

"Oh Dipper boy, I know why you summoned me here. After all, I know lots of things" Bill snapped his fingers and a suit appeared aside of him.

"So, tell me Dipper boy, what must I do to get my gift?" The pants and jacket pulled themselves towards Bills' body and quickly adjusted themselves to his body.

"It's more of an exchange really, you promise me something and I'll give you your present"

Bill clapped his hands in glee as a red and golden chair appeared below him, taking a seat Bill summoned a matching tea table with a teapot and a small platter filled with assorted cookies "would you like to have a seat, Dipper boy?" Bill asked him as he poured a bit of Earl Grey into a teacup

"No thank you" Bill shrugged with a smile as he dipped his chocolate cookie into the tea "suit yourself" he gave a small bite to the cookie and looked at Dipper.

"Here's the deal Bill, if you accept two small terms I will not only give you your gift, but I'll also give you permission to enter this house whenever you like"

Bill smiled with closed eyes at hearing his proposal "my, your generosity is surprising Dipper boy. Fine, name your terms" Bill hunted for another chocolate cookie in the platter as he waited for Dipper to speak his terms

"My first term is that I need you to erase from everyone's memory the existence of Johnathon von Schneider, except from his sister and Pacifica Northwest. My second term is that you must protect at all costs his sister from anyone who wants to harm her"

Bill looked at Dipper with a raised eyebrow "is that all? Huh, I thought it was going to be harder for me to get my gift" Bill shrugged again and snapped his fingers twice.

"Done, everyone who's met at some point Johnathon Von Schneider has instead a strange memory of a dancing gorilla wearing a tutu as and a top hat, just in case. Jenny has now my mark, whenever she feels threatened or the mark detects danger I will appear and save the day. . . or maybe screw the day! Does it really matter?"

Bill rose from his seat as the chair, table and platter disappeared "now, Dipper boy, where's my present?"

The muffled screaming of Johnathon made Bill feel his pants a bit too tight "I'll handle it from here. Bill snapped his fingers and a fluffy pink dog collar appeared under Johnathons' neck, the name tag said "Chewbacca"

Dipper eyed the name tag with a raised eyebrow "I love the Star Wars movies. Come along my dear Chewbacca, let's go home"

Bill snapped his fingers and both left this realm of existence, one more permanently than the other.

"Why does it have to be so awkward a when I summon him?"

Review time

6fingeredned:Ahhhh yes! That was absolutely lovely! You my friend, are great at writing torture! You should definitely write more of that! Thank you for using some of my ideas as well! The way you wrote them was fantastic!

I don't know how should I feel about this review. . . but I am definitely glad you enjoyed the previous chapter as well as his suffering. Bastard deserved it.

CookYllen: So... the girl is attracted to Pacifica too? Like.. a lesbian girl?

One word for you: no

WaterMelon534: Okay I was reading the chapter instead of cringing I kinda smiled and laughed No kidding around I did every one in my house thought I was insane (Maybe I am) But yeah... I enjoyed this and can't wait for more mmm... Entertainment :) Still got no criticism I love this stuff!

Just like the first review, I don't know how to feel about this review. But if the previous chapter made you smile and laugh, then I hope this one makes you cry from now hard you're laughing.

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Oh, and before I forget, here's the english translation of Dipper's summoning chant

I call upon the All Seeing Eye, pierce the souls of the sinful and cleanse the flesh of the wicked. Guide your warriors into the land of those who aren't our fathers and spill the blood of the false and lying gods.

For the blood of the holy is spilled in the cursed land as the Dark Goat Baphomet bleeds upon the altar, heed the words of the prophets messiah as she guides us to the White Kingdom.

But forgive those who speak against our Lord, for we are ignorant children at your presence. Tear our muscles away with all the fury a sinner deserves, as we pray for your forgiveness in our silent suffering.